Post by Lord Allton/PennyLord on May 28, 2020 12:01:30 GMT -6
Taking a walk (well roll) with his boys, minus Bill, out in Dallas Lord Robert Allton is on the phone to Lissandra Thomas.
Lord Allton: Good afternoon Lissie.
Lissandra: Rob? Hello! Who...er am I talking to right now? You... or... 'him'?
Lord Allton smiles.
Lord Allton: PennyLord has been put to bed for the time being my dear. I only unleash him under extreme circumstances. Heh.
Lissandra: ...Right. So what can I do for you?
Allton: I just need you to give a message to Aaron Warthog and Anderson Haze for me.
Lissandra: Of course. Shoot.
Allton: Just make it clear that if Aaron Warthog wants to actually heh, do something about me costing him his X-Division Championship, rather than destroying DEFENSELESS CARDBOARD...then I'm right here.
Lissandra: And Haze?
Allton: Well... I think that should be quite clear, don't you? He should be THANKING me for helping him overcome that sweathog.
Lissandra: I'll get right on... Hold on, Dylan wants to have a word.
Allton patiently waits while Lissandra passes the phone over.
Dylan: Rob?
Allton: Yes, my friend?
Dylan: … Or PennyLord today?
Allton: Just me. As I said to Lissie… he only comes out under extreme circumstances.
Dylan: You really creeped me out last week.
Allton: Haha... Well think of it this way friend. He inspired you to get your win. I must go. Goodbye Dylan.
Dylan: Bye man.
Allton hears the phone go dead and he switches his off smiling.
Lord Allton: Good afternoon Lissie.
Lissandra: Rob? Hello! Who...er am I talking to right now? You... or... 'him'?
Lord Allton smiles.
Lord Allton: PennyLord has been put to bed for the time being my dear. I only unleash him under extreme circumstances. Heh.
Lissandra: ...Right. So what can I do for you?
Allton: I just need you to give a message to Aaron Warthog and Anderson Haze for me.
Lissandra: Of course. Shoot.
Allton: Just make it clear that if Aaron Warthog wants to actually heh, do something about me costing him his X-Division Championship, rather than destroying DEFENSELESS CARDBOARD...then I'm right here.
Lissandra: And Haze?
Allton: Well... I think that should be quite clear, don't you? He should be THANKING me for helping him overcome that sweathog.
Lissandra: I'll get right on... Hold on, Dylan wants to have a word.
Allton patiently waits while Lissandra passes the phone over.
Dylan: Rob?
Allton: Yes, my friend?
Dylan: … Or PennyLord today?
Allton: Just me. As I said to Lissie… he only comes out under extreme circumstances.
Dylan: You really creeped me out last week.
Allton: Haha... Well think of it this way friend. He inspired you to get your win. I must go. Goodbye Dylan.
Dylan: Bye man.
Allton hears the phone go dead and he switches his off smiling.