Space Lord Origion Story Part 4

Post by SportsEntertainmentXpress on Jun 19, 2020 10:22:02 GMT -6

In a Galaxy far, far away.

A very long time ago, like over a thousand years ago long.

The Supreme Intergalactic Champion that we know today as Space Lord was not yet what we know him as today.

This is his story.

This is part 4.

See, George Lucas other people can just start their stories at a random number too.

Stardate: 10010420

Messier 64, home of Space Lord, at this time he is not yet the Lord of Space. No, his name isn't just Space, come on, that'd be silly. His name is Him Jellwig. Him is a Space Marine, Messier 64 was ahead of the U.S. on the Space Force front. Him has not reached the level of Lord yet, which is the highest rank possible in the Space Marines. At this time, Him is a Captain and the youngest Messiet to reach the rank at the young age of 40. Remember, Space Lord is over 1000 years old, hey, it's my sci-fi fantasy/wrestling RP, I'll make my character as old as I want.

On this day though, Messier 64 was in the midst of a global force war. All tribes had come together to battle the forces of Death Lord (imagine Ministry of Darkness Undertaker pic base) and his Army of Darkness. An army of evil creatures that is, not the super awesome and super cheesy Bruce Campbell movie.

The battle of the Whirlpool Galaxy would be the last stand for the Messiets as Death Lord was encroaching on Him Jellwigs home planet. If the Messiets lose this battle, they would lose their planet, but to win would ensure their supremacy over the cosmos.

The battle was raging, and Him was leading his platoon known as the Desolators. The crew is maneuvering through the asteroid belts with blue angle like precision flying techniques. Him had his sights set on Death Lords ship, Him's voice echoed, "fire the torpedoes". As the words escaped his mouth, a critical hit came from out of nowhere.

C12! "You sunk my battleship"

The Banditos from the Sombrero Galaxy (yes that is a real Galaxy, all these are real Galaxies actually) had fired a torpedo into the side of Him's ship. The Bandito's had said they were going to stay neutral during the battle, that they wanted to just sip their margaritas and kiss their senoritas. But, they had joined the dark side, and bowed down to Death Lord.

The torpedo rendered Him's ship inoperable. The Desolators were sitting ducks. Him called to abandon ship, and ordered his crew to the escape pods. As his crew rushed to the pods, Him dawned a jetpack and his space armor. The armor was red and gold, it had built in A.I., it was equipped with laser blasters and rocket launchers, and totally wasn't a rip off of Ironman.

As Him placed his helmet on, he looked out of the command deck window and watched as the escape pods were picked off one by one. Him snarls, "RRRRRRRAAAAAAWWWWWWRRRRR!!!", Him shouts.

Him runs to the escape pod area, ready to use a launched pod to exit the ship and go to battle in his mec suit. Him steps into the pod, ready to exit and die fighting like a warrior. To die in battle is the Ultimate way to die as a Warrior for the Messiets.

Him reaches for the eject button when another torpedo blasts the side of the ship. The impact blows the ship in-half and sends both parts of the ship spiraling out of control, and rendering Him Jellwig unconscious.

Sometime later... I've always wondered how long "sometime later is", just draw your own conclusion here on how long that was. Anyway, sometime later, Him awakens and finds himself floating in the back end of the ship. He gazes out onto the battlefield, and everyone is gone, only derby is left floating in the vastness of space.

Him quickly does a scan of all the ships he sees floating around the battlefield, you know because he is an alien and they had super advanced technology before we even figured out magnets. Magnets, how does that crap work? The scan yields only one useable ship, a Buzzsaw 6000, the latest battleship in the Messiet space fleet.

Him quickly used his totally not an Ironman ripoff suit to fly to the Buzzsaw 6000. Him boards the ship and heads straight for his home planet, but when he arrives Messier 64 is no longer the lush green planet he called home. Instead, it is a flaming ball, void of all life. No, it wasn't climate change, it was Lord Death.

"NNNNOOOOOOOOOO! DDDDDEEEEEEAAAAATTTTTTHHHH!" Him screams in agony.

The next few months were a drunken blur, full of cantina fights, raids on Banditos and Army of Darkness soldiers, and the hunt for Death Lord. Every lead that Him was able to squeeze from a Bandito or AOD foot soldier always came up empty, until that fateful day when he came up full.