Post by Alessandro Quagliaterre on Jan 5, 2021 16:07:29 GMT -6
“Warthog? This fat, blubbery piece of shit that looks and sounds like he should be the third wheel for Bebop and Rocksteady? The guy with a win loss record so pathetic that John E. Depth pities him? Warthog… the literal Outsider?” - James Raven, September 2020
I don’t care how many hot dog or burger eating contests you’ve won.
I’m not here to body shame you like James did Aaron.
You were bullied as a child for being overweight and all the other kids called you “Warthog”? Big whoop!
You could have been promoting an anti-bullying campaign in collaboration with Be a Star. Instead you sank to the bullies level, and beat them back up. Proving that you’re no better than them. That’s why you’re here in GCWA? To see if you can take your love of getting into brawls, and make something of yourself? Shove it back to the bullies huh?
With A 7-27 win-loss record, I don’t know what’s more pathetic… the fact you still show up for work, or that somehow you’re on a 3 match winning streak. I’ll get to that shortly… for now… your entire career, heck your entire life, can be summed up by one word… FAILURE!
Who am I?
That question would usually offend me. But I’ll humor you and the rest of the GCWA roster and backroom staff and anyone else who have been living under a rock for the past 10 years. My name is Alessandro Quagliaterre.
I’m a billionaire. A businessman. A fashion model. I love coffee, pokémon & briefcases. I make people hella mad on the internet and can do social media better than anyone in GCWA. I have more money than you could ever imagine, and I’m rich enough where I could own this company and pay everyone's salary if I wanted to, but I’m content with being a wrestler. None of you deserve a dime from me.
A homeless person named Tommy Knox recently asked me “You a billionaire why the f*#k you modelling start up brands or even wrestling for that matter?”. It was a good question and unfortunately as Tommy only owns three pairs of clothing I wouldn’t expect him to understand the purpose of celebrating branding, or how general marketing works. I wrestle because it’s what I love to do. I don’t do this for money. I do this for honor, and for the simple fact that when that bell rings at the start of a wrestling match to the moment it rings at the end of a match, I enjoy hurting people. It’s what I get paid to do, but honestly I’d do it for free. Without hesitation.
However… none of that really matters, because who am I to you?
I don’t need to go on a long tirade for this one, it’s pretty simple, come the end of Inferno this Friday you won’t be Aaron Warthog, the enhancement talent.
Oh no Aaron, instead what you will be is… ALESSANDRO’S BITCH!
Saturday, January 2nd 2021.
~~~
A few hours later…Somewhere in Central Miami.
Shoes are the icing of every outfit. Women have known this for a long time. Whether casual, trendy, or elegant, every style and type imaginable requires the perfect shoe, and it’s not just about the aesthetics or colour. Whether it's; the business-like flats, to the wonderful and glamorous catwalk party pumps, classic new york boots, or the most popular choice for women, the killer heels, there is a right shoe for every occasion and every fashion need. A true fashionista like Luna was always on the lookout for the latest seasons collection.
On that note, It was a beautiful sunny day in central Miami, the air was humid and the temperatures were rising from the mid to high 70s. Alessandro found himself with Luna inside of the Louboutin Boutique in the Design District in Miami. Luna was trying on every shoe imaginable, and had a particular fondness of heels. While she was doing this, Alessandro sat in a chair of the fitting area watching Luna fashion the heels she was trying to him, while also multitasking by tweeting on his phone.
It was a clear over exaggeration. In truth, Luna was not that bad. She had her eyes on about 5, maybe 6 pairs at max, in the luxury designer store. When Luna noticed Alessandro was not paying attention to her displaying the latest pair she was wearing, and instead scrolling on his phone, she questioned him asking which one of the heels was his favorite, to test whether he was paying attention.
“Luna they’re all great. You look great in anything, the shoes don’t make you great, you make the shoes great. My personal favorite is those diamond embellished Louboutins… Et Pic Et Pump Strass. They’re great because they distribute the weight of your feet evenly, and remove any possibility of teetering in them. What’s nice about them is the platform on the front of the heel right below the toes, they shimmer beautifully. It gives you the ultimate effect, and they appear easy enough to walk in that make you fabulous. They were the ones you tried a second ago, they elevate you well enough, and are sturdy enough where the heel could be used to shank someone if things get out of hand.”
His response surprised her. Alessandro knew his shoe products. She was impressed.
“I live life in the high end, fashion on fleek always!”
“They don’t make me taller, do they?”
The primary function of a great heel is to elevate a lady’s height. Luna was more comfortable in heels than she was in flats, and Alessandro found this very intimidating, as it made Luna almost reach the same height as him and he was very insecure about it. But as it made Luna happy, and she looked great strutting herself in them, he was open to change.
“Slightly but that’s a compromise I’m willing to take.”
