Post by Miss Fury on Dec 17, 2020 17:58:07 GMT -6
The scene opens to Micheal staring into the camera with a fierce glare.
With each passing day I can feel myself slipping away more and more. I knew I wasn’t crazy, but this victory is bittersweet as it confirms my worst fears. That wish didn’t just turn me into a woman, but it turned Miss Fury and me into one being! My thoughts, my words, my actions, they’re no longer mine to call my own! She’s like a virus! Removing the parts of me she doesn’t want, and integrating her own consciousness into mine!
For me to even be capable of understanding, much less explaining that is all the proof I need that I’m not losing my marbles, but instead losing myself entirely!
I should be terrified! I mean, first I’m somehow switched from a man to this completely without my consent! Then the internet blows the Hell up, giving me grief like it’s somehow offensive that I’m on a wrestling show and not even considering the fact that I’m the victim here!
Think about the mental trauma people! This isn’t an easy transition! You try instantly changing genders and having another person invade your mind at the same time! It’s not fun, so I definitely don’t need the added stress of judgmental fucking Twitter nerds and their opinions that would be better left to themselves! Any of you punks gotta problem with me, come try and solve it! I’ll take on any of ya right here in GCWA!
Graves starts to throw a few mock punches in the air as she continues.
I’ll be like Uwe Boll when he was knocking out his critics left and right!
With that statement, she throws a big mock right that would have leveled Main had he been here, and she thrown it at full force, and she had her old body with her old strength!
But that's later! Right now, BOB has a Rumble to win!
A cheeky over confident smirk crawls onto her face.
Oh, and we're so gonna win it! TK and I have already made our intentions clear, and make no mistake about it, you can bet your ass that the ominously silent Big, Bad, Bastard, Bobby Bourbon is going to be right there with us throwing you clowns out of the ring one by one!
Suddenly Graves points at the camera with a wildly exaggerated motion!
Except for YOU Big Bifford!
Graves flexes his girl muscle, which are impressive, but not nearly as well defined and plump as his man muscles used to be!
I'm going to throw you out ALL BY MYSELF, and I'm doing it because I KNOW I could have dumped your ass over the ropes last week on Inferno! I refuse to bow down to the limitations of this new form! I will overcome my new physical limitations through sheer will alone! And I'm proving it by dumping your fat ass on your fucking head Biff!
With an eye roll, Graves seems to remember another stand out in this match.
Oh yeah, Warstein's in this match Isn’t he? Cool! I'm sick of losing to that wannabe bastard's daddy! I'll make sure that BOB knows that Warstein is enemy number one! As soon as we see him, we kick his ass and toss the corpse over the top!
The overconfidence shines through again with another satisfied smirk.
The best part about all of this is how little attention any of BOB seems to be garnering in the Rumble! We're flying under the radar like a gaggle of scrub lords all thanks to the fact that most of these people only know of us through me, and I've spent the first few months here acting like some sort of cartoon character! People think I'm a joke, and through association, they assume the same of the rest of BOB. They don't know us, and they especially don't know me, not anymore!
Fury spent months collecting data on each of you for the BOB supercomputer to process, and at the Righteous Rumble you will see that knowledge turned into true power when the Brotherhood Of Baddies pulls off the biggest caper in GCWA history by stealing this title shot for ourselves!
One of you dummies, some stupid blond bimbo, tried quoting my roster page against me. As if those are somehow my words that grace the GCWA website and not the corporate goons that designed that page when I inked the deal to come here. Regardless, your argument holds little water and only goes to prove that if you don't have anything to say, you shouldn't say anything at all!
Graves shakes her head at the ignorance on display here.
Boxing, MMA, shit like that? They have rules. Break those rules and face the consequences. Whether that’s a point loss or being banned from the sport. Hell, go too far and you could even face assault charges, but in THIS business I can and have literally murdered someone in the ring and nobody outside of our sport even bats an eyelash at such offenses, because WRESTLING!
