Post by zybala on Jan 29, 2021 8:11:53 GMT -6
Miss Fury vs. PerZag vs. Chad Vargas, Golden Opportunity Climb The Rockies Ladder match
Vargas starts the match off by yelling that women don't belong in the ring. This pisses off Fury. He then calls Fury prettier than PerZag, which pisses him off. The two gang up on Vargas and take him out early. The match is a good one with a lot of back and forth action. Zag looks like he's going to win, but his ladder turns out to be a hazardous one! It breaks before Zag can grab the briefcase. Fury gets a good ladder and wins the match.
The Big Bifford vs. E.W. Montgomery vs. Crash Rodriguez, GCWA Golden Opportunity Bucking Broncos Street Fight match
Biff horrifies everyone by trying to ride an actual horse to the ring. The poor beast's legs break under Biff's weight. The match goes 100 miles a minute with fast paced and hard hitting violence. At one point, Biff tries to help the ref make a count to pick up a few pointers for the main event. The match ends when Crash and E.W. pick up the now dead horse and throw it at Biff. With Biff out, E.W. smashes Crash with a chair to get the pin.
Enforcer(c) vs. Alessandro Quagliaterre, GCWA World Television Title match
A.Q. brings a box to the ring. While Enforcer is getting a good luck kiss from his wife, A.Q. opens the box and pours the contents over Enforcer. IT'S SPIDERS!! Enforcer's arachnophobia kicks in hard and he freaks out and has a panic attack! A.Q. hits him with a surprise roll-up for the win.
Outcast(c) vs. Jackson Hart, GCWA Unified X-Division Title Chairs match
This is a classic title match. It will easily make any "Best Of" DVD or special. The match turns into a no contest when The Uber-Man emerges from the crowd and takes both men out with a chair! He then grabs the X-Division title high over his head, standing over the two fallen men.
The Sins of the Fathers (Marcus Ka'Derrion & Xavier Lux)(c) vs. The A-List (Dave Branson & Dylan Thomas), GCWA World Tag-Team Titles match
Holy Shit! This match has more cameos than a Marvel movie! The A-List enter the arena first accompanied by Lord Alton, Tank and Vincenzo. They all look smug waiting for Sins to come out. That smugness doesn't last long when The S.o.t.F. walk out flanked by Outsiders Tag champs The Malvado Brothers and United X-Division champ Barry! This match is mind blowing! Back and forth action, both teams in control at various points, and ALL the interference from both sides. The match devolves into a huge brawl with all ten men. The ref is about to rule the match a no contest when Ace and Zybala come out. They both announce that the match is now a 5 on 5 winner take all match! If you thought the match was good before, oh boy. You ain't seen nothing yet. All ten men give there all. Tank hits a frog splash on Marcus! Xavier lands a moonsault on everyone brawling outside of the ring. Dylan and Allton (who remembers to wear his leg braces) hit a double Tope Suicida onto everyone! The Malvado's double chokeslame on Vincenzo! The match ends when Barry and Allton are brawling and Dylan manages to get a blind tag. Dylan hits The Perfect Finisher on Barry and wins it for The A-List.
Shawn Warstein(c) vs. Mike Zybala, GCWA North American Title match
Tired of my spoilers, Andy writes in an actual avatar of himself and makes Warstein win by default.
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Mack O'Connor(c)(2) vs. Betsy Granger(2), GCWA World Heavyweight Title match
Special Enforcer - The Big Bifford
Early on, Biff leaves the match in a pout when he realizes he can't use his enforcer authority to become part of the match. The ref looks pissed at his backup leaving. Betsy and Mack wage war with each other regardless. After a back and forth match, Betsy as Mack on the ground. She does her trademark dab before going for the kill. However, she accidentally pokes the nearby ref in the eye! As she's checking on the ref, Mack gets up and goes for a spear! Betsy moves out of the way and the ref gets nailed! The two fight more when suddenly Sunday comes running out in a ref shirt! Before he can reach the ring, Sunday is caught by Warstein, whose rage as given him Flash-like speed. He beats the shit out of Sunday and drags him to the back. Ref eventually comes to just in time for Mack to hit a Hollow Point for the win!
