Post by PerZag on Dec 9, 2020 9:59:12 GMT -6
“Let me tell you all a story. A story of redemption. Of self-recognition. Of………………. Ah, I can’t be fucked! This story, truthfully, is just because I cannot be fucked doing anything major against The Spruce Goose. ‘The Janitor’ Peter Vaughn deserved a chronicle of the ages, but The Spruce Goose………. He requires no thought process whatsoever. And the fact that I, PerZag, am going to compete in the Righteous Rumble in just over a week, I’m going to take this one easy. Now to the story.
Becoming Righteous was where my thought process was at. I had lost my Sexiest Man On Earth title due to that Black Panther villain, and I needed something fresh. And what better way than being Righteous heading into the Righteous Rumble. So, I did a little digging and searched up ‘Righteous’ on Google. And what did I see before me as a synonym to the word Righteous. It was none other than Worthy.
So, with Worthy in mind, I knew what I had to do. I had to travel to the depths of Perzagonia where the worst or most embarrassing versions of PerZag existed. The journey was long, and I had to meet some bad, bad, Zags down there. Ones that hopefully will never ever come to the surface, but after everything, after the long tiresome journey, I found The Worthiest of Them All.
And once I’d found him, I asked him one simple question. ‘Teach me to be Righteous?’ And he agreed.
He told me about being ‘The Worthiest of them All’ and all that it entails. He spoke about being around those that are Unworthy. He spoke about being Worthier than the Unworthy. And then he told me that he was ‘The Worthiest of them All’. At that moment, I realised, he was going in a loop.
He talked about the same shit again and again and again. No wonder he turned into the worst version of the Zags that has ever existed. He started off so talented, so fresh, and was such a success, but now, he’s so fucking stale. So after listening to him ramble about his pure Worthiness for another couple of hours, I decided that being Righteous just wasn’t worth it. Because if Righteous is a synonym to Worthy then all I will ever do is get worse.
And improvement is my aim. A spot on the top of the throne in the GCWA is my aim. It’s what is driving me right now, and I intend to do whatever it takes to get there. But the major issue in my life still came to me as I left Perzagonia to return to the land of mere mortals. I sat in my room and stared at my mirror, wondering what my title would be. Who would I be now that I was no longer the Sexiest Man On Earth?
And it dawned on me. Michael B. Jordan is an actor. I’m a wrestler. I am still The Sexiest Man in Wrestling. And that is something nobody can take away from me.
And as I had found my new identity, I knew there was only one thing left.
Kick The Spruce Gooses ass, and enjoy the victory because a Rumble awaits. Oh, and it’s not going to be Righteous.
It’s going to be goddamn SEXY!!!
"
OOC: Just did a short and easy one here so that I don't tire myself out by staying up late to finish it off before the big Rumble PPV. So it's not much, but I promise that I will do better next week. Much, much better. Anyhow, cheers.
Becoming Righteous was where my thought process was at. I had lost my Sexiest Man On Earth title due to that Black Panther villain, and I needed something fresh. And what better way than being Righteous heading into the Righteous Rumble. So, I did a little digging and searched up ‘Righteous’ on Google. And what did I see before me as a synonym to the word Righteous. It was none other than Worthy.
So, with Worthy in mind, I knew what I had to do. I had to travel to the depths of Perzagonia where the worst or most embarrassing versions of PerZag existed. The journey was long, and I had to meet some bad, bad, Zags down there. Ones that hopefully will never ever come to the surface, but after everything, after the long tiresome journey, I found The Worthiest of Them All.
And once I’d found him, I asked him one simple question. ‘Teach me to be Righteous?’ And he agreed.
He told me about being ‘The Worthiest of them All’ and all that it entails. He spoke about being around those that are Unworthy. He spoke about being Worthier than the Unworthy. And then he told me that he was ‘The Worthiest of them All’. At that moment, I realised, he was going in a loop.
He talked about the same shit again and again and again. No wonder he turned into the worst version of the Zags that has ever existed. He started off so talented, so fresh, and was such a success, but now, he’s so fucking stale. So after listening to him ramble about his pure Worthiness for another couple of hours, I decided that being Righteous just wasn’t worth it. Because if Righteous is a synonym to Worthy then all I will ever do is get worse.
And improvement is my aim. A spot on the top of the throne in the GCWA is my aim. It’s what is driving me right now, and I intend to do whatever it takes to get there. But the major issue in my life still came to me as I left Perzagonia to return to the land of mere mortals. I sat in my room and stared at my mirror, wondering what my title would be. Who would I be now that I was no longer the Sexiest Man On Earth?
And it dawned on me. Michael B. Jordan is an actor. I’m a wrestler. I am still The Sexiest Man in Wrestling. And that is something nobody can take away from me.
And as I had found my new identity, I knew there was only one thing left.
Kick The Spruce Gooses ass, and enjoy the victory because a Rumble awaits. Oh, and it’s not going to be Righteous.
It’s going to be goddamn SEXY!!!
"
OOC: Just did a short and easy one here so that I don't tire myself out by staying up late to finish it off before the big Rumble PPV. So it's not much, but I promise that I will do better next week. Much, much better. Anyhow, cheers.
