Post by The Big Bifford on Oct 7, 2019 20:22:14 GMT -6
A large wooden podium is set up in front of a series of cameras. Various flashes go off as though it's 1990 as The Big Bifford steps up behind the podium, holding his GCWA World Championship.
Bifford: I'd just like to take a moment of silence for Ace... that's enough of that. I welcome my new boss and wish him the best reigning over GCWA..
Bifford clears his throat and motions for Kenny to join him. Kenny the Intern walks up to the podium holding a piece of paper.
Bifford: I've tasked Kenny, who is a nerd, with looking at the numbers and records of GCWA wrestlers to decide who is the most qualified to challenge for my GCWA Championship.. he has done the math and determined the most deserving by record alone - not taking into consideration the GCWA's "rankings." Pure numbers. Science. These are facts that cannot be disputed. Kenny, the results...
Kenny (clearing his throat): The wrestler with the best record in GCWA, beside you obviously, is Crazy Chris. He is the rightful number one contender.
Bifford (smiling): You heard it here, folks... Jonathan Barrows, I think it is best we not ignore science and math and you book Crazy Chris challenging The Big Bifford for the GCWA Championship on October 18th. He is truly the most deserving... Kenny, what is his amazing record?
Kenny (looking at the paper): 32 wins 18 losses..
Bifford (bursting into laughter): Oh of course.. he wins 56% of the time... those Danger Bois.. they really know how to wrestle...
Bifford and Kenny both laugh for a half a minute. Bifford doesn't say anything else, he just walks off as the scene fades out.