Dystopia XXX!!!

~ We open in a well kept backyard. Many people will recognize it as The Yard. The lawn is well groomed, and the ring is….covered by a large tarp?? Wait a minute… where are the fans? The crew? The Mariachi Band?! It's supposed to be the biggest Dystopia ever! Its a fucking pay-per-view, God Damnit!! The Yard should be hyped as hell right now! Where is everybody?! ~


Narrator: For five long years, Outsiders Championship Wrestling has been the leading alternative for OCW fans. What started off as a fad has bloomed into a cult following of rapid fans. They are loyal to Outsiders, doing anything they can to support The Yard…. Even if it means leaving said Yard…..


~ We cut to the streets of Key West, Florida. Hordes of people are walking the streets, clogging up traffic, drinking in public, and carrying the ever popular community coolers full of beer. Cars are honking as people are yelling at this close to two hundred people. These Yardies do not take kindly to this. Half full beer cans fly at windshields and heads. Some brave souls step out of their vehicles, but they are swarmed and attacked by The Yardies. Our fans make Florida Man look tamed. After the violence, they continue walking.~


Narrator: Like salmon swimming upstream, The Yardies don't let any obstacle stop their migration. Even the police give them a wide berth. These faithful fans walk for hours until they reach their destination; THE KEY WEST ARENA!


~ We see The Yardies approach the Key West Arena and lines have already formed from the other OCW fans. The usual Massacre fans. As raucous as the Massacre fans are, they part when they see The Yardies approach. They stare as if awed as The Yardies boldly stroll to the front of the lines. They try to open the doors, which are still locked. Undeterred, they merely start charging at the doors, some using the coolers as battering rams! The doors break down and everyone cheers as they file in. ~


Narrator: For one night only, The Yard comes to the Key West Arena! Titles will be defended, vengeance will be had, and vacant championships will be claimed!! All this and more as OCW and Outsiders present….

DYSTOPIA XXX: BIGGER, LONGER, AND UNCUT!!!

~ We go to a live feed of The Key West Arena!! It is packed to the brim! Every seat is filled and then some. Some people sit on others laps. The Mariachi Band are on the stage, but they are not alone! They are joined by Rise Against!! The two bands are playing Nowhere Generation and it fucking ROCKS!! The fans are cheering and going nuts!! You would think the mariachi style would hinder the original, but it makes it better!! As they finish, the crowd goes nuts!! Then, the lights dim….

A single spotlight illuminates the stage and fans cheer as Belvedere steps out. He walks down the ramp as the spotlight stays on him. "BEL-VE-DERE!" chants can be heard as he walks up the ringsteps, steps between the ropes and goes to the middle of the ring. He raises his microphone…~


Belvedere: Ladies and Gentlemen….Welcome to DYSTOPIA XXX!!!


~ The crowd goes nuts, especially The Yardies. Beer cans and undergarments fly through the air. To the delight and surprise of the crowd, fireworks start going off on the stage and around the OCWTRON! Not the Roman candles and sparklers that are seen in The Yard, but actual great ones! Welsh must be running around backstage to see how much was actually spent on them. After two solid minutes of fireworks, they stop and the lights come on. ~


Belvedere: Please help me welcome your color commentators for this evening…. OCW Hall of Famers… PRESIDENT DEAN, AND MIKE ZYBALA!!!


~ As Dean and Zybala walk out, the crowd erupts with cheers! The pair are dressed in nice suits and make their way to where Hood and Smith usually sit. They sit down behind the table and put on the headsets. ~


Dean: HOLY SHIT, SUCKAS!! Welcome to Dystopia XXX!!! Brought to you by Roku TV, Pluto TV, YouTube, and OCW TV! I'm Dean! He's Mikey Z! And I can't believe that you talked Welsh into this!!

Zybala: It wasn't that hard. He already had the time-slot, our guys don't make as much as the "main roster" folks, and he gets a paid night off. Plus, the tournament IS named after him. The stars aligned just right for us.

Dean: I'm glad they did! As much as I love The Yard, we needed an Arena this big for a show this big! We finish off the Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament tonight! Four teams are left to fight it out for the vacant Tag Titles, the vacant Omega X belt, the vacant Streaming Service belt, and a shot at either our world title or the OCW Craze title!

Zybala: Then we got former tag partners going one on one as Crash Rodriguez takes on "Easton Alexander!" Crash blames E.A.for them getting knocked out of the tournament and he's looking for revenge!

Dean: Then there's the main event! After beating arch-rival Marcus Welsh in a surprisingly good match, The Nickleman takes on the Outsiders World Champion, Lord Allton for the gold!

Zybala: Who will be our champion? Will Allton still be able to Lord the title over everyone? Will The Nickleman be the Bastard to end the second longest title reign in Outsider's history??

Dean: We find out all that and more, TONIGHT!! Belvedere, my man, get this shit started!!


~ The camera cuts over to Belvedere standing in the ring. Mitch is in the corner, waving to the fans and looking sober. He's even dressed in slacks and a referee shirt! He wants to be professional apparently. Belvedere approves. He raises the microphone….. ~



Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, one and all, welcome to DYSTOPIA: XXX: BIGGER, LONGER AND UNCUT!!!


~ The fans explode in cheers. Yardies or Faithful, it doesn't matter. OCW in all its forms is loved! ~




Belvedere: The following is your opening match of the evening and it's scheduled for one fall!

Yardies: ONE FALL!!:

Belvedere: And it's a Semi-Finals round match in The Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament!......Introducing first… at a combined weight of "your future Outsiders Tag Team Champions".…they are FANNY AND VICKY STONE!!!!


~ hits the speakers and the fans cheer as Fanny and Vicky Stone walk out from backstage. They wave to the crowd as they make their way down the ramp. Fanny looks a bit awe struck as she's fighting in an actual arena for once. The two ladies get in the ring and high-five each other. ~


Zybala: Fanny and Vicky seem to be getting along.

Dean: But for how long? They still seem to be fighting over The Wizard during their promos…

Zybala: Who knows… and who knows what they see in "Wizzy."


~ As if they're "Wizzy" sense was tingling, both women turn their heads to stare daggers at Zybala! He looks confused as Belvedere continues…~


Belvedere: And their opponents.… introducing first…. From Little Italy, NYC by way of Sicily…. Weighing in at 550 pounds…. FRANCISCO 'FRANKIE LAROSSIA!!!!


~ The Beastie Boys "No Sleep Til Brooklyn'' hits the speakers and the Faithful let out a huge cheer. The huge 7 feet 5 inch giant has to duck as he exits the Gorilla position. He looks focused as he makes his way to the ring. Frankie steps over the top rope and raises a fist in the air, which pops the crowd. Belvedere continues as the music stops…~


Belvedere: And his partner… Hailing from Greenwich, Connecticut but residing in Hollywood, California... weighing in at 225 pounds…..accompanied by the Children of Vard... this is DYLAN THOMAS!!!!!!!!!!


~The opening bars of 'Watch Me Shine' by Fozzy plays and boos fill The arena! After a few moments, the curtains part open and out steps Lopa, followed by her three disciples. Upon seeing them, everyone boos more. The group ignores them and a moment later, Dylan walks out behind them. He looks around at OCW arena, as if in a trance. The group ignores the fans as they head down the ramp. Dylan hops up on the apron and steps through the ropes. Dylan ignores Frankie as Lopa shouts orders at Dylan, who nods dreamily.The Children of Vard head to Dylan and Frankie’s corner.~


Dean: Not surprisingly, Frankie didn't come out with SuckaLord. The champ is probably preparing for his title match.

Zybala: Allton needs to be as prepared as possible. He's going up against The Nickleman. He's not one to be taken lightly.


~ Like their last match, Dylan tells Frankie that he's going to start the match. Frankie steps over the ropes and waits in the corner. Fanny and Vicky do a quick Rock, Paper, Scissors to decide. Vicky wins and Fanny goes to their corner, stepping through the ropes. Mitch signals for the bell, getting surprised when he hears an actual ring bell and not a cowbell Vicky and Dylan lock up and the match is underway! Vicky quickly digs her nails into Dylan's flesh in a very non-kinky way. Dylan tries to pull away, but Vicky's nails are in tight. We can see little droplets of blood start to form.

Vicky then drives her head forward and hits a headbutt on Thomas! She releases her grip as Dylan is stunned and starts punching him, backing The Alpha into her corner. She is still punching Thomas, stunning him as he tries to defend himself. Vicky turns him face first into the corner, and Fanny waves at Dylan while talking shit! Vicky backs to the other corner and charges, driving both knees into Dylan's back! Dylan cries out in pain as he falls to the mat, clutching his back. The fans cheer the action! ~


Dean: Dylan ain't looking so good in the opening moments of this match. Maybe hanging with that wolf bitch ain't helping him.

Zybala: Don't count Dylan just yet. As someone who's gone to war against him, he isn't done yet.


~ With Dylan down, Stone goes to climb the turnbuckle, and Fanny reaches over and makes the blind tag. This unsteadies Stone, who falls off the ropes, but lands on her feet. Vicky starts yelling at Fanny, who yells right back about wanting to help. Dylan uses this distraction to crawl over to his corner and tag in Frankie! The Yardies cheer as the giant steps over the top rope. Fanny sees this and stops yelling at Vicky, who keeps arguing. Fanny simple points and Vicky, looking annoyed, turns her head. They both see Frankie walking over, and Vicky ducks between the ropes. She tells Fanny to go help like she wanted to. Fanny gulps as she steps into the ring.