You also seem to have trouble coping with the fantastical elements of this sport. Hate to tell ya darlin, but just because you don’t believe in something, doesn’t make it any less real, and no matter how much you believe you're right, it doesn't mean that you are!
Graves perks right up at the thought of our next competitor as he’s been looking to kick Robert Main’s pretender ass AGAIN for a couple of years now!
Robert Main! Glad to see you here too buddy! For those who don't know, me and Robert used to run together back in the day! He joined up with and another guy he couldn't beat named Jim Caedus! Together, we were AX3, but you might as well have called us, "Guys Main Fears" cause all he's ever done was lost to the two of us! I beat his ass and booted him out of the Lethal Lottery tournament years ago, and he's ducked every challenge since! Then one day I ruffled his feathers real good! Suddenly he wanted that fight, and he wanted it right then! He also knew that I was already booked for an Internet title match, so I told him to piss off till I was good and ready! Then his dumb ass immediately calls up Barrows, the man or the woman, I don't know who was running shit at the time, but point is, he calls them up and is under GCWA contract within the hour!
That's how bad he wanted a piece of me! He signed on with another company when he was already struggling to keep up with his workload over in the XWF! Keep in mind guys, this is a dude who is so insecure with his abilities, that he constantly asks to be double and triple booked each PPV just to prove he’s superior to the rest of the roster! Though that strategy didn’t board well for him at High Stakes a few weeks ago since he ended up dropping both of his titles! Of course even when he doesn’t shit the bed, overbooking himself one every two months doesn’t make up for the fact that he's almost never on TV wrestling! the guys an overhyped clown, and he knows it!
The truth is, if Part-Time-Main wanted me so bad that he signed with this company just to get a piece... Where is he? He's not done dick all since his "impressive" debut! Why is that? Because after he calmed down, he remembered just how detrimental to his career it would be to stand across that ring from me! Now in this rumble, Robert finds himself painted into a corner! It's finally happening Robert! After two years of build, Robert Main and Micheal Graves are set to come to blows in the Righteous Rumble, and you're pissing your panties just thinking about how badly I'm going to expose you!
Micheal begins to laugh with joy at the thought of dumping Main on his head!
As far as the rest of you go, who cares!? When I come for you, I come with friends! If you're foolish enough to come after me or any other member of BOB, you'd best bring an army!
Suddenly Bobby Bourbon can he heard asking, “Eh, You good Graves?” The camera pulls back to reveal that Micheal has been talking into a mirror the entire time!
I’m golden Bobby, just fucking golden! Graves snaps with a snarky tone!
Suddenly TK’s voice rings through. “He’s been like this all fucking week Bobby, just let him do his thing!”
And with that, Bobby and TK leave Micheal to finish cutting a promo on his reflection, but when Graves turns back to face the mirror, there’s a new face staring back at him!
Yes, perfectly golden. Now that I’ve wrestled control away from this vessel, there’s nothing to stop BOB from seeing our plan come to fruitition!
Overhearing Miss Fury’s voice, TK calls out from the other room before running in.
Yo, is Miss Fucking Fury back!?
Graves turns to face TK.
What? Er... No, no Fury isn’t back! Say, you remember Miss Fury?
TK looks surprised to even be asked such a question. “Uh, yeah, of course she was the leader of BOB before you wished her away!”
”Hmm, interesting” she thinks. Miss Fury had just assumed that the magic that changed Micheal’s sex and made him the leader of BOB, while also combining her consciousness with his, also erased her from the memories of others. Knowing now that they remember, maybe she should tell the rest of BOB that she’s alive?
Or, on second thought, maybe it’s wiser to keep this a secret to herself!
Forget about her, as you’re new leader, I’ve got this! Now lets go win you that title shot!
And with that Graves and TK fist bump , but you can’t help but notice the crossed fingers behind Graves back as the scene fades to black, leaving you to wonder if Miss Fury really has as much control over the psychotic psyche of Micheal Graves, or if she will go rouge in the rumble and try to win it all for herself When the Dark Warrior retakes control?!
