Post by Dex Griffin on Jan 7, 2021 0:00:03 GMT -6
| DEX’S CABIN | NOORVIK, ALASKA | JANUARY 3RD, 2021|
The sound of a very familiar game is heard to open the scene up.
“RUTABOOGA”
After the odd gibberish, the camera reveals a man sitting in a chair in front of a massive TV. Crash Bandicoot was being played on the Xbox console. The man playing the game has long hair, tattoos all over his body, and a very short temper. Thankfully for his controller, TV, and everything around him, he’s been flying through this game with ease.
“Get wrecked.”
Another level beat for the tatted man. He takes a sip from the glass of water next to him and then starts the next level, which just so happened to be the second to last level of the entire game. He starts the level and immediately starts destroying. The long haired individual doesn’t miss a single coin, secret, nor does he take a lick of damage. Not long later, another level is beaten.
“This shit is too easy.”
The tatted man doesn’t waste any time and starts the final level of the game. Guess what happens next! Another flawless level? Absolutely. He just defeated Crash.
“I made Crash my bitch. Nothing new there.”
This mystery man sets the controller down and stands up. He raises his arms out and stretches before starting to walk around. The place looked just like a cabin. Wood everything, fireplace that was currently lit - the difference was the outside. This wasn’t a cabin in the woods, but rather a cabin on the ice. The man looks out the window to show a snowmobile parked right up front. He then walks into the bathroom and looks into the mirror. You see the face of Dex Griffin, which you probably already assumed anyways. Dex pulls his hair back, walks out of the bathroom and grabs a coat, douses the fire in the fireplace, then walks out of the cabin. He starts up the snowmobile and drives away.
While Dex is driving, his surroundings change more than you’d think. You see tons of snow and ice, all the way up to him reaching the Western Arctic. What should be ice, is melted and is just water. He parks the snowmobile a little ways away. When he steps off and into the snow, he sees this in the distance:
Alistair is back from a recent trip to St. Elmo, Colorado and wherever the hell he was taken after by Kallie Reznik. That’s a whole other story for a different time, though. He’s definitely enjoying being back in his natural habitat. Dex gets closer and Alistair peeks his head out of the snow. Immediately, Ali charges at him. Dex knows what’s coming next and prepares himself. When Alistair gets close, instead of being tackled like Dex originally expected, he slides in the snow right in front of him. Dex drops down and starts to pet him. Alistair then stands up and gives Dex a hug.
“Easy there buddy. I’ve missed you, too.”
Alistair takes a seat in the snow while Dex looks around them to see if there’s any sign of potential harm or anything.
“Where’s all your friends, dude?”
After a few seconds, Alistair releases a tiny roar and basically just claws thin air.
“I see, well you got me for a little bit and then I gotta go away, okay? What do you want to do?”
Right after asking, Dex knew he made a mistake. He was wrong about Alistair tackling him, but this time he just knew exactly what the big bear wanted to do. Alistair got back up on all fours and started to shake his butt.
“Dude, come on. Every time. Shouldn’t you be pouncing on a seal or something?”
Alistair is definitely ignoring Dex now as stands up and continues to dance.
“I swear you got me acting different around you than I do normally.”
Both of them start to dance together before Alistair charges and slides in the snow again.
“I see you got yourself a new little trick. You be sliding into any female polar bear DMs?”
Alistair hides his face in the snow, as if he was being shy.
“Alright, homie. I’m gonna drive around a bit, but I’ll come back later to play with you more. Is that okay? I’m sorry I’ve been so busy lately.”
Either Alistair couldn’t hear him or he was ignoring Dex completely since he didn’t budge and kept his face hidden. Dex patted him on the back and then walked back to his snowmobile. Before leaving he decided to watch Alistair for a second. He started to walk away on all fours and then just dove into the water.
At this point, Dex decided to start the engine again and drive off. He made his way back to Noorvik. The camera pans behind him as he’s driving. The snow from the back of the snowmobile hit the camera and the scene fades out.
GCWA ARENA | DALLAS, TEXAS | JANUARY 5TH, 2021
“Being the new person anywhere you go is never easy. Do you try to fit in? Do you act like yourself and hope for the best? Or do you just not give a fuck at all and just do your thing? You don’t really know me yet, but I will always choose to not give a fuck and just do my thing. I’m not here to please anyone and I’m definitely not here to make friends. The name is Dex Griffin and believe it or not, I’m actually new to the professional wrestling scene. My career started because a video of me wrestling my polar bear sidekick, Alistair, went viral. I’m not sure how someone caught the video and I’m not sure if I thank them or find them and kick their ass for altering my life. I was happy living my life in solidarity. Now I have fucking signings, commercials, I have to be more active on social media than I was before… shit’s just stupid. No matter, I’m here.
I actually just had my first professional match just less than a month ago in Project: Honor. They had their Pay-Per-View; Unbreakable Resolution, and several of us secluded in St. Elmo, Colorado for a Purge Match. Shit got crazy, I’ll just start by saying that. The highlight besides me being as awesome as I am, was definitely Alistair carrying off some stupid ass nazi in his teeth and taking him who-knows-where. That’s the cool thing about having a polar bear sidekick. If I bring him somewhere with me, it’s probably to make sure no one fucks with me. We have a saying and it goes, ‘fuck around and find out’. Basically if you fuck around and try to mess with me, you’ll find out you made a stupid decision and regret it soon after. Anyways, my next match is actually on the 8th, which is the day after my debut with this place.
I decided to join GCWA for a few reasons which will be explained in great detail over time. The first reason was because I thoroughly enjoyed the havoc caused by my bare hands. The pain I can inflict on people is a joy I never thought I had until wrestling. I guess I can thank that person for that. My first match was announced which takes place on Thursday. I’ll be facing off some dude named Crash in singles action. Let’s just pause for a second. This dude’s name is fucking Crash. I just beat Crash in a flawless manor just a few days again back at my cabin. It was LIGHT WORK. I fully expect this Crash to be the same way. I just have to collect all the coins and find the secrets right? Hit all the boxes? Or am I going against a human named Crash, because no parents would have called their child that while sober.
Crash, dude, I’d apologize, but… I don’t care. You’re the first victim, which is very cliche I know. I’ve heard all the talk since joining, but again, I don’t care. I’m here to put faces into the mat and make you cry to mommy later wishing you had never gotten into wrestling. We’ll see what happens, but I’ll just inform you of the tragedy that will be your career when I’m done with ya. See ya in a few days, dude. Enjoy them.”
