Cortana and her jokes....

So... I have Cortana on my laptop and this afternoon, I was bored so I made her tell me some [bad, oh so very VERY bad!] jokes.  Here are some of the best of the worst.

•  The past, present and future walked into a bar.  It was tense!
•  What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?  Attire.
  
•  What do you call a dog that can do magic tricks? A Labracadabrador.
•  I told my doctor that I broke my arm in two places - he told me not to go back to those places.
•  A Roman walks into a bar, holds up two fingers and says "five beers please"....