Post by Lord Allton/PennyLord on Apr 22, 2021 7:21:56 GMT -6
It’s much later in the evening at the Sicilian house of Mama Larossia and Lord Allton is having trouble sleeping. This is not unusual for our favourite Lord of the Yard, the Jesus Christ of Outsiders Wrestling. Hell, the best amount of sleep the Lord ever got was when he was in a coma not so long ago, but we digress. We join the Lord tossing and turning…
Allton: For fuck sake… Bill.
Bill is sound asleep in a bed next to Lord Allton’s. Allton huffs.
Allton: Hmph. Lucky bastard….Bill!
Still no answer from Allton’s support worker. Allton is less than impressed.
Allton: BILL!!!
Bill snorts himself awake to Allton’s disgust. He hates that noise.
Bill: Huh?! What?! Oh. Rob…what’s the matter? Do you need something?
Allton: Yeah. Get me out of bed. I can’t sleep… I’m going to go and clear my head.
Allton hears Pennywise the Dancing Clown in his head chuckle at that last remark.
Pennywise: Well. Not completely… HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE….
Allton: **Shush**
Bill retrieves his watch from the nightstand between the two beds and squints to see the time.
Bill: It’s 3am…?
Allton: I’m aware of the time. Come on, I need to get up.
Bill: I don’t think that’s a very good idea.
Allton: Thank-you ‘Dad’. Duly noted. Now come on. Then you can fall back to sleep like the lucky bastard you were.
Bill exasperates and helps Allton get a hoody and his slippers on before getting Allton into his chair. Allton then heads out of the bedroom.
Bill: Do you want me to come with you?
Allton: No, thank-you. I won’t be long.
It’s a warm night still out in Sicily as Allton quietly leaves the house of Mama Larossia. He makes his way into the nearby Orchard and merely sits down underneath an Orange tree, putting his headphones in. He finds that the first song to appear in his head is Papa Roach’s ‘Getting Away With Murder’. Allton has to smile at this and he even gets a chuckle from Pennywise.
Allton: You’re thinking what I’m thinking huh?
Pennywise: Hehehehe! Of course I am! But then I am an interdimensional demon that can do and kill whatever and whomever I want…
Allton: Touché. Well I can’t sleep Penny. Help me out.
Pennywise: Help you SLEEP?! Ohh! Rob, Rob, Rob!! Hehehe!! You know what you have to do, to get back to sleeeeeeeep!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!
Allton gets out his phone, noticing that the sun is starting to rise already. He thinks to himself that this will definitely help film.
Allton: Ah Barry… You’re facing PennyLord at Double X, this is true but here I am speaking to you, man to man, as myself. Not even Lord Allton. I speak to you as Robert ‘Allton’ Culliford. That’s right! ‘Allton’ happens to be my middle name. So why am I stripping everything back and talking to you out of character Barry? Breaking Kayfabe as it were? Why? Truth be told Barry, I’m tired. Tired of telling you over and over and over and over how much I’m going to kick your sorry backside all over that yard. Don’t get me wrong Barry, it’s going to happen – of course it is, I mean it’s me vs you. But this is my last ditch effort against you for a long time, Barry. Do you hear me? I take your title, I beat you, again. And then you go away, Barry to the back of the line. FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
Allton pauses looking at the beautiful sunrise before looking down at his phone one more time.
Allton: …...And no, Mr. Zybala as you are bound to be watching this too at some point. No, Barry, No Zybala… this is not my retirement speech from Outsiders Wrestling. No, far from it! I’m not going away that easily. Hell. I have been the one consistent draw to Outsiders since my return and I am the one who PERSONALLY makes Outsiders Championship Wrestling watchable! Well – my Family and I. I’m not going away – it’s not that simple and you will not get off that easily. I will not deny Outsiders my gorgeous face – and neither will PennyLord! All I’m saying is… When I beat you one final time Barry...When PennyLord beats you one final time, you leave me and my Family – including the A-List – alone. Do we have a deal, Barry?
Allton smirks into his phone as the sunrise fully takes form. Allton puts his hand over the screen and seconds later we see PennyLord’s sinister grin looking down at us.
PennyLord: Now that THAT is out of the way… I’m going to say something not so…. Hehehehehehehe nice! You see Barry, at Double X, I’m ripping your head off! That song earlier on? ‘Getting Away With Murder’? How...FITTING!
PennyLord laughs but it is not his usual belly, jovial laugh. This one is low, sinister. Barely audible, but there. Allton notices a shadow on the ground behind him so quickly turns. He finds Vincenzo standing behind him. Allton switches the camera off before heading back towards the house. On the way back, Allton sees a man tied up being worked over by Tank, Frankie, Dylan and Dave.
Allton: Who’s that?
Vincenzo: A burglar casing the joint when you came outside.
Allton grows angry at the fact that this idiot took advantage of Allton leaving the house and storms over ramming the guy with his chair.
Allton: Frankie! Translate! ‘Motherfucker! You think you can rob the house of the sweet old lady that lives here? Not while La Familia is here do you understand? This house is under our protection! You though, will be good practice!!’
