Buying a new car that isn't broken down part 2
Sept 1, 2020 5:52:24 GMT -6
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Post by Lord Allton/PennyLord on Sept 1, 2020 5:52:24 GMT -6
We join the leaders of the A-List still at the car dealership for their look at their new wheelchair accessible limousine and while Lissandra and the salesman are talking how much the car will cost, Lord Allton catches a familiar face in the window of the salesman's office.
Salesman: So that is a custom paint job of dark emerald green...
Lord Allton: My favourite colour and shade.
Salesman: Er...right. And 'Lord of Dashing' written on one side and 'A-List' written on the other?
Lissandra: Correct.
The salesman nods his head confused, but since he's about to get a hell of a payday, what does he care?
Salesman: That'll be... $850,000, please.
Lord Allton sighs and looks again in the mirror. Pennywise is looking back at him.
Lord Allton: One assumes that you will take a cheque?
Allton's face contorts into a sick and twisted smile.
Salesman: I... er... sure but... are you OK man?
Dylan and Lissandra: Uh-oh...
PennyLord: I AM FINE! BUT YOU...YOU STUPID LITTLE MALVADO HUMAN... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...
Dylan whispers to Lissandra about getting out her phone to film PennyLord's message. She does so.
PennyLord: You see, I noticed earlier that I said your name wrong. OOPSIE DAISY! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! WELL, YOU SEE, I JUST WANTED YOU TO GO ON NOTICE HUMAN! WHICHEVER GUISE OF LORD ALLTON THAT I CHOOSE TO BRING OUT FOR OUR MATCH, IT MATTERS LITTLE TO ME! WHAT I SAID EARLIER ON, STILL HOLDS TRUE! I WIN THE TOURNAMENT! I WIN BACK MY BELTS! AND I BRING MUCH NEEDED PRESTIGE TO OUTSIDERS!
PennyLord rolls closer to Lissandra as she backs away, still filming.
PennyLord: Malvado. You may get Lord Allton as Lord Allton or I might want to come out to play instead! But whichever way you look at it, one way or another, YOU Hector are gonna COME AND PLAY WITH THE CLOWN!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Seconds later and Lord Allton shakes his head and everything returns to normal for him. For Dylan, Lissandra and the car salesman, however, not so much as the car salesman slowly reaches for his landline phone to call for security. Just before the call goes out though, Lord Allton stops the call.
Allton: Nothing to concern yourself with my good man. Just something in my head likes to say hello once in a while. There will be no need to call security. Just give us our car and we will be out of your...receeding hairline.
Lissandra: Seeing you AS PennyLord WITHOUT the face paint, Rob, is even more unnerving than usual.
Salesman: Just let me have my money and you can take your car today. I don't care - Just...Just get out of my showroom!
Allton: Now, in England, we get five years of breakdown cover...
Salesman: I tell you what, special deal j-just f-for you! Hehe... I'll provide you with a new contract. Full tax, full everything AND TEN years breakdown cover! Just please leave...
Lord Allton grins evilly.
Allton: Your terms are acceptable. Lissie, please pay the man and let's go for a test-drive!
Lissandra pays and Allton starts heading into the limo as we fade out.
Salesman: So that is a custom paint job of dark emerald green...
Lord Allton: My favourite colour and shade.
Salesman: Er...right. And 'Lord of Dashing' written on one side and 'A-List' written on the other?
Lissandra: Correct.
The salesman nods his head confused, but since he's about to get a hell of a payday, what does he care?
Salesman: That'll be... $850,000, please.
Lord Allton sighs and looks again in the mirror. Pennywise is looking back at him.
Lord Allton: One assumes that you will take a cheque?
Allton's face contorts into a sick and twisted smile.
Salesman: I... er... sure but... are you OK man?
Dylan and Lissandra: Uh-oh...
PennyLord: I AM FINE! BUT YOU...YOU STUPID LITTLE MALVADO HUMAN... HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE...
Dylan whispers to Lissandra about getting out her phone to film PennyLord's message. She does so.
PennyLord: You see, I noticed earlier that I said your name wrong. OOPSIE DAISY! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! WELL, YOU SEE, I JUST WANTED YOU TO GO ON NOTICE HUMAN! WHICHEVER GUISE OF LORD ALLTON THAT I CHOOSE TO BRING OUT FOR OUR MATCH, IT MATTERS LITTLE TO ME! WHAT I SAID EARLIER ON, STILL HOLDS TRUE! I WIN THE TOURNAMENT! I WIN BACK MY BELTS! AND I BRING MUCH NEEDED PRESTIGE TO OUTSIDERS!
PennyLord rolls closer to Lissandra as she backs away, still filming.
PennyLord: Malvado. You may get Lord Allton as Lord Allton or I might want to come out to play instead! But whichever way you look at it, one way or another, YOU Hector are gonna COME AND PLAY WITH THE CLOWN!!!!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!
Seconds later and Lord Allton shakes his head and everything returns to normal for him. For Dylan, Lissandra and the car salesman, however, not so much as the car salesman slowly reaches for his landline phone to call for security. Just before the call goes out though, Lord Allton stops the call.
Allton: Nothing to concern yourself with my good man. Just something in my head likes to say hello once in a while. There will be no need to call security. Just give us our car and we will be out of your...receeding hairline.
Lissandra: Seeing you AS PennyLord WITHOUT the face paint, Rob, is even more unnerving than usual.
Salesman: Just let me have my money and you can take your car today. I don't care - Just...Just get out of my showroom!
Allton: Now, in England, we get five years of breakdown cover...
Salesman: I tell you what, special deal j-just f-for you! Hehe... I'll provide you with a new contract. Full tax, full everything AND TEN years breakdown cover! Just please leave...
Lord Allton grins evilly.
Allton: Your terms are acceptable. Lissie, please pay the man and let's go for a test-drive!
Lissandra pays and Allton starts heading into the limo as we fade out.