Post by Dylan Thomas on Nov 6, 2019 4:58:02 GMT -6
We join the Thomas’s once again on ELLEN – the TV show of Ellen Degeneres as she continues her interview with Dylan and Lissandra Thomas.
Ellen: Welcome back, everyone. I’m here once again with the man who is taking the Wrestling World by storm recently – with his lovely wife Lissandra – Dylan Thomas. So Dylan...You have a wide circle of friends outside of the wrestling world, don’t you?
Dylan: That’s certainly an accurate description, yeah. And THAT Ellen is all thanks to my gorgeous better half sat next to me.
Lissandra begins to blush, but she smiles.
Lissandra: Yeah, I know how to network. Ellen – can we count you as part of our circle of friends now?
Ellen: I would LOVE that. After this interview, we are so getting pictures together.
Lissandra: Try not to have someone trip in the background, eh?
Ellen begins to laugh and she shakes her head.
Ellen: Yeah… that was awkward. Thank-you for that reminder, Lissie.
Lissandra smiles, tapping Ellen Degeneres’ hand in apology.
Ellen: So… guys who is it that you are actually good friends with? I think I’ve seen you a few times in Johnny Depp’s Viper Room, before?
Dylan clasps his hands together and laughs.
Dylan: Yeah. We’re on good terms with Johnny. A few weeks ago we went out to Belize to check out Leo Di Caprio’s new holiday resort and we stayed for a party that he had there. Heidi Klum created my new ring gear -
Ellen Degeneres interrupts briefly.
Ellen: Oh, she’s a sweetheart, isn’t she? Actually, can we get a picture up of Dylan’s recent ring gear? I hear it’s very well…. You.
Pretty soon a picture flashes up on the board of the segment from last week’s Inferno showing Dylan and Dangerous Dan fighting. Dylan is in his new ring gear made by Heidi Klum – gold and black and the studio audience cheer at the picture leaving Dylan smiling.
Ellen: Very, very nice indeed – and is this your opponent for High Rollers? Is this, Crazy Chris?
Lissandra: No, no. This is his brother – Dangerous Dan.
Ellen: And what are you doing here in this picture to Dan, Dylan?
Dylan: That is my primary way to finish an opponent right now – The Perfect Finisher.
Ellen: It looks like it hurts!
Dylan: It does! Basically I get some poor schmo such as Crazy Chris, this Sunday up onto my shoulders…
Dylan stands up and begins a demonstration.
Dylan: … I fall backwards, driving both of my knees into their gut.
Ellen: Ouchers!
The studio audience all let out a collective gasp as Dylan continues.
Dylan: And sometimes I’ll follow this up with a straight punt to their skull which I call the Mind Your Head, B****!
Dylan looks around the studio concerned for a few seconds.
Dylan: Er, sorry can I say that at this time of night?
Ellen: I wouldn’t worry – our censors picked that up. You… you aren’t a very nice man between the ropes are you, Dylan?
Dylan has to smile at this – he can’t help himself.
Ellen: I’m told that not many people like you in the GCWA. Fans and wrestlers alike…
Dylan: And that’s OK, I don’t need people to like me. I’m there to be the best that the GCWA has to offer and after High Rollers I’ll be able to prove that.
Ellen: Having said that… you’re friends with Ian Bishop, aren’t you? Better known in the wrestling world as ‘The Incredible One’ or ‘Mr. Incredible’?
Dylan: Yes.
Ellen: In reality, what’s he like?
Lissandra: Sorry Ellen, we can’t divulge that information…
Lissandra winks at Ellen who tries again to press, but the Thomas’s are having none of it, laughing.
Ellen: You know… for a while now I’ve been trying to get him onto this show but so far, to no avail. Do you think you two can put in a good word for me?
Lissandra smiles at Ellen and the audience.
Lissandra: We can certainly do our best for you, Ellen. But I will say this: Incredible is very… strong minded. We have to give him that.
Dylan smiles again and notices that his phone is ringing. He looks down and notices that it’s actually The Incredible One himself.
Dylan: Talk of the Devil… Sorry Ellen – can I get this?
Ellen: Is that Mr. Bishop?
Dylan: It most certainly is…
Ellen: Please do get it.
Ellen Degeneres smiles and Dylan answers the phone.
Dylan: Hey buddy! Hey… where are we? Oh dude, we’re on the Ellen Degeneres show!
The crowd whoop and holler at the cheap pop causing Dylan to wink at the camera.
Dylan: You know dude… apparently they’ve been wanting to get you on the show for quite some time and…
Dylan pauses letting his tag team partner continue talking.
Dylan: Oh… I see. Yeah. OK… we’ll talk to you later man, bye!
Dylan cuts off his phone and smiles at Ellen and she looks at him curiously.
Ellen: What did he say?
Dylan: Oh, he said that every time you called him, unfortunately he always had prior engagements.
Ellen: Oh… What a shame. So at High Rollers when you face off with this ‘Crazy Chris’, do you know what you’re getting yourself in for? I mean, have you faced him before?
Dylan: No. We’ve unfortunately never had the opportunity for a match yet. But I’m a good student of the game and I ALWAYS do my homework. The brawl last week however is a good indicator of what he’s capable of though. I mean… zoom the camera in on me for a second.
The camera zooms in and Dylan points to a mark on his right cheek.
Dylan: Do you see that?
Ellen: Yup.
Dylan: That is from a punch in the face from Crazy Chris last week and at High Rollers in Las Vegas this coming Sunday I intend to do much worse than that.
