Post by Babatunde Garamunde on Dec 17, 2020 22:34:56 GMT -6
Hello Bruddahs and Sistahs, and the man pretend to be wohman, while wohman pretend to be man. Allow me to introwduce myself. I am Babatunde Garamunde from Otjiwarongo, Namibia.
Babatunde Garamunde was a simple man. He allegedly owns the biggest grape farm in all of Namibia. Asides from mass producing Wine or Grape Juice, Babatunde was a safari guide for tourists. While on Safari, he would wrestle with lions, rhinos, giraffes and hippos when they tried to attack tourists.
Babatunde is in exceptional physical shape for a farm boy and has come to America to learn to wrestle. He also hopes to live the American Dream and maybe sell Grapes to big American Supplier. Elijah Carlson is his favorite wrestler. Don’t know who that is? Google Him.
Since October he has been training and working at Tonys Cheap Pop Pro Wrestling. However during Black Friday, the company's owner and promoter Tony was arrested and Santana Johnson, a person who shouts and swears a lot planted cocaine on him. The entire show was told from the interrogation room and Tony’s ex wife made an appearance.
I have narrator do this, because my English not so good. Some sentences I can speak fine, others I can not. Certain words I know how to pronounce and say, others cum owt liek dis ok. Still learning but it get butter since when I first come America many munts ago. All I knew was five words “Show me the boobies please?”.
Disclaimer warning the following two paragraphs were previously told in a prior and only promo of Babatunde’s career to date. However he likes to tell this story, so it is not copyright infringement or recycled material as this is a legal and full disclosure.
In Namibia you say those five wurts, wohman no problem see show. Little bit droopy most time but still good. You say this in America, apparently very rude. Many wohman call ta police on me for disturbing peace. Police kum very grumpy face with guns pointed at me and tell me get on ground “n#%*er”. I no come from Niger, their geography bad.
Niger is a country in Africa.
Anyway I comply, we go pohlease station they ask who I am. I tell them Babatunde Garamunde. They ask me spell name, thirty mints later I give them lot of money I had in pocket they let me go. After this incident, Tony no ask Babae when are you ready to go be wrestler, he no put me on show for two munts can you believe it?
Also in the original promo Babatunde spelt woman, the, and come correctly. It’s not the same don’t sue me.
Anyway on Black Friday show we have arm wrestling challenge because Jersey Jim has never lost arm wrestle since young age he know in his 80s and look like Hulk Hogan twin. I beat Jersey Jim Luzzato in arm wrestle after spraying him in eye with grape juice breaking his 70 year streak of never loosing arm wrestle. I think I made it then Ben F’N Everest come, man with big mussels he beat me easy come almost break my hand. It’s ok though, Ben can be arm wrestling champion. I have Jim’s vitamins now, I will look like hulk.
Babatunde had been on a crusade for a few months with Jersey Jim to supply him with his vitamins, which Babatunde thought were vitamins but were actually steroids and performance enhancing drugs.
This was my journey to being here. In JCVA online, Jueloball Chimpanzeeship Voldemort Ass-show-sea-ace-shun in Right Rumumblebee. Please no drug test me I won’t pass. While Tony arrest and ex-wife try to bribe pohlease to come out, in meantime I need practice, and what better practice than russell with lots of other people in Right Rumumblee. Don’t you agree?
I’m just a narrator. I’m not allowed to share my opinion.
I never wrestle a professional match in my life, but I have heart of lion. I wrestle jungle animals while on safari no can afford security for guests, very expensive. I learn quick and I know how to survive. I’m also learning lucha from good friend Bembe.
Bembe is not Mexican, for anyone wondering.
Also this is a great opportunity to sell my Namibian Wine, Grape Juice and Grapes to weird people in America. 100% organic you should definitely buy.
I’ve been paid to say his grapes are great, and having actually tasted the juice and wine it really is the best juice you will have ever drank. Definitely worth a buy.
Now I say sumtingz about everyone else in Right Rumumblee. Lots of people to cover, deep breath. Wish me luck.
Babatunde put his thumbs up and focused on his breathing. The narrator i.e me put up a picture, which for the purpose of writing this will just be the names in between Babatunde speaking to create a spacing pause. These are in no particular order.
I no understand what you just said.
Neither do I. Don’t worry about. Here comes the first name.
Babatunde Garamunde.
No Babatunde we already know you’re in the rumble. Oh by the way you were one of the anonymous entries. You weren’t meant to be anonymous but we had a few issues with paperwork which meant you remained anonymous. How about we start with the other anonymous entry.
Anonymous
Babatunde Garamunde?
