GCWA FAN ACCESS DAY 4 - 'NAME THAT STAR! Game

GCWA FAN ACCESS DAY 4

JIMMY KIMMEL HOSTS THE 'NAME THAT STAR' GAME (ROOM 5)

Scene opens with flashing lights on the stage. We see two young teenagers sitting in two cubical across from each other. Generic game show music plays as the announcer begins to speak:



"Ladies and Gentlemen, it's time to play 'NAME! THAT! STAR!' RIGHTEOUS RUMBLE Edition!!! Here we have two youngsters ready to play. Meet Suzy and Pete. They have a chance to win FRONT ROW tickets to the big event, the GCWA RIGHTEOUS RUMBLE SUNDAY! If they can NAME! THAT! STAR!



Here are the rules: Each contestant and their celebrity partner will be given a wrestlers name who will be participating in the Rumble match itself. The name of the game is to say whatever you can that describes the secret GCWA star without using their name so your partner can guess it! IT'S THAT SIMPLE! Now here's your host, JIMMY KIMMEL!



Kimmel walks out waving to the lackluster amount of audience members. He looks a little bummed to be there.



Kimmel: Okay, folks... wow. Not a HUGE crowd but ... well... I am getting paid still. Thanks Barrows! So we've met Suzy and Pete... now let's meet their celebrity counterparts. Pete, you're partner in this game is an OCW Hall of Famer, a former OCW Champion. She will be competing in the actual Rumble Match this Sunday. Give a loud HOOT to... ALICE! KNIGHT!!!



Alice comes out with a black polka dot dress excited to be there. She high fives Pete and then sticks her tongue at Suzy.



Kimmel: Great to have you here, Alice. And Suzy, you're celeb partner considers himself to be a closet GCWA Mega Fan! He also started as Bruce Wayne in Batman Forever and the blind guy from At First Sight... VAL KILMER!!!



Suzy looks confused, thinking she would get a wrestler as a sick looking Val Kilmer slowly walks out the cubical booth where Suzy is sitting. He looks very tired. Suzy looks concerned for his health.



Kimmel: Let's start... Alice. Do your best to get Pete to NAME THAT STAR!




Alice looks at the name on the card.



Kimmel: Start the clock AND GO!



Alice: Okay, um, he is new to GCWA. In it for a shot at Raven I believe. He is gross looking, tad over weight... likely does drugs. Real greasy looking, Also has ZERO chance of winning the match.



Pete: Wow, this could be any one on that roster, un, Thunder Knuckles!!?



Alice: YES!




Alice: Okay, okay. He is a bit older, veteran in the business. Has a scabby face and clearly mother issues, i THINK anyway. Also... no chance of winning...



Pete: Um, Scabby face? Um... mother issues? Skip...



Alice: YOU MORON! UM! Okay...




Alice: Okay okay, okay... ahhhh... she is blonde. Super pretty. Not Alice Knight pretty but you know. She is a hell of a talent BUT she is also having a relationship with James Raven...




Kimmel: TIME IS UP!!!!



Alice: C'mon PETE!! That one was crazy easy! It was Betsy Granger!! What more did you want me to say... she loves James Raven's cock. She says every night to James that his cock is so fat and greasy, ride me more James Raven!!!!
Huh? Idiot kid..


Pete looks shocked as Kimmel looks at the audience awkwardly.



Kimmel: Alice, please. Let's keep this PG please... Suzy and Val. Are you ready?



Suzy: Yes, Mr. Kimmel.




Suzy: Okay. Racist.
Sexist..


Val(mumbling): 'had 'Argas...



Kimmel: Sorry, Val. You need to be clearer,



Val: Skip...




Suzy(rolling her eyes): Um, fattest star in GCWA! Um, eats all flavor of birds including Owls...



Alice can be heard booing that remark off camera.



Val: Um, 'ig 'ifford...




Kimmel: TIME! IS! UP! Sorry Suzy, that's zero points for your team. Pete, are you ready? AND GOOOOO!!!




Pete: LOSTER! DIPSHIT! GEEK!! NOT SEXY! NOODLE HAIR!



Alice: PERZAG!!! SO not going to win the rumble also...




Pete: Um... skip.




Pete: Okay, former Mustard Factory member and co creator. Detective...



Alice: JACK PUFFER!! Love ya Puff' but, no chance, the rumble is mine...




Pete: She is stunning, beautiful, talented...
one of the greatest female wrestlers of all time!


Alice: ALICE KNIGHT!!



Pete: Um, no. She dated Shawn Warstein...



Alice: Well... I wouldn't say we dated. We had a little thanksgiving party at my place and...




Pete: It was Atara, Alice!



Alice: Atara??? Why didn't you be more specific and use the word HOOCHIE or something. Dammit, Pete. That's on you!!



Kimmel: No fighting you two. Okay Val... when you're ready.




Val(mumbling): Umfff, eff'em. Deap, Legacy erm. Derp, emff... deifffffen...