“Because it makes the behind more prominent?”
Alessandro was a big fan of Luna’s glutes, or in layman’s terms, her butt. Nom nom num nom.
“It’s really good for your posture.”
“Then why don’t men wear them?”
“Some do. You seen RuPaul!”
I don’t care how many hot dog or burger eating contests you’ve won.
I’m not here to body shame you like James did Aaron.
You were bullied as a child for being overweight and all the other kids called you “Warthog”? Big whoop!
You could have been promoting an anti-bullying campaign in collaboration with Be a Star. Instead you sank to the bullies level, and beat them back up. Proving that you’re no better than them. That’s why you’re here in GCWA? To see if you can take your love of getting into brawls, and make something of yourself? Shove it back to the bullies huh?
With A 7-27 win-loss record, I don’t know what’s more pathetic… the fact you still show up for work, or that somehow you’re on a 3 match winning streak. I’ll get to that shortly… for now… your entire career, heck your entire life, can be summed up by one word… FAILURE!
Who am I?
That question would usually offend me. But I’ll humor you and the rest of the GCWA roster and backroom staff and anyone else who have been living under a rock for the past 10 years. My name is Alessandro Quagliaterre.
I’m a billionaire. A businessman. A fashion model. I love coffee, pokémon & briefcases. I make people hella mad on the internet and can do social media better than anyone in GCWA. I have more money than you could ever imagine, and I’m rich enough where I could own this company and pay everyone's salary if I wanted to, but I’m content with being a wrestler. None of you deserve a dime from me.
A homeless person named Tommy Knox recently asked me “You a billionaire why the f*#k you modelling start up brands or even wrestling for that matter?”. It was a good question and unfortunately as Tommy only owns three pairs of clothing I wouldn’t expect him to understand the purpose of celebrating branding, or how general marketing works. I wrestle because it’s what I love to do. I don’t do this for money. I do this for honor, and for the simple fact that when that bell rings at the start of a wrestling match to the moment it rings at the end of a match, I enjoy hurting people. It’s what I get paid to do, but honestly I’d do it for free. Without hesitation.
However… none of that really matters, because who am I to you?
I don’t need to go on a long tirade for this one, it’s pretty simple, come the end of Inferno this Friday you won’t be Aaron Warthog, the enhancement talent.
Oh no Aaron, instead what you will be is… ALESSANDRO’S BITCH!
Saturday, January 2nd 2021.
The previous night a DM had circled around to all the boyfriends/potential partners by the Smith Sisters, which included Luna Smith, Alessandro’s potential girlfriend.
It was a hypothetical question posed by the sisters that “if a gun were to their head, and all of them were single, and your current partner didn’t exist, who would the men date”?
It was a hypothetical question posed by the sisters that “if a gun were to their head, and all of them were single, and your current partner didn’t exist, who would the men date”?
Alessandro, as always being unorthodox, did not pick any of the sisters, instead choosing Luna’s mother. Cindy Smith, could easily pass off as one of the sisters. She had such a vivacious and elegant personality, that she would be a luminous partner for any individual, rockin' total MILF vibes.
While Luna had already predicted that Alessandro would pick her mother, this is not what got him in trouble. The following day, during an online conversation between Melanie Dawson, who was Alessandro’s best friend Leo Dawson's mother, and Cindy Smith, Luna’s mother, Alessandro had boasted that he was super popular with mothers. While there was no malice in Alessandro’s comments, looking at it with fresh eyes there were definite sexual undertones. Luna obviously got one wind of it, and when she did, she gave Alessandro a rollicking over the phone. While having women scream at him in anger was not something new to Alessandro, what was new, was the way he handled it.
Having successfully completed an extensive anger management course per orders of his super agent Natalie Dalton, prior to his return to wrestling in October 2020, Alessandro had learnt some great relaxation exercises, to quell and control his anger. In the midst of the ear bashing he was receiving from Luna, he had calmly suggested that Luna try one of them known as The Humble Panda, as she herself was fond of meditation. Luna was always open to trying new things and agreed to do so.
However she was still pissed about the whole mother twitter thing, and in order to make it up to her, Alessandro was going to take Luna Shoe Shopping.
~~~
A few hours later…Somewhere in Central Miami.
Shoes are the icing of every outfit. Women have known this for a long time. Whether casual, trendy, or elegant, every style and type imaginable requires the perfect shoe, and it’s not just about the aesthetics or colour. Whether it's; the business-like flats, to the wonderful and glamorous catwalk party pumps, classic new york boots, or the most popular choice for women, the killer heels, there is a right shoe for every occasion and every fashion need. A true fashionista like Luna was always on the lookout for the latest seasons collection.
