Serving the Lubbock Senior Community (Inferno RP)
Sept 11, 2019 14:33:24 GMT -6
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Post by Lurrr on Sept 11, 2019 14:33:24 GMT -6
~The scene opens with an outside view of a brownish looking building. The building has small trees and bushes surrounding it in bad need of some maintaining. The building looks depressing, almost looking like a place where people go to die. The view gets closer and closer to the point where we can now read the signage that reads “Lubbock Senior Center.” We see several senior citizens walking in and out of this city owned facility. The view has now zoomed in even closer as we see two familiar men on the quest for financial security! The future 2-time GCWA World Champ is walking next to Rick Mathis. Lurrr, on the heels of starting 2-0 in this round robin tournament after beating two familiar foes in The Big Bifford and The Lost Soul, has his third and final match with a newer face to GCWA fans on Friday night. Ed Houston, while new to GCWA fans is also a familiar foe to Lurrr who he has beaten as well. As Lurrr and Mathis continue to walk towards the depressing building an older man using a walker is in their way. This man is coughing up all kinds of shit and Lurrr looks irritated~
Lurrr: Hey old man can you do me a favor and try to not take up the entire sidewalk?? Other people have to use it too!!!
~The older man leaning on his walker looks up at the two men and doesn’t really know how to respond. Lurrr gives the man a pat on the back~
Lurrr: Don’t worry sir…. It will all be over soon.
~Lurrr obviously referencing his time on earth cracks a smile and keeps walking towards the front entrance of the “Lubbock Senior Center.” Mathis has a look of horror on his face after hearing Lurrr’s remarks~
Rick Mathis: God please don’t let this go like the other two gigs I found.
Lurrr: What are you talking about we got paid didn’t we???
Rick Mathis: Well let’s see you pretty much told a bunch of minors to drink, get high, and get laid. Then we were chased out of a women’s house by her ex-Navy Seal husband. So even though we got paid nothing has gone smooth.
Lurrr: Look you are the jackoff that keeps setting these gigs up. I don’t even want to know why I am here at a Senior Citizen facility. What are you gonna have me do change diapers?? Feed these people their dinner??
Rick Mathis: Look you are pretty much impossible to get hired at this point for anything. I mean, I thought I made it pretty clear that after the OCW bailed on us that we were going to have to make up for those funds over the next few weeks while you picked up your first couple of match purses. I am praying to god that this is going to be the last week we have to do this as long as you take care of that overhyped Ed Houston this week.
Lurrr: Shit I already beat this guy a few months earlier…. This is the best GCWA can throw at me right now??? A guy who could go into cardiac arrest at any moment, a guy who I am like 40-0 against, and then a kid who can’t get out of the mid-card picture. I should be insulted by the lack of competition so far. But whatever, I win Friday night against Houston and all will be right in the world.
Rick Mathis: Well then you get Mobley.
Lurrr: You mean the guy who came out the last couple of weeks looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy?? I am not too concerned. Guy has been in hiding while I have been in the ring for almost a full year straight again. Bring the sacrificial lamb, Ed Houston, down the aisle to the ring Friday night for a true Wake Up Call and I can put the flame out on an overhyped mid-level talent quicker than you can say Jack Robinson.
Rick Mathis: Who the fuck is Jack Robinson?
Lurrr: Never mind why the hell did you bring me here???
Rick Mathis: Because I thought even Lurrr can’t fuck up a gig working with Senior Citizens. Plus, I knew a connection with the City of Lubbock who said they needed some part-time help. So I thought this is perfect with Inferno being on the Tech campus this week we could knock two birds out with one stone Just try to behave. We get through this job and you beat up Houston winning the tournament with a 3-0 record and we should have enough in earnings to get us by before you get the huge payout for the World Title win!!!
~Mathis opens the entrance door and they are greeted by the Senior Services Director. She walks up to Rick immediately and gives him a hug. Lurrr notices that the city employee actually looks pretty good. He grins at Mathis~
Senior Services Director: Rick it’s so good to see you!!!
~Lurrr interrupts~
Lurrr: Mathis you ole sly dog!!! Connection huh??? More like an old hook….
~Mathis interrupts Lurrr before he can get the rest of his sentence out of his mouth~
Rick Mathis: This is Lurrr and he is here to do whatever you need help with! We are expecting payment after this.