Oh Lord! Babatunde we get it, you’re one of the anonymous’s there’s another anonymous who do you think it is?
Babatunde Garamunde
I give up. We’re moving on. Jack Puffer
Why bruddah Jack Puffing? He huffed and he puffed until straw house fall down? Leave little three pigs alone, pick on somebody your own size. Not me because you slightly smaller, but don’t be a bulle, enough bad ting happen in world.
Betsy Granger.
Beautiful lady. Remember the story I tell at the start of this about the five words I knew of English. For Betsy I definitely ask, but I no ask during Right Rumumblebee because that’s rude. All I say is dis, big breast lady pick up lots of speed and velocity. You run at them thinking you can knock them over, their big breast help them have insane upperbody strength, combine that with the momentum of your stride means they strikeback you probably flying out of ring like a fool. Gahruntea
Guarantee is what he said, and some stuff about boobs.
Alice Knight.
Also beautiful lady. Same request as Betsy except I no ask, because I learn lesson don’t be rude. Alice no have big chest, average size but not important. Very clever wrestler she hugged a lot of men and women in life much experience.
Outcast.
OutKast makes lots of good song long time ago. Ms. Jackson and Hootie Hoo some of my favorites.
Not the Outcast I was referring to but we got 19 more of these to get through so moving on. Thunder Knuckles
I never played Sonic The Hedgehog, I can’t afford game station too busy milking cows, and selling grapes at market since three year old. Always work my whole life no have time for waste time.
Again just like the previous name, you misunderstood. Next name...Valis Deathbringer
No
What do you mean no?
My uncle Rafiki warned me about this when come America. People who worship the devil. Very bad, stay away from them. Wallis bringer of death come near me? I recommended he read bible and go church. Soul need saving.
Jackson Hart.
Just like OutKast. Very good music and football player. Janet Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Tito Jackson, and Lamar Jackson.
Michael Graves.
When I say at the start the man pretend to be wohman, while wohman pretend to be man. This who I tok about. Maybe we have this in Namibia, but not very common. My friend Bembe sey they called trains. I no ride train... motorcyclops, car, airplane or by foot. Best mode of transport. I see him in Right Mumblebee I sey to them choo choo thomas the tank engine.
NWO.
Straight outta Compton, crazy *CENSORED* named Ice Cube
From the gang called *CENSORED* With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya *CENSORED* with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk *CENSORED* that's showin out
*CENSORED* start to mumble, they wanna rumble
You can’t just copy and paste lyrics from google Babatunde. Next is… Sins of the Fathers Past
No clue?
You have to say something
Skip a few narrator I need a glass of water. I tokking too much.
Fine. Amelia Abernathy. Dylan Thomas. Vargas. PerZag.
Stop skipping I ready.
Shawn Warstein.
Number 2 raisin in the world?
Raisin?
Yes got number 2 raisin in world from big raisin podcast.
Why are they raisins?
You know they have the man who look like Raging Dead but is not Raging Dead and have big raisin views.
Uh are you trying to say racist?
Yes brudduh that’s what I said. RAISINS!
Shawn Warstein is not a Racist. He’s friends with Drake
Drake and Josh number one show in Namibia.
How about we move on to the next one. Noah Jackson.
Yes I love The Jackson 5. We already covered this person.
No that was Jackson Hart.
Next
The A-List Fixer
Copycat of Ray Donovan on HBO. Even has plastic surgery to look like him.
Bobby Bourbon.
No drink Bourbon. Drink Wine. Buy My Grapes. Buy My Wine.
Zybala
Paulo Dybala plays for Juventus. Good player maybe he related to Mariano Fernandez.
The Big Bifford
Has been wrestling since the 1920s. Old Man.
Enforcer.
Who?
Raging Dead
Yes very angry looking man. Look like the Raisin who started World War 1, but is not that Raisin. Different raisin. But look the same. Needs more oil in his beard, too dry.
Cartier
Beautiful Lady. Good wrestler and stripper. Okay rapper.
Anything else you want to say
?
Yes this be good experience for me. Whoever owner of company, please all I ask is make me survive for atleast 10 minutes. Even if it mean I come in ring, slide under bottom rope, and do coffin dance ringside or hide underneath the ring then come back in ring and have Right Rumumblebee eventual winner eliminate me. Hopefully I can get at least one elimination. Maybe next year I come back and win it all. In meantime I learn how to wrestle properly and sell grapes and wine to anyone in the crowd, and anybody in the ring who want alcohol and party.
What happened to your accent and poor english which started at the beginning of this?
Babatunde Garamunde.
