Post by Guy Cashe on May 26, 2020 21:21:17 GMT -6
Wrestler's Name
"Welfare Hustle" Guy Cashe
Hometown
The Dirty Lew [Lewiston, Maine]
Billed from
Yo Mamas Hizzy
Height
Taller than you
Weight
115lbs of dripping skin n bones
Theme Music
"Niggaz Jump Up" by EZ Thuggaz
Gender
All man baby
Wrestling Style
Straight gangsta
Move list
Slap
Missed punch
Sluggish kicks
Off balanced shots
Finisher Name and Description
You Got a Dollar? - very sloppy jacknife powerbomb
Alignment
Guy is hated, but absolutely loved in his own mind
Entrance
JUMP! Bitch, JUMP! EZ Thuggaz "Niggas Jump Up" blasts over the sound system as the crowd showers the arena in boos. Out comes Guy Cashe from behind the curtain. He struts out, walking like a total bad ass, but looking like a total shitbag. Rocking an stained, oversized #33 Scottie Pippen jersey. Guy is so behind the times, he doesn't own ONE jersey of a current NBA player. His jeans are so baggy, his torn, shitstained Joe Boxer boxer shorts hang out. He struts down the aisle, half smoked cig behind his ear. He reaches out to high five a few fans on his jaunt to the ring, but the fans refuse his high fives. 'All good nigga' he says as he makes his way to the ring. He trips climbing up the steel steps, but catches himself before falling. 'Aight my bad. Frfr'. He says as he climbs through the ropes, the middle rope catches his ankle on the way in, he finally trips once and for all and hands on his face in the middle of the ring. The crowd errupts in laughter. "GET THE FUCK OUT!" chants begin to flood the arena. Guy shrugs it off, as he gets up. He smirks arrogantly at them as he awaits his opponent.
Pic Base
Corey Brown AKA some loser from my high school that has never worked a day in his life.
(See avatar. It would be cool if someone could make Guy a bad ass fucking banner)
(See avatar. It would be cool if someone could make Guy a bad ass fucking banner)
Updated: 5/26/2020. Zybala, you can delete my first bio if you want, nig. GC