Post by warthog on Sept 12, 2020 13:54:54 GMT -6
The picture slowly comes up, with Aaron Warthog settling in once again in front of the computer. His beard is going every which direction, showing the amount of care he's been given himself. Slowly, the other two images appear on the screen, showing Jones and Mitch. However, both seem to be using their cell phones. They also are wearing masks and are at a door. Warthog glances at them, then looks closer. Confused, he gets up and walks over to his door, opening it up and showing Jones and Mitch standing there.
Jones - Aaron? Your mask?
Aaron Warthog - Shit, sorry.
Warthog puts on his mask and stands back.
Aaron Warthog - What are you doing here?
Jones - We're getting you out of here.
Mitch - Let's go. You need to train. You've been getting your ass kicked and you're not ready to face Soot Losem.
Aaron Warthog - But, but, the game!
Warthog is taken from the room, leaving the Fall Guys game behind.
We come back to a shot of a gym, where Aaron Warthog is dutifully walking on a treadmill. Mitch is filming now, so we can't see him. Jones is nearby.
Jones - You'll feel a lot better after this, Aaron, and you'll be able to advance in the tournament. I think you need a victory.
Aaron Warthog - I was getting plenty of wins.
Jones - In Fall Guys, but not in real life.
Aaron Warthog - But real life sucks now! 2020 is awful! I'd rather be enjoying victory in Fall Guys than constant defeats in the GCWA!
Mitch - But this isn't GCWA. This is Outsiders. You really do have a chance at winning, Aaron.
Warthog seems to consider this. He reaches up and presses the speed button exactly once. He's going just a tiny bit faster.
Aaron Warthog - Let's train then. So I can take that Losem loser and make Warthog a winner.
Jones gives a mild cheer. Warthog keeps walking along. For him, this is a definite improvement from where he's been lately. Will it be enough at Dystopia? Perhaps. We can only hope, or else Warthog may regress back to Fall Guys and maybe worse, maybe WoW or some other MMORPG. You never know.
Jones - Aaron? Your mask?
Aaron Warthog - Shit, sorry.
Warthog puts on his mask and stands back.
Aaron Warthog - What are you doing here?
Jones - We're getting you out of here.
Mitch - Let's go. You need to train. You've been getting your ass kicked and you're not ready to face Soot Losem.
Aaron Warthog - But, but, the game!
Warthog is taken from the room, leaving the Fall Guys game behind.
We come back to a shot of a gym, where Aaron Warthog is dutifully walking on a treadmill. Mitch is filming now, so we can't see him. Jones is nearby.
Jones - You'll feel a lot better after this, Aaron, and you'll be able to advance in the tournament. I think you need a victory.
Aaron Warthog - I was getting plenty of wins.
Jones - In Fall Guys, but not in real life.
Aaron Warthog - But real life sucks now! 2020 is awful! I'd rather be enjoying victory in Fall Guys than constant defeats in the GCWA!
Mitch - But this isn't GCWA. This is Outsiders. You really do have a chance at winning, Aaron.
Warthog seems to consider this. He reaches up and presses the speed button exactly once. He's going just a tiny bit faster.
Aaron Warthog - Let's train then. So I can take that Losem loser and make Warthog a winner.
Jones gives a mild cheer. Warthog keeps walking along. For him, this is a definite improvement from where he's been lately. Will it be enough at Dystopia? Perhaps. We can only hope, or else Warthog may regress back to Fall Guys and maybe worse, maybe WoW or some other MMORPG. You never know.