The End.
Babatunde Garamunde was a simple man. He allegedly owns the biggest grape farm in all of Namibia. Asides from mass producing Wine or Grape Juice, Babatunde was a safari guide for tourists. While on Safari, he would wrestle with lions, rhinos, giraffes and hippos when they tried to attack tourists.
Babatunde is in exceptional physical shape for a farm boy and has come to America to learn to wrestle. He also hopes to live the American Dream and maybe sell Grapes to big American Supplier. Elijah Carlson is his favorite wrestler. Don’t know who that is? Google Him.
Since October he has been training and working at Tonys Cheap Pop Pro Wrestling. However during Black Friday, the company's owner and promoter Tony was arrested and Santana Johnson, a person who shouts and swears a lot planted cocaine on him. The entire show was told from the interrogation room and Tony’s ex wife made an appearance.
I have narrator do this, because my English not so good. Some sentences I can speak fine, others I can not. Certain words I know how to pronounce and say, others cum owt liek dis ok. Still learning but it get butter since when I first come America many munts ago. All I knew was five words “Show me the boobies please?”.
Disclaimer warning the following two paragraphs were previously told in a prior and only promo of Babatunde’s career to date. However he likes to tell this story, so it is not copyright infringement or recycled material as this is a legal and full disclosure.
In Namibia you say those five wurts, wohman no problem see show. Little bit droopy most time but still good. You say this in America, apparently very rude. Many wohman call ta police on me for disturbing peace. Police kum very grumpy face with guns pointed at me and tell me get on ground “n#%*er”. I no come from Niger, their geography bad.
Niger is a country in Africa.
Anyway I comply, we go pohlease station they ask who I am. I tell them Babatunde Garamunde. They ask me spell name, thirty mints later I give them lot of money I had in pocket they let me go. After this incident, Tony no ask Babae when are you ready to go be wrestler, he no put me on show for two munts can you believe it?
Also in the original promo Babatunde spelt woman, the, and come correctly. It’s not the same don’t sue me.
Anyway on Black Friday show we have arm wrestling challenge because Jersey Jim has never lost arm wrestle since young age he know in his 80s and look like Hulk Hogan twin. I beat Jersey Jim Luzzato in arm wrestle after spraying him in eye with grape juice breaking his 70 year streak of never loosing arm wrestle. I think I made it then Ben F’N Everest come, man with big mussels he beat me easy come almost break my hand. It’s ok though, Ben can be arm wrestling champion. I have Jim’s vitamins now, I will look like hulk.
Babatunde had been on a crusade for a few months with Jersey Jim to supply him with his vitamins, which Babatunde thought were vitamins but were actually steroids and performance enhancing drugs.
This was my journey to being here. In JCVA online, Jueloball Chimpanzeeship Voldemort Ass-show-sea-ace-shun in Right Rumumblebee. Please no drug test me I won’t pass. While Tony arrest and ex-wife try to bribe pohlease to come out, in meantime I need practice, and what better practice than russell with lots of other people in Right Rumumblee. Don’t you agree?
I’m just a narrator. I’m not allowed to share my opinion.
I never wrestle a professional match in my life, but I have heart of lion. I wrestle jungle animals while on safari no can afford security for guests, very expensive. I learn quick and I know how to survive. I’m also learning lucha from good friend Bembe.
Bembe is not Mexican, for anyone wondering.
Also this is a great opportunity to sell my Namibian Wine, Grape Juice and Grapes to weird people in America. 100% organic you should definitely buy.
I’ve been paid to say his grapes are great, and having actually tasted the juice and wine it really is the best juice you will have ever drank. Definitely worth a buy.
Now I say sumtingz about everyone else in Right Rumumblee. Lots of people to cover, deep breath. Wish me luck.
Babatunde put his thumbs up and focused on his breathing. The narrator i.e me put up a picture, which for the purpose of writing this will just be the names in between Babatunde speaking to create a spacing pause. These are in no particular order.
I no understand what you just said.
Neither do I. Don’t worry about. Here comes the first name.
Babatunde Garamunde.
No Babatunde we already know you’re in the rumble. Oh by the way you were one of the anonymous entries. You weren’t meant to be anonymous but we had a few issues with paperwork which meant you remained anonymous. How about we start with the other anonymous entry.
Anonymous
Babatunde Garamunde?
Oh Lord! Babatunde we get it, you’re one of the anonymous’s there’s another anonymous who do you think it is?
Babatunde Garamunde
I give up. We’re moving on. Jack Puffer
Why bruddah Jack Puffing? He huffed and he puffed until straw house fall down? Leave little three pigs alone, pick on somebody your own size. Not me because you slightly smaller, but don’t be a bulle, enough bad ting happen in world.