Frankie translates what Allton said to the guy who nods in fear. Upon the words ‘good practice’ the man starts to protest and a still PennyLord-dressed Allton works over the already beaten man with a few L.A.G. punches, never leaving the brass knuckles anywhere. We fade out on Allton screaming the name Barry over and over.
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Word Count: Dead on 1000
Allton: For fuck sake… Bill.
Bill is sound asleep in a bed next to Lord Allton’s. Allton huffs.
Allton: Hmph. Lucky bastard….Bill!
Still no answer from Allton’s support worker. Allton is less than impressed.
Allton: BILL!!!
Bill snorts himself awake to Allton’s disgust. He hates that noise.
Bill: Huh?! What?! Oh. Rob…what’s the matter? Do you need something?
Allton: Yeah. Get me out of bed. I can’t sleep… I’m going to go and clear my head.
Allton hears Pennywise the Dancing Clown in his head chuckle at that last remark.
Pennywise: Well. Not completely… HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE….
Allton: **Shush**
Bill retrieves his watch from the nightstand between the two beds and squints to see the time.
Bill: It’s 3am…?
Allton: I’m aware of the time. Come on, I need to get up.
Bill: I don’t think that’s a very good idea.
Allton: Thank-you ‘Dad’. Duly noted. Now come on. Then you can fall back to sleep like the lucky bastard you were.
Bill exasperates and helps Allton get a hoody and his slippers on before getting Allton into his chair. Allton then heads out of the bedroom.
Bill: Do you want me to come with you?
Allton: No, thank-you. I won’t be long.
It’s a warm night still out in Sicily as Allton quietly leaves the house of Mama Larossia. He makes his way into the nearby Orchard and merely sits down underneath an Orange tree, putting his headphones in. He finds that the first song to appear in his head is Papa Roach’s ‘Getting Away With Murder’. Allton has to smile at this and he even gets a chuckle from Pennywise.
Allton: You’re thinking what I’m thinking huh?
Pennywise: Hehehehe! Of course I am! But then I am an interdimensional demon that can do and kill whatever and whomever I want…
Allton: Touché. Well I can’t sleep Penny. Help me out.
Pennywise: Help you SLEEP?! Ohh! Rob, Rob, Rob!! Hehehe!! You know what you have to do, to get back to sleeeeeeeep!!! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!
Allton gets out his phone, noticing that the sun is starting to rise already. He thinks to himself that this will definitely help film.
Allton: Ah Barry… You’re facing PennyLord at Double X, this is true but here I am speaking to you, man to man, as myself. Not even Lord Allton. I speak to you as Robert ‘Allton’ Culliford. That’s right! ‘Allton’ happens to be my middle name. So why am I stripping everything back and talking to you out of character Barry? Breaking Kayfabe as it were? Why? Truth be told Barry, I’m tired. Tired of telling you over and over and over and over how much I’m going to kick your sorry backside all over that yard. Don’t get me wrong Barry, it’s going to happen – of course it is, I mean it’s me vs you. But this is my last ditch effort against you for a long time, Barry. Do you hear me? I take your title, I beat you, again. And then you go away, Barry to the back of the line. FOR A VERY LONG TIME.
Allton pauses looking at the beautiful sunrise before looking down at his phone one more time.
Allton: …...And no, Mr. Zybala as you are bound to be watching this too at some point. No, Barry, No Zybala… this is not my retirement speech from Outsiders Wrestling. No, far from it! I’m not going away that easily. Hell. I have been the one consistent draw to Outsiders since my return and I am the one who PERSONALLY makes Outsiders Championship Wrestling watchable! Well – my Family and I. I’m not going away – it’s not that simple and you will not get off that easily. I will not deny Outsiders my gorgeous face – and neither will PennyLord! All I’m saying is… When I beat you one final time Barry...When PennyLord beats you one final time, you leave me and my Family – including the A-List – alone. Do we have a deal, Barry?
Allton smirks into his phone as the sunrise fully takes form. Allton puts his hand over the screen and seconds later we see PennyLord’s sinister grin looking down at us.
PennyLord: Now that THAT is out of the way… I’m going to say something not so…. Hehehehehehehe nice! You see Barry, at Double X, I’m ripping your head off! That song earlier on? ‘Getting Away With Murder’? How...FITTING!
PennyLord laughs but it is not his usual belly, jovial laugh. This one is low, sinister. Barely audible, but there. Allton notices a shadow on the ground behind him so quickly turns. He finds Vincenzo standing behind him. Allton switches the camera off before heading back towards the house. On the way back, Allton sees a man tied up being worked over by Tank, Frankie, Dylan and Dave.
Allton: Who’s that?
Vincenzo: A burglar casing the joint when you came outside.
Allton grows angry at the fact that this idiot took advantage of Allton leaving the house and storms over ramming the guy with his chair.
Allton: Frankie! Translate! ‘Motherfucker! You think you can rob the house of the sweet old lady that lives here? Not while La Familia is here do you understand? This house is under our protection! You though, will be good practice!!’
Frankie translates what Allton said to the guy who nods in fear. Upon the words ‘good practice’ the man starts to protest and a still PennyLord-dressed Allton works over the already beaten man with a few L.A.G. punches, never leaving the brass knuckles anywhere. We fade out on Allton screaming the name Barry over and over.
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Word Count: Dead on 1000