Post by Crazy Chris on Oct 16, 2019 22:58:23 GMT -6
“Winning is great, sure, but if you are really going to do something in life, the secret is learning how to lose. Nobody goes undefeated all the time. If you can pick up after a crushing defeat, and go on to win again, you are going to be a champion someday.” `Wilma Rudolph
“Jace Savage. Congratulations on your victory at Homecoming. You really showed the GCWA Universe that you’re hear to make a name for yourselves. You and that partner of yours trumped the GCWA Hall of Famers and won your first tag team title. Bravo! You really outshined, or so you think…
I’m not one to make excuses for why I lost. But, technically, you didn’t beat me. You pinned my brother. So, when it comes down to it, I am still undefeated as Unified X Division champion. I haven’t been pinned nor have I submitted. I won this championship in February of 2010 and retained and won through the seven months remaining of GCWA. I even defeated the almighty Lurrr to retain my title. That was an accomplishment of its own…
But we’re not living in the past are we Jace? No. We are living in the now. The now is the new era of GCWA. The now is that for the last 3, 525 days, I have been the Unified X Division Champion. I have been champion for over nine years, and I will continue to be champion. I wanted to once again be double champion, but you and that partner of yours, Mr. Rodriguez, took that opportunity from me. However, I have the chance this week to redeem the Danger Boiz and get our rightful shot at the titles yet again…
You are an incredible performer Jace. I give you that. However, I am far better than you and will always be far better than you. I am the greatest X Division champion to ever step foot inside that GCWA ring. That’s saying something considering Lurrr, Tommy Crimson and even the world champion himself Big Bifford, held the title. Not one of them were undefeated during their reign nor held the title for nine years. Hell, the X Division title should be considered the world title because I am far greater than that fat fucker Biff…
This Friday night Jace, I am going to take you to your limits. I am going to give one hell of a fucking show. You honestly, won’t have any idea what hit you, when all is said and done. I am going to leap off that turnbuckle with the Crazy Man’s Suicide and then we are all going to hear the 1…2…3…and officially declare me the winner. Then, I’m going to take the tag team titles from you. Dan and I are destined to be the greatest tag team to be in GCWA. We are the ONLY team to be Hall of Famers. Ace couldn’t choose just one, so he chose both of us….
I know I shouldn’t be so confident in this match, but I have to be. I know being cocky kicks people in the ass so hard, but I have to be cocky. I have to be cocky so I can beat you Jace. It’s not that I THINK I can beat you…it’s that I KNOW I can beat you. You don’t have your buddy there to protect you and keep me out of the ring. I’m going to be face-to-face with you and there isn’t going to be anywhere for you to run. I am going to be victorious Friday night, Jace. You just wait and see…
I hope you bring everything you got Friday night Jace. It’s going to be one hell of a crazy ride. That…Jace…is the Gospel of Crazy Chris: Chapter FUCK: Verse YOU!”
“Previously on Bro Code with the Danger Boiz” flashes across the screen. We pick back up where we had previously left off two weeks ago. Both brothers are currently enjoying their birthday celebration with their best pal Nick. Chris has learned that Ava, Nick’s sister, is going to be at Nick’s parent’s house. Chris seemingly is dreading that meeting but seems excited as well. We continue watching as the scene comes into focus.
Rain begins to cover everything as the Danger Boiz head out of the bar. Chris seems refreshed by the cold feel of the rain beating down upon his head. His reflection in the puddles underneath his feet, sparkles from the moonlight. He begins talking to himself.
“It’s strange how you have to leave a place to find something you appreciate about it.”
He chuckles to himself as Nick starts cursing and wiping the rain from off his windshield. He’s never really appreciated the weather here.
“Remember when you we used to just stand out here and wrestle in your driveway during the rain?” Chris asks.
“I remember you jumping and splashing me getting me more soaked than what I was already getting because you liked being an asshole,” Nick jokes, grinning while getting in the driver’s seat. “Then Mom came out and yelled at me because I was getting wet and muddy and you were clean as a whistle.”
“And who got hot chocolate afterwards? I did.” Smirking backing at him, Chris ignored the middle finger Nick thrusts his way before he gets them on the road.
Constant traffic and people everywhere are what Chris is used to in the city, but out here there is nothing but long roads and trees on either side, broken up by the occasional field or house. And huge expanses of starry sky.
The place looks cheery with smoke floating from the chimney and lights glowing in the first-floor windows. Chris recognize Nick’s dad’s old truck sitting in the driveway.
“It’s crazy that he is still driving that thing.”
