Post by SportsEntertainmentXpress on Dec 11, 2020 7:34:42 GMT -6
It's a bright and sunny day in Flavortown, because in Flavortown it is always sunny and 75.
We open in Flavortown market, home to the finest produce, meats, dairy, and spice selections anyone has ever seen.
You may notice no one in Flavortown is wearing a mask, because there is no COVID in Flavortown. Flavortown is truly the greatest place on Earth, and it's mayor is none other than Major Flavor.
Major Flavor is not only the mayor, but is also owner of Flavortown market. We find Major Flavor in his office overlooking the massive grocery store. He stares out of his office window watching as a fresh load of ripe produce is delivered.
Jam G, not even a J or a master. In other words, you're no Jam Master J. You know Run D.M.C, who played the Flavortown fair in 2005.
Look G, Jammy, Jamothty, whatever you want to call yourself, I have come to OCW and Dyatopia as part of the NWO takeover, and you are just the guy who is going to find out what gangster is and get "NWO" written on him in sharpie.
Jamothy, I don't know anything about you, I couldn't even find a roster bio page for you to get promo material so I have to drop all this goodness off my dome piece. So, this leaves me with one burning question for you Jamothty. What does this G stand for?
George? Greg? Gregory? Gail? Grapefruit? Inquiring minds want to know. Just make sure when you feel out the roster bio page you put what the G stands for.
One thing I know otw doesn't stand for though is gangster. But at Dystopia you will find put what gangster is when I show you what is gangster. When everyone in the backyard sees it, and when everyone watching on YouTube sees it they will say, "that's gangster".
I'm the bold and fresh new flavor in the OCW and you fill find out I am the prime rib, the duck confit, the king crab, the rack of lamb, and the saffron risotto with forest mushrooms of OCW. In other words, I'm a five star dish.
I'm going to make everyone else look like bologna, a frozen dinner, Vienna sausage, or in other words, pure trash.
Major Flavor notices some unfreah looming produced getting stocked, and he grabs an intercom.
ONLY FRESHNESS IN FLAVORTOWN!
The stockboy looks a bit embarrassed as he removes the wilted mustard greens from the produce counter. Major Flavor sits the intercom down shaking his head.
I hate when people don't do their job right. Rather that be not checking the quality of the produce or not having a roster bio page. I mean how did you even get booked without a roster bio? Isn't that like your job application? Maybe things are different here in OCW, less professional. That is one thing the NWO will change though.
The NWO is taking over and we are going to clean this place up. The NWO is going to make OCW more... flavorful.
Major Flavor winks at the camera as the scene fades out.
We open in Flavortown market, home to the finest produce, meats, dairy, and spice selections anyone has ever seen.
You may notice no one in Flavortown is wearing a mask, because there is no COVID in Flavortown. Flavortown is truly the greatest place on Earth, and it's mayor is none other than Major Flavor.
Major Flavor is not only the mayor, but is also owner of Flavortown market. We find Major Flavor in his office overlooking the massive grocery store. He stares out of his office window watching as a fresh load of ripe produce is delivered.
Jam G, not even a J or a master. In other words, you're no Jam Master J. You know Run D.M.C, who played the Flavortown fair in 2005.
Look G, Jammy, Jamothty, whatever you want to call yourself, I have come to OCW and Dyatopia as part of the NWO takeover, and you are just the guy who is going to find out what gangster is and get "NWO" written on him in sharpie.
Jamothy, I don't know anything about you, I couldn't even find a roster bio page for you to get promo material so I have to drop all this goodness off my dome piece. So, this leaves me with one burning question for you Jamothty. What does this G stand for?
George? Greg? Gregory? Gail? Grapefruit? Inquiring minds want to know. Just make sure when you feel out the roster bio page you put what the G stands for.
One thing I know otw doesn't stand for though is gangster. But at Dystopia you will find put what gangster is when I show you what is gangster. When everyone in the backyard sees it, and when everyone watching on YouTube sees it they will say, "that's gangster".
I'm the bold and fresh new flavor in the OCW and you fill find out I am the prime rib, the duck confit, the king crab, the rack of lamb, and the saffron risotto with forest mushrooms of OCW. In other words, I'm a five star dish.
I'm going to make everyone else look like bologna, a frozen dinner, Vienna sausage, or in other words, pure trash.
Major Flavor notices some unfreah looming produced getting stocked, and he grabs an intercom.
ONLY FRESHNESS IN FLAVORTOWN!
The stockboy looks a bit embarrassed as he removes the wilted mustard greens from the produce counter. Major Flavor sits the intercom down shaking his head.
I hate when people don't do their job right. Rather that be not checking the quality of the produce or not having a roster bio page. I mean how did you even get booked without a roster bio? Isn't that like your job application? Maybe things are different here in OCW, less professional. That is one thing the NWO will change though.
The NWO is taking over and we are going to clean this place up. The NWO is going to make OCW more... flavorful.
Major Flavor winks at the camera as the scene fades out.