On that note, It was a beautiful sunny day in central Miami, the air was humid and the temperatures were rising from the mid to high 70s. Alessandro found himself with Luna inside of the Louboutin Boutique in the Design District in Miami. Luna was trying on every shoe imaginable, and had a particular fondness of heels. While she was doing this, Alessandro sat in a chair of the fitting area watching Luna fashion the heels she was trying to him, while also multitasking by tweeting on his phone.
It was a clear over exaggeration. In truth, Luna was not that bad. She had her eyes on about 5, maybe 6 pairs at max, in the luxury designer store. When Luna noticed Alessandro was not paying attention to her displaying the latest pair she was wearing, and instead scrolling on his phone, she questioned him asking which one of the heels was his favorite, to test whether he was paying attention.
“Luna they’re all great. You look great in anything, the shoes don’t make you great, you make the shoes great. My personal favorite is those diamond embellished Louboutins… Et Pic Et Pump Strass. They’re great because they distribute the weight of your feet evenly, and remove any possibility of teetering in them. What’s nice about them is the platform on the front of the heel right below the toes, they shimmer beautifully. It gives you the ultimate effect, and they appear easy enough to walk in that make you fabulous. They were the ones you tried a second ago, they elevate you well enough, and are sturdy enough where the heel could be used to shank someone if things get out of hand.”
His response surprised her. Alessandro knew his shoe products. She was impressed.
“I live life in the high end, fashion on fleek always!”
“They don’t make me taller, do they?”
The primary function of a great heel is to elevate a lady’s height. Luna was more comfortable in heels than she was in flats, and Alessandro found this very intimidating, as it made Luna almost reach the same height as him and he was very insecure about it. But as it made Luna happy, and she looked great strutting herself in them, he was open to change.
“Slightly but that’s a compromise I’m willing to take.”
“Because it makes the behind more prominent?”
Alessandro was a big fan of Luna’s glutes, or in layman’s terms, her butt. Nom nom num nom.
“It’s really good for your posture.”
“Then why don’t men wear them?”
“Some do. You seen RuPaul!”
The conversation was turning into a real drag race. Did Alessandro really just spend half of his promotion material, discussing shoes, and not once mentioning his opponent, other than his initial prelude, and then ending it talking about RuPaul???
Yes! Yes he did.
But that is the beauty of an off-camera scene.
No one will ever see it.
Will they?
At first there was silence, without any words uttered by Alessandro Quagliaterre as he gazed deeply into the camera lens. He fluttered his eyes towards the camera, drawing everyone in before he spoke.
Surprised to see me here in GCWA? I’m surprised too. For the last three months I’ve been wrestling in Australia, after almost a year of being in obscurity, and absolutely crushed it down there. Until the new season starts sometime around Easter, I’m back in America ready to rumble. Where was I during this obscurity? None of your business.
If you asked me a month ago, even a week ago would I be here? I would have said no chance! Like many I’m a huge fan of wrestling. I’ll watch whatever wrestling I can consume. From big companies, to small companies. From sold out arenas, well not exactly sold out these days, given there’s a worldwide pandemic going on. But from large arenas, to bingo halls and high school gyms. You have a show that's available to view on the internet, streaming services or TV, I’ll watch it.
When there was the Righteous Rumble, a few weeks ago. I watched it. I saw Betsy Granger crushing it, not that it was any surprise to me. Betsy has been crushing it since 2018, all you bandwagon fans in 2021 who have only realised now OMG this Lady is amazing, you’re pathetic. I’ll leave the ass kissing of Betsy to James Raven, I’m not here to cuck him. I’d also say I’m sort of tight with Shawn Warstein, only known him for like a month, at first I thought he was a massive bellend, but then I saw him wrestle, he’s half alright, plus he’s good at doing banter. Point being, that gave me an itch. I had a short conversation with James, who I’ve known since 2017, he was the GOAT then, and he’s still a GOAT now, and before I could blink low and behold I’m in GCWA.
My mission, my vision in GCWA is clear and simple for everyone to understand. I’m not here to win championships. I’m not here for fame, or glory. If opportunities for championships, fame and glory come along the way I’m not going to refuse it, but my goals here are simple.
Arrive. Cause Chaos. Beat Everyone. Leave.
That cycle is going to be on rinse, recycle, and repeat until everyone on this roster is bodied by me.
Astonishingly though, that concept is challenging for so many to grasp. Aaron Warthog says he loves to get in brawls. I’m a damn good wrestler, but I’m an even better fighter, I love a good bust up and I’m not letting any person stop me from doing that. Don’t think that just because I know ⅗ of Legacy, that they’ll get an exception to that rule. I’ll turn them up sideways, just as bad as anybody else. I realize that the majority of this roster are dimwitted, and huge simps, so I’m going to have to repeat this point over and over again. I’ll do it though, because I have no problem, educating you all, and showcasing who I am.
