Post by Dylan Thomas on Oct 15, 2019 10:24:49 GMT -6
The last time we saw Dylan and Lissandra Thomas, Lissandra was doing her greatest Steve McQueen impression and breaking out of the Hollywood hospital and making her way to Dallas in order to meet with a secret person, whom she contacted in order to help Dylan to get some wins so long as Dylan helped this person with their problems. We know now that this person was The Incredible One who had something of an Ed Houston problem. Who knows where this alliance will end up? But right now the Thomas’s cannot be happier.
Last week on Inferno, the Thomas’s officially aligned with The Incredible One much to everyone’s chagrin – but they are at least putting the entire wrestling world on notice. Dylan Thomas with his equally conniving wife and The Incredible One are officially going to take over the Wrestling world. Dylan’s hunger for success and Lissandra’s business brains and acumen with The Incredible One’s desire to be the best wrestler on the planet, there is seemingly not much that can stop the three of them. This week Dylan is set to face off against Chad Vargas and Crash Rodriguez in a number one contender’s, triple threat match for the GCWA X-Division championship.
We join the Thomas’s now as they visit their very good friend the German Supermodel and well known Media Mogul and business woman Heidi Klum up in the Bel-air part of Los Angeles. The Thomas’s ring the door bell and Dylan looks at Lissandra whilst they wait. He smiles.
Dylan: You OK, babe?
Lissandra: Of course honey.
A few minutes go by and Heidi Klum answers the door.
Lissandra: Darling!
Klum: Darling!
They kiss cheeks and Dylan does the same. The three of them then make their way into Heidi Klum’s twelve square acre back garden – complete with outside pool.
Klum: Lissie, darling what brings you out here? I thought you and Dylan would have your hands full at the moment what with the er… CGWA and your baby on the way.
Lissandra: GCWA, darling. Also my baby is still growing right now. It isn’t as far along as they imagined. To be honest Heidi… we thought we would come to see you – did you enjoy Leo DiCaprio’s party out in Belize?
Klum: Oh yes! Darlings listen… I’m glad you’re here. I need your expertise.
Dylan: Oh?
Klum: You two are in the wrestling business and I’m looking to expand over into the wrestling business.
Lissandra: You want to learn how to wrestle?
Dylan and Lissandra look at one another startled.
Dylan: I mean yeah, I could teach you but I’m not sure what you’re going to gain from all of this….
Klum: What? Oh. Oh no. Lissie, dear… I’m producing a new clothing line of sportswear! Wrestling gear included. And I’m thinking that your er… GCWA? Would be the perfect platform to see how things are going with it. Dylan dear… You’re my first guinea pig.
Relieved, Dylan and Lissandra both look at one another and smile whilst Heidi Klum smiles broadly.
Klum: Now… You’ve had the same ring gear for a few years now darling. It’s time to change it up.
Dylan: What did you have in mind? I do have a triple threat match coming up this week – I need to stand out!
Klum: Exactly!
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After a few hours of discussing Dylan’s new ring attire which now consists of the over indulgent colour of gold shorts, black knee pads and wrist tape and gold boots, Dylan and Lissandra say goodbye to Heidi Klum and make their way to LAX airport in their custom made blacked out sedan being as ever, driven by George.
Dylan: George, to Kansas City.
Lissandra: Kansas City?
Lissandra thinks for a moment and suddenly she smirks realising why Dylan wants to head to Kansas City.
Lissandra: Ah.
Dylan: ‘Ah’ what?
Dylan winks at Lissandra.
Lissandra: You’re preparing for your ‘role’ in your match. You want to find out what makes this Crash Rodriguez tick don’t you, baby? Very clever indeed. Well I’ve got to be honest with you baby… I don’t think much does make Crash tick. The guy is a psychopath!
Dylan: Yeah…. Who wears barbed wire on their head?
After a few hours, they land in Kansas City and the Thomas’s don’t look impressed.
Dylan: What. A. Dump. Very built up, sure… but where’s the pizazz? The panache?
Lissandra: I quite agree. It’s no Hollywood. Though I have heard that Kansas City Zoo is located in Swope Park. Let’s be tourists!
Lissandra and Dylan make their way to Kansas City Zoo where they are instantly recognised by some people and a few kids. One of these kids is wearing a Crash Rodriguez t-shirt. Dylan walks up to the kid, unimpressed.
