The One that will win The Invitation Battle Royal is... HE!
Apr 29, 2021 14:44:47 GMT -6
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Post by Sins of the Fathers on Apr 29, 2021 14:44:47 GMT -6
[The guitar riff for AC/DC's Thunderstruck begins as we see a well built man in a fancy looking suit walking down the streets of Washington D.C. The man walks like a man should walk, with a purpose but at the same time with elegance. He has one hand on his pocket and is checking the time on his watch with the other. He nods to a few women as they pass by who can't help but stare at this amazing specimen of a man. The man continues his walk, clearly he is on a mission. He reaches the corner of 15th and Constitution and this is where a nice black Hummer Limo pulls up to pick him up. The driver of the limo gets out and it is a beautiful red-hair wearing a very tight black suit that leaves very little to the imagination. She opens the door for this stud of a man who winks at her and she bites her lips trying to keep her insides together. Once inside she closes the door behind him and heads back around, getting in herself; the limo pulls away as the music fades, but the words remain....]
Right about now you are wondering who is this man that seems to have been made by the Gods. Who is this man that we barely got a glimpse of. Well do not worry my thirsty children, there is a lot more coming... Before this is over, I will have poured myself all over you... But first let me tell you that the man you just got a small taste of is the man that is walking away as the winner of the first ever Andy Memorial Invitational Battle Royal. I have seen the long list of names, that's right, I have, even though no names have been released and you have yet to see a single promo, I KNOW who they are, and trust me, they do not measure to the being that is I! They cannot match my strength, my speed, my stamina and most importantly of all, they cannot outsmart me. I know Zybala has been dying in wait for someone, ANYONE to step up in this battle royal... Well he got more than what he asked for... Because he didn't get anyone...
'Till I collapse by Eminem starts to play and we find ourselves inside of a warehouse that has been remade into a gym. The big Hummer Limo from earlier is parked outside of it. The walls to the warehouse are high and the light that comes in is from the high windows wrapping themselves around the four walls. The music plays loudly, echoing throughout the different workout areas, weightlifting room and even a wrestling ring. The place seems pretty much deserted, that is until we see the one person working out intensely here. The man we saw in a suit earlier is now down to wrestling trunks and tennis shoes, with socks on of course, this man doesn't want any part of him to smell bad. We see him working out on different machines, we still can't catch a glimpse of his face to give us an idea of who he might be, but he is going at it hard, and his muscles upon muscles are bulging from the intense workout. When he takes a break in between sessions, he stretches and we see the sweat glistening from his marvelous body. What a truly astonishing human being. Well, we assume he is human, but again, he could very easily be a God. I mean look at him.
That's right, look at me. I look amazing don't I? You wish you looked like me, every single one of you that have entered this tournament wish that you were big like me, that you were sexy like me, that you smelled like me, even now as I work my ass off to make my already perfect body that much better. YOU WISH IT. When Dystopia Double X arrives, and I arrive with it, each and everyone of you will get to not only see, but FEEL my true power... and it doesn't matter if there is 10, 20 or even 30 of you. I will make sure that I toss each and every last one of you over the top rope... and you know why? BECAUSE I AM THE ONE and THE ONE IS.... ME!
The camera zooms in fast on the masterpiece that is this man as he flexes with his back to us, looking at himself in the mirror. He then does a super slow turn, revealing finally that gorgeous, mustached face...?
That's right, it is me, "The Drinking Time Bomb" himself, PACO!!
It is indeed Paco, but clearly, his face has been de-aged and CGI'ed into whoever's body this is.
LIES! This is me, and me will win the Battle Royale for my good friend Andy, sure, but mainly to show my TRUE greatness... Because I am indeed, the greatest ever, look at me...
LOOK AT ME and die of envy....
CGI Paco goes back to flexing in front of the mirror as the scene fades to black.
"You've been thunderstruck..."
Right about now you are wondering who is this man that seems to have been made by the Gods. Who is this man that we barely got a glimpse of. Well do not worry my thirsty children, there is a lot more coming... Before this is over, I will have poured myself all over you... But first let me tell you that the man you just got a small taste of is the man that is walking away as the winner of the first ever Andy Memorial Invitational Battle Royal. I have seen the long list of names, that's right, I have, even though no names have been released and you have yet to see a single promo, I KNOW who they are, and trust me, they do not measure to the being that is I! They cannot match my strength, my speed, my stamina and most importantly of all, they cannot outsmart me. I know Zybala has been dying in wait for someone, ANYONE to step up in this battle royal... Well he got more than what he asked for... Because he didn't get anyone...
He got THE ONE.
'Till I collapse by Eminem starts to play and we find ourselves inside of a warehouse that has been remade into a gym. The big Hummer Limo from earlier is parked outside of it. The walls to the warehouse are high and the light that comes in is from the high windows wrapping themselves around the four walls. The music plays loudly, echoing throughout the different workout areas, weightlifting room and even a wrestling ring. The place seems pretty much deserted, that is until we see the one person working out intensely here. The man we saw in a suit earlier is now down to wrestling trunks and tennis shoes, with socks on of course, this man doesn't want any part of him to smell bad. We see him working out on different machines, we still can't catch a glimpse of his face to give us an idea of who he might be, but he is going at it hard, and his muscles upon muscles are bulging from the intense workout. When he takes a break in between sessions, he stretches and we see the sweat glistening from his marvelous body. What a truly astonishing human being. Well, we assume he is human, but again, he could very easily be a God. I mean look at him.
That's right, look at me. I look amazing don't I? You wish you looked like me, every single one of you that have entered this tournament wish that you were big like me, that you were sexy like me, that you smelled like me, even now as I work my ass off to make my already perfect body that much better. YOU WISH IT. When Dystopia Double X arrives, and I arrive with it, each and everyone of you will get to not only see, but FEEL my true power... and it doesn't matter if there is 10, 20 or even 30 of you. I will make sure that I toss each and every last one of you over the top rope... and you know why? BECAUSE I AM THE ONE and THE ONE IS.... ME!
The camera zooms in fast on the masterpiece that is this man as he flexes with his back to us, looking at himself in the mirror. He then does a super slow turn, revealing finally that gorgeous, mustached face...?
That's right, it is me, "The Drinking Time Bomb" himself, PACO!!
It is indeed Paco, but clearly, his face has been de-aged and CGI'ed into whoever's body this is.
LIES! This is me, and me will win the Battle Royale for my good friend Andy, sure, but mainly to show my TRUE greatness... Because I am indeed, the greatest ever, look at me...
LOOK AT ME and die of envy....
PUTOS!
CGI Paco goes back to flexing in front of the mirror as the scene fades to black.
