Post by Dylan Thomas on Oct 31, 2020 16:55:18 GMT -6
We join the A-List still at the Zoo within Central Park, New York City. The A-List are now looking at the birds of prey that the Zoo has on show. Well, all except Leliana who has fallen asleep. They reach a cage that houses Lord Allton's favourite Bird of Prey (that isn't Margot Robbie), the Sparrowhawk.
Lord Allton: Look at that creature! She's simply wonderful! Strange though, they're not usually seen outside of the UK.
Lissandra looks over at Lord Allton perplexed.
Lissandra: 'She'? I thought you couldn't tell what sex birds were?
Lord Allton: These you can. The male is significantly smaller than the female and has an orangey-brown face while she is dark brown all over. See? He's over there.
Lissandra: Oh.
Lord Allton: But enough of me playing David Attenborough for the moment. Vincenzo! The sparrowhawk may be tiny but it can rip its prey to shreds in no time at all. And this is exactly what you're going to do to Patrolman Pete at Dystopia 16.
Vincenzo looks down at his boss smirking as he bashes his fist into his palm.
Vincenzo: You're damn right, boss.
Lissandra feels a ping on her phone, so she pulls it out of her pocket to look at it. She sees it's an email from GCWA so she opens it up. It shows the video of Patrolman Pete and she does her best to hold in her laughter to not wake her infant daughter. Unfortunately...
Lissandra: What the hell is this? 'A beautiful day in the neighbourhood'? You boys have to see this!
The A-List all crowd around Lissandra's phone which Dylan now kindly holds so that Lissandra can sort out a now crying Leliana.
Dylan: You've got to be kidding me!
Vincenzo: This might be the easiest match that I've ever had...
Vincenzo turns towards the camera again and smiles.
Vincenzo: Petey! You're a fuckin' cartoon aren't ya? Tell me that you aren't actually real! This is gonna be like that scene in 'Who Framed Roger Rabbit?' ain't it where that bad guy dips that cartoon shoe into that acid shit and that shoe melts and dies right? Look Petey. Petey, Petey, Petey... I know you wanna do well in Outsiders but kid...for the love of God stay home - Please! You're gonna get the fuckin' shit kicked out of you bro.
Vincenzo puts his hands on his hips, shaking his head.
Vincenzo: But I get the the feeling that you're gonna ignore what I'm saying and show up anyway, so Petey... lemme tell you this, because it's real simple. I'm going to rip your damn head from your shoulders. I was concerned about facing a cop but man... look at you! You're a joke.... Good fuckin' luck at Dystopia because my friend? It's just one Mafia kick from me and it's all over for you.
The camera pans down to Lord Allton who looks sternly into the camera.
Lord Allton: And then you can get out of my goddamn ring...Pete.
We fade out.
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