Dylan: Excuse me, kid?
Kid: Yeah?
Dylan: You’re a fan of Crash Rodriguez I see?
The kid looks at Dylan carefully and nods. The kid’s father walks over to Dylan in order to protect his son.
Kid’s father: Crash Rodriguez is the hometown hero – and he’s CERTAINLY going to kick your sorry ass on Friday Night! You’re nothing Dylan – you have no chance on Friday at Inferno. Crash is going to kick your ass and even if he doesn’t, Chad Vargas most certainly will.
Dylan: Listen pal, I am GCWA’s Blue Chipper. Rodriguez…. I’m surprised he can tie his shoes in the morning and Vargas? I’m not worried about Vargas.
The father and son duo walk off with the father shaking his head, smiling.
Dylan: Asshole.
Lissandra: I know baby… I know.
Lissandra and Dylan make their way to the Tiger enclosure hand in hand and Dylan suddenly gets an idea. He gets out his phone and loads up Facebook Live.
Dylan: Sooo….to all of the Dylan Section out there… we’re here in Kansas City and while the vast majority of it is a dump...we’re here looking at the Tigers of the Kansas City Zoo. Tigers Crash, they remind me of me and The Incredible One. Apex Predators – everything that tigers do is deliberate. Everything that I do in that ring is deliberate – and on Friday Night Inferno you’re gonna find out just how deliberate I’m gonna be. See, at Homecoming… I may have lost my North American title but who is talking about the fact that Duce Jones won? NOBODY! Y’know why?! They’re talking about the fact that I, Dylan James Thomas, took Duce to the VERY limit and then! AND then was screwed out of the title by shoddy officiating.
Dylan moves the camera to film a tiger eating its dinner.
Dylan: It’s fascinating really. Zoos that have tigers – they only feed their tigers once every three days or so. Why? Because out in the wild, tigers would not always get a meal so they don’t want their animals getting fat. Tigers gorge themselves until they sleep – much like the Romans did. And Crash? I’m constantly hungry as well! I’m hungry for success in GCWA and yeah… I’ve started off well, but I wasn’t North American Champion for as long as I would have liked. This Friday at Inferno. That changes: I walk out the number one contender for the X-Division title.
Dylan brings the camera back so he and Lissandra are looking into it once again. They smirk.
Lissandra: But… baby… what about Chad Vargas?
Dylan: Who?
Lissandra: Chad Vargas.
Dylan: Chad Vargas… Oh yeah… Lissie, haven’t we been to Tennessee?
Lissandra: We have.
Dylan: Yeah! It was a dump there too, as I recall? With people as backward as they are up in Texas.
Dylan and Lissandra both smirk.
Dylan: Mr. Vargas… I’ve said before that I watched OCW when it was open and I have to admit you had OCW by the balls and I had to smile at that. But here we are in the GCWA and here you are for one more ‘Legendary’ run before you end up on your zimmer frame huh? Look… You may have been around the block and done it all in the business but you see the Barrows Brothers said it themselves when Jonny boy took out his own father – GCWA is for the NEW BLOOD to take over and that’s exactly what I plan to do.
Dylan looks straight into the camera.
Dylan: You might look at me as some green VERY new blood – someone that has just come out of wrestling school just because no-one from inside of the GCWA had ever heard of me from a wrestling perspective. But I’ve changed that now. The DT Brand is bigger than ever and when I become the new number one contender for the X-Division title, the stock of the GCWA is going to skyrocket once more. You might be a legend of the business, but you’re still from Tennessee where everyone – just like those in Texas – eat nothing but roadkill it would seem.
A lot of messages from people in both Texas and Tennessee are now getting through to Dylan and his live feed. He smiles.
Dylan: Oh come on! You guys know I’m right. Get off your high horses and shut up. I hate keyboard warriors.
Lissandra off camera taps her watch.
Dylan: OK… let me wrap this up. Boys… this Friday, that number one contender’s match is being won by the only logical choice – someone who is a world wide icon. Someone who is wrestling A – List – hell someone who is AN A-List. Someone who is Perfection, Personified. Me. Dylan Thomas. Lissie? Let’s see what Kansas has in terms of food… Bye…
Dylan turns his phone off whilst smirking to the camera.