Senior Services Director: Of course! Come on in to the Activity room. I already have a great idea!
~Both men walked into the activity room where they see 70 plus seniors with bingo cards in front of them. They also see a couple of card tables where seniors are playing hearts. The director brings Lurrr and Mathis to the front of the room as she begins to introduce them~
Senior Services Director: We have a special treat today for our Bingo session!! Today we have two professional wrestlers joining us. They will be calling today’s session of Bingo!!!
~Lurrr looks at Mathis with an “are you kidding me” face~
Rick Mathis: Look I told you we are desperate after the last two weeks!!!
Lurrr: Fucking Bingo???
~The seniors begin to clap after the director finishes introducing them. The clapping is very sporadic and not in unison~
Lurrr: ALRIGHT THANK YOU FOR HAVING US LET’S GET THIS BINGO STUFF STARTED!!!!
~Several seniors begin to hold their hands over their ears~
Senior #1: Look we aren’t deaf you don’t have to yell at us. We can hear just fine.
Lurrr: Oh my apologies I just assumed that with all old people hard of hearing is a common thing. You guys must have some great hearing aid vendors!!!
~The seniors look irritated with assumption that they are all wearing hearing aids. Lurrr begins to turn the cage that has all of the numbers in it. He calls out several numbers finally getting to a B number~
Lurrr: Alright the next number is B12. That letter B stands for the B level wrestler that my opponent Ed Houston grades out as.
~A senior in the back seems to recognize the wrestling talk~
Senior #2: You mean the Ed Houston who is like 15 years younger than you? Hell you’re not far off from being eligible to join this center.
~Mathis immediately hops up from his seat to prevent a response from Lurrr~
Rick Mathis: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!
~Mathis chuckles a little~
Rick Mathis: We didn’t come here to get advice on how old Lurrr is let’s just focus on Bingo! I mean look at these prizes over here they look amazing.
Lurrr: Oh yeah the 20% coupons from Denny’s or maybe it’s the cool looking coffee mug that has a city logo on it… so many tough choices however will you handle it when you win?!?!
~The seniors can sense the sarcastic tone~
Senior #3: Hey I like Denny’s!!!
~Lurrr rolls his eyes and continues to call out more numbers. Lurrr now gets to an O Number~
Lurrr: Alright our next number is O69. O stands for the zero losses I have against Ed Houston and the 69 marks the favorite number of the mom to the guy in the back who thinks I am too old. Old man you can…
Senior #4: BINGO!!!
~All of the seniors groan while the man who made reference to Lurrr’s upcoming senior citizen status looks appalled with Lurrr’s latest comment. Lurrr continues to call out numbers~
Senior #4: Hey I have a BINGO!!!
Senior #3: Yeah dumbass!!! Not only are you going to lose on Friday night to Ed Houston but you must be hard of hearing cause the lady up front said she had a BINGO!!!
~Some of the seniors begin to laugh. Mathis rubs his hands over his face and looks at Lurrr~
Rick Mathis: I need to go hurry up and get the money don’t I??
~Lurrr nods and gets up from his chair. He grabs the bingo cage that has all the numbers in it~
Lurrr: I want to congratulate this fine gentleman in the back as he has been awarded the BINGO for this session!!!
~All of the seniors looked confused as the lady up front was the one who yelled out BINGO~
Lurrr: It’s time to let the man, who seems to have quite an opinion on the current state of the GCWA, pick out his prize. I tell you what let me bring it over to you.
~Mathis walks back into the room with the Senior Services Director. By the time he has walked in Lurrr has the bingo cage in his hand and is walking towards the man~
Rick Mathis: Lurrr come on I have the money let’s go!!! Lurrr no!!!!
~Lurrr takes the bingo cage and swings it towards the man knocking him out. Mathis looks at the woman~
Rick Mathis: So will we still see you after the show on Friday night?!?!?
~The woman looks at him with a “fuck you” face and is immediately running back to get some help~
Lurrr: Congratulations on your BINGO!!! Mathis let’s get the fuck out of here!!!
