Post by zybala on Feb 10, 2021 6:08:25 GMT -6
Holy shit! I have a match this week? I've been so busy with Outsiders and personal life that I forgot all about it. Stuff happens though, right? You get caught up with so many things and spread yourself so thin that things slips through the cracks. Let's just go and check out who I'm facing this week and...... Seriously?? I got worried about these guys? I felt bad about almost no showing against The Impasta Mafia??
Damn. How bad does booking think Warstein better me? Do they think that I need a sympathy win? A win is a win but still. Oh well, who am I to turn down a free gift. Some weeks, you aren't at your best so you need something easy to happen. And they don't come any easier than The Impastas. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. Wrath of The Storm are better than these guys. The Malvado's are better than these guys, and proved it. Hell, the bowel movement I had last night put up a better fight than The "Mafia" will.
I have half a mind to let Peter take mine and Luke's place on this one. Yes, I'm so confident in the suckatude of The Impastas that I firmly believe that Vaughn can beat them two on one..... Hmm... (into tape recorder) "Make note for possible Vaughn training. Two on one match with Link and Manni...." Though I don't think it would be anything more than a light workout for the three time champ.
Or maybe I'll just let Luke take care of these two dinguses and just stay in the corner. The possibility that he will beat the crap out of you two, which ever you three send to the slaughter, that Luke will need a breather and have to tag me in so he can catch his breath. I'll kick you around forms bit before letting Luke tag back in if he wants to continue his utter destruction of you. It doesn't matter which two we face. Hell, we'll let all three of you fight us just to give you that smallest of a fraction of a percent of winning. It won't matter though. This Friday is gonna be like All You Can Eat Pasta Night at Olive Garden, and Life Before Death is coming hungry.
Damn. How bad does booking think Warstein better me? Do they think that I need a sympathy win? A win is a win but still. Oh well, who am I to turn down a free gift. Some weeks, you aren't at your best so you need something easy to happen. And they don't come any easier than The Impastas. Trust me, I know what I'm talking about. Wrath of The Storm are better than these guys. The Malvado's are better than these guys, and proved it. Hell, the bowel movement I had last night put up a better fight than The "Mafia" will.
I have half a mind to let Peter take mine and Luke's place on this one. Yes, I'm so confident in the suckatude of The Impastas that I firmly believe that Vaughn can beat them two on one..... Hmm... (into tape recorder) "Make note for possible Vaughn training. Two on one match with Link and Manni...." Though I don't think it would be anything more than a light workout for the three time champ.
Or maybe I'll just let Luke take care of these two dinguses and just stay in the corner. The possibility that he will beat the crap out of you two, which ever you three send to the slaughter, that Luke will need a breather and have to tag me in so he can catch his breath. I'll kick you around forms bit before letting Luke tag back in if he wants to continue his utter destruction of you. It doesn't matter which two we face. Hell, we'll let all three of you fight us just to give you that smallest of a fraction of a percent of winning. It won't matter though. This Friday is gonna be like All You Can Eat Pasta Night at Olive Garden, and Life Before Death is coming hungry.