Post by enforcer on Nov 18, 2020 22:44:10 GMT -6
*Scene*
::In a dark bedroom a couple sleeps in a California King sized bed. All of a sudden a man in the bed breaks the silence of the night by waking up in a panic. The lights are turned on to see Enforcer sitting up in bed next to his wife, Justice Orton-Cross, who is rubbing her eyes as she wakes up.::Justice Orton-Cross:Babe?!?!?! What the hell?!?!
::Justice reaches over and grabs her cellphone off of her nightstand. She checks the time on her phone and then sets her phone next to her on their bed.::
Justice Orton-Cross:Anthony, it is three forty one in the morning and in the thirteen years we have been together sharing the same bed you have never woken up like this in a panic.
Enforcer:Justice, baby, it was such a trip.
Justice Orton-Cross:What was?
Enforcer:I had a dream where I lived in the apartment of that show Three’s Company…
Justice Orton-Cross:Which show?
Enforcer:Are you kidding me right now? The show that starred John Ritter and Suzanne Somers.
::Justice Orton-Cross gives Enforcer a blank look.::
Enforcer:Seriously? The show went from nineteen seventy seven to nineteen eighty four.
Justice Orton-Cross:Oh well that explains it. I wasn’t born until nineteen eighty seven. Three years after the show was taken off the air. If you wanted to ask me about Full House or even better yet Hannah Montana then I am your girl.
Enforcer:Oh My God!!!
Justice Orton-Cross:What?!?! Don’t blame me for the fact that you're ancient. Just tell me what this “Three’s a Crowd” show is about.
Enforcer:It is Three’s Company, babe.
Justice Orton-Cross:Duh! That is what I meant.
Enforcer:Regardless, I just had a dream that I was in the show with Outcast and E.W Montgomery as my roommates.
Justice Orton-Cross:Ew! That sounds like a horrible dream to have.
Enforcer:Tell me about it.
Justice Orton-Cross:What happened in your dream?
Enforcer:It was more of a nightmare. Like I mentioned E.W. and Outcast were my roommates which is horrible by itself but their constant bickering like a couple small children made it so unbearable. They actually stood in front of each other with a pot and a wooden spoon then started baging them together to see who could be louder.
Justice Orton-Cross:So immature. That nightmare is over so you could go back to sleep and get some rest before this triple threat match of yours.
::Enforcer reaches over and turns off the lights to the room as they go back to sleep.::
Fifteen Hours Later
*Scene*
::The door to Peaks restaurant on Hudson Yards in Midtown New York opens up. Justice Orton-Cross walks in wearing a Dior blue wool and silk dress, J’adior slingback pumps with blue and ecru embroidered cotton with Toile de Jouy motif. She is followed into the restaurant by her husband, Enforcer, who is wearing a silver three piece Armani suit with a white dress shirt, blue,white, and silver tie, along with black Armani dress shoes. They walk up to the hostess.::
Hostess:Welcome. How may I help you?
Justice Orton-Cross:Hello. We have a seven thirty reservation for two under the last name Cross.
Hostess:Excellent. How has your night been, so far, Mr. and Mrs. Cross?
Justice Orton-Cross:So far so good.
::The hostess sees something then looks back at Enforcer and Justice with a confused look on her face.::
Hostess:Are you sure it is a reservation for two?
Justice Orton-Cross:It most certainly is. I made the reservation myself a few weeks ago. So, why are you telling me there is someone else that claimed our reservation? How is this possible?
Enforcer:Ma’am, did you see this person come in and claim the reservation?
Hostess:I actually seated him myself.
Enforcer:Him?
::Enforcer steps forward in front of Justice.::
Enforcer:What does this man look like?
Hostess:He is African American. I would say mid thirties, just over six feet tall, and he kept talking about some space thing.
::Enforcer gets annoyed look on his face.::
Enforcer:The Hubble space telescope?
Hostess:Yes, that’s it!
Enforcer:(Sighs) Which way is the table he is at?
::The hostess points in the direction of the private room to her left.::
Hostess:He is in the private room which is directly down that way.
Enforcer:I appreciate it.
::Enforcer walks in the direction of the private room and he is followed by Justice.::
Justice Orton-Cross:Babe, you know who this is?
Enforcer:Unfortunately.
::Enforcer and Justice get to the private room and walk into see Milky J sitting there with a glass of Hennessy and a steak dinner in front of him.::
Enforcer:Milky, what the hell, man?