She nervously walks up to Frankie and tries to bat her eyes at him. He smiles and shakes his head no. He quickly grabs Fanny and hoists her over one shoulder! Fanny starts yelling and flailing, slamming her fists against Frankie's chest to little effect. Frankie looks like he is about to attempt a powerslam, but Fanny slides backwards while wrapping her arms around Frankie's neck! She tries to bring him down for a Reverse D.D.T. but Frankie still stands, inadvertently helping Fanny start to choke him! Mitch notices this and starts to yell at Fanny to let go but she screams that she's afraid of heights and doesn't wanna fall from that high. Frankie tries to reach around as if to give Fanny a piggyback ride to try to alleviate the pressure, but she is flailing around too much.

Dylan sees this and runs in the ring. Ignoring Mitch yelling at him that he's not the legal man, Dylan grabs Fanny and holds her up. He says that he's got her and he won't let go. She looks down asking him "Really?" He smiles and nods. Fanny lets go of Frankie's neck and he starts sucking in air, happy to breathe again. Fanny looks relieved as Thomas gently places Fanny down. She thanks him for his chivalry and he smiles again before he drops her with a belly to belly suplex! The fans boo as Dylan walks back to his corner and smugly steps between the ropes. Frankie shakes his head as he makes the cover. ~


Mitch: One…….





Two….



Zybala: And Vicky runs in to break up the pin!

Dean:: Saving her partner and their winning chances there.

Zybala: Dylan being a bit sneaky pretending to be a gentleman.

Dean: By any means, sucka. Thomas may be with those wolf weirdos but he still wants to be a champion!


~ Back on his feet, Frankie waits for Fanny to rise. Fanny reaches her feet, staggering and stumbling. Frankie dives in, looking to lift Fanny for a spinebuster! Fanny starts screaming about "non-consent" and "I have a boyfriend! And husband!" Frankie lets go of Fanny immediately because he doesn't want to be viewed as a perv. Fanny runs over to her corner and tags in Vicky. She enters the ring as Fanny looks shaken. Vicky tells her that Frankie was just wrestling, not sexually assaulting her. It takes a few minutes, but Vicky finally convinces Fanny. Fanny looks over Vicky's shoulder and apologizes to Frankie, who is literally looming behind Vicky.

He tells Fanny it's no problem as he snares a handful of Vicky's hair and jerks her head back...he looks at Vicky in the eyes and thumps his right hand hard on her forehead. Stone collapses to the mat as Frankie pushes Fanny off of the apron before going for the pin. Mitch gets in position and makes the count as the fans boo! ~


Mitch: One…..



Tw…HEY! STOP THAT!


~ Mitch jumps to his feet and starts yelling at Lopa who was holding down Vicky's feet! Frankie gets up and starts yelling at Lopa alongside Mitch, though he is using more colorful language than the ref. Dylan even looks annoyed at the actions of Lopa for the briefest of moments before the glazed look comes back on his face. The Cultist holds her hands up as she backs away from the ring, pleading innocence. Mitch has his eye on her. Frankie drags Vicky to the center of the ring and goes to pin her. Vicky springs up and rolls Frankie into a small package!~


Mitch: One…..




Two…….




~ Frankie kicks out looking surprised. Vicky gets to her feet as Frankie starts to get up. With a surge of adrenaline, she gives the kneeling giant a hard kick to the gut and hits a desperate Stunner! Frankie is indeed stunned as he falls back into his own corner. Dylan reaches over the rope and tags himself in. He rushes in and forearms Vicky right in the mush! Vicky is forced into the ropes. She shakes her head to clear the cobwebs and goes to counter-attack, but is stopped by Lupa reaching under the ropes and grabbing her foot! Mitch starts yelling at Lopa as the cultist releases Vicky's foot. Stone turns to try to kick at Lupa, who backs away. Stone turns to see Dylan about to attack!

Vicky counters by ducking under Dylan's fist and rolls him up in an inside cradle near the ropes. As Mitch gets in position, Lopa goes to the ring edge to push the ball of people to help Dylan get on top, not noticing Dylan reaching for the ropes and almost getting to them! Thomas rolls on top, but Vicky somehow keeps the momentum going and stays on top! Mitch quickly checks the shoulders before counting! ~


Mitch: One…..





Two……





THREE!!!


~ The sound of cheers is deafening as Mitch calls for the bell! Fanny rushes into the ring and helps Vicky to her feet and hugs her! She starts screaming and starts jumping up and down. Dylan is pissed, looking around for Frankie, seeing him being distracted by another Cultist showing the big man a brochure about The Children of Vard. Frankie was looking annoyed before he heard the bell ring. Now he looks as angry as Dylan, who is now getting yelled at by Lopa, hanging his head low.. ~


Belvedere: Here are your winners, and moving on to the final round….. VICKY STONE AND FANNY!!


~ The fans cheer once more as Mitch holds up the arms of the two ladies. Fanny and Vicky high-five fans around the ring and still celebrate all the way up the ramp before disappearing behind the curtain. After they leave, the Children of the Vard swarm the ring, attacking Frankie! However with how large Frankie is he puts up more than enough fight. Soon, the numbers start to overwhelm an already tired Sicilian giant. And soon enough Vincenzo and Tank join the fray to enormous cheers and Lopa and Dylan try to make an escape with Lopa pulling Dylan by the hand!

They get on the stage and stop to watch the carnage in the ring. The crowd cheers as Lord Allton appears from behind the curtain! Lopa and Dylan turn around just in time to see Allton rear a fist back to punch Lopa with the L.A.G. punch! At the very last second, she squirms away by ducking behind the curtain! In the process, she doesn’t notice that her Wolf head medallion has fallen on the ground!

Pissed that Lopa escaped again, Allton charges the ring, running over the medallion in the process, shattering it and is a one-man wrecking crew to the Children of the Vard! It’s a L.A.G. punch for Ichabod into stereo big boots from Vincenzo and Tank! Frankie double chokeslams Jeremiah and Cedric and Lord Allton then runs his chair over Jeremiah’s leg, breaking it before locking Cedric into the Python Grip!

The Faithful are losing their shit. The A-List Family are finally winning! The Children one by one are being taken out and the Yardies are loving it! The A-List Family clear the ring of the Children of the Vard. One by one, they tumble out of the ring hard! Then an irate Lord Allton demands a microphone from Belvedere and Belvedere obliges. ~


Allton: Lopa! Look at your family now! And look at mine!!!!! You can’t hide in that house forever. There’s no-one now to protect you!!!! I told you at Dystopia XXX this ends and that I was coming for you! Well payment is due!!!!!!!!!!!!


~ Allton slams the microphone onto the ground as the yardies cheer loudly again and we go for a break! ~


Dean: I didn't see that coming.

Zybala: Neither did I. I thought Frankie and Dylan were gonna win this whole thing.

Dean: The wolf bitch costed her Alpha the match by fucking around too much. She almost found out, but escaped SuckaLord again.

Zybala: And now Dylan has to face Frankie later on for one of the Outsiders titles or a number one contendership for the Outsiders World belt or the Craze Title.

Dean: Speaking of the Craze title, we got former Craze champ Crash Rodriguez facing "Easton Alexander" next! This is gonna be a grudge match!!

Zybala: It all started off good for the pair in the tag tourney. But then they faced off against The A-List Family, and by extension, Dylan's Cult.

Dean: Let's go to the tape to see what happened!



~ The big screen lights up with scenes from Dystopia 29. Crash and Dylan are duking it out in the ring with Crash getting the upper hand. The Cult then rush over to attack the "Easton Alexander" which distracts Crash. That allows Thomas to roll him up and get the pin. Crash isn't happy about this. The Cult and The Family leave The Yard as Crash rolls out of the ring and walks over to "Easton."

Crash starts yelling at the cutout, which is still on the ground, calling him all sorts of names. He then picks up "Easton" only to drop him with a sick Crash Landing! Crash is still yelling as he leaves The Yard, all the while getting booed. The Mariachi Band comes out with an inflatable pool raft and carefully puts the cardboard cutout on it. They put a necklace around the cutout and carefully bring it into the house as we go back to the live feed. ~


Zybala: A vicious attack. We weren't sure if "Alexander" would even make it tonight.

Dean: But he is, sucka! Nothing keeping The Canadian Dragon down! Let's throw it over to Belvedere to gets this match going!





Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!

Fans: ONE FALL!

Belvedere: Introducing first…. He hails from Kansas City, Missouri...standing 5’11 and weighing in at 207 lbs...he is the OCW Paradigm Champion...he is ‘The Crooked Man’ CRASH RODRIGUEZ!!!


~"No Love" by Death Grips hits! The fans boo the champion immediately Crash emerges with Lou behind him. Crash’s fists are taped. He pats at the Paradigm Title around his waist as he marches down the ramp. Lou talks trash while hyping up his client to any and every person within earshot. Crash hops onto the apron before reaching his feet. He looks across the ring at Mitch and walks over. He asks the red if he's holding, and Mitch sadly replies not tonight. Crash understands. The music stops and Belvedere continues.~


Belvedere: And his opponent…. From North Bay, Ontario, Canada... He stands 6 foot, 1 inches tall... HE IS THE CANADIAN DRAGON…EASTON... ALLLLLLLLLEXANDER!!!!!


I'M COMING HOME

I'VE BEEN GONE FOR FAR TOO LONG.

DO YOU REMEMBER ME AT ALL

I'M LEAVING... HAVE I FUCKED THINGS UP AGAIN! 


~ The Yardies cheer as they await "Alexander" as the rest of the crowd seem suspicious of the pre-match video package. The Yardies cheer louder as The Mariachi Band appear from behind the curtain, bringing out a very real looking blowup doll of Easton Alexander with them! The group make their way down the ramp as "Hearts Burst Into Fire" by Bullet For My Valentine continues to play. The group make it to the ring as Crash struggles to contain his laughter. Belvedere rolls his eyes before leaving the ring.~


Dean: Look at "Easton!" The sucka is looking swole tonight!!

