Post by Dylan Thomas on Aug 20, 2019 14:31:56 GMT -6
Dylan and Lissandra Thomas are out in the City of Angels enjoying the nightlife before Dylan's debut match at GCWA Friday Night Inferno. Coming out of Johnny Depp's nightclub The Viper Room, West Hollywood with huge smiles on their faces, they are suddenly stopped by a guy with a microphone.
Dylan: Wow baby... can you believe that this is the spot that River Phoenix died back in 1993?
Lissandra looks at Dylan gone out.
Lissandra: Baby... that's really, REALLY a buzzkill!
Guy: Hey you guys!
Dylan: Hey it's Chunk from the Goonies...Buddy, do the Truffle Shuffle....
The guy who is not Chunk from the Goonies, looks at Dylan confused.
Guy: No, Dylan I'm a reporter for a local wrestling magazine and website and I was wondering if I might get some questions answered?
Lissandra looks at the man confused and annoyed.
Lissandra: I'm sorry. Who do you represent?
Lissandra checks her PDA.
Lissandra: I didn't have anyone scheduled down for an interview with Dylan until we go on TV before Dylan's match. Any and all questions will be answered there. Get out of here.
Guy: Er… No. I'm freelance.
Lissandra nods her head so she understands.
Lissandra: I see. You're a parasite... trying to get a free story is that it? Trying to get some words with GCWA's hottest new signee before the match?
Guy: N-no... I...
Dylan can't help but smile at the fact that his awesome wife is making this poor schmo more uncomfortable than he's ever been, but after having a quiet chuckle to himself he interjects. He walks up to the guy who is at this point very, VERY flustered and puts his arm around him.
Dylan: Buddy... what did you say your name was?
Guy: Shaun.
Dylan: Look Shaymus. My wife is getting a little bit flustered right now, OK? Now... look... I'm in a good mood though so. I'll tell you what Shaymus. Next week before my debut when I'm on - what TV show is it baby?
Lissandra: Conan O' Brien.
Dylan looks a little shocked for a few seconds but maintains composure.
Dylan: Live... next week on the Conan O' Brien show... I'll donate $250,000 of my own cash - of the cash that the DT Brand has built up over the years to a charity if you get out of here now and leave my wife alone, OK? Come on, get out...
The guy takes off and Lissandra checks her phone as Dylan protectively puts his hand across his woman's hips.
Lissandra: Johnny is looking for us. We got free drinks.
Dylan: Course we do.
The couple head back inside the club and the door shuts.
Dylan: Wow baby... can you believe that this is the spot that River Phoenix died back in 1993?
Lissandra looks at Dylan gone out.
Lissandra: Baby... that's really, REALLY a buzzkill!
Guy: Hey you guys!
Dylan: Hey it's Chunk from the Goonies...Buddy, do the Truffle Shuffle....
The guy who is not Chunk from the Goonies, looks at Dylan confused.
Guy: No, Dylan I'm a reporter for a local wrestling magazine and website and I was wondering if I might get some questions answered?
Lissandra looks at the man confused and annoyed.
Lissandra: I'm sorry. Who do you represent?
Lissandra checks her PDA.
Lissandra: I didn't have anyone scheduled down for an interview with Dylan until we go on TV before Dylan's match. Any and all questions will be answered there. Get out of here.
Guy: Er… No. I'm freelance.
Lissandra nods her head so she understands.
Lissandra: I see. You're a parasite... trying to get a free story is that it? Trying to get some words with GCWA's hottest new signee before the match?
Guy: N-no... I...
Dylan can't help but smile at the fact that his awesome wife is making this poor schmo more uncomfortable than he's ever been, but after having a quiet chuckle to himself he interjects. He walks up to the guy who is at this point very, VERY flustered and puts his arm around him.
Dylan: Buddy... what did you say your name was?
Guy: Shaun.
Dylan: Look Shaymus. My wife is getting a little bit flustered right now, OK? Now... look... I'm in a good mood though so. I'll tell you what Shaymus. Next week before my debut when I'm on - what TV show is it baby?
Lissandra: Conan O' Brien.
Dylan looks a little shocked for a few seconds but maintains composure.
Dylan: Live... next week on the Conan O' Brien show... I'll donate $250,000 of my own cash - of the cash that the DT Brand has built up over the years to a charity if you get out of here now and leave my wife alone, OK? Come on, get out...
The guy takes off and Lissandra checks her phone as Dylan protectively puts his hand across his woman's hips.
Lissandra: Johnny is looking for us. We got free drinks.
Dylan: Course we do.
The couple head back inside the club and the door shuts.