“Yeah, we’ve tried to get him to get rid of it, but it’s his baby and he won’t do it,” Nick responds. “Home sweet home.” Nick parks behind the truck, then kills the engine so everyone can get out.
Chris rings the doorbell while Nick pockets his keys, and a second later the front door swings open. Nick’s mom greets them with a smile and the biggest hug to Chris he seemingly has ever gotten from anyone before doing the same to her. We can see tears in her eyes as she claps her hands as she looks right at Chris and Dan. The excitement of them staying here has seemingly put that joy on her face. Chris feels a little relieved that he isn’t imposing.
“Chris, Dan, I’m so glad you’re both staying with us.” She glances back over her shoulder. “Ava, come say hi to everyone!”
The screen suddenly freezes, and Chris breaks the fourth wall and stares directly into the screen.
“Ava? Oh, fuck me. Chris voice echoes over the screen. I haven’t had enough time to mentally prepare for her being here, to silently chastise my dick to keep it in check, much less having her mom throw her in front of me as soon as I walk in the door. Id just wanted a few minutes to ready myself for the reality.”
He glances back at the doorway before turning back to address the camera.
Maybe she’s changed. Hell, maybe she even went and got married and Nick didn’t bother to say anything about it. I’m drumming up every excuse in the world to keep my blood from humming at the thought of Ava, because the last thing I need is my best friend roasting my fucking balls like chestnuts on an open fire because he realizes that I’m into his sister,” Chris leans in closer to the camera. “I mean really into her.”
Done with the ‘fourth wall’ for now, Chris takes his position back in front of the doorway. The image resumes its previous motion.
“Everyone?” Ava’s voice caries to the doorway. “Who is every- “
Ava steps into view, and Chris takes her in from head to toe in an instant. Dan, standing slightly on Chris’ left, glances over at his brother with an awkward motion on his face. He stares, waiting for Chris’ next response. The camera pans back to Ava in the doorway. She was always a bit of a wallflower growing up, occupied with school instead of catching anyone’s attention, but Chris definitely remembers the moment she blossomed.
‘Thirteen Years Ago,’ comes into view on the screen. Suddenly, Chris voice can be heard beginning to narrate the scene. We see some wannabe actors portraying the roles of the cast. It almost seems as if Chris has taken the time to film this for our pleasure. He starts speaking.
It was a hot, sunny afternoon out at the lake on summer we came home from college. Ava was in high school then and Nick, Dan an I had tagged along with the group of teenagers, watching as they jumped from the rope swing, freefalling into what seemed like a forty-foot drop straight into the cold water below.
I watched Ava grab the rope and let out a scream in mid-air as she jumped. After that, everything seemed to move in slow motion, because it was then the I noticed her hips, her breasts, and all that milky skin in her tiny two-piece swimsuit that did nothing for my hormones and everything for my fantasies. Bro code or not, I still had eyes, and a hundred adolescent dreams were just overwritten. God, she was beautiful then, but now she’s grown into it, that sort of effortless look that…
Suddenly, we are back into the present moment.
“Damn it. Down, boy.”
Chris knew better than this. At least he’s supposed to. Ava’s eyes lock onto his, surprise playing out across every inch of her expression. Dan is in the background smiling and waving, still trying to figure out if his brother is going to make a move or say anything. We can tell that Ava must not have expected to see either Chris or Dan-at least, not so soon. By reflex, Chris smiles, and even under the dim glow of the lamp in the foyer, we are pretty sure that her cheeks turn pink.
“Hey, Ava. It’s great to see you,” Chris says, sidelining that sudden rush of lust into an attempt at good manners.
Breaking the fourth wall again, chris stares into the camera.
“If this keeps up, I’m going to have to sleep in the cold pouring rain to keep the lust filled heat flowing through me to an appropriate level.
“Uh, hello, Dan. Chris.” She takes a step back so Nick, Dan and Chris can come inside, and wipe their shoes off on the rug.
“We’re making some cookies in the kitchen. I remember your appetites from when ya’ll were growing up.” Nick’s mom smiles and then walks towards the kitchen. “Ava, let’s go finish the dough.”
“Right. Sure thing.” Her answer is a little distant, her eyes still locked on Chris. “How’s everything with you, Chris?”
“Great.” Chris says not wanting to brag, but it’s defiantly the truth. “How about you?”
Breaking the fourth wall again.
“It’s been years since she and I really connected and suddenly I want to know everything about her. I want to know what makes a thirty-year-old woman give up everything to take over a struggling factory.
