Post by tonythespider on Feb 10, 2021 20:09:23 GMT -6
---------------Somehwere in Smalltown USA---------------------------
"Tony!!!Tony!!!", Sally's voice echoes through the halls of the house. "Where are you? I need help."
Sally is in the living room chasing after the triplets, Tony, Toni, and Toné. The room is a mess, toys are everywhere, spilled milk, and loose diapers. Sally looks a mess and Tony is nowhere in sight. A rubber ball zooms through the air that nearly decapitates Sally.
"You have a great arm there Toni. Make sure you do that when your dad comes here."
Sally wrangles the 3 year olds and places them in their play pen. She takes a big huff and stomps up the stairs.
------------------Meanwhile----------
"Betsy Granger, I can''t wait until I get in that ring with you. I know your knees must be hurting, and maybe your back is sore. You're not used to doing things on your own. I'm okay with that. Seems like every-time I see you, the rest of your Bukakke gang is around. But I'm okay with that. Wouldn't be the first time I had to wait around in a gang bang. Seems like you have your heart on James Raven, your mind on Mack O'Connor and your ears on Shawn Warstein. Well maybe you should keep your eyes on Tony the Spider. I hear you like it through Betsy. You like getting your hair pulled, and your face slapped. I don't have a problem doing any of those things. It's going to be a fun time"
Tony hears Sally call him through the door of the bathroom. "Tony!Tony! What are you doing in there?"
"Hold up a second Sal, I'm almost done in here." Tony puts his phone down and stands up, his pants are at his feet and he has an erection.
Sally bursts through the door and doesn't seem surprised.
"Tony. It's 2 in the afternoon."
Tony reaches quickly to pull his pants up, he reaches for his fanny pack that's hanging on the towel rack. Sally bends down to pick up his phone and finds a picture of Betsy Granger in a swimsuit.
"Uh. Sally it's not what you're thinking." Tony reaches for the phone, but Sally pulls it away.
Sally scrolls through the rest of his picture gallery and there are 100s of saved photos of Betsy Granger, most of them are action shots in the ring, but some are fakes with her head cropped on a nude body.
"Tony! This is the girl you are wrestling this week? I should have known. You creep. I thought I could trust you this time." Sally raises a fist as Tony flinches.
"Sally, those pictures are just for research purposes. I was just...."
Sally swings at Tony with the hand holding the phone, Tony ducks just in time as the phone sails out of her hand and into the toilet on pile of Tony's poo.
Tony looks down at the phone, then back at Sally. "I didn't even flush yet Sally."
'Well that's what you get for being a pervert Tony. While you are in here fantasizing about some skinny tramp I'm at my wit's end with the triplets. They don't listen." Sally lets out a sigh and wipes her brow.
Tony looks down at the phone covered in poop contemplating how he is going to fish it out. "They are only 3 years old Sally. They're just kids."
"Well I need some help with them. You're always telling me you're too busy, you're training for your next match, your working on selling merchandise. But you spend half the day in the bathroom, and yet you haven't bathed in weeks."
Tony lifts his right arm and and sniffs his arm pit. "I smell fine."
"Can you help me with the kids or not? "
Tony searches for gloves under the sink, but there are none.
"I'm busy Sally, I have to get my phone out. You threw it in this pile of shit. I need to send a text to the GCWA."
"I've had it with Tony!!!" Sally stomps her foot, then walks away.
"Now ain't this some shit?" Tony reaches slowly into the toilet and carefully grabs the end of the phone that is not covered in shit. He smiles as he is able to pull it out- then suddenly the phone buzzes, it startles him and he fumbles it. The phone is in air and in that brief moment, Tony has 2 options.
1- try and catch the phone, but he will surely get a handful of poo.
2- let the phone drop and hope that it doesn't break.
"Fuck it." he says to himself as he reaches to grab the phone, then at the last second he lets it drop. The phone shatters when it makes impact with the floor. It's not a Nokia.
Tony decides he will deal with this later and heads to look for Sally so he can use her phone to dial GCWA headquarters.
"Sally!Sal...Sally!"
The house seems awfully quiet. Tony heads down the stairs and into the living room. The triplets are keeping themselves busy by ripping apart the couch.
