Post by tonythespider on Jan 20, 2021 15:23:32 GMT -6
One a lonely street in Small-town USA, a man in a yellow tank top is walking with his head down. The sound if a car hitting the brakes is heard as Tony looking in the direction. A young man stocks his head out the passenger window and throws an egg at Tony. Tony nonchalantly reaches uo and grabs the egg and throws it back at the car. The egg sails through the window and smacks the driver in the forehead. It causes him to lose control of the car and crashes into a large garbage bin.
Tony: Crash Rodriguez. Will he even show up? Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
The car starts to smoke and the engine has caught fire. The 2 young men in the car are trapped and cry out for help. Tony reaches into his fanny pack and pull out a mini fire extinguisher. Tony tries to extinguish the flames but they are too strong. Tony reaches into the car and pulls one guy out, then the other. The egg that splattered on the guy's forehead has been cooked from the heat and is sunny side up. Tony grabs the egg and devours it.
Tony: Yummy.
Guy#1: you did this you flabby fuck. You almost killed us.
Guy #2: fuck you asshole.
The sound of the lone fire truck can be heard as Tony runs away.
Tony: Crash Rodriguez. Will he even show up? Hahahahahahahahahahaha.
The car starts to smoke and the engine has caught fire. The 2 young men in the car are trapped and cry out for help. Tony reaches into his fanny pack and pull out a mini fire extinguisher. Tony tries to extinguish the flames but they are too strong. Tony reaches into the car and pulls one guy out, then the other. The egg that splattered on the guy's forehead has been cooked from the heat and is sunny side up. Tony grabs the egg and devours it.
Tony: Yummy.
Guy#1: you did this you flabby fuck. You almost killed us.
Guy #2: fuck you asshole.
The sound of the lone fire truck can be heard as Tony runs away.