“Well, you know…” She bites her lip, and it definitely distracts Chris. But unfortunately, with those words. We seemingly fade to black leaving all of us to wonder what she means by “you know."
“Jace Savage. Congratulations on your victory at Homecoming. You really showed the GCWA Universe that you’re hear to make a name for yourselves. You and that partner of yours trumped the GCWA Hall of Famers and won your first tag team title. Bravo! You really outshined, or so you think…
I’m not one to make excuses for why I lost. But, technically, you didn’t beat me. You pinned my brother. So, when it comes down to it, I am still undefeated as Unified X Division champion. I haven’t been pinned nor have I submitted. I won this championship in February of 2010 and retained and won through the seven months remaining of GCWA. I even defeated the almighty Lurrr to retain my title. That was an accomplishment of its own…
But we’re not living in the past are we Jace? No. We are living in the now. The now is the new era of GCWA. The now is that for the last 3, 525 days, I have been the Unified X Division Champion. I have been champion for over nine years, and I will continue to be champion. I wanted to once again be double champion, but you and that partner of yours, Mr. Rodriguez, took that opportunity from me. However, I have the chance this week to redeem the Danger Boiz and get our rightful shot at the titles yet again…
You are an incredible performer Jace. I give you that. However, I am far better than you and will always be far better than you. I am the greatest X Division champion to ever step foot inside that GCWA ring. That’s saying something considering Lurrr, Tommy Crimson and even the world champion himself Big Bifford, held the title. Not one of them were undefeated during their reign nor held the title for nine years. Hell, the X Division title should be considered the world title because I am far greater than that fat fucker Biff…
This Friday night Jace, I am going to take you to your limits. I am going to give one hell of a fucking show. You honestly, won’t have any idea what hit you, when all is said and done. I am going to leap off that turnbuckle with the Crazy Man’s Suicide and then we are all going to hear the 1…2…3…and officially declare me the winner. Then, I’m going to take the tag team titles from you. Dan and I are destined to be the greatest tag team to be in GCWA. We are the ONLY team to be Hall of Famers. Ace couldn’t choose just one, so he chose both of us….
I know I shouldn’t be so confident in this match, but I have to be. I know being cocky kicks people in the ass so hard, but I have to be cocky. I have to be cocky so I can beat you Jace. It’s not that I THINK I can beat you…it’s that I KNOW I can beat you. You don’t have your buddy there to protect you and keep me out of the ring. I’m going to be face-to-face with you and there isn’t going to be anywhere for you to run. I am going to be victorious Friday night, Jace. You just wait and see…
I hope you bring everything you got Friday night Jace. It’s going to be one hell of a crazy ride. That…Jace…is the Gospel of Crazy Chris: Chapter FUCK: Verse YOU!”
“Previously on Bro Code with the Danger Boiz” flashes across the screen. We pick back up where we had previously left off two weeks ago. Both brothers are currently enjoying their birthday celebration with their best pal Nick. Chris has learned that Ava, Nick’s sister, is going to be at Nick’s parent’s house. Chris seemingly is dreading that meeting but seems excited as well. We continue watching as the scene comes into focus.
Rain begins to cover everything as the Danger Boiz head out of the bar. Chris seems refreshed by the cold feel of the rain beating down upon his head. His reflection in the puddles underneath his feet, sparkles from the moonlight. He begins talking to himself.
“It’s strange how you have to leave a place to find something you appreciate about it.”
He chuckles to himself as Nick starts cursing and wiping the rain from off his windshield. He’s never really appreciated the weather here.
“Remember when you we used to just stand out here and wrestle in your driveway during the rain?” Chris asks.
“I remember you jumping and splashing me getting me more soaked than what I was already getting because you liked being an asshole,” Nick jokes, grinning while getting in the driver’s seat. “Then Mom came out and yelled at me because I was getting wet and muddy and you were clean as a whistle.”
“And who got hot chocolate afterwards? I did.” Smirking backing at him, Chris ignored the middle finger Nick thrusts his way before he gets them on the road.
Constant traffic and people everywhere are what Chris is used to in the city, but out here there is nothing but long roads and trees on either side, broken up by the occasional field or house. And huge expanses of starry sky.
The place looks cheery with smoke floating from the chimney and lights glowing in the first-floor windows. Chris recognize Nick’s dad’s old truck sitting in the driveway.
“It’s crazy that he is still driving that thing.”
“Yeah, we’ve tried to get him to get rid of it, but it’s his baby and he won’t do it,” Nick responds. “Home sweet home.” Nick parks behind the truck, then kills the engine so everyone can get out.
