Post by Adi Gold on Oct 26, 2019 22:32:01 GMT -6
A camera turns on with the GCWA logo in the corner. We see Adi and Fisher looking at the camera man who holds the expensive hardware. Fisher waves into the camera.
Adi: Are we on yet?
Camera nods.
Adi: Cool. We are in my Mazda down by the bridge where we are going to interact with a dirty gross homeless folk lore. I got this idea when Tony Savage got 'attacked' by a fan. Well, more on that later GCWA universe. Trust me. But I thought we could get an example of Fisher fighting some nasty folks too. And more than just one with a stupid knife. These gross dirt people have all kind of weapons to attack with. Broken bottles, rocks and I think i saw one carrying a big sword. I swear on it.
Fisher: Pretty sure it was one of those giant bologna loads.
Adi: You ever get hit with one of those... it hurts the same or even more than a sword would. I bet anyway... okay Fisher... go get into a fight. Make it bloody and good too...
Fisher nods smiling at the camera. He starts to walk away from the car but turns around.
Adi: Go, Fish'! Now!
Fisher: If there is baloney, can I have a slice?
Adi: No! Don't eat rotten food, Fisher. Go... hurry.
The camera zooms as it follows Fisher walking down below the bridge where a bunch of homeless people are around a trash can lit on fire. Fisher takes off his shirt just as a homeless man offers him a piece of baloney. Fisher looks back at the car disappointedly. Turns back to the bums and begins kicking and punching them one by one. He throws one into the trash can of fire and proceeds to kick the flames out of him as he rolls on the ground.
Adi(laughing in the car): Oh man, this is awesome. I should have brought popcorn. This is going to be just as good as the REAL thing on Friday when Fish' destroys another no good bum in Tony Savage! It's going to be too funny...
Adi puts down the window. As the bums can be heard moaning in pain.
Adi(shouting): OKAY, FISH! TIME FOR PART TWO OF THIS ADVENTURE! LET'S GO!
Fisher walks up to the car putting on his shirt but his pockets clear as day filled with Bologna pieces. Adi sees this.
Adi: Take'em out! Do it! Or I am telling Grampa Pappy Goldblum! And he will put you in the dog house with Mein Kampf!
Fisher: I'm hungry dough!
Adi: Fish'!!!
Fisher empties his pockets dropping baloney pieces all over the dirt. He gets in the car as they drive off.
PART TWO
The camera turns on as we see Adi and FIsher in a hospital walking down a hallway.
Adi: Ladies and gentlemen, fans of GCWA. Welcome to this very special and exclusive GCWA.com interview. Over the weekend, GCWA fan Taylor Colter was assaulted by GCWA 'wrestler' Tony Savage. And tonight, I have an exclusive interview with that young man who was brutalized by that asshead, Tony. Sure some sources say he was a former criminal or something, blah blah blah. But what I do know is, he is a human being. Fisher and I will interview him in a minute. Once the police are finished "interrogating" him. And I've seen enough episodes of 24, CSI and Bosom Buddies to know that it isn't just asking questions, they do horrible things to their suspect. I think once Jack Sutherland cut off a dudes head. That doesn't even seem possible, but it happened on TV, so i believe it!
A male and female Police Officer walk out of the hospital room and walk up to Adi, Fisher and the camera man.
Male Officer: Ok. He is talking, but you only got 20 minutes before he is transferred to the nearby police station for further criminal processing. You should know Miss Gold, um, Mr. Goldblum.
Fisher: We're not twins...
Adi rolls her eyes.
Female Officer: Um, okay. But you both should know that this guy is seriously dangerous. He is handcuffed but you should thank Mr. Savage for his commendable actions...
Adi: Thank him? That man, that IDIOT should be in prison, being bum banged by some big black guy...
Fisher: Why does he have to be black?
Adi: Fine... Mexican! Bum banged by a big ol' Mexican. Better? Tony Savage squirming like a pig as I watched, laughing... laughing and laughing. Then force him to sit down on a chair... bloody butt and everything. Then i laugh some more.
Fisher: Errr... um... Cop Man, is that allowed? The Butt Banging?
Male Officer: Jeez lady, you're kind of sick, huh?
Adi: Sick? You call me sick? Why? Because I laugh at male on male rape? Well I guess I'm a real sicky... And after what Tony Savage did to Tyler..
Female Officer: Taylor...
Adi: Tyler, Taylor, TippieCanoe and Tyler Too! Whatever!