Zybala: It does look like he jacked up since the last time we saw him. He definitely took his training for this match seriously.



~ The bell rings and the match begins with Crash rushing at "Easton," attempting a clothesline. The Mariachi Band dive out of the way as "Easton" reverses into a lovely drop toe hold and Crash positions the doll to grab him in a STF! Crash cries out in pain before he quickly gets to the ropes, breaking the hold. Crash gets up before lifting "Easton" up. Crash makes the first move by hitting "Easton" with a right jab right in the jaw. "Alexander" staggers back as Crash follows it up with a body slam. "Alexander" gets brought back up and gets met with an arm drag takedown. Crash does it twice more to the boos of the crowd. On the last arm drag Crash holds onto it and turns it into an arm bar. "Easton" might be screaming in pain, but it's a blowup doll. Crash stands it up as he twists "Easton's" arm with an arm wrench. Crash then turns it into a hammer lock. ~


Zybala: What technical wrestling shown here by The Crooked Man.

Dean: Despite the early offense by The Canadian Dragon, Crash has bounced back. But for how long sucka?


~ A Mariachi member runs in and helps "Easton" reverse the hammer lock of its own! "Easton" lets go and Crash faces it. "Alexander" gives Crash a stiff Mariachi assisted forearm shot right to the jaw, sending Rodriguez back just a little. The Mariachi then hoists up "Easton" to hit an enziguri on Crash! Crash falls to the mat and "Easton" is dragged to a corner. "Easton" then "climbs" to the top turnbuckle before The Mariachi makes it do many flips in the air, to the fans delight, before throwing it on Crash, hitting The Crooked Man with a devastating 4500 Splash! The crowd cheers as you didn't read that extra zero wrong. It was a 4500 splash! Deal with it! "Easton" makes the pin! ~


Mitch: One….








Two….







~ No! Kick out by Crash! The Mariachi member stands up "Easton" and argues with Mitch!. "Easton" gives up on the ref and starts kicking Crash, more like The Mariachi member lifting "Alexander" up and down onto Crash. "Easton" then pulls up Crash and sends him into the ropes. The Mariachi Band member throws "Easton" at Crash, as if trying for a cross body! Crash counters and catches "Alexander" in mid-air. He picks "E.A." up on his shoulders and connects with a Death Valley Driver!! Both men are down as the ref starts the ten count. By the count of 5, Crash makes it to his feet by using the ropes to help him up. "Easton" is then dragged to its feet by Crash and the two lock up! They are struggling against each other in a mighty test of strength. The entire audience is cheering because who doesn't like bullshit wrestling? Wait… you don't? Then why the fuck are you reading an Outsiders show? That's all your fault if you don't like it.

Anyways, "The Canadian Dragon" pushes Crash towards the ropes, but Crash reverses it, shoving his opponent against the ropes. He then leans "Alexander" against the ropes and smacks it in the head! The crowd boos at this. Crash then backs away to the opposite side before charging at "Easton!" Whether it was the smack to the head or a random gust of wind, "Alexander" falls to the mat which sends Crash tumbling over the top rope to the floor! The Mariachi member grabs "E.A." and hits the ropes. "E.A." does like five cartwheels before "leaping" high in the air and over the ropes! "Easton" lands on Crash and the two fall in a heap! ~


Zybala: The Canadian Dragon takes down The Crooked Man after a gravity defying leap!

Dean: Which sucka is gonna get in the ring first?


~ Crash is first to his feet and he lifts up "Easton" and rolls it in the ring. He follows and tries to lift "Easton" but is met with a low blow uppercut!! The fans boo the usually lawful "Easton" as Crash puts his head between its legs. With an audible gasp from the crowd, Crash is hit with a Canadian Destroyer!! Both competitors are down on the mat as Crash reaches out and pulls the doll on top of him. ~


Mitch: One…..







Two…..







THREENOOOOO!!!!


~ Rodriguez barely gets his shoulder up before Mitch hits the mat for a third time! The crowd boos the heel as a Mariachi member makes "Easton" pound on the mat in frustration. ~


Dean: So close there! The sucka was so close to getting revenge.

Zybala: If "Easton" wants to win, he needs to get out of Mitch's face and focus on Crash.


~ "Easton" and the Mariachi member are arguing that Crash didn't get his shoulder up in time. Frustrated, they turn to see Crash slowly getting to his feet. They run at The Crooked Man, who dives out of the way, sending "Easton" colliding with the corner! Crash then lifts his opponent to the second turnbuckle and climbs up behind it. He then lowers his head as he wraps up "Alexander's" arms in his own. He lifts up "Easton" before precariously climbing to the top rope. Fans are screaming no and a few close their eyes to block the on coming horror, except The Yardies, who cheer on in anticipation! Crash leaps off the top turnbuckle with an Avalanche Crash Landing!! A loud pop can be heard when Crash hits the mat! "Alexander" visibly deflates as Crash makes the cover! ~



Mitch: One……








Two……








THREE!!!



~ The crowd boos as Crash stands up with his arms raised in the air. He music hits as he celebrates his win while acting hurt and winded. Lou Pohl hands him a broom that he got from somewhere, and Crash sweeps the now dead blowup doll out of the ring as we go to a commercial for a new sensation that will sweep the nation. All nations in fact! Except Australia, because as we all know, it does NOT exist. ~






~ We come back from that commercial. I don't know what to make of it either. We cut over to Dean and Zybala. ~


Zybala: Well, it seems they'll hand out t.v. shows to anyone nowadays.

Dean: I'll watch anything my big home produces! That shit looks tight!

Zybala: Whatever. Before we start the Greek Gods vs Max and Gilbert match, I’ve been asked to cut to the following clip by Max so um….let’s go.

Dean: Aw shit! This should be savage, sucka!


~ We join Gilbert and Max at a local hardware store. Max is like a kid on Christmas while Gilbert is the one pushing the trolley (shopping cart) around. Going down the aisles, Max looks around at the various tools and is VERY enthusiastically throwing them into the trolley. Poor Gilbert has to duck a few times to avoid getting smacked in the head with a flying hammer……..or seven. ~


Gilbert: Hey, watch it Max! Careful!

Max: Careful?! Do you think that the Greek Gods are gonna be careful at Dystopia XXX?

Gilbert: N-no. But we’re in a hardware store gosh darn it!

Max: Hey! Woah! Watch the potty mouth! What would your mother say?

Gilbert: Well look, I’m sorry. But it h-had to be said, you know?


~ Max rolls his eyes. ~


Max: ……Now where are the body bags?

Gilbert: W-wait. We’re actually buying body bags?!!

Max: Yes. Why?

Gilbert: I th-thought you were joking about that.

Max: Oh, Gilly.

Gilbert: Gilbert.


~ Max puts an arm around Gilbert, pulling him in close. ~


Max: Maxxie never, NEVER jokes about VIOLENCE!


~ Max then sees a worker in the aisle. ~


Max: Hey, buddy….


~ The screen then fades out and we return to Zybala and Dean. ~


Zybala: Do you think that Max really bought body bags?

Dean: Maaaan, with that psycho-sucka? Anything is possible. Let's take it over to Belvedere to see what happens!


~ We pan over to Belvedere, ready and waiting. He gets the signals and starts his magic. ~




Belvedere: The following match is a Semi-Finals round match in The Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament and it is scheduled for one fall!

Yardies: ONE FALL!!

Belvedere: Introducing first…. Hailing from Mount Olympus…. At a combined weight of, according to them, 476 pounds of pure, godly muscle…..This is Zeus and Hades… THE GREEK GODS!!!


~ Metallica's "Enter Sandman" hits the speakers as The Yardies in the crowd erupt with cheers. The normal Faithful, if you can call those animals "normal," look at their Yard counterparts skeptically. Zeus and Hades aren't all that special to the regular OCW crowd. The Gods jump out onto the ramp looking pumped! A few of The Yardies hold up "BELIEVE IN THE GODS" signs. The Gods nod their approval as they walk by these folks on their way to the ring. When they reach the ring, Hades slides under the ropes and wiggles his tongue around, trying to look menacing as Zeus climbs to the middle ropes, throwing a fist in the air. They then stand in the ring flexing for the crowd, feeling the love from The Yardies in the crowd. The music stops and Belvedere continues to work his craft. ~


Belvedere: And their opponents…. weighing in at 400 pounds….. hailing from where all Rob characters reside….. they are GILBERT AND MAX ROTTEN!!


~ "Welcome to Hell" by Venom hits the speakers and the fans are a mix of cheers and boos. They like Gilbert, but loathe Rotten. As the drums of the song really kick in, Max and Gilbert step out from behind the curtain and make their way down to the ring. Suddenly Max thrusts his arm in the air and there it is! He’s carrying a body bag. Gilbert, a few steps behind, is gingerly carrying another. ~


Dean: Shit, sucka! He actually got ‘em!

Zybala: I suppose we can start to take whatever Max says from now on as gospel.

Dean: Yeah….


~ On the way down the ramp, Max and Gilbert high-five fans (or as many as they can at least) and then dump the body bags by the apron. Max then slides into the ring while Gilbert slowly walks up the ring steps. Max leaps up on a turnbuckle and raises his arms. Gilbert attempts the same but decides it’s too high so stays in the ring. The music then dies down. Mitch checks everyone as Belvedere exits the ring. Mitch then signals for the bell as Max allows Gilbert to start the match as Hades starts for his team. ~


Dean: Despite always wanting to fight, Max is letting Gilbert start the match.

Zybala: I think I saw him mention Alice. Maybe Max is being a good wingman and letting Gilbert strut his stuff?

Dean: Good luck with that..


