Post by Adi Gold on Oct 23, 2019 13:27:59 GMT -6
On The Set of "BAD DATE" the Circle TV Original series. Adi Gold, GCWA's newest signees is sitting in her makeup chair as the makeup artist impatiently waits for Adi to finish her phone call.
"A god damn Janitor? You've got to be shitting me."
Adi shouted at her phone talking to her grandfather Pappy Goldblum.
Cut to Windsor Ontario where Pappy Goldblum is watching what appears to be Jewish pornography in his bath robe. He pets his dog, Mein Kampf as he watches the hardcore Jew porn.
Pappy: Yes, yes, a Janitor. A Janitor. And believe me I am not shitting on you. But apparently he's pretty dog damn good. So don't expect it to be a push over or anything. C'mon Adi. You need to do this for the family, girl. Fisher will be in your corner. You got this. Stop worrying about this little TV deal. TV isn't where the money is these days. It's the wrestling bizz, hun! The talky box isn't worth your time...
Adi: I think you got that wrong. Plus wrestling airs on TV. So there's that too. Whatever. I just don't see why I have to fly to Dallas Texas and wrestle some custodian who thinks he even has a chance in hell of winning. Sure, he's had a couple of wins. And it's been awhile since I even stepped in the ring. Or lack thereof ever stepping in the ring. But for your information, Pappy. I am training. Fisher is too. I just don't understand why I couldn't get this week off and Fisher could take my place. But i'm trying to stay positive. Speaking of positive. John Stamos was filming some commercial in the studio next door, and I totally walked up to him and said "HAVE MERCY!"
Pappy: Really?
Adi: Nope. But. But. But you could imagine what it be like if I did, right?
Pappy: Going to be honest with you dear, no idea who Job Slamo is. But I can't keep up with you kids today and your CD walkmans, and Nintendo 64, DVD with Commentary and Green Ketchup and all that nonsense.
Adi: Let's just say he's the biggest star to come out of Full House... other than Lori Laughlin. But for a completely different reason.
Pappy: Yep, don't know any of these things you bring up.
Fisher walks up to Adi smiling. Adi swats her hands at him to get away.
Fisher: Are... the... are the... are the oranges free? I like oranges.
Adi: Yes, Fish' the oranges are free. Go away... so Pappy. What is the Janitors name? Or does he do the Prince thing and simply just go as 'Janitor'?
Pappy: Peter. Peter Vaughn...
Adi laughs.
Adi: If he's Peter, where is Ray, Winston and Egon? Huh?
Pappy: Ah?
Adi: Where are they? Huh? Where are they? Huh?
Pappy: Oi vey, you keep asking the same question and I don't understand.
Adi: ... Huh? I'm. I'm just kidding. Ghostbusters. I know the Ghostbusters.
Pappy: I'm telling you it's all that sugar you kids drink with your Pepsi Max, Mountain Dew and Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Oi...
Adi: It's called a JOKE, Pappy. I'll tell you what. I'll bring my A game to Inferno this Friday. Hell I'll beat him 1, 2, 3 in the ring. And then after my hand is raised in victory. I will call in my doofus brother, Fisher. And I'll give this Peter Venkman Janitor guy another job. Cleaning up the pool of blood, piss and shit that he will come out of his own lifeless Janitor body...
Pappy: I wasn't paying attention... I did hear piss and shit. Is that right? With the pee pee and the poopage. Oi vey. You kids are on the drugs, I tells ya. Smokin' the reefers and the pots. A young lady like you shouldn't talk about feces and urine like that.
Adi: Well I'm a big girl now. And I will talk about anything I want. About who ever I want. And the Janitor, Pete, is the first of many in GCWA to feel the power of the Gold family. He will feel the Gold Rush so will everyone else, Ghostbusters, fans, referees, whoever gets in our way. I'll make Fisher go after them too if they dare disrespect me. Make ol' Petey Bird clean up their bloody shit and red piss all over the mat. Gotta keep The Janitor busy, ya know? Because Wrestling won't be his thing for very long. If ya know what I mean?....
...
...
... If you know what I mean? Pappy? Hello?
Pappy can be seen passed out on the couch with now a Sixth Sense porn parody on. Cleverly titled "THE SEXTH SENSE"
Adi listens as all she hears is the porno tape. "I see dead people.... then I have sex with them. "
Adi: Powerful scene.
Adi turns off her phone as Fisher returns to Adi with pockets full of oranges and holding about a dozen in his hand.
Fisher: I scored, Adi. Wa-wa-want one?
Fisher hands her an orange. Adi stares at it for a few seconds before swatting the orange on the ground. Fisher looks sad as he goes to pick it up but Adi grabs him by the beard bringing him down to eye contact.
Adi: Fisher... listen, bro. I don't like you and you don't know me...
Fisher: I...I... I... like you...
Adi: What? Whatever. You cannot let anyone get to me this Friday. If that Janitor tries to pin me, beat me up, hurt me. You have to go angry on them. Like the time I dated that black guy who gave me a black eye... and you and me did terrible things to him and his family. Kind of like that, but only The Janitor gets the beating this time? He wins. If he somehow pulls it off I mean... you destroy him. Got it?
Fisher: Why is it relevant to the story that your boyfriend was black. Every boyfriend you had beats you up at some point and ME, FIsher, kills him...
Adi: First off, it's relevant so people know I'm not racially prejudiced and also that example came to mind first. Hmmm. I wonder why? Oh, and we never killed him. But he is living off a tube right now.
Adi laughs. Fisher doesn't get it, but laughs with her. Adi sits back in her chair looking in the mirror as Fisher goes back to pick up the lost orange. He picks it up and smells it.
Someone comes running on to the studio set.