~Lurrr and Mathis make a run for it as the director is trying to call the police. The scene ends with another gig gone horribly wrong but at least they know to grab the money before shit hits the fan. Lurrr will now turn his focus away from the financial aspect towards his final match of the round-robin tournament. Lurrr controls his own destiny on Friday night versus the underdog Ed Houston. Many feel that a Lurrr vs. Derek Mobley match is something that GCWA Management may want to avoid with the Burrow boys having a hard on for younger talent. Surely Lurrr will not only be ready to finish off Ed Houston and win the round robin tournament unscathed but odds are he will have the big guy with him to ensure nobody tries to influence an Ed Houston win. The scene fades to black~
Lurrr: Hey old man can you do me a favor and try to not take up the entire sidewalk?? Other people have to use it too!!!
~The older man leaning on his walker looks up at the two men and doesn’t really know how to respond. Lurrr gives the man a pat on the back~
Lurrr: Don’t worry sir…. It will all be over soon.
~Lurrr obviously referencing his time on earth cracks a smile and keeps walking towards the front entrance of the “Lubbock Senior Center.” Mathis has a look of horror on his face after hearing Lurrr’s remarks~
Rick Mathis: God please don’t let this go like the other two gigs I found.
Lurrr: What are you talking about we got paid didn’t we???
Rick Mathis: Well let’s see you pretty much told a bunch of minors to drink, get high, and get laid. Then we were chased out of a women’s house by her ex-Navy Seal husband. So even though we got paid nothing has gone smooth.
Lurrr: Look you are the jackoff that keeps setting these gigs up. I don’t even want to know why I am here at a Senior Citizen facility. What are you gonna have me do change diapers?? Feed these people their dinner??
Rick Mathis: Look you are pretty much impossible to get hired at this point for anything. I mean, I thought I made it pretty clear that after the OCW bailed on us that we were going to have to make up for those funds over the next few weeks while you picked up your first couple of match purses. I am praying to god that this is going to be the last week we have to do this as long as you take care of that overhyped Ed Houston this week.
Lurrr: Shit I already beat this guy a few months earlier…. This is the best GCWA can throw at me right now??? A guy who could go into cardiac arrest at any moment, a guy who I am like 40-0 against, and then a kid who can’t get out of the mid-card picture. I should be insulted by the lack of competition so far. But whatever, I win Friday night against Houston and all will be right in the world.
Rick Mathis: Well then you get Mobley.
Lurrr: You mean the guy who came out the last couple of weeks looking like the Pillsbury Dough Boy?? I am not too concerned. Guy has been in hiding while I have been in the ring for almost a full year straight again. Bring the sacrificial lamb, Ed Houston, down the aisle to the ring Friday night for a true Wake Up Call and I can put the flame out on an overhyped mid-level talent quicker than you can say Jack Robinson.
Rick Mathis: Who the fuck is Jack Robinson?
Lurrr: Never mind why the hell did you bring me here???
Rick Mathis: Because I thought even Lurrr can’t fuck up a gig working with Senior Citizens. Plus, I knew a connection with the City of Lubbock who said they needed some part-time help. So I thought this is perfect with Inferno being on the Tech campus this week we could knock two birds out with one stone Just try to behave. We get through this job and you beat up Houston winning the tournament with a 3-0 record and we should have enough in earnings to get us by before you get the huge payout for the World Title win!!!
~Mathis opens the entrance door and they are greeted by the Senior Services Director. She walks up to Rick immediately and gives him a hug. Lurrr notices that the city employee actually looks pretty good. He grins at Mathis~
Senior Services Director: Rick it’s so good to see you!!!
~Lurrr interrupts~
Lurrr: Mathis you ole sly dog!!! Connection huh??? More like an old hook….
~Mathis interrupts Lurrr before he can get the rest of his sentence out of his mouth~
Rick Mathis: This is Lurrr and he is here to do whatever you need help with! We are expecting payment after this.
Senior Services Director: Of course! Come on in to the Activity room. I already have a great idea!
~Both men walked into the activity room where they see 70 plus seniors with bingo cards in front of them. They also see a couple of card tables where seniors are playing hearts. The director brings Lurrr and Mathis to the front of the room as she begins to introduce them~
Senior Services Director: We have a special treat today for our Bingo session!! Today we have two professional wrestlers joining us. They will be calling today’s session of Bingo!!!