~ Instead of trying to fight, Gilbert actually does some stretching. Hades' eyes light up and he does the same thing. Zeus rolls his eyes and Max actually encourages Gilbert telling him to keep limber and prevent cramps. He then shouts that Hades is mocking him by stretching as well. Gil's eyes narrow and he charges at Hades. Unfortunately, Hades is too quick… compared to Gilbert, He snares Gilbert and wrangles him into a side headlock. Smiling, Hades yells to Zeus, "I got him! Training actually WORKS!!" Gilbert tries to break free, but Hades' grip is too tight. Gilbert musters the energy to throw Hades off balance and shove him into the ropes. He tries whipping Hades to the other side...but Hades grabs the ropes tightly. Gilbert takes the chance to start wailing at Hades with punches and slaps! Max cheers that "some fucking action" is actually happening and Hades scream for Mitch to get Gilbert off of him. ~


Dean: The Sucka god is hanging on them ropes like this is a battle royal and Gilbert isn't letting up!

Zybala: And breaking the rules a little bit. Rotten seems to be rubbing off on Gil.

Dean: Is that a good thing or bad thing?

Zybala: Yes…


~ Mitch tells Gilbert to back off and he does. Hades releases the ropes and drops to one knee. Gilbert charges back at Hades and bullies him into the ropes once again. Gilbert tries whipping him off again...but once again, Hades grabs the ropes. Zeus slaps the top buckle and yells, "Fight back!" He claps his hands, trying to get the fans behind Hades. Gilbert grabs a hold of Hades' head and violently rubs it against the top rope, causing a bit of brush burn on Hades left cheek!

The fans boo Gilbert a bit. The act causes Hades to release the ropes. For a third time Gilbert tries whipping Hades across the ring… but this time, Hades plants his feet and reverses Gilbert's attempt, sending him into the opposite ropes! Gilbert hits the ropes and bounces off, coming at Hades. The god tries to hip-toss Gilbert, but the number one Alice fan tries to plant his feet. It kind of works in the effect that Hades performs a half-assed judo toss that sends Gilbert crumbling to the mat! Hades falls to the mat as well as if he's exhausted, even though the match literally just started.

Zeus is cheering on his brother as Max yells at Gilbert to tag him. Both downed men start crawling to their corners and make the hot tag at the same time! Zeus and Rotten enter the ring and run at each other! The collide and the fist fly! Rotten shouts "FINALLY" as he is seeing some in ring action for the first time in months. Zeus is actually holding his own, but just barely. The two keep fighting and Rotten goes for a wild swing and Zeus ducks. He quickly grabs Rotten around the head and applies a textbook side headlock. ~


Zybala: Zeus surprises the world as he actually got control of the match with a headlock on Rotten!

Dean: I honestly thought this would have been a massacre and the god surprises everyone!


~ Mitch hovers over Rotten, asking if he wants to submit. Rotten refuses even as Zeus wrenches in the hold. Max hits Zeus with a few kidney punches to make the God break the hold, which he does. Zeus holds his side as Rotten cinches in a headlock of his own. Zeus struggles to get free as Mitch tries to see past the flailing arms if the hold is legal. When he gets a clear view, he yells at Max for using a choke hold and forces the forgotten Rotten brother to break the hold!

Max holds his hands up to show Mitch he's listening before rushing in and locking in a headlock once more. He keeps it legal this time as Mitch is watching. Max holds the hold as the fans boo at this minimal display of action. This seems to only fuel Rotten as he lowers his arms slightly and starts to choke out Zeus, a move Mitch quickly spots and yells at Max to stop. When Rotten doesn't listen, Mitch starts the five count. Just before five is reached, Rotten laughs as he releases Zeus again.

Zeus, finally able to breathe, struggles to catch his breath; his face a beet red. He looks at Hades and sees that his brother has recovered a little. Zeus hurries toward his partner, but Rotten reaches out, snaring him by the head and regaining the side head lock. This takes the wind out of the crowd. "NOT AGAIN" one fan is overheard yelling. Rotten drags Zeus around the ring, his head in that side head lock, twisting, jerking, turning...bullying the god, letting him know who is in charge. ~


Zybala: I thought Zeus was finally free, there.

Dean: Nope. But for someone who has been complaining about not getting a real fight, Rotten sure is slowing down the pace.


~ Zeus throws a kidney shot at Rotten, who flinches but still holds on to the headlock. Zeus tries lifting Max up for a side suplex...but Max is too heavy for Zeus. Annoyed at the feeble attempt, Rotten begins punching Zeus in the face, while retaining the side head lock. Zeus's knees grow weak. Max stops punching and looks at his fist. He sees some blood and smiles as the fans boo. He bullies Zeus back into a corner. He then charges out, with that side head lock and leaps into the air, smashing Zeus face first into the mat with a bulldog!! Zeus rolls over onto his back, his nose looking busted. He tries to suck some air down...but before he can, Rotten smothers him once again with the side head lock!

The fans boo vociferously. Rotten grins maliciously as he squeezes with murderous intent. Zeus's movements slow. His face is covered in sweat, a tiny bit of blood, and about as red as a face can naturally become. Hades is yelling for his brother to fight back! Zeus slowly reaches his arm up. Rotten is smiling, mocking Zeus. Rotten frees one hand to grab an arm of Zeus and dangle it towards Hades. He mocks the gods to reach and tag each other as the boos continue. ~


Dean: That Rotten sucka is exactly that! Kicking a sucka while they down. .

Zybala: I don't know what the fans are booing more… the forever headlock or Rotten's antics.


~ Feeling some pressure leave his head, Zeus uses his free hand to try to push away from Rotten, who is caught off guard. He tries to strengthen the hold, but Zeus takes the moment to punch Rotten in the hip, trying to Charlie Horse him! Rotten releases Zeus to rub his hip. Zeus then goes for the eyes, gauging at them! Mitch just watches, letting Zeus get some payback. The fans pop! Rotten blinding swings his arms around, but Zeus falls to his knees, avoiding the blows. His face is still red and sweaty as he struggles to catch his breath. He crawls to a corner and looks up only to see Gilbert.

Rotten rubs at his eyes, trying to clear them and turns to Zeus when he does. He charges The Greek God who ducks out of the way! Rotten runs into the corner, stunned and he accidentally tags in Gilbert! Zeus gets to his feet and tries to get to Hades but is stopped by Gil. Gilbert spins Zeus around and delivers a series of knife edged chops. Zeus is being driven back until Max composes himself and starts arguing with Mitch that he didn't mean to tag Gilbert, which distracts his partner. Zeus takes the momentary lapse to run over to his corner and tags in Hades! The crowd cheers as Hades rushes in the ring and pushes Rotten, who was halfway between the ropes, all the way out and onto the floor. He then turns to Gilbert and starts attacking him with lefts and rights! Gilbert tries to counter with a wild swing of his own, but gets countered with a small package! ~


Mitch: One…..





T….




~ Gilbert kicks out and both men quickly scramble to their feet. Hades grabs Gilbert by the wrist and whips him across the ring. Gilbert slams into the corner and Hades charges in with a big splash! Gilbert gets sandwiched between Hades and the turnbuckle! Hades backs up and Gilbert stumbles toward him. Hades kicks Gil in the gut and tries to drop him with a DDT, but Gilbert's head kind of slips out as Hades falls backwards. Hades reacts quickly though and grabs Gilbert's shirt and drags Gilbert down as he falls. As Hades lands on his back, Gilbert hits the mat face first!! Hades rolls him over for a pin!! The crowd is jumping up and down as Mitch gets in position but only counts to 2 before Gilbert kicks out once more. Hades slams the mat in frustration. ~


Zybala: Gilbert kicks out! Hades has turned this thing around for The Gods!

Dean: It seems Hades wants to show that their winning streak hasn't been a fluke.

Zybala: As long as they can keep Gilbert away from tagging in Max, they may win this.

Dean: As long as the suckas can actually hit moves…


~ Hades stands up, holds his arm back and starts yelling for Gilbert to get up! Gil slowly gets to his feet, using the ropes as an aide. Hades swings his hand forward only to lightly stroke Gilbert's cheek with the back of his hand. As Gilbert gets very uncomfortable and looks to Mitch for help, Hades backhands Gilbert with Temptation! ! The Gill-Man stumbles backwards through the ropes and falls to the floor! Hades looks down at Gilbert before he starts a rhythmic clapping, which the fans take up. Hades then runs at the opposite ropes to build up momentum. As his back is turned, Hades doesn't see Rotten get in the ring. Hades hits the ropes and as he runs back, Rotten gets in his way, pops him up in the air and drops him with a Rotten Bomb!!

If boos could literally rain down on people, Rotten would be trapped in a monsoon as he rushes over to punch Zeus hard in the jaw, knocking him to the floor! Mitch is yelling and giving Rotten the five count, but Max ignores him as he exits the ring to get Gilbert. He picks up his partner and shoves him in the ring. Rotten yells at Gilbert to pin Hades and he does. Mitch gives a last warning to Rotten before going to make the count. ~


Mitch: One…….






Two……..








THREE!!!



~ The bell rings as more boos fill The Key West Arena. Rotten rolls in the ring and picks up Gilbert on his shoulders to celebrate the win. Zeus reaches under the rope to drag his brother out of the ring. The nearby fans are trying to console them as they sadly head up the ramp. Gilbert looks amazed that he got the win as Rotten is talking all the shit to the fans, to The Gods, everyone. He is making the title gesture around his waist and the crowd boos more. ~


Zybala: And the dream is over. Zeus and Hades have been eliminated from the tournament.

Dean: I'm surprised that they got this deep in the tourney. The Sucka Gods just ran out of miracles! And to put salt in da wound, they have to face each other later tonight.

