You Asked For This, Malvados
Sept 29, 2020 12:58:38 GMT -6
Dylan Thomas, zybala, and 1 more like this
Post by patriots on Sept 29, 2020 12:58:38 GMT -6
The image opens on a shot of Memphis Belle and The Spruce Goose seemingly walking down the road. Behind them, nature beckons, as we see beautiful mountains in the distance and green grass on either side of the highway.
Spruce Goose: When the Patriots fight, we aren't fighting for ourselves. We're fighting for the greatest country in the world.
Memphis Belle: The greatest country in the world!
Spruce Goose: And sometimes the fight isn't as clean as you'd like. The Malvados decided to ambush us on Inferno, just like they defiled the flag on Dystopia. They are showing their hatred for our proud country.
Memphis Belle: But we know just how to stop them!
Spruce Goose: That's right, Memphis. We'll stop them with good, old-fashioned American pride! Because you can guarantee that we have the home-field advantage, here in the United States of America, from sea to shining sea!
The image behind the two wrestlers inexplicably changes to a shot of a shining sea, complete with a woman holding the American flag.
Spruce Goose: You are the outsiders in Outsiders, Malvados! You think you can use the great benefits that the United States can give you, and then step on our flag, disgracing it? You think we'll sit idly back while you try to tear down America and make the people doubt their feelings for this beautiful country?
Memphis Belle: We won't let you do that, Malvados!
Spruce Goose: No, no we won't. Because this is the land of our forefathers...
An image of Mount Rushmore takes over the background.
Spruce Goose: Some of the greatest men to ever live! Washington! Lincoln! Roosevelt! And... and, uh...
Memphis Belle: Jefferson!
Spruce Goose: Right, right, I knew that, of course I knew that!
Memphis Belle: Of course he knew that!
Spruce Goose & Memphis Belle nod to each other, smiling, before continuing.
Spruce Goose: These are the men we look up to, Malvados, and you're spitting on their memories. We're not going to stand for that! For our country... you're going down!
Memphis Belle: Way down!
Spruce Goose: All the way down! The Land of Liberty will continue onwards!
The background switches again, this time to the Statue of Liberty.
Memphis Belle: I will not let Lady Liberty down!
Spruce Goose: That would be impossible. We won't let it happen! True Americans need to be the Outsiders Tag-Team Champions!
Memphis Belle: Exactly! The United States has to have champions of honor!
Spruce Goose: Of glory!
Memphis Belle: Of beauty!
Spruce Goose: Beauty?
Memphis Belle: Aren't we a lot better looking than them?
Spruce Goose: Yes, but I don't see that as a requirement for patriotism. You can be as ugly as sin, but if you love the United States, you're one of us!
Memphis Belle: Yay, ugly people!
Spruce Goose: No matter how you look or who you are, you should support us as we take down these foreigners once and for all, and prove just how great the United States can be!
A US flag is shown, fluttering behind the two wrestlers, standing tall in the breeze.
Spruce Goose: The red, white, and blue will live on forever!
Memphis Belle: Forever!
An American anthem begins to play, with a full orchestra. The sky darkens, and sounds of fireworks are heard, as we see little streaks explode around the flag.
Spruce Goose: The Patriots are coming for you, Malvados, and we won't stop until your horrible crimes are rectified, and we are standing there as the new Outsiders Tag-Team Champions!!
Memphis Belle: We're going to do it for America!
Spruce Goose: USA! USA! USA!
Memphis Bell: USA! USA! USA!
The image changes once more, showing a bald eagle transposed on an American flag.
Spruce Goose: For America!
Memphis Belle: AMERICA!!
The two athletes run past the camera, leaving the last background to fade away. After a few more seconds pass, the image switches to a side view, showing Spruce Goose and Memphis Belle sharing a high-five nearby the green screen they were standing in front of. A bored-looking technician walks up to them.
Technician: So is that all the footage you needed?
Spruce Goose: Indeed! Thanks, good sir!
Memphis Belle: We're in your debt!
Technician: No, you're in mine. Here's the bill.