Fisher: Adi, I don't want jail for killing Tony Savage at Inferno, ya know? My bum hole is small... and sensitive.
Male Officer: No, Mr. Goldblum. There is no prisoners being sodomized these days. With high security we have it's very rare... but we have to go... just found out a bunch of homeless people were beat up by a wolf man or something...
Adi: Whatever! Let's do this interview, this poor man needs to tell his side of the story...
Adi storms through the cops as Fisher waves to the cops following her into the hospital room. Camera man also follows. We see a young man handcuffed to his hospital bed looking in bad shape as Adi sits down next to him. Fisher goes to the counter and steals a whole bunch of cue tips and rubber gloves.
Adi: Hey Tyl-Taylor. Taylor. Yes, Taylor. How are you feeling, friend?
Taylor: SHUT UP, HO! Feed me a chicken pot pie!
Adi laughs. Fisher laughs as well. Adi stops laughing and angrily looks at Fisher who instantly stops.
Adi: Now... I know you don't mean that. I'm on your side...
Taylor: You are? I thought you were a wrestler like that asshole Tony Savage. Ugh, how much i hate the wrestling. And now even more too! I hate Tony Savage... so much! HATE HIM!!!! Also... who is the re-re?
Adi: Re-re?
Taylor points to Fisher who stares down at him irately, cracking his knuckles, his now rubber gloved covered knuckles.
Adi: That's my brother, FIsh'. He's a half wit but he doesn't feel pain. At least not physical pain. Emotional pain? And one time he ate a alive baby bear cub.. so there's that.... Meh, who knows? OR CARES!
Fisher nods clinching his fists.
Adi: So... Mr. Colter. Since this could be the last time you can speak live on camera and speak to your assaulter Tony Savage, since he will be demolished by Fisher this upcoming week. What do you want to say to him...
Taylor: Okay... listen...
Adi points to the camera as Taylor looks in that direction.
Taylor: Okay... so i've done some bad things in my life. Trespassing... beating up my sweet Helen. Robbing that 7/11 of all its liquor, cash and diapers.
Adi: Ok... enough...
Taylor: ... doing crack cocaine with those teenagers EVERY WEEK! Um, what else... I ran over a litter of puppies with my SUV...
Adi: WE GOT IT! Get to the point...
Taylor: I still think what Tony Savage did was in the wrong. Sure I went at him with my bowie knife... which I WANT BACK, COPPERS!!! Fuckin' pigs! But yeah, he didn't need to do what he did to me... he's a celebrity for Christ sakes. They should be kind to someone like me. Which should be on the record that I am mentally ill. Insane if you will.
Adi: You see that Tony... this man is, while not really innocent, still doesn't deserve what happened to him. You should be ashamed of yourself. But you will be punished in no time. Because Fisher's hatred for you is beyond imaginable. You can try and imagine it, go ahead, do it. But it's even worse than it seems. That's how bad he wants to hurt you, Tony. Isn't that right, FIsh?
FIsher looks into the camera.
Fisher: YEEEEEAHHHHH! You see little boy, Tony-Ton-Tony, I maybe have a small butthole, a small brain but i have a big boot, big fists and a big skull and I will crush you Friday. There isn't much hatred... you seem like a legit guy...
Adi: FIsher, shut up...
Fisher: But the fact is, it's kind of what I do. A plumber fixes toilets, a custodian cleans toilets and the toilet cast makers make, um, well, toilets. And that's fine. But the fact is, hurting people is what me does. Me does it very well too. Not because I have to, not because I need to, not because I am forced too... because... I WANT TOO!!!! See you Friday, friend? Is he our friend, Adi?
Adi: Of course not... buh-bye Tony. See you at Inferno. Um, thanks Taylor. Burn in hell... you big piece of shit.
Taylor: Wait... what? I thought you were on my side? YOU ARE A FILTHY WRESTLING, HOE AREN'T YOU!?!?!?
Adi slaps him as he tries to grab her but Fisher grabs his neck which knocks him out. Adi grabs him by the beard and pulls him away from the convict.
Adi: Let's go Fish... we need to go and edit all the negative stuff in this video... I hope windows movie maker does HD footage... now let's go have a few celebratory drinks while we edit.
The scene freezes on Adi and Fisher smiling as for some odd reason a Morgan Freeman sounding like impersonator begins speaking.
Narrator: Adi and Fisher never did edit their footage and it aired as is on GCWA.com. It was met with mix reviews. But did get over 100,000 views that night. And as for the Fisher Goldblum and Tony Savage match? Well... we'll just have to see, won't we? Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'... Visa Penguins...
