Post by VACANT on Feb 27, 2021 16:35:01 GMT -6
Somewhere in Small-town,USA there is a costume shop that is open year round. It is owned by a little old lady who was married to a grumpy old man. After her husband died she thought about selling the shop, but nobody wanted it. In fact she rarely gets customers nowadays.
The old lady is rating a ham sandwich when the rings on the door chime as someone steps into the shop his clothes look familiar but he's wearing a kn95 mask.
Old lady: well hello there Tone.....
Vacant: shhh.. don't day my name Mrs. Mabel. I've come here to look for a disguise.
Old Lady: take that silly mask off. You know that Corona virus is a hoax.
Vacant: I'm wearing this mask as both protection and to disguise myself.
Old Lady: ehat ya doing that for. Everybody with half a brain can tell that you Toe...
Vacant: Mrs. Mabel.. I really need to find a costume. You see... someone challenged me to a fight and then he backed off. So now the only way to get into a fight with him is to disguise myself so he doesn't know who I am under the disguise then I'll hit him with a boom and a pow and that will teach him to mess with the spy... I mean Vacant. I'm vacant. Muhahahahahahahahs.
Old lady: you had me thinking they was putting on another costume party. We haven't had many of those since this Corona virus hoax. But I got pirates and mummies and all sorts of costumes. Just shout out when you're ready to get rung up. I have to go the the ladies room. Think I drank too much prune juice earlier.
The little old lady disappears into the back as Tony... I mean Vacant peruses the aisles looking for the perfect disguise.
Vacant: Alejandro Quintero.. I hope I'm saying that correctly. You don't know what you got yourself into. Sometimes your big mouth gets you into trouble. See I'm going to treat you different than any wrestler I've faced before. I'm going to use all the tricks in the book. Im going to cheat, I'm going to do whatever it takes to beat you. You thought that you could waltz in here and throw your weight around? Well when we meet in the ring, you will be getting thrown around. I wanna quote a great poem who once said-
Very important and very pretentious
When I look back I might be mad that I gave this attention
Yeah, but it's weighin' heavy on my conscience
Yeah, and fuck, you left the boy no options"
That's it...You left me no fucking options. Once I'm done with you you'll be typing twitter posts through a tube. You'll have to change your name to Stephen HAQing. You are a loser, a coward and a bitch. You know what happens to bitches? They get fucked in the middle of the yard. You're in my yard. Bow wow wow you little bitch.
To be continued...
The old lady is rating a ham sandwich when the rings on the door chime as someone steps into the shop his clothes look familiar but he's wearing a kn95 mask.
Old lady: well hello there Tone.....
Vacant: shhh.. don't day my name Mrs. Mabel. I've come here to look for a disguise.
Old Lady: take that silly mask off. You know that Corona virus is a hoax.
Vacant: I'm wearing this mask as both protection and to disguise myself.
Old Lady: ehat ya doing that for. Everybody with half a brain can tell that you Toe...
Vacant: Mrs. Mabel.. I really need to find a costume. You see... someone challenged me to a fight and then he backed off. So now the only way to get into a fight with him is to disguise myself so he doesn't know who I am under the disguise then I'll hit him with a boom and a pow and that will teach him to mess with the spy... I mean Vacant. I'm vacant. Muhahahahahahahahs.
Old lady: you had me thinking they was putting on another costume party. We haven't had many of those since this Corona virus hoax. But I got pirates and mummies and all sorts of costumes. Just shout out when you're ready to get rung up. I have to go the the ladies room. Think I drank too much prune juice earlier.
The little old lady disappears into the back as Tony... I mean Vacant peruses the aisles looking for the perfect disguise.
Vacant: Alejandro Quintero.. I hope I'm saying that correctly. You don't know what you got yourself into. Sometimes your big mouth gets you into trouble. See I'm going to treat you different than any wrestler I've faced before. I'm going to use all the tricks in the book. Im going to cheat, I'm going to do whatever it takes to beat you. You thought that you could waltz in here and throw your weight around? Well when we meet in the ring, you will be getting thrown around. I wanna quote a great poem who once said-
Very important and very pretentious
When I look back I might be mad that I gave this attention
Yeah, but it's weighin' heavy on my conscience
Yeah, and fuck, you left the boy no options"
That's it...You left me no fucking options. Once I'm done with you you'll be typing twitter posts through a tube. You'll have to change your name to Stephen HAQing. You are a loser, a coward and a bitch. You know what happens to bitches? They get fucked in the middle of the yard. You're in my yard. Bow wow wow you little bitch.
To be continued...