Post by SportsEntertainmentXpress on Feb 5, 2021 13:00:57 GMT -6
The continuance…
Let me be your hero.
Bug Girl smiles and even blushes a bit.
Would you dance, f I asked you to dance?
Yes.
Would you run and never look back?
Of course.
Would you cry If you saw me crying?
Why are you sad?
And would you save my soul, tonight?
How can I save it?
I can be your hero, baby.
I can kiss away the pain.
Well, nothing hurts.
I will stand by you forever. You can take my breath away
Are you reciting lyrics from Enrique Iglesias?
Um... So, we are going to kicks W.O.S's butts, aren't we?
Oh, I plan on kicking more than their butts. I'm going to kick their heads off. I'm going to jump off of something really tall and stomp their skulls.
What if they move and you twist your ankle?
That is a chance I'm willing to take.
You're so brave.
So are you.
Really? No one has ever called me brave before.
Helmet, you fought the A-List when greatly outnumbered. You competed in War Games. You rallied an army against the NWO. And, you were champion of the Thunder Dome. You are the bravest male that I know.
Without a word, Helmet leans over the table to kiss Bug Girl, but via giant helmet hits her in the forehead and knocks her back against the booth.
OH NO! I'M SO SORRY!
Bug Girl leans up rubbing her forehead. "It's ok," she says through the pain of being smacked in the skull with titanium.
I guess I’ll have to do that, but harder to Thunder and Lightning. They get close to me, or you and, POW! RIGHT IN THE KISSER.
Speaking of kisser.
Bug Girl quickly leans across the table and places a lip lock on Helmet. After smooching him she sits back down. Helmet looks glassy-eyed and dazed.
WOW!
We win this match and you’ll get another one. We win the tag team titles and you might get even more.
Oh, who am I kidding, win, lose, or draw and you’ll get another kiss.
How’d I ever get so lucky?
Oh, I got a feeling you are going to be getting lucky a lot.
Bug Girl winks, but Helmet doesn’t pick up the innuendo.
I don’t think we will need luck to defeat Thunder and Lightning, but a little luck never hurt anyone. I’ll take whatever I can get to beat those two big buttheads and then move on to win the OCW tag team titles. I’ll use my head, I’ll use my fist, I’ll use my entire body as a weapon. We are going to win this match and then we are going to win those tag team titles. You deserve them, and as beautiful as you are, you’ll look even more beautiful draped in gold.
You are my hero.
And you are the love of my life.
Then it happened. Helmet looked at her with that look of true unconditional love. Bug Girl smiled and leaned across the table and kissed him again.