Aaron. but you? You’re just here for a paycheck, and to take advantage of the free catering backstage. All talk, swallowing, no bite, no action. There’s nothing wrong with that. You like to eat. That’s what defines you. A lot of cowards also jibber jabber and run their mouths off, in hopes that someone will take them seriously.
Alessandro shrugged his shoulders; the arrogance in his voice in full form.
That’s the trap and mistake that your last three opponents made. They didn’t take you seriously. Rexterrestrial on 6th November, Xtreme on 13th November, and even Mike Zybala at Darkness Falls.
I won’t make that same mistake, I don’t care whether you’re the Aaron Warthogs of this world or the James Ravens. I put my body on the line like every fight was my last, I go all out, all day, all night, regardless of the name or level of opponent.
This little winning streak you got going Aaron, that ends this Friday.
How you managed to fluke three straight wins when the only thing you were hired to do is be a loser I don’t quite understand, but hey maybe GCWA takes pity on you. And now so do I.
That’s why I’m doing you a favor when we meet, Aaron.
When I beat you, and you go back to being a nobody, I’ll make sure I do the same thing the rest of this company does... Take pity on you and reward you for being a failure.
Several days later…
Undisclosed location…
At first there was silence, without any words uttered by Alessandro Quagliaterre as he gazed deeply into the camera lens. He fluttered his eyes towards the camera, drawing everyone in before he spoke.
Surprised to see me here in GCWA? I’m surprised too. For the last three months I’ve been wrestling in Australia, after almost a year of being in obscurity, and absolutely crushed it down there. Until the new season starts sometime around Easter, I’m back in America ready to rumble. Where was I during this obscurity? None of your business.
If you asked me a month ago, even a week ago would I be here? I would have said no chance! Like many I’m a huge fan of wrestling. I’ll watch whatever wrestling I can consume. From big companies, to small companies. From sold out arenas, well not exactly sold out these days, given there’s a worldwide pandemic going on. But from large arenas, to bingo halls and high school gyms. You have a show that's available to view on the internet, streaming services or TV, I’ll watch it.
When there was the Righteous Rumble, a few weeks ago. I watched it. I saw Betsy Granger crushing it, not that it was any surprise to me. Betsy has been crushing it since 2018, all you bandwagon fans in 2021 who have only realised now OMG this Lady is amazing, you’re pathetic. I’ll leave the ass kissing of Betsy to James Raven, I’m not here to cuck him. I’d also say I’m sort of tight with Shawn Warstein, only known him for like a month, at first I thought he was a massive bellend, but then I saw him wrestle, he’s half alright, plus he’s good at doing banter. Point being, that gave me an itch. I had a short conversation with James, who I’ve known since 2017, he was the GOAT then, and he’s still a GOAT now, and before I could blink low and behold I’m in GCWA.
My mission, my vision in GCWA is clear and simple for everyone to understand. I’m not here to win championships. I’m not here for fame, or glory. If opportunities for championships, fame and glory come along the way I’m not going to refuse it, but my goals here are simple.
Arrive. Cause Chaos. Beat Everyone. Leave.
That cycle is going to be on rinse, recycle, and repeat until everyone on this roster is bodied by me.
Astonishingly though, that concept is challenging for so many to grasp. Aaron Warthog says he loves to get in brawls. I’m a damn good wrestler, but I’m an even better fighter, I love a good bust up and I’m not letting any person stop me from doing that. Don’t think that just because I know ⅗ of Legacy, that they’ll get an exception to that rule. I’ll turn them up sideways, just as bad as anybody else. I realize that the majority of this roster are dimwitted, and huge simps, so I’m going to have to repeat this point over and over again. I’ll do it though, because I have no problem, educating you all, and showcasing who I am.
Aaron. but you? You’re just here for a paycheck, and to take advantage of the free catering backstage. All talk, swallowing, no bite, no action. There’s nothing wrong with that. You like to eat. That’s what defines you. A lot of cowards also jibber jabber and run their mouths off, in hopes that someone will take them seriously.
Alessandro shrugged his shoulders; the arrogance in his voice in full form.
That’s the trap and mistake that your last three opponents made. They didn’t take you seriously. Rexterrestrial on 6th November, Xtreme on 13th November, and even Mike Zybala at Darkness Falls.
I won’t make that same mistake, I don’t care whether you’re the Aaron Warthogs of this world or the James Ravens. I put my body on the line like every fight was my last, I go all out, all day, all night, regardless of the name or level of opponent.
This little winning streak you got going Aaron, that ends this Friday.
How you managed to fluke three straight wins when the only thing you were hired to do is be a loser I don’t quite understand, but hey maybe GCWA takes pity on you. And now so do I.
That’s why I’m doing you a favor when we meet, Aaron.
When I beat you, and you go back to being a nobody, I’ll make sure I do the same thing the rest of this company does... Take pity on you and reward you for being a failure.