Post by The Malvados on Feb 2, 2021 21:48:56 GMT -6
*Jones is sitting behind a GCWA desk some where in HQ we assume.*
Edward Jones: Good evening everyone and thank you for tuning in and for all one of you asking, I am fine, thank you Mom.
*ahem*.
Edward Jones: Folks, you probably didn't notice during the tag team championship match that Paco, while he came out with the champions Sins of the Fathers for their match, he was not there at the end. Hell, he wasn't even there during the match where I'm sure his clients could have used him to fend off Lissandra's involvement.
Many of you loyal fans have sent us videos you took with your phone of the moment that Paco actually left the match. Our cameras didn't catch it, our "amazing team" of Hood and Rockwell missed it, and they say I suck... HA!
Well the video footage easily shows Paco getting a beer from a fan... and another beer... and another.. CAN WE FAST FORWARD PLEASE? Thank you. OK here we go, yup, right there you see Paco checking his phone and dropping his beer. That man doesn't drop a beer EVER, so you knew it was serious. He rushes to the back there on the side of the ramp and disappears behind audio production crew.
I have now received EXCLUSIVE backstage footage of what was going on in the back that was so important to Paco. As you will see, it had to do with his other team, the OCW tag team champions, The Malvado Brothers who also happen to be his sons. We knew they had survived the mountains of Denver, I understand that footage will come tomorrow, but as you can see by the footage there, they are being attacked by none other than The Impasta Mafia! Who knew they had it in them? Let's listen in.
*Both Malvados are down and Vanessa is trying to protect them but she just gets shoved to the side. Paco arrives, shoving both of them back and standing by Vanessa.*
Paco: What the hell putos?!
Link Greenie: I is tired of seeing you walking around like you belong here. You don't belong here, vaffanculo!
Paco: Culo? My culo? Your culo puta! They probably belong here more than you do!
Al Fredo: You bastardos are lucky we don't take those belts from you! They don't even defend them, ever!
Paco: Yeah right pal, like you have a chance!
Link Greenie: O si? Give us the chance at Inferno, we show you real campiones!
Paco: You're on putos!
*The Impasta Mafia laugh and then get serious, spitting on the floor near The Malvados and walk out. Paco and Vanessa quickly tend to them as EMTs, refs and officials arrive to check on them. The feed ends and Jones is back in front of us.*
Edward Jones: There you have it ladies and gents, now we know how the title match came to be for this Friday Night Inferno but I still want to know how The Malvados made it out of Denver? I guess we'll find out tomorrow, until then, I will see you all on Friday, hopefully Rockwell is still in concussion protocol and I get the job! Um, there are no hardcore matches scheduled right? Right? Hello?
*Feed ends.*
Edward Jones: Good evening everyone and thank you for tuning in and for all one of you asking, I am fine, thank you Mom.
*ahem*.
Edward Jones: Folks, you probably didn't notice during the tag team championship match that Paco, while he came out with the champions Sins of the Fathers for their match, he was not there at the end. Hell, he wasn't even there during the match where I'm sure his clients could have used him to fend off Lissandra's involvement.
Many of you loyal fans have sent us videos you took with your phone of the moment that Paco actually left the match. Our cameras didn't catch it, our "amazing team" of Hood and Rockwell missed it, and they say I suck... HA!
Well the video footage easily shows Paco getting a beer from a fan... and another beer... and another.. CAN WE FAST FORWARD PLEASE? Thank you. OK here we go, yup, right there you see Paco checking his phone and dropping his beer. That man doesn't drop a beer EVER, so you knew it was serious. He rushes to the back there on the side of the ramp and disappears behind audio production crew.
I have now received EXCLUSIVE backstage footage of what was going on in the back that was so important to Paco. As you will see, it had to do with his other team, the OCW tag team champions, The Malvado Brothers who also happen to be his sons. We knew they had survived the mountains of Denver, I understand that footage will come tomorrow, but as you can see by the footage there, they are being attacked by none other than The Impasta Mafia! Who knew they had it in them? Let's listen in.
*Both Malvados are down and Vanessa is trying to protect them but she just gets shoved to the side. Paco arrives, shoving both of them back and standing by Vanessa.*
Paco: What the hell putos?!
Link Greenie: I is tired of seeing you walking around like you belong here. You don't belong here, vaffanculo!
Paco: Culo? My culo? Your culo puta! They probably belong here more than you do!
Al Fredo: You bastardos are lucky we don't take those belts from you! They don't even defend them, ever!
Paco: Yeah right pal, like you have a chance!
Link Greenie: O si? Give us the chance at Inferno, we show you real campiones!
Paco: You're on putos!
*The Impasta Mafia laugh and then get serious, spitting on the floor near The Malvados and walk out. Paco and Vanessa quickly tend to them as EMTs, refs and officials arrive to check on them. The feed ends and Jones is back in front of us.*
Edward Jones: There you have it ladies and gents, now we know how the title match came to be for this Friday Night Inferno but I still want to know how The Malvados made it out of Denver? I guess we'll find out tomorrow, until then, I will see you all on Friday, hopefully Rockwell is still in concussion protocol and I get the job! Um, there are no hardcore matches scheduled right? Right? Hello?
*Feed ends.*
