A BOB Production

**A BOB Production
Narrated by Liev Schreiber**

Today we analyze a future showdown between two of the sports most talented and recognized stars. A collision between an old legend with numerous accomplishments and a two-time XWF Television Champion, hunting for a legacy of his own. Almost a decade of experience separates them but their dreams are similar. Luckily for wrestling fans, their paths are surely intertwined in what will be an incredible clash of different styles and skills. The explosive speed and power of James Raven and the technical chaos of Thunder Knuckles. Join us as we break down the highly rumored match between James Raven and Thunder Knuckles. Don’t forget if you like this BOB production click that thumbs up button, follow Thunder Knuckles, and smash the view button to enjoy more great BOB content as it becomes available.


Your screen fades to a Thunder Knuckles versus James Raven fight poster.

This year James raven turned back the clock entering GCWA and capturing the companies tag team titles with the help of partner Jackson Hart.


Highlights of Legacy winning the GCWA Tag Team Championships play on your screen.


Which offered absolute proof that James Raven can hang in there against the fresh blood of any division.


Some highlights of Raven’s past begin to play for your viewing pleasure.


This new career resurgence owed in part to Raven's more aggressive fast-paced style that saw him knockout Atara Themis the same night that Thunder Knuckles defended his XWF Television Championship against, one, Brian Storm.


Your television screen shows highlights of Raven and Thunder Knuckles in their respective matches.


This was his first KO win in a long time. Older now, and not only facing GCWA’s version of the elite, but he’s also facing father time. This begs the question, How much longer does this old legend have in the sport?


Those highlights end and are replaced with Thunder Knuckles training for the potential match-up and getting ready for the Righteous Rumble.


A potential match against Thunder Knuckles could provide the answer to that question. With the match determining if Raven has enough left against the tank to compete with the likes of the other members of BOB, Micheal Graves, and Bobby Bourbon.


Highlights of Micheal Graves and Bobby Bourbon play on the screen you’re watching.


With already a fantastic career behind him what does the Canadian wrestling legend have to prove? Could the Raven versus Thunder Knuckles match be the case of a wrestler that doesn't know when to call it quits? If Raven loses what will be the next step for the man that has won so much in his career? All of these questions will be made clear if the match with Thunder Knuckles is made. After Thunder Knuckles wins at the Righteous Rumble Pay-Per-View.


Your screen shows the former Righteous Rumbles winner's hands were raised in victory. The feel good moment ends and fades to a commercial showing GCWA what BOB is all about.

Despite having a decade less experience Thunder Knuckles finds himself in a similar spot in XWF’s Television division. Needing a few high profile victories before he can face Charlie Nickles, after losing his championship to him not too long ago.


Your screen now shows Thunder Knuckles losing to one Charlie Nickles. Then fades to Thunder Knuckles being interviewed after the match.


“I'm happy with my fucking performance against Chokey, you know, not all of us make excuses. You know like, why we can’t do our jobs.”


The images of Thunder Knuckles being interviewed ease into Thunder Knuckles getting a victory at XWF’s latest Pay-Per-View.


Thunder Knuckles went back to the drawing board and unwillingly acclimated to the Hart division beating Peter Gilmour and Felix Jones, at XWF High Stakes Pay-Per-View. All by just fulfilling all his obligations and delivering the most impactful Thunder Strike to date.


The clips of Thunder Knuckles winning in XWF switches to just Jimmy being interviewed. Jimmy is Thunder Knuckles long time trainer. Thunder Knuckles is standing beside him in this interview.


“You know I think they underestimate Thunder Knuckles a lot. They underestimate the fact that he’s going to show up. He always shows up… Unless they owe him money. He’ll sit out if they owe him money, yep. I don't think he should be he said something about principals or whatever. I try not to piss him off very much”


Jimmy pauses for a second.


“But a match against James Raven? Come on man, he’ll give his best, and so will Thunder Knuckles.”


“You bet you fucking sweet ass sugar, on that.”


The interview with Jimmy fades out to an image of Raven. An overly robotic animation of cross-hairs that line up between Raven’s eyes.


Now Thunder Knuckles has his sights set on another wrestler. One that sits atop the throne of GCWA and the toughest of Thunder Knuckles’s career. Thunder Knuckles could argue that a win against such a high profile name would put the entire industry on notice, catapulting him towards a Mega-Match against the man who’s been ducking him since September, Robert “The Omega” Main.


Your screen now shows highlights of Robert Main’s strong debut in GCWA.


As far as fantasy match-ups go, both parties remain optimistic. With the wider wrestling community agreeing that this is the match to make as Thunder Knuckles first shot at a World’s Championship.


More clips of thunder Knuckles training appear on your television set.


A win for either man would put them in the conversation for an inevitable title defense against Robert Main. Though equally for either wrestler could be catastrophic for their future in the world’s heavyweight division. If Raven Losses the curtain may begin to close as his ability to hang with the new dogs in the yard diminishes and if Thunder Knuckles takes his first World Championship in defeat. It could signal that perhaps his efforts at the high divisions could be over.


The Thunder Knuckles training video ends and is replaced with Thunder Knuckles being interviewed by a female reporter for PWI Insider.


“You said you saw something in him that you were going to maybe take advantage of. What did you see?”


Thunder Knuckles smiles at the smoking hot female reporter.


“Well, I fucking saw what I expected, Hell, what everyone expects a true fucking champion to do. I saw a goddamn confident World Champion. One who doesn’t want to give up his fucking belt. We’ll just have to base it off our performance on the night it happens. Right now, I have to eliminate a bunch of fucking scrubs from a Rumble. ‘Ol Thunder Knuckles needs to prove to EVERY-FUCKIN-BODY there's a lot more that ‘Ol Thunder Knuckles can accomplish, even at the fucking World Championship level.”