Zybala: We also now know who'll be facing each other in the main event! Rotten and Gilbert will be taking on Fanny and Vicky Stone! Will the winners become the new Outsiders Tag Champs or opt to face each other for another prize?

Dean: That's later! But first… this!







~ We cut back to see Dean just staring at Zybala, who is just trying to look innocent. He's not fooling anyone. ~

Dean: FanFic Power Rangers? Seriously??

Zybala: They paid for the ad spot?

Dean: You know you're an adult, right?

Zybala: An adult who owns a backyard wrestling fed.

Dean:.... true.

Zybala: Let's just go to our next match. Thanks to some mistaken interference from Lopa, Dylan and Frankie were knocked out of the tournament. But now they square off against each other!

Dean: I don't like Dylan's chances against that huge sucka. Especially with a prize on the line. We don't know what was chosen backstage, but we gonna find out. Belvedere! Do your thang!


~ The hard camera cuts over to Belvedere standing in the ring, ready to go. ~





Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!

Crowd: ONE FALL!!

Belvedere: And it's for Number One Contender to either the Outsiders World Championship or the OCW Craze Championship!! … introducing first…. From Little Italy, NYC by way of Sicily…. Weighing in at 550 pounds…. FRANCISCO 'FRANKIE LAROSSIA!!!!


~ The Beastie Boys "No Sleep Til Brooklyn'' hits the speakers and the Faithful let out a huge cheer. The huge 7 feet 5 inch giant has to duck as he exits the Gorilla position. He looks a little forlorn as he makes his way to the ring. He gets in the ring and waits for Dylan. He doesn't look excited about the following match. Belvedere continues as the music stops…~


Belvedere: And his opponent…. Hailing from Greenwich, Connecticut but residing in Hollywood, California... weighing in at 225 pounds…..accompanied by the Children of Vard... this is DYLAN THOMAS!!!!!!!!!!


~The opening bars of 'Watch Me Shine' by Fozzy plays and boos fill The Key West Arena! After a few moments, the curtains part open and out steps Lopa, followed by her disciples and Dylan Thomas. Upon seeing them, everyone boos more. Lopa still seems to berating Dylan for losing earlier, then yells something at The Children of Vard. The cult and Lopa run past Dylan and slide in the ring, swarming on Frankie! The big guy fends them off fairly easily until Lopa pulls out a taser and zaps Frankie! The fans boo as Frankie cries out in pain and crumples to the mat. The Cult members continue to beat down the giant as Lopa continues to zap him over and over!! ~


Zybala: Of all the dirty bullshit! I haven't seen these tactics from Dylan since when we feuded in GCWA!

Dean: I don't know, sucka… He don't look none too happy to me.


~ Dylan rushes into the ring and just stares as Lopa keeps saying "Attack him! Do as I say!!" Dylan shakes his and says no. Lopa is shocked and asks Dylan "What does he mean no?" Dylan simply pulls the smashed medallion out of his pocket (which he must have slyly found earlier) and shows it to Lopa. He then yanks Lopa away from Frankie, smacks the taser away. and raises the bitch onto his shoulders. Dylan then drops her with a THUNDEROUS Perfect Finisher double knee gutbuster!!!! As Lopa is gasping for breath, the other three cultists try to attack but Dylan swiftly dispatches them too! He then goes to check on Frankie. The two have words with each other, with Frankie looking pissed until Dylan pulls him in for a hug!!! The crowd cheers as the two friends seem to reconcile!!

The Children of Vard recover and grab the still woozy Lopa and head up the ramp to escape. Mitch picks up the taser and pockets it so no one steps on it and rolls their ankle. They almost make it up the ramp as Lord Allton steps out on the stage followed by The A-List Family, Max Rotten, Gilbert, and a mix of random Equality members. They block the path of the Cult as Tank hands Allton a microphone. ~


Allton: Lopa! I said earlier tonight that payment was due. I said that at Dystopia XXX the Children of the Vard dies and that you will pay for all of the atrocities that you have caused us. Tonight, right now, Dylan has broken your power and chose to return to the people that love him the most! Return to his WIFE! HIS FAMILY!! I’m sick of all the sit downs….all the talks…. Now it’s time for action!! Judgment is about to begin, NOW! GET THEM!!


~ The group swarm on The Cult and start beating the shit out of them much to the delight of the fans. The Children of Vard don't even have a chance to fight back. It's just an ass whooping. When the dust settles, Lissandra gets in the ring, walks right up to Dylan and smacks him! He holds his cheek telling her that he deserved that. She glares at her husband and all Dylan says is that he's sorry before pulling her in for a kiss and the couple embrace deeply as the fans cheer. Allton sheds a manly tear as he rolls in the ring and hugs The Thomas'.

Tank then throws a struggling Lopa in the ring who sits up to see everyone staring down at her. She tries to escape, but Vincenzo grabs and holds her in place. Allton gets a sinister smile as he reaches into his pocket and pulls out a pair of brass knuckles! The cheers get louder when he slips them on. He pulls back his arm, but gets stopped by Lissandra! Everyone is confused and the fans even boo, but cheer when she gestures that she wants to lay out Lopa. Allton takes off and hands her the brass knucks and steps out of the way. Lopa is shaking her head NO as Lissandra puts the weapon in her hand and nails Lopa with a punch that would make Mike Tyson proud! Vinny lets Lopa drop to mat, unconscious.


Mitch breaks up the party and reminds the group that the match needs to happen. Everyone except Dylan and Frankie leave the ring, then Mitch calls for the bell! Dylan goes to lock up with the big guy, but Frankie immediately taps out, surprising everyone! Mitch goes over and asks if he's quitting the match. Dylan walks to his opponent and asks if he's sure too. Frankie nods and says the multiple taser shots took way too much out of him. Thomas looks upset as Mitch calls for the bell. ~


Belvedere: Here is your winner and NEW Number One Contender… DYLAN THOMAS!!!


~ The crowd is mixed with boos and cheers as Thomas and Frankie leave the ring and head backstage with the rest of the reformed A-List Family. When the coast is clear, the cultist help Lopa to her feet and head backstage as well. ~


Zybala: Hopefully that's the last we'll see of them.

Dean: I hope so, but bitches like that are like a bad S.T.D.; hard to get rid of.








Dean: Welcome back, suckas!! We gonna keep this train a-rolling with a Godly match!

Zybala: Earlier tonight, the miracle run for the tag gold died when Zeus and Hades got knocked out of the tournament.

Dean: But they ain't out of a title hunt yet. Getting to the Semi-Finals guaranteed them a shot at some prize. Next, we got Zeus versus Hades for something!

Zybala: What did they pick? Belvedere! Take it away!


~ We go over to Belvedere waiting patiently in the ring. Dude is earning his paycheck tonight. ~


Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall….

Crowd: ONE FALL!

Belvedere: And it is for……..THE OUTSIDERS STREAMING SERVICES CHAMPIONSHIP!!


~ The crowd goes nuts for the announcement. ~




Belvedere: Introducing…. Demanding that they still come out together….Zeus and Hades….. THE GREEK GODS!!!


~ Metallica's "Enter Sandman" hits the speakers as the crowd goes nuts. The tag title run may be over, but The Gods have won the non-Yardies over. The Gods step out front the back, eyes red and puffy, and shoulders sagging. Hades still has tears in his eyes. The Yardies still hold up "BELIEVE IN THE GODS" signs, which causes Hades to break down crying again as he and his brother go over and hug these fans. After some godly embraces, the brothers continue to the ring, When inside, they half heartedly flex for the crowd before sadly heading towards separate corners. Mitch checks both wrestlers before signaling for the starting bell. ~


Dean: Both Sucka Gods don't seem like they wanna fight.

Zybala: Would you want to fight your own brother?

Dean: If championship gold was on the line? You bet your ass I would!


~ Zeus is turned around in his corner, grasping at the ropes, shaking as if he's trying to psyche himself up. Hades doesn't seem to be in any hurry, waiting in his own corner. Zeus slowly turns around, keeping his eyes wide. He stares over at his brother. He starts yelling at Hades that they're GODS, not weaklings! He shouts that he will respect his brother by not holding back and hopes Hades will do the same. Manly tears stream from Zeus's eyes as he shouts this. Hades merely nods as he wipes his own tears from his eyes.

Zeus gives a loud yell, then charges at Hades, swinging wildly! Hades easily dodges him, with Zeus managing to stop before hitting the turnbuckle. He spins and rushes again, but again Hades easily dodges him. Zeus, frustrated, turns and charges once more. Hades dodges again, but not fast enough. As he dodges, his foot is still sticking out! Hades trips Zeus, sending him flopping onto the mat and skidding out of the ring to the outside!

Zeus is down on the outside, trying to get himself calm and under control. Hades, sadly shaking his head, steps out onto the apron and drops down next to his brother. He pulls him up, intent on getting him back into the ring. But Zeus rears up, Hades' hand away! Both men look at their arms at the same time, both a little shocked. Zeus yells again for Hades to fight back before jumping up with a dropkick! He knocks his brother to a knee, but Hades doesn't go all the way down from the hit. He stands back up, still looking sad, but Zeus rushes at him when given the opportunity, swinging a clothesline! Hades ducks and swings at Zeus with a wild left, catching his brother in the back of the head!

Zeus stumbles forward as a grin forms on his face. He turns to his brother and gives a nod of acknowledgement. Zeus shouts "FOR OLYMPUS!" which a few fans start shouting. This seems to stir the godly blood in Hades veins. The Lord of the Underworld's sad look morphs to one of determination as he nods back at his brother. Mitch is at the very lenient count of three. Nobody likes count-out victories. Both gods scramble under the bottom rope and reenter the ring. ~


Dean: Looks like Hades is finally gonna fight!! It bout time!

Zybala: Some people like family more than others.

Dean: Hey, I love my family. Love just don't pay da bills!


