Post by zybala on Jan 15, 2021 8:51:14 GMT -6
You know that you love when I post these. Especially when Ace let me in on some show secrets to work around segments I sent in. Here you go, ladies and gentlemen!
Alessandro Quagliaterre vs. Dylan Thomas: This is a battle of the egos. The two spend a good majority of the match arguing who the better looking one is. The fans boo, hating this. Eventually the ring literally collapses under the shear weight of both egos, garnering the biggest pop of the match. The match is ruled a no contest.
Segment: The fans break out singing "Don't Stop Believing" while ring crew frantically rushes to get the ring put back together.
Raging Dead vs. Shawn Warstein: This match is a good by the number technical battle between to veterans. The match takes a weird turn as Sunday runs out and attacks Warstein! He lays out the N.A. champ then pulls off his mask, revealing himself to be The Lord of Hell, Satan!! Satan opens up a portal back to Hell, taking Raging Dead with him. Warstein wins by disqualification.
Justice Cross vs. Kylie Moore: Cross absolutely destroys Moore while the crowd slips into a 90's mentality and chant "Puppies" the whole match. Cross wins after hitting her finisher. I'm too lazy to look up the name.
Dex Griffin vs. Atara Themis: Both competitors don't really feel like fighting and proceed to have the most epic game of Rock, Paper, Scissors to determine the winner. While the crowd is bored at first, they get interested in the match after 20 rounds of ties. By round 50, the fans are cheering each tie. By round 100, people start calling up Guinness World Record. However, all good things must come to an end. After 726 ties, an exhausted Griffin throws paper as an equally tired Themis throws scissors! The crowd gives the loudest boo ever as this epic battle comes to an end. Themis wins via scissors.
Terry Marshall vs. E.W. Montgomery, Grudge match: These two don't even wait for the bell to ring. They attack each other right away. The ref manages to get them separated long enough to call for the bell to start the match. After a fast paced, high flying match that nobody expected from the two big men, Montgomery gets the win with a surprise roll-up after The Dark Lord comes out and Force Chokes Marshall! He then joins Montgomery and announces that they are starting the NEW Nefarious Wrestling Outsiders!!
The Sins of the Fathers vs. The Malvados, GCWA World Tag-Team Titles match: Easily the match of the night. You thought you've seen great matches in GCWA? You've ain't seen shit! The Righteous Rumble? Pfft! Warriors of the Ring Tourney? Trash! Brack Friday Bunduru? All shit compared to this absolute masterpiece Andy has written. You better get comfortable because this is like THREE PPVs worth of action. Andy is exhausted by writing it, the make believe wrestler are tired from fighting it, the fake fans are hoarse from screaming and cheering so long from watching it, and your eyes will go temporarily blind from reading this tour dé force of writing. You will NOT want to put this one down. After what feels like days of pure bliss and entertainment, The Malvados use Some Twin Magic trickery to fool Sins to get the 1,2,3, and become the Unified GCWA/Outsiders Tag Team Champions!
Alessandro Quagliaterre vs. Dylan Thomas: This is a battle of the egos. The two spend a good majority of the match arguing who the better looking one is. The fans boo, hating this. Eventually the ring literally collapses under the shear weight of both egos, garnering the biggest pop of the match. The match is ruled a no contest.
Segment: The fans break out singing "Don't Stop Believing" while ring crew frantically rushes to get the ring put back together.
Raging Dead vs. Shawn Warstein: This match is a good by the number technical battle between to veterans. The match takes a weird turn as Sunday runs out and attacks Warstein! He lays out the N.A. champ then pulls off his mask, revealing himself to be The Lord of Hell, Satan!! Satan opens up a portal back to Hell, taking Raging Dead with him. Warstein wins by disqualification.
Justice Cross vs. Kylie Moore: Cross absolutely destroys Moore while the crowd slips into a 90's mentality and chant "Puppies" the whole match. Cross wins after hitting her finisher. I'm too lazy to look up the name.
Dex Griffin vs. Atara Themis: Both competitors don't really feel like fighting and proceed to have the most epic game of Rock, Paper, Scissors to determine the winner. While the crowd is bored at first, they get interested in the match after 20 rounds of ties. By round 50, the fans are cheering each tie. By round 100, people start calling up Guinness World Record. However, all good things must come to an end. After 726 ties, an exhausted Griffin throws paper as an equally tired Themis throws scissors! The crowd gives the loudest boo ever as this epic battle comes to an end. Themis wins via scissors.
Terry Marshall vs. E.W. Montgomery, Grudge match: These two don't even wait for the bell to ring. They attack each other right away. The ref manages to get them separated long enough to call for the bell to start the match. After a fast paced, high flying match that nobody expected from the two big men, Montgomery gets the win with a surprise roll-up after The Dark Lord comes out and Force Chokes Marshall! He then joins Montgomery and announces that they are starting the NEW Nefarious Wrestling Outsiders!!
The Sins of the Fathers vs. The Malvados, GCWA World Tag-Team Titles match: Easily the match of the night. You thought you've seen great matches in GCWA? You've ain't seen shit! The Righteous Rumble? Pfft! Warriors of the Ring Tourney? Trash! Brack Friday Bunduru? All shit compared to this absolute masterpiece Andy has written. You better get comfortable because this is like THREE PPVs worth of action. Andy is exhausted by writing it, the make believe wrestler are tired from fighting it, the fake fans are hoarse from screaming and cheering so long from watching it, and your eyes will go temporarily blind from reading this tour dé force of writing. You will NOT want to put this one down. After what feels like days of pure bliss and entertainment, The Malvados use Some Twin Magic trickery to fool Sins to get the 1,2,3, and become the Unified GCWA/Outsiders Tag Team Champions!