It would seem as though Dylan Thomas is ready for his triple threat match with Vargas and Rodriguez – and with The Incredible One now seemingly in his corner as well as Lissandra, who the hell is going to stop Dylan Thomas? The World is most certainly his oyster.
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Word Count: 1,648
Last week on Inferno, the Thomas’s officially aligned with The Incredible One much to everyone’s chagrin – but they are at least putting the entire wrestling world on notice. Dylan Thomas with his equally conniving wife and The Incredible One are officially going to take over the Wrestling world. Dylan’s hunger for success and Lissandra’s business brains and acumen with The Incredible One’s desire to be the best wrestler on the planet, there is seemingly not much that can stop the three of them. This week Dylan is set to face off against Chad Vargas and Crash Rodriguez in a number one contender’s, triple threat match for the GCWA X-Division championship.
We join the Thomas’s now as they visit their very good friend the German Supermodel and well known Media Mogul and business woman Heidi Klum up in the Bel-air part of Los Angeles. The Thomas’s ring the door bell and Dylan looks at Lissandra whilst they wait. He smiles.
Dylan: You OK, babe?
Lissandra: Of course honey.
A few minutes go by and Heidi Klum answers the door.
Lissandra: Darling!
Klum: Darling!
They kiss cheeks and Dylan does the same. The three of them then make their way into Heidi Klum’s twelve square acre back garden – complete with outside pool.
Klum: Lissie, darling what brings you out here? I thought you and Dylan would have your hands full at the moment what with the er… CGWA and your baby on the way.
Lissandra: GCWA, darling. Also my baby is still growing right now. It isn’t as far along as they imagined. To be honest Heidi… we thought we would come to see you – did you enjoy Leo DiCaprio’s party out in Belize?
Klum: Oh yes! Darlings listen… I’m glad you’re here. I need your expertise.
Dylan: Oh?
Klum: You two are in the wrestling business and I’m looking to expand over into the wrestling business.
Lissandra: You want to learn how to wrestle?
Dylan and Lissandra look at one another startled.
Dylan: I mean yeah, I could teach you but I’m not sure what you’re going to gain from all of this….
Klum: What? Oh. Oh no. Lissie, dear… I’m producing a new clothing line of sportswear! Wrestling gear included. And I’m thinking that your er… GCWA? Would be the perfect platform to see how things are going with it. Dylan dear… You’re my first guinea pig.
Relieved, Dylan and Lissandra both look at one another and smile whilst Heidi Klum smiles broadly.
Klum: Now… You’ve had the same ring gear for a few years now darling. It’s time to change it up.
Dylan: What did you have in mind? I do have a triple threat match coming up this week – I need to stand out!
Klum: Exactly!
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After a few hours of discussing Dylan’s new ring attire which now consists of the over indulgent colour of gold shorts, black knee pads and wrist tape and gold boots, Dylan and Lissandra say goodbye to Heidi Klum and make their way to LAX airport in their custom made blacked out sedan being as ever, driven by George.
Dylan: George, to Kansas City.
Lissandra: Kansas City?
Lissandra thinks for a moment and suddenly she smirks realising why Dylan wants to head to Kansas City.
Lissandra: Ah.
Dylan: ‘Ah’ what?
Dylan winks at Lissandra.
Lissandra: You’re preparing for your ‘role’ in your match. You want to find out what makes this Crash Rodriguez tick don’t you, baby? Very clever indeed. Well I’ve got to be honest with you baby… I don’t think much does make Crash tick. The guy is a psychopath!
Dylan: Yeah…. Who wears barbed wire on their head?
After a few hours, they land in Kansas City and the Thomas’s don’t look impressed.
Dylan: What. A. Dump. Very built up, sure… but where’s the pizazz? The panache?
Lissandra: I quite agree. It’s no Hollywood. Though I have heard that Kansas City Zoo is located in Swope Park. Let’s be tourists!
Lissandra and Dylan make their way to Kansas City Zoo where they are instantly recognised by some people and a few kids. One of these kids is wearing a Crash Rodriguez t-shirt. Dylan walks up to the kid, unimpressed.
Dylan: Excuse me, kid?
Kid: Yeah?
Dylan: You’re a fan of Crash Rodriguez I see?
The kid looks at Dylan carefully and nods. The kid’s father walks over to Dylan in order to protect his son.