Suzy is speechless.




Kimmel: Well there you have it, Alice and Pete win!! Congrats Pete, you will be watching Mack O'Connor versus Champion James Raven front row... also let's not forget, THE RIGHTEOUS RUMBLE!!!



The music hits again as Pete starts dancing with Alice while Suzy pokes Val Kilmer with a stick to see if he is still alive. Kimmel goes to a desk set up as Alice Knight follows. They both sit down as the generic game show music fades.



Kimmel: Wow, Alice. That was fun. And thanks for doing this. I know you are busy preparing yourself for the rumble match. How is that going?



Alice: Thanks, Jimmy. It's going pretty well. Looking to get in there with all the GCWA legends and stars. And some, like myself, just trying to get that big title match at Mack or James.



Kimmel: SO... what number did you draw? Haha



Alice: OOOOOHHHH!! He went there... he went there. HE FUCKING WENT THERE!!!



Kimmel: Um, PG Alice...

Alice: Right, right. Well Mr. Jimmy Kimmel that is none of your BEES WAX sir. Haha. But I am feeling confident going into this match. And I want to thank you again for giving me this time to get some things off my chest. Like don't get me wrong, there's a lot of stars i respect in this match. Sure, some I downright hate. But guys like Zybala and Ed Houston looking to get back to the top of the mountain here in GCWA is cute but you know... Well while Ed has been there before, listen up Space Man, the Owl is going to soar on you and everyone else in this freaking match. Like Thunder Knuckles said NO ONE GIVES A HOOT!!?!? about me? Alice Knight. I am probably the only star in this match that these fans will root for. The A-List? Nah. I bet the 'A' in A List stands for DIP SHIT LOSERS!



Kimmel: Dip Shit Losers, none of these words start with 'A'.



Alice: I know, right? Then we got Michele Graves, who could have pulled an upset, possibly, if I weren't in the match. Why? I'll toss her ass out too!



Kimmel: Is there anyone in the match that you are worried about...



Alice: Worried? Nah... but there are some real good talent that will be crawling around. Like I know Bifford is looking to take me out. That guy. Just let things go. And stop eating innocent ENDANGERED Owls, guy. Plus if Shawn Warstein and I are in there at the same time as you Bifford. Be ready. Because, yes alone I can't throw you out. But when you got a wingman like Shawn... boom, baby, BOOM!



Kimmel: Yes, what about Shawn Warstein. And Legacy. Do you think Shawn will pick you over his stable mates in Hart and Noah? Or even his ex in Atara. Could be a lot of double crosses and interesting moments when it comes right down to it in the Righteous Rumble. Are you ready for that?



Alice: Shawn is a loyal guy. But he wants win as much as Noah and Jackson. He wants to win as much as myself. So yes, there will be a point where we will all have to look out for ourselves. But I have been watching old Righteous Rumble clips. Learning the rules. Learning what you can and cannot get away with. Like this for instance. You can bring a weapon in to the match.... but not a twelve gage shotgun? Imagine that. Or did you know that BOTH FEET must touch the outside floor after throwing you over the top rope? But you cannot bring a bunch of giant swan flotation tubes down to the ring so if you are thrown out you can land on the tube and NOT officially be eliminated. I asked a referee about this, and he said he will pop them if I do that. Then that's just a waste of giant swan tube. Right? But as you can see, my brain is movin'. I got a few tricks of my own.



Kimmel: Well there you have it. I know who I am putting my money on in the Righteous Rumble...



Alice: Awww, is it me...?



Kimmel: Wellll... as you said earlier, it's none of YOUR bees wax. Haha.



Alice stands up and grabs Jimmy Kimmel by the tie and drags him over the desk. The limited audience in the crowd gasp in shock.



Alice: I. Am. Sick and tired of being joked around like i was some kind of... um, erh, joke.... got it?



Alice lets Jimmy go and approaches the audience and speaks to them.



Alice: Listen up. I know I act cute, and fun. A person everyone wants to hang out with because I have the best doobs in town and I'm just a fun loving girl. I get it. It's true too. But when it's business time. I can bring it like no other. I'm stepping into the righteous rumble, not as the Mustard lady. Not as OWL-IS-NIGHT! hashtag HOOT. I am going in there as me. Alice. Alice Knight. The wrestler. The woman who once flew from Japan to States in only a mere few hours. How did I do that? I DON'T KNOW! But it happened! I am the Alice Knight, OCW Hall of Famer. Wrestling's favorite baby face. But this face, this gorgeous face of mine can and WILL get down in the dirt this Sunday. So the 29 of you be ware. Beware of Alice. You think you guys are the shit storm? Well I eat shit storms for breakfast, lunch and dinner..... but not literally. I'm not into eating shit or any kind of shit fetish. Now that's all I have to say about that... sorry Jimmy.



Alice storms off stage as Val Kilmer crawls over to a frightened Jimmy Kimmel.