"Tony, Toni, Toné! where's momma?"
"Mama not here", Toni says as she sticks a her thumb in her mouth.
"Mama say bye." Tony junior points to the door.
Toné reaches into her diaper and then takes a big whiff.
"Your mother is gone?"
Tony looks out the window and sees that the SUV is gone but the Ford Pinto remains.
"Ive got this match with Betsy coming up this Friday, and I need to focus on beating her. The last time I wrestler a woman there was a complaint that she could feel my erection when I went for a piledriver. She claimed I nearly poked her eye out. So I've got to learn how to control that. I know that Betsy is used to getting slapped by one eyed snaked, but I know that I can't get in trouble again. Maybe I'll fight her with my eyes closed. or maybe I'll tell them that it was the cup I was wearing and not a hard on. But then I think about what her move set is and I get nervous. She does a hurricanrana driver. will that mean that her crotch will be near where my mouth is? She does an indian deathlock where literally her butt is in the air. I might have to have her keep her distance, she really likes getting close. Another thing that worries me about Betsy is that her hair is nice. It's not as nice as mine but it is nice. It would be a shame if I had to rip some of her flowing blonde locks off as I'm grabbing her by her hair."
One of the triplets start crying, the another cries, then all 3 begin crying. Tony looks around for Sally, then remembers that she is gone.
--------------------------6 hours later------------------------
Tony is driving the Ford Pinto and the triplets are in the back asleep. A tune comes on the radio and Tony's eyes lights up.
"Ohh I love this song." He begins to hum along to the music and sings along to "Ballad of Ole Betsy" by the Beach Boys.
Betsy, Betsy, ahh
She was born in '32, and was she ever pretty
She rode a freight train west, all the way from Detroit city
Betsy's seen more places than I'll ever hope to see
Betsy's been more loyal than any friend could be
With some she traveled fast, with others it was slow
Betsy's seen them all, she'd seen them come and go
She must have had some others before I finally met her
And now that she's all mine, they'd better just forget her
Betsy was a lady and that she will remain
Betsy took some beatings but she never once complained
She had a classic beauty that everyone could see
I was the last to meet her, but she gave her life to me
She may be rusted iron, but to me she's solid gold
And I just can't hold the tears back
'Cause Betsy's growing old
It will be another 5 hours until he reaches Dallas. He looks back at the triplets again then back at the road and swerves to avoid hitting a deer.
"That was a close call." he says as he turns down the radio.
----------------meanwhile back in SmallTown, USA----------------
Sally parks the SUV in the driveway and makes her way to the door. She just needed some time to vent and her sister Molly was happy to oblige. Molly in typical fashion tried to convince Sally to leave Tony. But you love who you love. So after a couple of cigarettes and a bottle of wine, Sally was ready to go back and give Tony another chance. She tried calling on her way back but he didn't pick up his phone.
As she opened the door to the house, a waft of poo smell travels up her nose. "Oh My God. Tony! I hope you cleaned up that mess." Sally steps over a couple of toys, then heads up to the kids' room. The kids aren't there. She calls out for Tony and heads over to their bedroom, and he's not there. She walks by the bathroom and sees the shitty phone on the floor. She then realizes that the Ford Pinto was not in the driveway. Sally runs down quickly and gets into the SUV and begins to drive.
"I'm going to kill that good for nothing Spider when I catch up to him. Taking my kids to a wrestling event. Who's going to watch them while he is rolling around in the ring with that skank Betsy?"
Sally turns the radio on to the oldies station and the DJ is introducing the next song.
"This is an old classic by Evelyn Knight titled Betsy. Enjoy."
The song begins to play.
"Ooh Betsy Sweet Betsy....."
Sally mumbles to herself as she steps on the gas pedal. "Betsy huh? Sweet Betsy?" We'll see about that....
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"Betsy shouldn't be looking past me. She's made a big mistake. This Friday I'll prove to Sally and I'll prove to the world that not only can I beat Betsy Granger, but I'll also do it with my kids at ringside. Sally will see how great a father I am and will come back to me with arms wide open. This Friday You're in Danger Betsy Granger and your legacy will have to stand on the outside with their hands on their cock because its my turn for the money shot."