~ Back in the ring, Zeus raises a hand, demanding a test of strength with Hades. Hades comes in, reaching up for the test of strength. They grab hold with each hand, and the test begins. Both gods struggle against each other, muscles bulging, sweat dripping from their foreheads! To the regular crowd, its just two scrawny white dudes sweating on each other, but The Yardies and the drunker of the Faithful are treating it as an epic clash! Some cheer for Zeus, others for Hades. Zeus gets the upper hand as he starts to force Hades to his knees and tries pushing him to the mat. Hades starts shaking his head and pushes back against his brother. With a mighty yell, Hades gets vertical once more!

He starts to push Zeus back towards the ropes, but a stomp to the foot stops Hades. He yelps before Zeus starts pushing him backwards. Turnabout is fair play as Hades stomps his brother's foot in retaliation! Zeus swears and Hades pulls down hard on Zeus's arms! Caught off guard, this brings The Lord of Olympus hitting the mat face first! Hades lets go of Zeus and rolls him over to go for a quick pin! ~



Mitch: One…..




Dean: Zeus kicks out!

Zybala: After a reluctant start, Hades is taking the fight to his brother.

Dean: This is the fire that brought them far into the tourney.

Zybala: Was that a compliment, Dean?

Dean: The suckas made me a believer


~ Hades, still looking like he doesn't want to continue, picks Zeus up and bodyslams him, planting him on the mat. Zeus cries out in pain as a flash of concern passes over Hades face. Zeus struggles back to his feet, only to have Hades lock onto him and lift him up for a suplex. Zeus wildly kicks his feet and lands back on his feet. Hades tries again, but Zeus wraps both of his legs around Hades, which throws the god off balance and both tumble to the mat. Limbs are entwined and shouts of GET OFF ME can be heard as the brothers try pushing away from each other. They break apart and Hades shoves Zeus! Zeus stumbles back but regains his footing before shoving Hades in retaliation. The brothers get in a shoving match before it breaks down into slap fighting!

The Faithful are cheering back and forth when Zeus lounges forward to tackle Hades to the mat. The two are rolling on the mat while trying to punch each other and eventually roll out of the ring! The pair hit the floor and break away from one another. They slowly stand and Zeus grabs Hades by the arm, throwing him into the steel steps with a tremendous bang! Hades is down, as Zeus looks particularly pleased with himself. He leans forward and starts yelling at Hades to get up. When he does, Zeus starts running up the very steps that Hades just hit and leaps, going for a splash onto his brother!! The crowd cheers as Hades sees Zeus at the last second and dives to the floor, dodging! Zeus smacks into the barricade hard, driving the air from his lungs!

Hades gets back up, grabbing Zeus from behind and lifts him for a German Suplex. He can't get his brother all the way over and falls onto his back with Zeus on top of him. Both men are sputtering and trying to catch their breath. Coughing as if having an asthma attack, the Gods roll into the ring. Zeus reaches into his pocket and pulls out an inhaler. He takes a few drags and starts to breathe a little easier. He tosses the inhaler to his brother. Hades catches it, taking a few puffs of his own. He thanks Zeus before charging at him! Hades tries to hit Zeus with the inhaler, but the king of the Greek gods ducks out of the way. ~


Zybala: Treachery! Hades tried to blind side his own brother!

Dean: All's fair when it comes to winning championships, sucka!


~ Zeus turns to face Hades, who has the inhaler raised high for another attack, and Lightning Bolt knife edged chops Hades open chest! Hades drops the inhaler as he holds his chest. Zeus hits the ropes and tries to nail Hades with a Big Boot, but he hits his brother just above the groin! Hades doubles over in pain because that spot is still tender. Zeus lifts up Hades and hits him with The Thunder body slam! Hades is out on the mat as the fans go wild! Zeus hops on his brother and hooks the leg! Mitch gets in position! ~



Mitch: One……





Two…….







THREE!!!!



~ Mitch gets up and calls for the bell! The cheers erupt from the crowd as Belvedere hands the Streaming Service belt. Mitch runs up to hand Zeus his new title. The main plate is an image of a television screen on it with "Outsiders Streaming Service Championship" surrounding it. The side plates have the logos of YouTube. Pluto TV, Roku, and Hulu. Zeus looks stunned at this beauty as he stares at it. Hades slowly stands up and though looking disappointed, he and Mitch each grab a wrist and raise Zeus's arms in the air! The fans roar their approval as Zeus holds the belt high, tears streaming from his face. ~


Belvedere: Here is your winner…. And NEW Outsiders Streaming Service Champion…… ZEUS!!!!


Zybala: He did it! Zeus is the new S.S. Champ! The dream has come true for the god!!

Dean: Zeus thought he won the belt at The Andy Memorial Open Invite Battle Royale, but Aaron Warthog snuck in and stole the win. This is a long time coming for the sucka!

Zybala: The Gods didn't win the tag titles, but this is a nice consolation for Zeus at least.

Dean: Speaking of the tag titles, we have our tourney finals coming up after this message!









Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!

Yardies: ONE FALL!!:

Belvedere: And it's the Final round match of The Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament!......Introducing first… at a combined weight of "your future Outsiders Tag Team Champions".…they are FANNY AND VICKY STONE!!!!


~ hits the speakers and the fans cheer as Fanny and Vicky Stone walk out from backstage. They look focused and determined. They've made it this far and want to win the whole thing. The two ladies get in the ring and high-five each other. ~


Zybala: The Cinderella story that is Fanny and Vicky's run has brought them here to the finals of our tag team tournament.

Dean: Not everyone can be a Cinderella story, sucka. It takes away from it being special.

Zybala: The final four teams all had Cinderella stories! They all earned their place here tonight. With the exception of The A-List Family, nobody expected any of these teams.

Dean: True. My money was actually on The Influence or Sons of Krayzie…


~ Vicky and Fanny talk strategy as the music dies down and Belvedere continues…~


Belvedere: And their opponents…. weighing in at 400 pounds….. hailing from where all Rob characters reside….. they are GILBERT AND MAX ROTTEN!!


~ Cheers and boos fill The OCW Arena as "Welcome to Hell" by Venom starts to play. Max Rotten and Gilbert walk out. Rotten is still hyping up Gilbert, pointing at the ladies in the ring, making a belt gesture around his waist, everything. Gilbert is nodding excitedly. He can practically smell championship gold. They get in the ring and Mitch checks them as the music stops. Both teams go in their corners with Max and Vicky starting for their respective teams.

As soon as the bell rings, Vicky steps forward, ready to start fighting. Rotten comes out to meet him, looking extremely cocky. The two start exchanging words, both saying the belts are theirs. Vicky points a finger right in Rotten's chest, telling him off. Max swats the hand away, but Vicky comes right up with her other hand, smacking the taste out of Max's mouth! Max curses as Vicky starts throwing right hands, driving Max back!! She gets Rotten into a neutral corner, punching away, but Max reverses it, getting his own shots in. Vicky comes right back, though, blocking a punch, then grabbing Rotten by the head and taking him headfirst into the turnbuckle again and again! ~


Zybala: It didn't take long for this one to start getting violent!

Dean: Nothing wrong with that, sucka! The fans seem to like it.


~ With Rotten dazed, Vicky drags him over towards her corner, making sure to keep his face in contact with the top rope as she does so. Rotten, partially blinded, winces in pain, even as Mitch says a quick warning to Vicky. She tags in Fanny, who steps in eager to continue the violence. Fanny steps through the ropes and the two double team Rotten with fists in the corner. He tries to defend but his vision is still clearing. Fanny steps back to tell Mitch that Rotten is just fine and to be a pal and let the beating continue. Mitch still starts a five count.

Vicky pushes Rotten to Fanny, who tries to lift Rotten for an inverted atomic drop, but she can't lift the man who is more than twice her weight. Undeterred, Fanny goes for a scoop slam, much to the same result. Vicky yells at her to quit trying to lift him, but Fanny tries one more time. She actually lifts Rotten up! But quickly falls backwards under the weight and Rotten lays on top of her for the pin. Before Mitch can start a count, Vicky gets in a hard kick to Rotten in his side, breaking the pin. Rotten rolls off of Fanny, holding his ribs. ~


Zybala: The ladies are looking strong early on.

Dean: Yeah, before Fanny tried lifting Rotten.

Zybala: Yeah… That was dumb.


~ Fanny is back up again as Vicky returns to their corner. Fanny quickly tags Vicky back in, and the two go to lift Rotten to his feet and set him up for a double suplex. They lift him briefly, but he squirms too much and lands back down. They try again, and again it's blocked. Before a third time is tried, Rotten lets out a mighty yell and lifts both ladies with his own suplex! The ladies hit the mat hard and Rotten starts crawling to his corner, Gilbert stomping his feet and reaching over the ropes for the tag. The fans are clapping in time with the stomps, actually cheering for Max. Gilbert steps through the ropes as Fanny gets up. He charges with a clothesline, nailing Fanny in the nonexistent boobs! She drops to the mat as Vicky runs at Gil with her clothesline. Gilbert ducks and grabs Vicky's head from behind, dropping her with a neckbreaker! He scrambles to his feet and shouts holding his arms out wide to the adulation of the fans! ~


Dean: Holy shit! Gilbert musta scored 3 baskets in a row, cuz he's on fire!

Zybala: Dude, I already apologized for leaving the Super Nintendo back at the house!

Dean: You should be. You know I like to play NBA JAM before each show.