::Milky looks up and sets his fork and knife down. He takes the napkin out from his shirt collar and wipes his hands.::
Milky J:Enforcer, Justice!!! You two have made it.
Enforcer:Of course we made it because unlike you, we are supposed to be.
Milky J:I know, I know Enforcer. Like I told you before I got you like the Hubble space telescope got you.
Enforcer:Yes, I know and I appreciate that Milky…
Justice Orton-Cross:I am so lost. What exactly is going on here?
Enforcer:Well, babe, it seems as though my new buddy, Milky J, invited himself on our date.
Justice Orton-Cross:Really?!?!?!
Milky J:Don’t make it sound like that, Enforcer. You know I got you and the Mrs.
Enforcer:I know because you’ve made that abundantly clear but I am pretty sure that Justice and I are capable of making it through a dinner date with each other.
Justice Orton-Cross:I would hope so.
Enforcer:Would you mind, Milky, if Justice and I had dinner alone?
Milky J:Um I mean if you think you got it I can but what about my dinner?
Enforcer:Doggy bag it, Milky. I’ll cover your tab.
Milky J:Haha! My man. Good looking out.
Justice Orton-Cross:(Turns to the waitress.) Can you put his food in a to go box, please?
Waitress:Will do.
Justice Orton-Cross:Thank you so much.
::The waitress grabs the food and the glass of Hennesey from off the table. The waitress exits the private room and she is followed by Milky J.::
Milky J:(In the distance) Good looking out, Enforcer and Justice!
::Enforcer shakes his head as he slides the chair Milky wasn’t sitting in and Justice takes a seat in that chair. Enforcer slides the chair closer to the table. Enforcer then walks around to the otherside of the table and takes a seat.::
Enforcer:I am so sorry, babe. I certainly didn’t see this coming.
Justice Orton-Cross:Who could have seen this coming?
Enforcer:I should have known something weird would happen because of that weird ass dream I had about my Darkness Fall Triple Threat match.
Justice Orton-Cross:Not that weird ass dream again?!?!?!
Enforcer:What else could it be, babe? I am playing third wheel to this feud between Outcast and E.W. Montgomery.
Justice Orton-Cross:Why are you even involved in this match? Let those two weirdos figure out their own beef away from you.
Enforcer:I would love that but I am in the situation I am in. A triple threat match where one fall the X-Division title is on the line and another fall where my World Television title is on the line. The world needs to understand I wouldn’t mind if I became the Undisputed X-Division champion but my main objective is to retain and walk out of Darkness Falls as still World Television champion. Now, if I get an opportunity to add another championship to my resume then cool. So be it but Mr. Montgomery and Mr. Outcast better get it through their dense minds that my Television title is staying with me. You two belligerent recalcitrants can figure out a way to settle your score on your own without me. Maybe go have a play in traffic match because what is going on between the two of you I couldn’t give two shits about because I care about neither of you as people much less as wrestlers.
Justice Orton-Cross:Who would be interested in those two losers' lives?
Enforcer:That is exactly it, baby. We can all tell that Mr. Outcast and Mr. Montgomery is not worried about me. I am simply an afterthought to them. Which I am perfectly fine with because I know I am playing third wheel in this saga between my two opponents. Not because of any ill will towards me but because the hate they have for each other is so great they have let that pent up anger and frustration out somehow and what better way to do it is beating the hell out of each other. Which is why I didn’t and still don’t have an issue with the two of you mentioning me very little to absolutely not at all.
Justice Orton-Cross:How rude of those jerks?
Enforcer:Right, babe? That is how our current X-Division champion got himself into this situation because we all damn sure know that I didn’t ask to be put in this situation. While Mr. Montgomery is too worried with the lame ass bar jokes that a typical dad would be too ashamed to tell. I have to admit, Mr. Montgomery, you came through and became the number one contender for two championships. You somehow got Ms. Barrows to consolidate both title opportunities into one match. For which I applaud you. Or should I infact applaud Mr. Wrigley? Regardless of the answer, touche because here we are with this triple threat match ahead of us. Because in the end of it all there is no way my Television title isn’t leaving my possession because I know neither Outcast or Mr. Montgomery is man enough to take my Television championship away from you. That isn’t really groundbreaking information. Which I am sure the entire wrestling world is expecting to happen because the wrestling world knows who the greatest person to ever live is. It is the man people are clamoring to the television to see in the ring every damn week. Good luck beating each other to a pulp. I’ll be the one enjoying the fruits of our labor as I continue to drip in GCWA gold.
::The waitress returns to the table as the camera fades to black.::