Chris rings the doorbell while Nick pockets his keys, and a second later the front door swings open. Nick’s mom greets them with a smile and the biggest hug to Chris he seemingly has ever gotten from anyone before doing the same to her. We can see tears in her eyes as she claps her hands as she looks right at Chris and Dan. The excitement of them staying here has seemingly put that joy on her face. Chris feels a little relieved that he isn’t imposing.
“Chris, Dan, I’m so glad you’re both staying with us.” She glances back over her shoulder. “Ava, come say hi to everyone!”
The screen suddenly freezes, and Chris breaks the fourth wall and stares directly into the screen.
“Ava? Oh, fuck me. Chris voice echoes over the screen. I haven’t had enough time to mentally prepare for her being here, to silently chastise my dick to keep it in check, much less having her mom throw her in front of me as soon as I walk in the door. Id just wanted a few minutes to ready myself for the reality.”
He glances back at the doorway before turning back to address the camera.
Maybe she’s changed. Hell, maybe she even went and got married and Nick didn’t bother to say anything about it. I’m drumming up every excuse in the world to keep my blood from humming at the thought of Ava, because the last thing I need is my best friend roasting my fucking balls like chestnuts on an open fire because he realizes that I’m into his sister,” Chris leans in closer to the camera. “I mean really into her.”
Done with the ‘fourth wall’ for now, Chris takes his position back in front of the doorway. The image resumes its previous motion.
“Everyone?” Ava’s voice caries to the doorway. “Who is every- “
Ava steps into view, and Chris takes her in from head to toe in an instant. Dan, standing slightly on Chris’ left, glances over at his brother with an awkward motion on his face. He stares, waiting for Chris’ next response. The camera pans back to Ava in the doorway. She was always a bit of a wallflower growing up, occupied with school instead of catching anyone’s attention, but Chris definitely remembers the moment she blossomed.
‘Thirteen Years Ago,’ comes into view on the screen. Suddenly, Chris voice can be heard beginning to narrate the scene. We see some wannabe actors portraying the roles of the cast. It almost seems as if Chris has taken the time to film this for our pleasure. He starts speaking.
It was a hot, sunny afternoon out at the lake on summer we came home from college. Ava was in high school then and Nick, Dan an I had tagged along with the group of teenagers, watching as they jumped from the rope swing, freefalling into what seemed like a forty-foot drop straight into the cold water below.
I watched Ava grab the rope and let out a scream in mid-air as she jumped. After that, everything seemed to move in slow motion, because it was then the I noticed her hips, her breasts, and all that milky skin in her tiny two-piece swimsuit that did nothing for my hormones and everything for my fantasies. Bro code or not, I still had eyes, and a hundred adolescent dreams were just overwritten. God, she was beautiful then, but now she’s grown into it, that sort of effortless look that…
Suddenly, we are back into the present moment.
“Damn it. Down, boy.”
Chris knew better than this. At least he’s supposed to. Ava’s eyes lock onto his, surprise playing out across every inch of her expression. Dan is in the background smiling and waving, still trying to figure out if his brother is going to make a move or say anything. We can tell that Ava must not have expected to see either Chris or Dan-at least, not so soon. By reflex, Chris smiles, and even under the dim glow of the lamp in the foyer, we are pretty sure that her cheeks turn pink.
“Hey, Ava. It’s great to see you,” Chris says, sidelining that sudden rush of lust into an attempt at good manners.
Breaking the fourth wall again, chris stares into the camera.
“If this keeps up, I’m going to have to sleep in the cold pouring rain to keep the lust filled heat flowing through me to an appropriate level.
“Uh, hello, Dan. Chris.” She takes a step back so Nick, Dan and Chris can come inside, and wipe their shoes off on the rug.
“We’re making some cookies in the kitchen. I remember your appetites from when ya’ll were growing up.” Nick’s mom smiles and then walks towards the kitchen. “Ava, let’s go finish the dough.”
“Right. Sure thing.” Her answer is a little distant, her eyes still locked on Chris. “How’s everything with you, Chris?”
“Great.” Chris says not wanting to brag, but it’s defiantly the truth. “How about you?”
Breaking the fourth wall again.
“It’s been years since she and I really connected and suddenly I want to know everything about her. I want to know what makes a thirty-year-old woman give up everything to take over a struggling factory.
“Well, you know…” She bites her lip, and it definitely distracts Chris. But unfortunately, with those words. We seemingly fade to black leaving all of us to wonder what she means by “you know."