Kid’s father: Crash Rodriguez is the hometown hero – and he’s CERTAINLY going to kick your sorry ass on Friday Night! You’re nothing Dylan – you have no chance on Friday at Inferno. Crash is going to kick your ass and even if he doesn’t, Chad Vargas most certainly will.
Dylan: Listen pal, I am GCWA’s Blue Chipper. Rodriguez…. I’m surprised he can tie his shoes in the morning and Vargas? I’m not worried about Vargas.
The father and son duo walk off with the father shaking his head, smiling.
Dylan: Asshole.
Lissandra: I know baby… I know.
Lissandra and Dylan make their way to the Tiger enclosure hand in hand and Dylan suddenly gets an idea. He gets out his phone and loads up Facebook Live.
Dylan: Sooo….to all of the Dylan Section out there… we’re here in Kansas City and while the vast majority of it is a dump...we’re here looking at the Tigers of the Kansas City Zoo. Tigers Crash, they remind me of me and The Incredible One. Apex Predators – everything that tigers do is deliberate. Everything that I do in that ring is deliberate – and on Friday Night Inferno you’re gonna find out just how deliberate I’m gonna be. See, at Homecoming… I may have lost my North American title but who is talking about the fact that Duce Jones won? NOBODY! Y’know why?! They’re talking about the fact that I, Dylan James Thomas, took Duce to the VERY limit and then! AND then was screwed out of the title by shoddy officiating.
Dylan moves the camera to film a tiger eating its dinner.
Dylan: It’s fascinating really. Zoos that have tigers – they only feed their tigers once every three days or so. Why? Because out in the wild, tigers would not always get a meal so they don’t want their animals getting fat. Tigers gorge themselves until they sleep – much like the Romans did. And Crash? I’m constantly hungry as well! I’m hungry for success in GCWA and yeah… I’ve started off well, but I wasn’t North American Champion for as long as I would have liked. This Friday at Inferno. That changes: I walk out the number one contender for the X-Division title.
Dylan brings the camera back so he and Lissandra are looking into it once again. They smirk.
Lissandra: But… baby… what about Chad Vargas?
Dylan: Who?
Lissandra: Chad Vargas.
Dylan: Chad Vargas… Oh yeah… Lissie, haven’t we been to Tennessee?
Lissandra: We have.
Dylan: Yeah! It was a dump there too, as I recall? With people as backward as they are up in Texas.
Dylan and Lissandra both smirk.
Dylan: Mr. Vargas… I’ve said before that I watched OCW when it was open and I have to admit you had OCW by the balls and I had to smile at that. But here we are in the GCWA and here you are for one more ‘Legendary’ run before you end up on your zimmer frame huh? Look… You may have been around the block and done it all in the business but you see the Barrows Brothers said it themselves when Jonny boy took out his own father – GCWA is for the NEW BLOOD to take over and that’s exactly what I plan to do.
Dylan looks straight into the camera.
Dylan: You might look at me as some green VERY new blood – someone that has just come out of wrestling school just because no-one from inside of the GCWA had ever heard of me from a wrestling perspective. But I’ve changed that now. The DT Brand is bigger than ever and when I become the new number one contender for the X-Division title, the stock of the GCWA is going to skyrocket once more. You might be a legend of the business, but you’re still from Tennessee where everyone – just like those in Texas – eat nothing but roadkill it would seem.
A lot of messages from people in both Texas and Tennessee are now getting through to Dylan and his live feed. He smiles.
Dylan: Oh come on! You guys know I’m right. Get off your high horses and shut up. I hate keyboard warriors.
Lissandra off camera taps her watch.
Dylan: OK… let me wrap this up. Boys… this Friday, that number one contender’s match is being won by the only logical choice – someone who is a world wide icon. Someone who is wrestling A – List – hell someone who is AN A-List. Someone who is Perfection, Personified. Me. Dylan Thomas. Lissie? Let’s see what Kansas has in terms of food… Bye…
Dylan turns his phone off whilst smirking to the camera.
It would seem as though Dylan Thomas is ready for his triple threat match with Vargas and Rodriguez – and with The Incredible One now seemingly in his corner as well as Lissandra, who the hell is going to stop Dylan Thomas? The World is most certainly his oyster.
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Word Count: 1,648
