Post by thegreekgods on May 1, 2021 10:52:40 GMT -6
"The Andy Memorial Battle Royal"
Zeus: We must join this.
Hades: Yes, brother.
Zeus: Andy believed in the gods. He heard our thunder. He felt our lightning. He gave us the chance to roar.
Hades: And roar we did.
Zeus: An almighty GCWA run that resulted in nothing short of ultimate glory.
-seems the gods are misremembering their GCWA run just a bit. but that's okay-
Zeus: Tell me, brother Hades. What was your favorite memory of Andy?
Hades: Ya know. That time when he walked in and gave us money.
Zeus: Ah, yes. That's definitely one of my favorite Andy moments, as well. Rivaled only by that time he walked in and gave us more money.
Hades: Ah, I'd almost forgotten about that one. An equally great memory.
-they weren't paid much. but, apparently, it was enough to make a lasting memory of their beloved Andy-
Zeus: I just can't believe he's gone, brother Hades.
Hades: Life is a fragile thing, brother Zeus. Unless you're a god, of course.
Zeus: HA HA HA HA HA right on, brother Hades
Hades: But, seriously, for a mortal...life is very fragile. Must be handled with care.
Zeus: Too bad Andy was a mere mortal. Such a great mortal, though. I think we should nominate him for pseudo god status.
Hades: I think that's a mighty fine idea, brother.
Zeus: He needs a new name.
Hades: Andes.
Zeus: Hm. Sweet, crisp...and refreshing. I'm in.
Hades: Which realm shall he guard?
Zeus: It'd have to be the mountains, right?
Hades: OR mint chocolate factories.
Zeus: OR hotel pillows.
Hades: Yes, hotel pillows.
Zeus: Then it's settled. Our beloved Andy who left us far too soon will forever be remembered as Andes, guardian of hotel pillows.
Hades: I'm not sure we could have done his memory any further justice.
-Zeus starts to break down-
Zeus: I still can't believe he's gone!
Hades: Pull it together, brother. You are the god of Olympus.
Zeus: A god without a chosen son. Andy was like a son to me, Hades. Even though he was my boss and he gave me money.
-zeus crumples up the local paper-
Zeus: Filthy journalists have failed to post his obituary yet. Where's the respect?
Hades: Perhaps his obituary is too powerful for the pages of an out of style news medium.
Zeus: Perhaps. I think we should start a fundraising campaign for the memory of our fallen friend, Andy.
Hades: I think that's a great idea. Make it very public and receive as much cash as possible.
Zeus: Plus, I think Andy would want us to keep all the money we are given...seeing as he gave us money on those two occasions.
Hades: Well, I'm sold. Lets do it.
Zeus: Andy. Rest in peace, brother. We will now go and receive money from people in your memory.
-the motivated gods exit their roach infested apartment to do Andy's memory some more justice-
Zeus: We must join this.
Hades: Yes, brother.
Zeus: Andy believed in the gods. He heard our thunder. He felt our lightning. He gave us the chance to roar.
Hades: And roar we did.
Zeus: An almighty GCWA run that resulted in nothing short of ultimate glory.
-seems the gods are misremembering their GCWA run just a bit. but that's okay-
Zeus: Tell me, brother Hades. What was your favorite memory of Andy?
Hades: Ya know. That time when he walked in and gave us money.
Zeus: Ah, yes. That's definitely one of my favorite Andy moments, as well. Rivaled only by that time he walked in and gave us more money.
Hades: Ah, I'd almost forgotten about that one. An equally great memory.
-they weren't paid much. but, apparently, it was enough to make a lasting memory of their beloved Andy-
Zeus: I just can't believe he's gone, brother Hades.
Hades: Life is a fragile thing, brother Zeus. Unless you're a god, of course.
Zeus: HA HA HA HA HA right on, brother Hades
Hades: But, seriously, for a mortal...life is very fragile. Must be handled with care.
Zeus: Too bad Andy was a mere mortal. Such a great mortal, though. I think we should nominate him for pseudo god status.
Hades: I think that's a mighty fine idea, brother.
Zeus: He needs a new name.
Hades: Andes.
Zeus: Hm. Sweet, crisp...and refreshing. I'm in.
Hades: Which realm shall he guard?
Zeus: It'd have to be the mountains, right?
Hades: OR mint chocolate factories.
Zeus: OR hotel pillows.
Hades: Yes, hotel pillows.
Zeus: Then it's settled. Our beloved Andy who left us far too soon will forever be remembered as Andes, guardian of hotel pillows.
Hades: I'm not sure we could have done his memory any further justice.
-Zeus starts to break down-
Zeus: I still can't believe he's gone!
Hades: Pull it together, brother. You are the god of Olympus.
Zeus: A god without a chosen son. Andy was like a son to me, Hades. Even though he was my boss and he gave me money.
-zeus crumples up the local paper-
Zeus: Filthy journalists have failed to post his obituary yet. Where's the respect?
Hades: Perhaps his obituary is too powerful for the pages of an out of style news medium.
Zeus: Perhaps. I think we should start a fundraising campaign for the memory of our fallen friend, Andy.
Hades: I think that's a great idea. Make it very public and receive as much cash as possible.
Zeus: Plus, I think Andy would want us to keep all the money we are given...seeing as he gave us money on those two occasions.
Hades: Well, I'm sold. Lets do it.
Zeus: Andy. Rest in peace, brother. We will now go and receive money from people in your memory.
-the motivated gods exit their roach infested apartment to do Andy's memory some more justice-