The interview with Thunder Knuckles fades to an epic highlight reel, of both James Raven and Thunder Knuckles, doing what they do best in the squared circle.


Hubris versus Experience, Former XWF Television Champion vs Current GCWA World Champion, it's certainly a future showdown we’d love to see. One that should present itself in the coming months, and guarantees fireworks.


A fireworks display is shown on screen before the BOB Production fades to black.




**PREACH**




Thunder Knuckles is with his trainer Jimmy. They are standing outside the Hy-Vee Arena in Kansas City, Missouri, the site of the Righteous Rumble.


Fucking Misery that's what the fuck they should have named this fucking this state. This place fucking blows. No wonder there's a bunch of GCWA fans here. There’s nothing to fucking do here!

We can always talk about your opponents that always seems to pass the time.


Jimmy is trying to coax Thunder Knuckles into talking more shit.


Goddammit, Jimmy! I fucking did that last time.

Yeah, you did it last time but you forgot someone, Thunder Knuckles.


Thunder Knuckles slaps Jimmy across the face leaving a red mark, all for correcting him. As Jimmy holds his face trying to hold back a tear, Thunder Knuckles says.


I didn’t forget I was waiting till now. Jesus fucking Christ Jimmy!


There’s a pause. Thunder Knuckles doesn’t know who he left out of his first recorded promo but trying to play it cool.


Well, let's just say, you have been waiting a long time to get your hands on him.

No.

Yes.

Are you fucking serious?

As serious as your chances of winning this Rumble.


Thunder Knuckles smiles into the camera and begins to shoot.


Looky-fucking-here, it’s Robert “The Walnut Brain” Main. This fucking ass-clown walks around looking like a fucking retarded-ass, Swamp Thing stunt double.


Thunder Knuckles changes his voice to mimic Robert Main’s voice.


I’m going to win the righteous rumble. When the darkness falls. I will be victorious.


Thunder Knuckles gives a jerking off motion as he changes his voice back to his own and not a robot.


Get the fuck out of here with your shit, Main. You’re as bland and wooden as fucking board. You’ve come to GCWA to shock and awe the fans here, did ya, fuck wits?


Thunder Knuckles begins to miniature golf clap for Robert Main. Jimmy’s in the background smiling, like a special needs kid, who’s winning a gold medal.


I came here to get a shot at Rav-

It could be Mack O’Conner.


Thunder Knuckles looks over at Jimmy puzzled.


Who?

Mack O'Connor. Former Cham-

Yeah right, he doesn’t stand a chance. It’s fucking Raven we’re talking about here. What was I saying before fucking Jimmy interrupted me? Oh, yeah, that’s right. Walnut Brain, I came here for Raven you’re an added fucking bonus. When ‘Ol Thunder Knuckles eliminates you from the Righteous Rumble. What’s your excuse going to be? You didn’t have time to come up with an excuse not to fucking face me? You weren’t prepared? Get the fuck out of here anyone who knows ‘Ol Thunder Knuckles could have told you that. Shit, James Raven figured it out with my first video montage. Oh, I can’t fucking wait to get my fucking hands on you. It’s going to bring a smile to my face larger than winning and retaining my XWF Television Championship when I fucking send your ass sailing over the top rope, watching your limp body crash onto the floor. As you stand outside the ring in amazement, like “this can’t possibly be happening to me”.

Save some for later Thunder Knuckles.


Thunder Knuckles looks over at Jimmy again and says, while pointing down at the bottom of the screen. This signals the GCWA production crew to insert a graphic.









You’re right, Jimmy. Less is more.

Did you hear that Amelia Abernathy-

Who the fuck is that?

You called her… What was it?… A lesbian Cabernathy in your first recorded promo.

Oh, what about her? She likes dudes, huh? Still, no one gives a shit.


Jimmy smiles but it fades knowing the news he’s about to give and ruin everything.


She offered one million dollars in CASH. All exaggerated, just like that, for people to throw themselves out and let her win.


Thunder Knuckles’s smile and eyes both light up like a Christmas tree. He begins rubbing his hands together like a greedy miser.


Oh, yeah. If she deposits ONE MILLION into my GCWA account and I’ll do just that.


Thunder Knuckles stops rubbing his hand together and focuses back on reality.


But a lot of these fuckers are just talk. You know what I mean, Jimmy. They talk like they got all this goddamn money or what-the-fuck-ever but the truth is... That money will never be deposited into my account because she’s a fucking fraud. Don’t fucking talk about it bitch.  Be about it.


Jimmy is surprised that Thunder Knuckles didn’t just give in to the money but thought it out first.


Good for you Thunder Knuckles. I’m prou-


Thunder Knuckles slaps Jimmy again.


Shut the fuck up. We have to get into this fucking arena to find a good place to hide me.


Thunder Knuckles looks into the camera realizing that he meant to end the promo before saying that.


What?! Like you become a FIVE-TIME BACK TO BACK MIDWESTERN OHIO hide and go seek champion without researching where to fucking hide. Get the fuck out of here!


Thunder Knuckles and Jimmy begin to walk away. This is when you see the crowbar in Thunder Knuckles’s hand as it places it on his shoulder. Jimmy hands Thunder Knuckles a black ski mask, after doing so he puts on a ski mask of his own.


Alright, Cameraman. Time to fuck off.


Thunder Knuckles extends out his other hand not holding the crowbar and waves the cameraman away.


Tell ya what, have your fucking production guy, what's his name? Fuck it, fake Todd. Have, fake Todd, show another fucking Thunder Knuckles hype video to play them out. It’ll boost GCWA's ratings. You’re welcome GCWA fans.


The scene fades to a Thunder Knuckles hype video.