Fades out.
Adi: Are we on yet?
Camera nods.
Adi: Cool. We are in my Mazda down by the bridge where we are going to interact with a dirty gross homeless folk lore. I got this idea when Tony Savage got 'attacked' by a fan. Well, more on that later GCWA universe. Trust me. But I thought we could get an example of Fisher fighting some nasty folks too. And more than just one with a stupid knife. These gross dirt people have all kind of weapons to attack with. Broken bottles, rocks and I think i saw one carrying a big sword. I swear on it.
Fisher: Pretty sure it was one of those giant bologna loads.
Adi: You ever get hit with one of those... it hurts the same or even more than a sword would. I bet anyway... okay Fisher... go get into a fight. Make it bloody and good too...
Fisher nods smiling at the camera. He starts to walk away from the car but turns around.
Adi: Go, Fish'! Now!
Fisher: If there is baloney, can I have a slice?
Adi: No! Don't eat rotten food, Fisher. Go... hurry.
The camera zooms as it follows Fisher walking down below the bridge where a bunch of homeless people are around a trash can lit on fire. Fisher takes off his shirt just as a homeless man offers him a piece of baloney. Fisher looks back at the car disappointedly. Turns back to the bums and begins kicking and punching them one by one. He throws one into the trash can of fire and proceeds to kick the flames out of him as he rolls on the ground.
Adi(laughing in the car): Oh man, this is awesome. I should have brought popcorn. This is going to be just as good as the REAL thing on Friday when Fish' destroys another no good bum in Tony Savage! It's going to be too funny...
Adi puts down the window. As the bums can be heard moaning in pain.
Adi(shouting): OKAY, FISH! TIME FOR PART TWO OF THIS ADVENTURE! LET'S GO!
Fisher walks up to the car putting on his shirt but his pockets clear as day filled with Bologna pieces. Adi sees this.
Adi: Take'em out! Do it! Or I am telling Grampa Pappy Goldblum! And he will put you in the dog house with Mein Kampf!
Fisher: I'm hungry dough!
Adi: Fish'!!!
Fisher empties his pockets dropping baloney pieces all over the dirt. He gets in the car as they drive off.
PART TWO
The camera turns on as we see Adi and FIsher in a hospital walking down a hallway.
Adi: Ladies and gentlemen, fans of GCWA. Welcome to this very special and exclusive GCWA.com interview. Over the weekend, GCWA fan Taylor Colter was assaulted by GCWA 'wrestler' Tony Savage. And tonight, I have an exclusive interview with that young man who was brutalized by that asshead, Tony. Sure some sources say he was a former criminal or something, blah blah blah. But what I do know is, he is a human being. Fisher and I will interview him in a minute. Once the police are finished "interrogating" him. And I've seen enough episodes of 24, CSI and Bosom Buddies to know that it isn't just asking questions, they do horrible things to their suspect. I think once Jack Sutherland cut off a dudes head. That doesn't even seem possible, but it happened on TV, so i believe it!
A male and female Police Officer walk out of the hospital room and walk up to Adi, Fisher and the camera man.
Male Officer: Ok. He is talking, but you only got 20 minutes before he is transferred to the nearby police station for further criminal processing. You should know Miss Gold, um, Mr. Goldblum.
Fisher: We're not twins...
Adi rolls her eyes.
Female Officer: Um, okay. But you both should know that this guy is seriously dangerous. He is handcuffed but you should thank Mr. Savage for his commendable actions...
Adi: Thank him? That man, that IDIOT should be in prison, being bum banged by some big black guy...
Fisher: Why does he have to be black?
Adi: Fine... Mexican! Bum banged by a big ol' Mexican. Better? Tony Savage squirming like a pig as I watched, laughing... laughing and laughing. Then force him to sit down on a chair... bloody butt and everything. Then i laugh some more.
Fisher: Errr... um... Cop Man, is that allowed? The Butt Banging?
Male Officer: Jeez lady, you're kind of sick, huh?
Adi: Sick? You call me sick? Why? Because I laugh at male on male rape? Well I guess I'm a real sicky... And after what Tony Savage did to Tyler..
Female Officer: Taylor...
Adi: Tyler, Taylor, TippieCanoe and Tyler Too! Whatever!
Fisher: Adi, I don't want jail for killing Tony Savage at Inferno, ya know? My bum hole is small... and sensitive.