~ Gilbert stays on the attack as Stone tries to rise again, getting behind her and lifting with a belly-to-back suplex, showing his strength by actually being able to lift someone. It took a great deal though, as Gilbert is panting and sweating as if he ran a marathon. We're not calling Vicky fat, we're just saying Gilbert ain't that strong. Don't @ us! Gilbert looks to see where Fanny is. She just rolled under the ropes in her corner, using them to get to a vertical base. Seeing this, Gilbert covers Vicky and hooks the leg. ~


Mitch: One……




Two……





~ Vicky kicks out. Gilbert quickly repositions himself and grabs Vicky in a side headlock, much to the chagrin of the fans. They've seen enough headlock for one night and they boo to let Gilbert know as much. Vicky struggles to get to her feet as Gilbert fights to keep the hold on. Stone is a bit stronger than Gilbert as she slips out behind him and chop blocks him behind the knee, taking the wrestler down! Vicky then grabs his legs, stepping through them and twisting around into a figure four leg lock submission! Gilbert is immediately struggling against the hold, trying to get himself free, as Mitch watches both wrestlers closely. Max, sensing disaster, starts to come in again, with Mitch quickly going to block him. As they argue, Fanny steps through the ropes, stomping on Gilbert a few times before going back to his corner. Stone keeps the hold applied, yelling for Gilbert to tap! ~


Zybala: Gilbert needs to find a way to the ropes!

Dean: Or Max should stop yapping with the referee and help his partner

Zybala: Yeah… he's more of a hindrance at this point.

Dean: Not for long! Max just snitched on Fanny!


~Vicky keeps tightening the hold, trying to increase the pressure as much as possible as Fanny keeps kicking away. But Max indeed has snitched and Mitch sees the shenanigans. He rushes over and starts yelling at Fanny to get back in her corner. With the ref's back turned, it's Rotten's turn to cheat. He rushes over and drops a big leg drop on Vicky! He then untangles the two wrestlers legs and drags Gilbert back to their corner. He props Gilbert up in the corner and starts yelling for Mitch to turn around as Vicky starts crawling towards Fanny. Mitch turns and sees Rotten tag himself in. He reaches Vicky just as she tags in Fanny. Rotten doesn't carry as he grabs Fanny by the head and flips her over the top rope! Fanny hits hard as she lands on her back but Rotten drags her up and puts her head between his legs. Rotten lifts her up, runs towards the middle of the ring and drops Fanny with a running Rotten Bomb! He covers her as Mitch gets in position! ~


Mitch: One……….





~ Vicky gets back to her feet. ~







Two……






~ She sees the pin and rushes into the ring! She dives to break up the pin. ~






THREE!!!


~ Vicky hits Rotten a fraction of a second too late! Mitch calls for the bell and Vicky starts swearing. Max rolls away from Fanny and, ignoring Vicky, walks over to a shocked Gilbert! They two start talking and Mitch joins the conversation. They tell Mitch something and the ref nods. He walks to the ropes and calls Belvedere over. A brief discussion and Belvedere gets on the microphone. ~


Belvedere: Here are you winners of the Marcus Welsh Appreciation Tag Team Tournament…..and your NEW Outsiders Tag Team Champions!! MAX ROTTEN AND GILBERT!!


~ "Welcome to Hell" plays once more as Mitch hands Gilbert and Rotten the Outsiders Tag Team titles!! Sure, they're just the old GCWA tag titles with the company logo covered with duct tape, but they belong to Outsiders! Gilbert is in shock as his belt gets handed to him when Max starts hugging him aggressively. Belvedere also hands Mitch a beautiful sterling silver trophy cup with Marcus Welsh's face beautifully engraved on the metal. Mitch gives the cup to Max, who holds it up with Gilbert as they hold up their belts as well. The fans are nothing but cheers to show their appreciation.~


Dean: Well, I'll be damned! They did it!

Zybala: I never doubted Gilbert for a second.

Dean: Sucka, please! You were rooting for The Gods the whole time.

Zybala: True, but Gilbert was my darkhorse pick. He's a former O.O.C. champion after all.

Dean: So that means that we have our new Tag Champs in Max and Gilly, our Number One Contender is Thomas, and Zeus is the new Streaming Service Champ. What's left for Vicky and Fanny?

Zybala: The Omega X title. And it looks like Vicky is yelling at Mitch!


~ Vicky is indeed yelling at Mitch. And at Fanny. And at the new tag champs! She's yelling at everybody, demanding to get her match with Fanny now so she can finally go home. Mitch looks at Zybala, who shrugs then gives a thumbs up. Mitch asks Gilbert and Rotten to leave, but Max just drags Gil to a corner and says they wanna watch. Again, Mitch looks to Zybala. Again, another thumbs up. Mitch looks to Belvedere. ~

OMEGA X CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH

VICKY STONE vs FANNY

Belvedere: The following match is scheduled for one fall!

Yardies: ONE FALL!!:

Belvedere: And it is for the Omega X Championship!......Introducing first… already in the ring… FANNY!


~ Fanny groggily gets to her feet, looking very confused about hearing her name. She is obviously still out of it from the powerbomb. ~


Belvedere: And her opponent…. Also in the ring…. VICKY STONE!!!!


~ Mitch calls for the bell and Vicky doesn't waste a single second! She rushes over and boots Fanny in the stomach before hitting her with STONED!! Fanny falls back from the vicious Stunner and is out cold on the mat once more. Vicky covers Fanny and Mitch makes the count. ~


Mitch: One ……




Two…….





THREE!!!



Belvedere: Here is your winner and NEW Outsiders Omega X Champion…..VICKY STONE!!!


~ The bells ring and Vicky storms out of the ring. She snatches the Omega X Title from Belvedere and storms up the ramp. She flips off Zybala as she passes the announce table before disappearing behind the curtain. ~


Dean: She didn't look too happy.

Zybala: Well, she has a love/hate opinion on Outsiders. She'll warm up to us eventually.

Dean: Maybe. Regardless, we are almost done with the show and you know what that means!

Zybala: The main event is next!! Just one last commercial break and we see The Nickleman taking on our World Champion Lord Allton for the belt!

Dean: Seriously? Another commercial?

Zybala: Hey, if people wanna give us money to show their shit, I'm not gonna argue.

Dean: Good point. Let's go to that sweet cash cow!

COMMERCIAL

MAIN EVENT
OUTSIDER'S STREAMING SERVICES TITLE MATCH

THE NICKLEMAN vs LORD ALLTON

~ We come back from the commercial break and go over to Dean and Zybala, who look excited for the next match. ~


Zybala: Here we go, folks! It's Main Event Time! Nickleman will take on our World Champion, Lord Allton!

Dean: The Bastard became the number one contender when he beat Marcus Welsh on our last Dystopia in a surprisingly competitive match. Which sucka will walk away with the belt? We gon find out NOW!


~ We cut over to Belvedere and Mitch in the ring. They look ready to bring this show home. ~


Belvedere: Ladies and gentlemen…. The following match is your main event of the evening and it is for the Outsiders Championship Wrestling World Championship!!! And it is scheduled for one fall…

Fans: ONE FALL!!

Belvedere: Coming to the ring first…. The challenger…. He hails from Steubenville, Ohio…. Weighing in tonight at 265 pounds… this is THE NICKLEMAN!!!


~ "Since I'm a Bastard" by This Grey City hits the city and the fans immediately boo. From behind the curtain emerges former Savage Champion, The Nickleman and...behind him, Tag Team legend, Bobby Bourbon and OCW Paradigm Champion Crash Rodriguez. The trio make their way to the ring, yelling at fans and just being Bastards. ~


Dean: B.o.B. showing up in force tonight! They wanna add another title to the collection tonight.

Zybala: They're only evening the odds. You know Allton won't be alone.


~ The Bastards enter the ring and sarcastically pose for the crowd before flipping off several small children. Nickleman goes in a corner as Crash and Bourbon exit the ring and head to the same corner. Nickleman starts talking to his partners as the music dies down and Belvedere continues… ~


Belvedere: And his opponent… hailing from The Midlands of England…. Weighing in at 11 stones… he is your Outsiders Championship Wrestling World Champion… this is LOOOOORD ALLLLTOOON!!!!


~ The Faithful goes wild as The Who's "Real Good Looking Boy" hits the speakers and Lord Allton walks out from behind the curtain. He is supported by his leg braces and holding the world title above his head. Frankie and Dylan Thomas walk out behind him. The A-List Family walk down the ramp, high-fiving The Faithful. Allton gets in the ring and holds the belt high to the delight of the fans. Feankie and Dylan head to the opposite corner from B.o.B. and stare at them as if daring them to do something. Belvedere leaves the ring as Allton hands Mitch the World Title. The ref shows it to Nickleman before raising it for all to see. The music stops as Mitch hands the belt to Belvedere then signals for the bell. ~


Dean: Shit yeah, sucka! Main event time! You know this is gonna be hyped!

Zybala: Hopefully this doesn't end in a d.q. because of interference.

Dean: Man, we've only had like one d.q. in Outsider's history.


~ Nickleman is still talking strategy to Crash and Bobby. Allton, seeing that his opponent is distracted, charges forward, slamming Nickleman in the back with a running forearm! Nickleman is knocked forward into the turnbuckle, but then slowly turns, basically no-selling the strike. Allton, seeing this, is undeterred. He batters Nickleman with blow after blow, causing Nickleman to put his upper body through the ropes, yelling to the referee. Allton tries to grab at Nickleman, but Mitch is there, pointing out that Nickleman's in the ropes and, thus, can't be attacked. Allton holds his arms up, backing away. With some breathing room, Nickleman comes back in the ring. Allton immediately goes after him, but is met with Nickleman's hands to the eyes, raking across Altton's vision!!

