Post by Miss Fury on Feb 3, 2021 11:56:58 GMT -6
The War Room - BOB Headquarters - Location Undisclosed
Miss Fury is seen sitting at the head of the table, dressed in her signature black vinyl catsuit. She is deep in thought, but thanks to the magic of television, those thoughts are narrated as production mixes in various highlights of the topics she's discussing.
Finding my footing in this new body has proven more difficult than I had anticipated. You'd think that I wouldn't have as much trouble with the change as Micheal did when he initially made the wish that put us in this situation, but everything just feels so different now. It's hard to explain, and I don't really have the words, but imagine one day waking up in a foreign body. One that has completely different characteristics compared to the one that you're used to. Sure, my plight probably doesn't compare with what Micheal had to go through when this was his body, but unlike Micheal, I'm accustomed to winning. Not just being a sideshow joke.
Losing to Betsy last Inferno was jarring. I understand full well who she is and just how high she's flying in recent months, but I'm Miss Fury! I'm the one who brought the supergroup known as BOB together! I'm the one who built the recent alliance with The Left Hand, and I'm the one who dethroned Ruby as Anarchy champion when every other challenger proved themselves lacking!
I've faced impossible odds and overcome them at every turn.
This will be no different.
But if I'm to do this, I'm going to need help.
Losing to Betsy last Inferno was jarring. I understand full well who she is and just how high she's flying in recent months, but I'm Miss Fury! I'm the one who brought the supergroup known as BOB together! I'm the one who built the recent alliance with The Left Hand, and I'm the one who dethroned Ruby as Anarchy champion when every other challenger proved themselves lacking!
I've faced impossible odds and overcome them at every turn.
This will be no different.
But if I'm to do this, I'm going to need help.
"YOU RANG!?!"
Thunder Knuckles walked into the War Room with a swagger unlike any other.
A couch potato that made his transition into the wrestling business because of all the money to be made, TK has proven over a short period of time to actually be quite resourceful in the ring. A former 2x TV champion in the XWF, and current contender for the tag straps over there with another BOB wrecking machine in Bobby Bourbon. TK was definitely the right choice to bring over to GCWA this week. I'm confident that with his help, I will be able to overcome my current limitations. The only catch?
Miss Fury pressed a button that was built into the table. The wall next to the table began to open, revealing a hidden monitor. After a few clicks, BOB's expense account was on the screen showing a recent transfer of $100,000 to the money loving XWF superstar.
"Cash? You know I only deal in Xbux!"
For those wondering, Xbux are some sort of in house currency in the XWF. Nobody really understands them outside of you can buy merch off the shop with them, and therefore they are considered pretty useless by most, but TK? He has a plan to turn them into a fortune.
"Hey, you wanna owe me money, that's on you! So, who's heads am I bashing in the peewee leagues!?"
A few more clicks and a list of intel on their opponents this week now occupies the screen.
"Lightning and Thunder, collectively known as "The Wrath Of The Storm"."
"I hate this business more and more every God-damned day!"
Thunder Knuckles sighs as he shakes his head.
"So, what's the fucking story with these two? Another cult? More space fuckers? God of War cosplayers? Why in the fuck are they dressed like that!?"
Miss Fury is just looking at him like, dude? TK realizes the hypocrisy here. Miss Fury dressed up like Catwoman with a cape. BOB labeling themselves supervillains and playing into the stereotypes. TK's a money man. He understands how doing out of the ordinary things to stand out can benefit a career and make you a whole lotta cash! So when he says this, he fully believes it.
"We do bad shit though! We make sense! What in the fuck makes sense about that!? What's that makeup fucking do anyway? Keep the glare out of their eyes when they're staring into the lights? They look ri-fucking-diculous! How am I supposed to take these guys seriously? They're named after the fucking weather! Lightning and Thunder! More like Flashy-Fucking-Farts! BOOM! You really need me to face these clowns? Fuck, they might as well be dressed as clowns! Wouldn't make any less sense than what they're wearing now!"
TK huffs and puffs after getting himself so worked up. Miss Fury seems unimpressed.
"Are you finished?"
"Oh come on, what are you going to tell me? They're actually competent in the ring, despite knowing fuck all about the business? Who've they beaten, huh? I bet it's someone nobody's ever fucking heard of!"
"No, there is nothing notable about them, or if it is, it's too far buried under a sea of simpleton tomfoolery to suffer rummaging for, but this isn't about them. Never was."
"Okay, so what's it about then? Why am I here?"
Miss Fury hesitates with her reply as TK seems to grow impatient.
"I'm weak."
It shows as Fury's posture slumps.
"Uh, boss, ain't it a bad idea to go and admit that?"
"Yes, but it's also undeniable! Micheal Graves' clown show has cost me dearly! Three months ago I was an undefeated champion! Now I bear the burden of all his chaos! I can fix it, but I need time to adjust."
"Alright fine, I'll help ya clown these fools."
TK rolled his eyes. The gesture was accompanied by a chuckle
"Well I don't want to clown them. String them along. Give me time to work the ring, but back me up if I slip. I need to make the most of this."
You want to use this match as training? Why not just train here?"
It's true, BOB does have a state of the art training facility!
"Come on TK, you know it's not the same."
He nods his head in agreement. Miss Fury goes on to tell him how the next promo is in Vegas, and not because they're robbing a casino. TK takes this news pretty hard. Then she tells him that she also invited Jimmy, TK's long time manager and friend. Oddly, this makes TK sadder.
TBC