~Lurrr looks at Mathis with an “are you kidding me” face~
Rick Mathis: Look I told you we are desperate after the last two weeks!!!
Lurrr: Fucking Bingo???
~The seniors begin to clap after the director finishes introducing them. The clapping is very sporadic and not in unison~
Lurrr: ALRIGHT THANK YOU FOR HAVING US LET’S GET THIS BINGO STUFF STARTED!!!!
~Several seniors begin to hold their hands over their ears~
Senior #1: Look we aren’t deaf you don’t have to yell at us. We can hear just fine.
Lurrr: Oh my apologies I just assumed that with all old people hard of hearing is a common thing. You guys must have some great hearing aid vendors!!!
~The seniors look irritated with assumption that they are all wearing hearing aids. Lurrr begins to turn the cage that has all of the numbers in it. He calls out several numbers finally getting to a B number~
Lurrr: Alright the next number is B12. That letter B stands for the B level wrestler that my opponent Ed Houston grades out as.
~A senior in the back seems to recognize the wrestling talk~
Senior #2: You mean the Ed Houston who is like 15 years younger than you? Hell you’re not far off from being eligible to join this center.
~Mathis immediately hops up from his seat to prevent a response from Lurrr~
Rick Mathis: Whoa, whoa, whoa!!!
~Mathis chuckles a little~
Rick Mathis: We didn’t come here to get advice on how old Lurrr is let’s just focus on Bingo! I mean look at these prizes over here they look amazing.
Lurrr: Oh yeah the 20% coupons from Denny’s or maybe it’s the cool looking coffee mug that has a city logo on it… so many tough choices however will you handle it when you win?!?!
~The seniors can sense the sarcastic tone~
Senior #3: Hey I like Denny’s!!!
~Lurrr rolls his eyes and continues to call out more numbers. Lurrr now gets to an O Number~
Lurrr: Alright our next number is O69. O stands for the zero losses I have against Ed Houston and the 69 marks the favorite number of the mom to the guy in the back who thinks I am too old. Old man you can…
Senior #4: BINGO!!!
~All of the seniors groan while the man who made reference to Lurrr’s upcoming senior citizen status looks appalled with Lurrr’s latest comment. Lurrr continues to call out numbers~
Senior #4: Hey I have a BINGO!!!
Senior #3: Yeah dumbass!!! Not only are you going to lose on Friday night to Ed Houston but you must be hard of hearing cause the lady up front said she had a BINGO!!!
~Some of the seniors begin to laugh. Mathis rubs his hands over his face and looks at Lurrr~
Rick Mathis: I need to go hurry up and get the money don’t I??
~Lurrr nods and gets up from his chair. He grabs the bingo cage that has all the numbers in it~
Lurrr: I want to congratulate this fine gentleman in the back as he has been awarded the BINGO for this session!!!
~All of the seniors looked confused as the lady up front was the one who yelled out BINGO~
Lurrr: It’s time to let the man, who seems to have quite an opinion on the current state of the GCWA, pick out his prize. I tell you what let me bring it over to you.
~Mathis walks back into the room with the Senior Services Director. By the time he has walked in Lurrr has the bingo cage in his hand and is walking towards the man~
Rick Mathis: Lurrr come on I have the money let’s go!!! Lurrr no!!!!
~Lurrr takes the bingo cage and swings it towards the man knocking him out. Mathis looks at the woman~
Rick Mathis: So will we still see you after the show on Friday night?!?!?
~The woman looks at him with a “fuck you” face and is immediately running back to get some help~
Lurrr: Congratulations on your BINGO!!! Mathis let’s get the fuck out of here!!!
~Lurrr and Mathis make a run for it as the director is trying to call the police. The scene ends with another gig gone horribly wrong but at least they know to grab the money before shit hits the fan. Lurrr will now turn his focus away from the financial aspect towards his final match of the round-robin tournament. Lurrr controls his own destiny on Friday night versus the underdog Ed Houston. Many feel that a Lurrr vs. Derek Mobley match is something that GCWA Management may want to avoid with the Burrow boys having a hard on for younger talent. Surely Lurrr will not only be ready to finish off Ed Houston and win the round robin tournament unscathed but odds are he will have the big guy with him to ensure nobody tries to influence an Ed Houston win. The scene fades to black~