Betsy Granger.
Beautiful lady. Remember the story I tell at the start of this about the five words I knew of English. For Betsy I definitely ask, but I no ask during Right Rumumblebee because that’s rude. All I say is dis, big breast lady pick up lots of speed and velocity. You run at them thinking you can knock them over, their big breast help them have insane upperbody strength, combine that with the momentum of your stride means they strikeback you probably flying out of ring like a fool. Gahruntea
Guarantee is what he said, and some stuff about boobs.
Alice Knight.
Also beautiful lady. Same request as Betsy except I no ask, because I learn lesson don’t be rude. Alice no have big chest, average size but not important. Very clever wrestler she hugged a lot of men and women in life much experience.
Outcast.
OutKast makes lots of good song long time ago. Ms. Jackson and Hootie Hoo some of my favorites.
Not the Outcast I was referring to but we got 19 more of these to get through so moving on. Thunder Knuckles
I never played Sonic The Hedgehog, I can’t afford game station too busy milking cows, and selling grapes at market since three year old. Always work my whole life no have time for waste time.
Again just like the previous name, you misunderstood. Next name...Valis Deathbringer
No
What do you mean no?
My uncle Rafiki warned me about this when come America. People who worship the devil. Very bad, stay away from them. Wallis bringer of death come near me? I recommended he read bible and go church. Soul need saving.
Jackson Hart.
Just like OutKast. Very good music and football player. Janet Jackson, Jackie Jackson, Jermaine Jackson, Tito Jackson, and Lamar Jackson.
Michael Graves.
When I say at the start the man pretend to be wohman, while wohman pretend to be man. This who I tok about. Maybe we have this in Namibia, but not very common. My friend Bembe sey they called trains. I no ride train... motorcyclops, car, airplane or by foot. Best mode of transport. I see him in Right Mumblebee I sey to them choo choo thomas the tank engine.
NWO.
Straight outta Compton, crazy *CENSORED* named Ice Cube
From the gang called *CENSORED* With Attitudes
When I'm called off, I got a sawed off
Squeeze the trigger, and bodies are hauled off
You too, boy, if ya *CENSORED* with me
The police are gonna hafta come and get me
Off yo ass, that's how I'm goin out
For the punk *CENSORED* that's showin out
*CENSORED* start to mumble, they wanna rumble
You can’t just copy and paste lyrics from google Babatunde. Next is… Sins of the Fathers Past
No clue?
You have to say something
Skip a few narrator I need a glass of water. I tokking too much.
Fine. Amelia Abernathy. Dylan Thomas. Vargas. PerZag.
Stop skipping I ready.
Shawn Warstein.
Number 2 raisin in the world?
Raisin?
Yes got number 2 raisin in world from big raisin podcast.
Why are they raisins?
You know they have the man who look like Raging Dead but is not Raging Dead and have big raisin views.
Uh are you trying to say racist?
Yes brudduh that’s what I said. RAISINS!
Shawn Warstein is not a Racist. He’s friends with Drake
Drake and Josh number one show in Namibia.
How about we move on to the next one. Noah Jackson.
Yes I love The Jackson 5. We already covered this person.
No that was Jackson Hart.
Next
The A-List Fixer
Copycat of Ray Donovan on HBO. Even has plastic surgery to look like him.
Bobby Bourbon.
No drink Bourbon. Drink Wine. Buy My Grapes. Buy My Wine.
Zybala
Paulo Dybala plays for Juventus. Good player maybe he related to Mariano Fernandez.
The Big Bifford
Has been wrestling since the 1920s. Old Man.
Enforcer.
Who?
Raging Dead
Yes very angry looking man. Look like the Raisin who started World War 1, but is not that Raisin. Different raisin. But look the same. Needs more oil in his beard, too dry.
Cartier
Beautiful Lady. Good wrestler and stripper. Okay rapper.
Anything else you want to say
?
Yes this be good experience for me. Whoever owner of company, please all I ask is make me survive for atleast 10 minutes. Even if it mean I come in ring, slide under bottom rope, and do coffin dance ringside or hide underneath the ring then come back in ring and have Right Rumumblebee eventual winner eliminate me. Hopefully I can get at least one elimination. Maybe next year I come back and win it all. In meantime I learn how to wrestle properly and sell grapes and wine to anyone in the crowd, and anybody in the ring who want alcohol and party.
What happened to your accent and poor english which started at the beginning of this?
Babatunde Garamunde.
The End.