Gotta catch a title! (Battle Royale entrant)
Apr 30, 2021 7:40:57 GMT -6
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Post by theverybest on Apr 30, 2021 7:40:57 GMT -6
: We open up today's adventure in a forest. Critters are making critter noises and the sun is peaking through the top of the trees. We see Pokemon trainer turned "wrestler" Soot Losem walking in the forest as if he's tracking something. :
Losem: Thought you saw the last of me, Outsiders? Well guess again! When I saw the open invitational battle royal for the Streaming Services belt going to the winner, how could I not join?! Especially when it seems like my only opponent is some old, out of shape Mexican who need CGI muscles to look impressive. Taco, your days are numbered! I'm gonna toss you over the rope and win my first gym badge...er... championship!! By the way, how do I find this "Putos" pokemon you keep talking about? It's sounds legendary!
: With that, Losem continues his search for the fabled "Putos", the poor, dumb bastard... :
Losem: Thought you saw the last of me, Outsiders? Well guess again! When I saw the open invitational battle royal for the Streaming Services belt going to the winner, how could I not join?! Especially when it seems like my only opponent is some old, out of shape Mexican who need CGI muscles to look impressive. Taco, your days are numbered! I'm gonna toss you over the rope and win my first gym badge...er... championship!! By the way, how do I find this "Putos" pokemon you keep talking about? It's sounds legendary!
: With that, Losem continues his search for the fabled "Putos", the poor, dumb bastard... :