Post by Miss Fury on Dec 1, 2020 10:37:06 GMT -6
Dallas Texas, December 1st 2020
It's been a few weeks since we last saw Micheal Graves in GCWA. After an impressive win over Atara Themis that opened a few eyes in the GCWA locker room, Graves would go on to come up short against Shawn Warstein in an effort to capture the North American Championship. In the time in between, Micheal has been pursuing love and gold over in the XWF and has seemingly managed to find both in the XWF Internet Championship and with the Beautiful Bobbi London! Because of the attention that these events have generated over in XWF, I guess GCWA decided to take advantage and schedule Graves for a meet and greet at a local mall. However, it turns out that this may not have been the best of ideas as Micheal is late for the event, and nobody has seen him all day.
Now, while Graves may be a bad guy, and while his moral compass may be completely broken, he is a man of his word, for the most part, and is in fact at the mall where he was asked to be. Unfortunately he has ran into a problem that he's not quite sure how to handle.
"Fuck!"
Graves can be heard yelling behind a closed bathroom stall!
"How do women deal with this shit!"
The camera slowly pans up and over the stall door to reveal a panicked female with a not so subtle red stain in an unflattering spot. Noticing the peeping camera, she lashes out, knocking the camera onto the floor, where we see an off center shot of the urinals.
"What the fuck!? You streaming me to YouTube or something!?"
An unfamiliar voice immediately begins to plea with this psycho chick who sounds exactly like Micheal Graves. "N.. No.. Please!?!"
But his pleas fade to the sounds of his skull being cracked open with a blunt object!
*THUMP*
*TWUMP*
*TWUMP-skii*
It isn't until moments later that we see the results of those sounds on screen as this chick who sounds like Graves paces into view, silver knuckles on her bloody right hand.
"Shit!" He looks off camera towards the victim. "See what you made me do!"
Frustrated, and possibly over charged by some hormones his missing chromosome used to block, Graves begins pulling at his hair from both sides and he lets out a muffled scream!
"AHHHHH!!!" He exhales in a huff!
"I don't have magic anymore! I can't just make this go away!"
"Whose fault might that be?" Miss Fury’s voice rings in his head, but don't worry, you hear it as well because, wrestling! "You left me no choice!" he says, trying to rationalize with himself.
The scene abruptly cuts to some black and white XWF footage from last week. We see a series of clips put together to explain the events that lead to his unwillingly joining the female wing of the brotherhood. Over in XWF Mikey and his boss Miss Fury got into a bit of a disagreement over who BOB should help win a battle royal for the vacated Universal Championship. That led to Micheal using his Golden Potato to wish himself into the position of power as the leader of the Brotherhood Of Baddies! For some reason, this caused Micheal to wake the next day in this body, and Miss Fury seems to be missing entirely!
Now, if you're asking yourself why, if this guy had an artifact that would grant him anything that he could dream up, why would he use it to become the leader of a wrestling stable as opposed to, I don't know, world domination? 1000 virgins? Riches beyond his wildest imagination?
Hell, why didn't he wish himself a main event caliber wrestler?
Hell, why didn't he wish himself a main event caliber wrestler?
Well first of all, “wrestling stable” has quickly become a criminal empire that generates millions of dollars each day and is only growing as operations continue to expand. Second, Micheal's ego already believes that he is a main eventer, and finally, because Graves is an idiot. If you hadn't figured that out by now, well surprise!
Back in the restroom we find lady Graves still pacing back and forth, but now also full on talking to himself.
"I need to dispose of the body and get outta here!"
"No you doofus, when they find the body, and they would, they would discover that the two of you were in the restroom alone. You'd be arrested and imprisoned for the rest of your life!"
Graves stops in his tracks and frantically looks around the room.
"Where are you Fury!?" Graves barks, thinking that the real leader of BOB may actually be here with him, but there's no reply. What there is however, is something drawing his mind to another idea as it whispers into his ear. "Me too..."
"I need to dispose of the body and get outta here!"
"No you doofus, when they find the body, and they would, they would discover that the two of you were in the restroom alone. You'd be arrested and imprisoned for the rest of your life!"
Graves stops in his tracks and frantically looks around the room.
"Where are you Fury!?" Graves barks, thinking that the real leader of BOB may actually be here with him, but there's no reply. What there is however, is something drawing his mind to another idea as it whispers into his ear. "Me too..."
