Post by warthog on Apr 30, 2021 16:06:50 GMT -6
~We come into view on a beautiful shot of a bridge over calm waters. The bridge appears to be in the middle of a city somewhere, although it's actual location is unknown. Several people are milling around the bridge, seemingly waiting for something. Nearby, at the edge of the western entrance to the bridge, we see Memphis Belle and Aaron Warthog walking together.~
Aaron Warthog - So you're sure I won't get into any trouble for this?
Memphis Belle - You need to just trust me, Aaron, honey. I've got this all arranged. This is going to be such great training for you!
Aaron Warthog - I hope so. When I heard that there was going to be a Memorial Battle Royal at Dystopia, I had to enter it. Everyone knows that Warthogs are specially built for Battle Royals. After all, we're heavy but low to the ground, we're mean, and we're virtually unstoppable in that environment.
Memphis Belle - I know, my little pooh bear, and that's why you're going to be the favorite now that you've entered into it. Who's going to threaten you? Paco? Hah! You're going to win that new championship for sure!
Aaron Warthog - I could use another winning streak with everything else that's been happening. Damn, I miss the GCWA. I think I was THIS close to blowing up there. Maybe I need to sign with someone else after Dystopia. Having a championship around my waist, or at least in my arms, would make me look more valuable, right?
Memphis Belle - They'll be dying to sign you, Aaron, and it'll be good to have that steady job in the coming months.
Aaron Warthog - I wouldn't mind that, that's for sure. I should definitely be the one no one can throw out in the Battle Royal... but after what's happened to me in Rumbles in the past, it wouldn't hurt to have a little more practice, would it?
Memphis Belle - Not at all. I'm going to stay back here, as I don't want to get in the way of anyone. But have fun!
~Warthog gives his girlfriend a send-off kiss, and then marches onto the bridge. He hits his chest a few times, getting a few people's attention. Two of them, looking like they have been waiting for a moment like this for a while, suddenly charge at Warthog, swinging away. He takes their hits, then fights back, managing to pick one of them up... and tosses him over the bridge!! The man falls, yelling, before hitting the water and swimming away. The second man jumps on Warthog's back, but this is a big mistake, as Warthog's able to float him over and toss him 'out' as well! Warthog smiles, happy to have taken two of them down, then turns to the rest of the people on the bridge.~
Aaron Warthog - Who's next?
~Another man opts to try his luck, running at Warthog, but Warthog is immediately charging him as well... hitting the Stampede! The man goes down, in a lot of pain, as Warthog gets him back up and sends him over as well. A fourth man grabs his arm, trying to corral him, yelling for him to stop. Warthog's too fired up, though, as he quickly twists and sends the fourth man into the railing. The man hangs on, not wanting to take the dip and mess up his uniform, but Warthog jumps at him, using his weight to send the man flying. A fifth man grabs at Warthog from the side, lifting up his leg, but Warthog's weight is too much. Warthog knocks him back, then turns and picks him up in a fireman's carry, before sending him on a trip to the lake below! Warthog looks around, smiling, as nobody else is anywhere close. He goes back over to Memphis Belle, who's got a concerned look on her face.~
Aaron Warthog - That was fantastic! Did you see how quickly I took down those five men?
Memphis Belle - Yes. Yes I did. Now come on. We need to run...
Aaron Warthog - What? What are you talking about?? You set this up, right?
Memphis Belle - I asked four young wrestlers to attack you, yes...
Aaron Warthog - Four? But there was...
Memphis Belle - I'm pretty sure you tossed a cop down there as well, and he's swimming out of the lake right now.
Aaron Warthog - Oh, damnit! You're right, let's run!
~The two dash away, with Memphis Belle keeping a hand protectively around her side, as the camera pans back to see the people getting out of the lake. Two of them are talking with the cop, trying to explain the situation, but the officer looks absolutely furious as he tries to get on his radio, only finding it waterlogged. He yells at them all to stay put as he looks around for the would-be attacker, but Warthog and Memphis are already high-tailing it out of there, going on the run. Will Warthog still be able to make the Battle Royal, or has his luck run out?~