Male Officer: No, Mr. Goldblum. There is no prisoners being sodomized these days. With high security we have it's very rare... but we have to go... just found out a bunch of homeless people were beat up by a wolf man or something...
Adi: Whatever! Let's do this interview, this poor man needs to tell his side of the story...
Adi storms through the cops as Fisher waves to the cops following her into the hospital room. Camera man also follows. We see a young man handcuffed to his hospital bed looking in bad shape as Adi sits down next to him. Fisher goes to the counter and steals a whole bunch of cue tips and rubber gloves.
Adi: Hey Tyl-Taylor. Taylor. Yes, Taylor. How are you feeling, friend?
Taylor: SHUT UP, HO! Feed me a chicken pot pie!
Adi laughs. Fisher laughs as well. Adi stops laughing and angrily looks at Fisher who instantly stops.
Adi: Now... I know you don't mean that. I'm on your side...
Taylor: You are? I thought you were a wrestler like that asshole Tony Savage. Ugh, how much i hate the wrestling. And now even more too! I hate Tony Savage... so much! HATE HIM!!!! Also... who is the re-re?
Adi: Re-re?
Taylor points to Fisher who stares down at him irately, cracking his knuckles, his now rubber gloved covered knuckles.
Adi: That's my brother, FIsh'. He's a half wit but he doesn't feel pain. At least not physical pain. Emotional pain? And one time he ate a alive baby bear cub.. so there's that.... Meh, who knows? OR CARES!
Fisher nods clinching his fists.
Adi: So... Mr. Colter. Since this could be the last time you can speak live on camera and speak to your assaulter Tony Savage, since he will be demolished by Fisher this upcoming week. What do you want to say to him...
Taylor: Okay... listen...
Adi points to the camera as Taylor looks in that direction.
Taylor: Okay... so i've done some bad things in my life. Trespassing... beating up my sweet Helen. Robbing that 7/11 of all its liquor, cash and diapers.
Adi: Ok... enough...
Taylor: ... doing crack cocaine with those teenagers EVERY WEEK! Um, what else... I ran over a litter of puppies with my SUV...
Adi: WE GOT IT! Get to the point...
Taylor: I still think what Tony Savage did was in the wrong. Sure I went at him with my bowie knife... which I WANT BACK, COPPERS!!! Fuckin' pigs! But yeah, he didn't need to do what he did to me... he's a celebrity for Christ sakes. They should be kind to someone like me. Which should be on the record that I am mentally ill. Insane if you will.
Adi: You see that Tony... this man is, while not really innocent, still doesn't deserve what happened to him. You should be ashamed of yourself. But you will be punished in no time. Because Fisher's hatred for you is beyond imaginable. You can try and imagine it, go ahead, do it. But it's even worse than it seems. That's how bad he wants to hurt you, Tony. Isn't that right, FIsh?
FIsher looks into the camera.
Fisher: YEEEEEAHHHHH! You see little boy, Tony-Ton-Tony, I maybe have a small butthole, a small brain but i have a big boot, big fists and a big skull and I will crush you Friday. There isn't much hatred... you seem like a legit guy...
Adi: FIsher, shut up...
Fisher: But the fact is, it's kind of what I do. A plumber fixes toilets, a custodian cleans toilets and the toilet cast makers make, um, well, toilets. And that's fine. But the fact is, hurting people is what me does. Me does it very well too. Not because I have to, not because I need to, not because I am forced too... because... I WANT TOO!!!! See you Friday, friend? Is he our friend, Adi?
Adi: Of course not... buh-bye Tony. See you at Inferno. Um, thanks Taylor. Burn in hell... you big piece of shit.
Taylor: Wait... what? I thought you were on my side? YOU ARE A FILTHY WRESTLING, HOE AREN'T YOU!?!?!?
Adi slaps him as he tries to grab her but Fisher grabs his neck which knocks him out. Adi grabs him by the beard and pulls him away from the convict.
Adi: Let's go Fish... we need to go and edit all the negative stuff in this video... I hope windows movie maker does HD footage... now let's go have a few celebratory drinks while we edit.
The scene freezes on Adi and Fisher smiling as for some odd reason a Morgan Freeman sounding like impersonator begins speaking.
Narrator: Adi and Fisher never did edit their footage and it aired as is on GCWA.com. It was met with mix reviews. But did get over 100,000 views that night. And as for the Fisher Goldblum and Tony Savage match? Well... we'll just have to see, won't we? Get busy livin' or get busy dyin'... Visa Penguins...
Fades out.