"SOMEONE JUST STOLE ALL OF MR. STAMOS' ORANGES!"
Scene fades out.
"A god damn Janitor? You've got to be shitting me."
Adi shouted at her phone talking to her grandfather Pappy Goldblum.
Cut to Windsor Ontario where Pappy Goldblum is watching what appears to be Jewish pornography in his bath robe. He pets his dog, Mein Kampf as he watches the hardcore Jew porn.
Pappy: Yes, yes, a Janitor. A Janitor. And believe me I am not shitting on you. But apparently he's pretty dog damn good. So don't expect it to be a push over or anything. C'mon Adi. You need to do this for the family, girl. Fisher will be in your corner. You got this. Stop worrying about this little TV deal. TV isn't where the money is these days. It's the wrestling bizz, hun! The talky box isn't worth your time...
Adi: I think you got that wrong. Plus wrestling airs on TV. So there's that too. Whatever. I just don't see why I have to fly to Dallas Texas and wrestle some custodian who thinks he even has a chance in hell of winning. Sure, he's had a couple of wins. And it's been awhile since I even stepped in the ring. Or lack thereof ever stepping in the ring. But for your information, Pappy. I am training. Fisher is too. I just don't understand why I couldn't get this week off and Fisher could take my place. But i'm trying to stay positive. Speaking of positive. John Stamos was filming some commercial in the studio next door, and I totally walked up to him and said "HAVE MERCY!"
Pappy: Really?
Adi: Nope. But. But. But you could imagine what it be like if I did, right?
Pappy: Going to be honest with you dear, no idea who Job Slamo is. But I can't keep up with you kids today and your CD walkmans, and Nintendo 64, DVD with Commentary and Green Ketchup and all that nonsense.
Adi: Let's just say he's the biggest star to come out of Full House... other than Lori Laughlin. But for a completely different reason.
Pappy: Yep, don't know any of these things you bring up.
Fisher walks up to Adi smiling. Adi swats her hands at him to get away.
Fisher: Are... the... are the... are the oranges free? I like oranges.
Adi: Yes, Fish' the oranges are free. Go away... so Pappy. What is the Janitors name? Or does he do the Prince thing and simply just go as 'Janitor'?
Pappy: Peter. Peter Vaughn...
Adi laughs.
Adi: If he's Peter, where is Ray, Winston and Egon? Huh?
Pappy: Ah?
Adi: Where are they? Huh? Where are they? Huh?
Pappy: Oi vey, you keep asking the same question and I don't understand.
Adi: ... Huh? I'm. I'm just kidding. Ghostbusters. I know the Ghostbusters.
Pappy: I'm telling you it's all that sugar you kids drink with your Pepsi Max, Mountain Dew and Canada Dry Ginger Ale. Oi...
Adi: It's called a JOKE, Pappy. I'll tell you what. I'll bring my A game to Inferno this Friday. Hell I'll beat him 1, 2, 3 in the ring. And then after my hand is raised in victory. I will call in my doofus brother, Fisher. And I'll give this Peter Venkman Janitor guy another job. Cleaning up the pool of blood, piss and shit that he will come out of his own lifeless Janitor body...
Pappy: I wasn't paying attention... I did hear piss and shit. Is that right? With the pee pee and the poopage. Oi vey. You kids are on the drugs, I tells ya. Smokin' the reefers and the pots. A young lady like you shouldn't talk about feces and urine like that.
Adi: Well I'm a big girl now. And I will talk about anything I want. About who ever I want. And the Janitor, Pete, is the first of many in GCWA to feel the power of the Gold family. He will feel the Gold Rush so will everyone else, Ghostbusters, fans, referees, whoever gets in our way. I'll make Fisher go after them too if they dare disrespect me. Make ol' Petey Bird clean up their bloody shit and red piss all over the mat. Gotta keep The Janitor busy, ya know? Because Wrestling won't be his thing for very long. If ya know what I mean?....
...
...
... If you know what I mean? Pappy? Hello?
Pappy can be seen passed out on the couch with now a Sixth Sense porn parody on. Cleverly titled "THE SEXTH SENSE"
Adi listens as all she hears is the porno tape. "I see dead people.... then I have sex with them. "
Adi: Powerful scene.
Adi turns off her phone as Fisher returns to Adi with pockets full of oranges and holding about a dozen in his hand.
Fisher: I scored, Adi. Wa-wa-want one?
Fisher hands her an orange. Adi stares at it for a few seconds before swatting the orange on the ground. Fisher looks sad as he goes to pick it up but Adi grabs him by the beard bringing him down to eye contact.
Adi: Fisher... listen, bro. I don't like you and you don't know me...
Fisher: I...I... I... like you...
Adi: What? Whatever. You cannot let anyone get to me this Friday. If that Janitor tries to pin me, beat me up, hurt me. You have to go angry on them. Like the time I dated that black guy who gave me a black eye... and you and me did terrible things to him and his family. Kind of like that, but only The Janitor gets the beating this time? He wins. If he somehow pulls it off I mean... you destroy him. Got it?
Fisher: Why is it relevant to the story that your boyfriend was black. Every boyfriend you had beats you up at some point and ME, FIsher, kills him...
Adi: First off, it's relevant so people know I'm not racially prejudiced and also that example came to mind first. Hmmm. I wonder why? Oh, and we never killed him. But he is living off a tube right now.
Adi laughs. Fisher doesn't get it, but laughs with her. Adi sits back in her chair looking in the mirror as Fisher goes back to pick up the lost orange. He picks it up and smells it.
Someone comes running on to the studio set.
"SOMEONE JUST STOLE ALL OF MR. STAMOS' ORANGES!"
Scene fades out.