Vargas starts the match off by yelling that women don't belong in the ring. This pisses off Fury. He then calls Fury prettier than PerZag, which pisses him off. The two gang up on Vargas and take him out early. The match is a good one with a lot of back and forth action. Zag looks like he's going to win, but his ladder turns out to be a hazardous one! It breaks before Zag can grab the briefcase. Fury gets a good ladder and wins the match.
The Big Bifford vs. E.W. Montgomery vs. Crash Rodriguez, GCWA Golden Opportunity Bucking Broncos Street Fight match
Biff horrifies everyone by trying to ride an actual horse to the ring. The poor beast's legs break under Biff's weight. The match goes 100 miles a minute with fast paced and hard hitting violence. At one point, Biff tries to help the ref make a count to pick up a few pointers for the main event. The match ends when Crash and E.W. pick up the now dead horse and throw it at Biff. With Biff out, E.W. smashes Crash with a chair to get the pin.
Enforcer(c) vs. Alessandro Quagliaterre, GCWA World Television Title match
A.Q. brings a box to the ring. While Enforcer is getting a good luck kiss from his wife, A.Q. opens the box and pours the contents over Enforcer. IT'S SPIDERS!! Enforcer's arachnophobia kicks in hard and he freaks out and has a panic attack! A.Q. hits him with a surprise roll-up for the win.
Outcast(c) vs. Jackson Hart, GCWA Unified X-Division Title Chairs match
This is a classic title match. It will easily make any "Best Of" DVD or special. The match turns into a no contest when The Uber-Man emerges from the crowd and takes both men out with a chair! He then grabs the X-Division title high over his head, standing over the two fallen men.
The Sins of the Fathers (Marcus Ka'Derrion & Xavier Lux)(c) vs. The A-List (Dave Branson & Dylan Thomas), GCWA World Tag-Team Titles match
Holy Shit! This match has more cameos than a Marvel movie! The A-List enter the arena first accompanied by Lord Alton, Tank and Vincenzo. They all look smug waiting for Sins to come out. That smugness doesn't last long when The S.o.t.F. walk out flanked by Outsiders Tag champs The Malvado Brothers and United X-Division champ Barry! This match is mind blowing! Back and forth action, both teams in control at various points, and ALL the interference from both sides. The match devolves into a huge brawl with all ten men. The ref is about to rule the match a no contest when Ace and Zybala come out. They both announce that the match is now a 5 on 5 winner take all match! If you thought the match was good before, oh boy. You ain't seen nothing yet. All ten men give there all. Tank hits a frog splash on Marcus! Xavier lands a moonsault on everyone brawling outside of the ring. Dylan and Allton (who remembers to wear his leg braces) hit a double Tope Suicida onto everyone! The Malvado's double chokeslame on Vincenzo! The match ends when Barry and Allton are brawling and Dylan manages to get a blind tag. Dylan hits The Perfect Finisher on Barry and wins it for The A-List.
Shawn Warstein(c) vs. Mike Zybala, GCWA North American Title match
Tired of my spoilers, Andy writes in an actual avatar of himself and makes Warstein win by default.
Main Event[/i]
Mack O'Connor(c)(2) vs. Betsy Granger(2), GCWA World Heavyweight Title match
Special Enforcer - The Big Bifford
Early on, Biff leaves the match in a pout when he realizes he can't use his enforcer authority to become part of the match. The ref looks pissed at his backup leaving. Betsy and Mack wage war with each other regardless. After a back and forth match, Betsy as Mack on the ground. She does her trademark dab before going for the kill. However, she accidentally pokes the nearby ref in the eye! As she's checking on the ref, Mack gets up and goes for a spear! Betsy moves out of the way and the ref gets nailed! The two fight more when suddenly Sunday comes running out in a ref shirt! Before he can reach the ring, Sunday is caught by Warstein, whose rage as given him Flash-like speed. He beats the shit out of Sunday and drags him to the back. Ref eventually comes to just in time for Mack to hit a Hollow Point for the win!
The A-List inducted him into their ranks only to turn on him months later and screw him over to get Allton his Outsiders title back. See Controlled Chaos. 