The tech hands over the statement to Spruce Goose, who looks nervous at the cost. But Memphis quickly grabs it with a smile.
Memphis Belle: Don't worry. Daddy will cover it.
The two walk away, proud of their work here today.
Spruce Goose: When the Patriots fight, we aren't fighting for ourselves. We're fighting for the greatest country in the world.
Memphis Belle: The greatest country in the world!
Spruce Goose: And sometimes the fight isn't as clean as you'd like. The Malvados decided to ambush us on Inferno, just like they defiled the flag on Dystopia. They are showing their hatred for our proud country.
Memphis Belle: But we know just how to stop them!
Spruce Goose: That's right, Memphis. We'll stop them with good, old-fashioned American pride! Because you can guarantee that we have the home-field advantage, here in the United States of America, from sea to shining sea!
The image behind the two wrestlers inexplicably changes to a shot of a shining sea, complete with a woman holding the American flag.
Spruce Goose: You are the outsiders in Outsiders, Malvados! You think you can use the great benefits that the United States can give you, and then step on our flag, disgracing it? You think we'll sit idly back while you try to tear down America and make the people doubt their feelings for this beautiful country?
Memphis Belle: We won't let you do that, Malvados!
Spruce Goose: No, no we won't. Because this is the land of our forefathers...
An image of Mount Rushmore takes over the background.
Spruce Goose: Some of the greatest men to ever live! Washington! Lincoln! Roosevelt! And... and, uh...
Memphis Belle: Jefferson!
Spruce Goose: Right, right, I knew that, of course I knew that!
Memphis Belle: Of course he knew that!
Spruce Goose & Memphis Belle nod to each other, smiling, before continuing.
Spruce Goose: These are the men we look up to, Malvados, and you're spitting on their memories. We're not going to stand for that! For our country... you're going down!
Memphis Belle: Way down!
Spruce Goose: All the way down! The Land of Liberty will continue onwards!
The background switches again, this time to the Statue of Liberty.
Memphis Belle: I will not let Lady Liberty down!
Spruce Goose: That would be impossible. We won't let it happen! True Americans need to be the Outsiders Tag-Team Champions!
Memphis Belle: Exactly! The United States has to have champions of honor!
Spruce Goose: Of glory!
Memphis Belle: Of beauty!
Spruce Goose: Beauty?
Memphis Belle: Aren't we a lot better looking than them?
Spruce Goose: Yes, but I don't see that as a requirement for patriotism. You can be as ugly as sin, but if you love the United States, you're one of us!
Memphis Belle: Yay, ugly people!
Spruce Goose: No matter how you look or who you are, you should support us as we take down these foreigners once and for all, and prove just how great the United States can be!
A US flag is shown, fluttering behind the two wrestlers, standing tall in the breeze.
Spruce Goose: The red, white, and blue will live on forever!
Memphis Belle: Forever!
An American anthem begins to play, with a full orchestra. The sky darkens, and sounds of fireworks are heard, as we see little streaks explode around the flag.
Spruce Goose: The Patriots are coming for you, Malvados, and we won't stop until your horrible crimes are rectified, and we are standing there as the new Outsiders Tag-Team Champions!!
Memphis Belle: We're going to do it for America!
Spruce Goose: USA! USA! USA!
Memphis Bell: USA! USA! USA!
The image changes once more, showing a bald eagle transposed on an American flag.
Spruce Goose: For America!
Memphis Belle: AMERICA!!
The two athletes run past the camera, leaving the last background to fade away. After a few more seconds pass, the image switches to a side view, showing Spruce Goose and Memphis Belle sharing a high-five nearby the green screen they were standing in front of. A bored-looking technician walks up to them.
Technician: So is that all the footage you needed?
Spruce Goose: Indeed! Thanks, good sir!
Memphis Belle: We're in your debt!
Technician: No, you're in mine. Here's the bill.
The tech hands over the statement to Spruce Goose, who looks nervous at the cost. But Memphis quickly grabs it with a smile.
Memphis Belle: Don't worry. Daddy will cover it.
The two walk away, proud of their work here today.