"Hello and good morning! I'm Don Johnson here with Action news 10 and with me is professional wrestler Michelle Graves."
"Micheal!"
"Excuse me?"
"Micheal, my name is Micheal!"
"Isn't that an odd name for a girl."
"Excuse me!?! First off, Michael Burnham from Star Trek discovery! Second of all, I just recently transitioned into a woman!"
"Well congratulations!"
"It was against my will douche!"
"Well then I'm sorry to hear that. Tell us, how scared where you when your attacker dragged you into the mens room and tried to have his way with you?"
"Scared? ME? Pfffft! I've been fighting my entire life. From the playgrounds to the wrestling ring nothing scares me anymore! Especially some fat pervert trying to force his way into my pants!"
"Micheal!"
"Excuse me?"
"Micheal, my name is Micheal!"
"Isn't that an odd name for a girl."
"Excuse me!?! First off, Michael Burnham from Star Trek discovery! Second of all, I just recently transitioned into a woman!"
"Well congratulations!"
"It was against my will douche!"
"Well then I'm sorry to hear that. Tell us, how scared where you when your attacker dragged you into the mens room and tried to have his way with you?"
"Scared? ME? Pfffft! I've been fighting my entire life. From the playgrounds to the wrestling ring nothing scares me anymore! Especially some fat pervert trying to force his way into my pants!"
"Pardon the interruption Don, but we have just came across some new information on this story. It seems that suspect has been identified at PWI freelance photographer Deuce Jones. Other females in the wrestling business are already coming forward on Twitter with their stories of Mr. Jones inappropriate behavior in the past."
Unbeknownst to the News team, those Twitter accounts are all BOB bots helping push this false narrative.
"Well Micheal, it looks like you may have taken a very dangerous man off the streets today!"
"I'm just happy to have come out of this unscathed! I'm scheduled to have a match with GCWA this Friday at the GCWA arena, and the thought that this guy might have stopped me from stomping Justice Cross into the mat for a second time in a row was the scariest part of the night!"
"Well you sure proved you're vigor today, but for anyone who might want to check out the show, are tickets still available?"
Graves shrugs.
"I don't know. Maybe if they start paying me a percentage of the gate I'll start paying attention that those figures. I suppose if I were sent here to promote the show, there's probably still a few left, but you can always save a few bucks and stream our shows for free at 1freewrestlingstreams.com!"
"Is that website affiliated with GCWA?"
"Officially? No, but they have the best streams of both GCWA and XWF and offer minimal advertisements!"
Anyone foolish enough to check the website that Graves just promoted should know that it's potentially linked to BOB who will install keyloggers on your device in an effort to gain access to your financial information. Bank accounts and credit cards of all users are very much compromised when using this site to illegally watch wrestling shows!
"Well Micheal, everyone is glad that you're okay and I'm sure that your fans can't wait to see you in action this Friday Night! Donna, back to you!"
"Thanks Don! In other news, President Trump..."
~CLICK~
Unbeknownst to the News team, those Twitter accounts are all BOB bots helping push this false narrative.
"Well Micheal, it looks like you may have taken a very dangerous man off the streets today!"
"I'm just happy to have come out of this unscathed! I'm scheduled to have a match with GCWA this Friday at the GCWA arena, and the thought that this guy might have stopped me from stomping Justice Cross into the mat for a second time in a row was the scariest part of the night!"
"Well you sure proved you're vigor today, but for anyone who might want to check out the show, are tickets still available?"
Graves shrugs.
"I don't know. Maybe if they start paying me a percentage of the gate I'll start paying attention that those figures. I suppose if I were sent here to promote the show, there's probably still a few left, but you can always save a few bucks and stream our shows for free at 1freewrestlingstreams.com!"
"Is that website affiliated with GCWA?"
"Officially? No, but they have the best streams of both GCWA and XWF and offer minimal advertisements!"
Anyone foolish enough to check the website that Graves just promoted should know that it's potentially linked to BOB who will install keyloggers on your device in an effort to gain access to your financial information. Bank accounts and credit cards of all users are very much compromised when using this site to illegally watch wrestling shows!
"Well Micheal, everyone is glad that you're okay and I'm sure that your fans can't wait to see you in action this Friday Night! Donna, back to you!"
"Thanks Don! In other news, President Trump..."
~CLICK~