With Allton blinded, Nickleman goes on the attack, raking down the back of his smaller foe. Allton's wrestling outfit gives partial protection, but it still clearly hurts. The other Bastards are cheering Nickleman on from the outside. Nickleman tries to go in for another attack, but is kept away by Allton swinging a fist wildly, while trying to clear his vision with his other hand. Nickleman ducks under the random swings with a chop block to the leg, but instantly regrets it! Sure, it hurt Allton, but the metal braces on his legs hurt Nickleman's arm more. He starts shaking his arm as Allton seems to be seeing better. He grabs the bigger man's arm and starts painfully wringing it! ~


Dean: Why do suckas keep on attacking the only armored part on Allton's body? He literally spends most of his time in a wheelchair, so they should know somethings up!

Zybala: Instinct, my dude. You get so used to fighting able bodied people for so long, you just go for attacks on instinct. That has always worked for our handi-capable champion.


~ Dylan shakes his head at ringside at the dumb move. Allton keeps wringing Nickleman's arm but the bigger man fights through the pain, lifting Allton up in the air and brings him down with a sideslam variation, bringing Allton to the mat!!! Allton breaks the hold and Nickleman pulls his arm free. He stands up slowly, shaking his arm to get circulation flowing again. Once his arm is feeling better, The Bastard pulls our world champ up and lifts him into the air, holding him in a massive bear hug! Allton squirms, trying to get his arms between Nickleman's to reduce the pressure, as Mitch revolves around both men. Nickleman doesn't stop there, though, running towards the corner and smashing Allton into it, while hanging on! He lands a few more avalanches, and Allton is barely able to stay upright after all the hits. Dylan, worried, gets on the apron, demanding that Mitch do something. The ref orders him down, even as Nickleman grabs hold of Allton to suplex him out of the corner. But Allton gets his knee up, driving it just above Nickleman's private parts!!

The fans cheer as Nickleman stumbles back, Allton grabs The Bastard by the head and jumps, hitting a desperation bulldog to take the big man down! Dylan hops off the apron as Allton makes the cover, although Crash and Bobby hop up to distract Mitch from making the pin! The fans boo The Brotherhood in a very biased way. They didn't boo Dylan… fickle jerks that they are. ~


Dean: Blatant favoritism from the suckas in the crowd tonight!

Zybala: They love Allton. What can I say??

Dean: As long as Mitch don't play favorites…

Zybala: Man, you know Mitch. Don't fuck with him, he won't fuck with you


~ Nickleman tries to get back up, but a kick to the side knocks him back to the mat, as Allton is trying to keep control. He moves to Nickleman's legs and lifts them up. Fans are expecting a figure four leg lock, but Allton leaps forward, actually landing a Senton Leg Drop!! The crowd gives a huge ovation at this feat and pins The Nickleman. Mitch makes a dramatic dive to get a good view of Nickleman's shoulders! ~


Mitch: One……






Two……




~ Nickleman kicks free again, pushing the champ off of him. This mighty heave pushes Allton right on top of Mitch! Allton scrambles to get off of the ref as Crash and Bourbon quickly jump into the ring, as does Dylan and Frankie. Mitch pushes himself off of the mat and looks at both groups. He asks them what the fuck do they think they're doing and all four mumble excuses as they exit the ring; the opportunity to cheat lost. ~


Zybala: Looks like everyone thought Mitch was gonna be out cold from that. Both camps wanted to cheat!

Dean: Sucka, please! Mitch ain't weak like these other papier-mâché refs. He works out.

Zybala: Besides, if they just stayed in the ring, Mitch probably would have let them fight.


~ With everyone cleared of the ring except those who are supposed to be in there, the match continues. The Nickleman starts to get himself up, grabbing hold of the referee for a bit of support. Mitch, being cool like that, tries to help the big guy up. Nickleman takes a long time, mostly complaining about an old knee injury. Mitch listens sympathetically, and as his back is turned, Crash and Bourbon rush the ring again and quickly hit Lord Allton with a 3D!! The crowds boo as the champ bounces off of the mat and The Bastards leave the ring. The Nickleman sees this and tries to make the pin, but Frankie reaches under the bottom rope and pulls Allton out of the ring. Dylan and Frankie are holding the champ up as Nickleman starts complaining to Mitch about them cheating! Mitch is about to start yelling at The A-List Family, but Dylan says they're just talking strategy. Mitch looks dubious, but allows it. Bobby and Crash start yelling protests from the other side.

After recovering a bit, Allton rolls back in the ring to face Nickleman. The two wrestlers move towards each other, locking up, with Nickleman immediately getting a headlock! Allton struggles against the hold, managing to push Nickleman to the ropes and send him in the other direction. The champ tries for a clothesline, but Nickleman ducks right underneath it, then comes to a complete stop. He spins Allton around and boots him in the midsection. He hooks Allton's arms, and tries for a double-arm DDT, but Allton wiggles free and punches Nickleman in the face with a brass knuckle-less Legendary Awesome Gorgeous punch! The fist connects right on the side of the chin and Nickleman drops! Allton quickly covers him as the fans count along with Mitch! ~


Mitch: One…….





Two…….




NO!!!!


Dean: The Bastard was able to get his shoulder up in time. SuckaLord should use the knucks.

Zybala: Mitch was looking right at him, though.

Dean: And? You don't lose the belt on a d.q.

Zybala:..... Good point.


~ Allton looks annoyed and asks Mitch if he was sure it wasn't Three. Mitch nods and an upset Allton turns back to his opponent. Nickleman has rolled to the outside, shaking his head. He looks ticked off, kicking at the side of the ring. He goes to talk to his fellow Brothers. Allton calls Frankie in the ring, who listens to his boss. Mitch is about to kick Frankie out, but overhears the conversation and lets it slide. Frankie then lifts Allton over his head, runs towards the ropes and hurls Allton like a Swanton at B.o.B.!! The fans are loving it as Allton wipes out The Brotherhood and slowly gets to his feet, looking smug. He rolls in the ring to catch his breath. He may not have dived, but the force of hitting the others knocked some air from his lungs.

As Frankie leaves the ring, he and Dylan rush over to attack Crash and Bourbon! The Bastards get to their feet only to be met by The Family! Nickleman rolls in the ring as the four others start brawling and forcing each other to the backstage area. Allton cocks back his fist, waiting for Nickleman to get up. When he does, Allton swings another L.A.G. Punch! The Nickleman ducks, quickly grabs Allton in a double undertook, and drops the champ with a double arm DDT!! Both guys are on the mat for a brief moment before Nickleman rolls over and drapes his arm across Allton's chest. ~


Mitch!l: One………






Two…….




THREENOOOOO!!! (there ya go, TLS)



~ Allton just barely gets a shoulder up to break the count and retain the belt for a while longer. The Nickleman yells in frustration and starts arguing with Mitch, who yells back and pulls Lopa's taser from his pocket! Nickleman backs away with his arms up, not wanting any trouble. He turns back to his opponent and drags him to his feet. The Nickleman hooks Allton for another Devil Hook Drop! At the last second, Allton slips out and locks in a standing Python Grip (Anaconda Vice)!!! The Nickleman screams and struggles as Allton tries to trip his opponent to bring him to the mat. ~


Zybala: PYTHON GRIP! If the champ gets Nickleman down, this match is as good as done!

Dean: The Bastard knows that too. That's why he's fighting so hard!


~ Nickleman manages to push Allton into Mitch, and that knocks the ref down! The fans boo at this cheap tactic. Allton sees Mitch down and releases the hold. He quickly digs in his pocket while also dodging a kick from Nickleman aimed at his nether region. Allton takes out his brass knuckles, puts them on and blasts Nickleman in the jaw with a full powered L.A.G. Punch!! Down goes the Bastard as Mitch starts to get back up. Allton quickly throws the knucks out of the ring! The champ makes the cover and Mitch gets in position! ~


Mitch: One……





Two…….





THREE!!!!


~ Mitch kneels up and calls for the bell as The Faithful explode with cheers!! Allton stands up as Mitch gets the world title and hands it to him. ~


Belvedere: Here is your winner….. and STILL your Outsiders World Champion….. LORD ALLTON!!!

~ Allton holds the belt up high as a loud boom is heard. Balloons and confetti fall from the rafters as fireworks go off around the stage! The fans continue to show their love for the Equality G.M. ~


Dean: SuckaLord did it! He's still da champ!!

Zybala: With a little help from the brass knuckles, but Nickleman tried to cheat too.

Dean: Da champ just did it better! And he didn't have to dress up as da clown to win either.

Zybala: What a way to cap off the night. I hope you… what the fuck just happened?!


~ The lights go out which pops the fans, as it always does. A moment passes, and everyone starts to think it was Welsh pulling the lights on the show when the lights come back on. Allton looks confused and just shrugs until the lights go out again… ~

"LA… LA, LA LA… Wait till I get my money right…”

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~ "Can't Tell Me Nothing" hits the speakers as lime green lights fill the arena. Allton starts laughing as this joke was played on Peter Vaughn every time he won or defended the world title. The laughter stops when Matt Meyhu walks out onto the stage to a huge ovation! ~[/b]


Zybala: Oh my God!!

Dean: What's he doing here?!


~ Allton seems to have the same question on his mind. He shoots a quizzical look at the other world champ. Meyhu merely smirks and holds up his OCW World Title. The words "The TRUE OCW World Champ" appear on the OCWTRON!! The fans lose their collective minds at this! ~


Dean: Oh shit, son! Shots fired!

Zybala: After winning the OCW world title at The Great Illuminatus, Matt Meyhu shows up here and makes a bold claim!

Dean: Claim nothing, sucka. That was a straight "Fuck You" to our champ. Meyhu is sending a message and that's to say "I'm better than you!"

Zybala: Either way, what a way to end the night! Thank you again fans for joining us for our biggest night! For Dean, I'm Mike Zybala saying Good Fight, Good Night!


Meyhu and Allton are now shouting at each other, holding up their respective world titles as the show goes off the air. ~