Ellen: Well… I’ve got to ask… do you have any words for Crazy Chris? If you do… Just look into the camera for us. I’d love to see an honest-to-goodness wrestling promo live and in action! Can you do that for us?
Dylan smiles nodding his head and searching for the camera.
Dylan: Danger Boiz!
Ellen looks confused at Lissandra who quietly explains that ‘Danger Boiz’ is the collective term for the tag team of Dangerous Dan and Crazy Chris and Ellen nods understanding.
Dylan: I said that last week I was a fan of yours – that Lissandra and I watched you previously, but after our little get together last week, we have to say that we as the A-List aren’t impressed at all. I guess one should never meet their heroes.
Dylan smirks at the camera.
Dylan: Last week, Chris… I smacked your brother around and then took him down with the Perfect Finisher. I mean, you were there – you saw it.
Dylan then beckons the camera forwards and then winks at the camera.
Dylan: But… then I slapped you around and ended up standing tall and that my friend, is a prelude to High Rollers when I beat you for your X-Division title. You Chris, may be the longest reigning X-Division champion in GCWA history but Chris… every reign has to end sometime – and yours ends in Las Vegas!
Dylan points at the camera, now with a serious look on his face.
Dylan: But… you and I need to have a chat… you see for some time now I’ve challenged you to choose our match because I’m that confident that I can beat you… and you still haven’t said. So… I’m going to at least add MY portion to it. Feel free to add anything else… But at High Rollers, I don’t merely want to beat you, I want YOU to say that I beat you. So let’s make this interesting… I make you TAP OUT! Submission wins only! No rope breaks! That way, there can be no discrepancies about when you LOSE your title in Las Vegas. What do you say? Can you beat the Messiah of Perfection at High Rollers? If last week is anything to go by… I’m gonna say no. See you in Vegas!
Dylan once again winks at the camera and sits down again. The studio audience whoop and cheer again and Dylan raises his hand in thanks, smiling. Lissandra and Ellen applaud and Lissandra kisses Dylan causing the audience to cheer once again.
Ellen: That was awesome! I don’t think this ‘Crazy Chris’ stands a chance in Vegas.
Ellen looks at the studio audience.
Ellen: What do you guys think?
The studio audience are split a straight 50/50 on this question. Some chant for Chris which Dylan and Lissandra can’t help but smile at. But then there are the ever faithful pockets of the Dylan Section who cheer for Dylan wherever he goes because they appreciate his work ethic. Dylan may be a smarmy arrogant asshole – but there’s no denying that he can wrestle. At least some people appreciate this.
Ellen: Wow… that’s about 50/50 wouldn’t you say?
Lissandra: Yeah, we would.
Dylan: I’m not really used to people cheering for me. You guys that are? Thank-you. Haha…
Ellen: Well Dylan, thanks for tonight – Where can we see the show?
Dylan: This coming Sunday, streaming live from GCWA.com. Don’t miss it!
Ellen: Thank-you. Right, that’s all we have time for tonight. Thank-you to Dylan and Lissandra Thomas. Goodnight!
The studio audience begin to applaud and the show’s theme tune plays again while Dylan and Lissandra hug Ellen goodbye.
Dylan, it would seem is absolutely ready for High Rollers. He really wants to end the reign of Crazy Chris. Will he be able to? Tune in on Sunday to find out!
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Ellen: Welcome back, everyone. I’m here once again with the man who is taking the Wrestling World by storm recently – with his lovely wife Lissandra – Dylan Thomas. So Dylan...You have a wide circle of friends outside of the wrestling world, don’t you?
Dylan: That’s certainly an accurate description, yeah. And THAT Ellen is all thanks to my gorgeous better half sat next to me.
Lissandra begins to blush, but she smiles.
Lissandra: Yeah, I know how to network. Ellen – can we count you as part of our circle of friends now?
Ellen: I would LOVE that. After this interview, we are so getting pictures together.
Lissandra: Try not to have someone trip in the background, eh?
Ellen begins to laugh and she shakes her head.
Ellen: Yeah… that was awkward. Thank-you for that reminder, Lissie.
Lissandra smiles, tapping Ellen Degeneres’ hand in apology.
Ellen: So… guys who is it that you are actually good friends with? I think I’ve seen you a few times in Johnny Depp’s Viper Room, before?
Dylan clasps his hands together and laughs.
Dylan: Yeah. We’re on good terms with Johnny. A few weeks ago we went out to Belize to check out Leo Di Caprio’s new holiday resort and we stayed for a party that he had there. Heidi Klum created my new ring gear -
Ellen Degeneres interrupts briefly.
Ellen: Oh, she’s a sweetheart, isn’t she? Actually, can we get a picture up of Dylan’s recent ring gear? I hear it’s very well…. You.
Pretty soon a picture flashes up on the board of the segment from last week’s Inferno showing Dylan and Dangerous Dan fighting. Dylan is in his new ring gear made by Heidi Klum – gold and black and the studio audience cheer at the picture leaving Dylan smiling.
Ellen: Very, very nice indeed – and is this your opponent for High Rollers? Is this, Crazy Chris?
Lissandra: No, no. This is his brother – Dangerous Dan.
Ellen: And what are you doing here in this picture to Dan, Dylan?
Dylan: That is my primary way to finish an opponent right now – The Perfect Finisher.
Ellen: It looks like it hurts!
Dylan: It does! Basically I get some poor schmo such as Crazy Chris, this Sunday up onto my shoulders…
Dylan stands up and begins a demonstration.
Dylan: … I fall backwards, driving both of my knees into their gut.
Ellen: Ouchers!
The studio audience all let out a collective gasp as Dylan continues.
Dylan: And sometimes I’ll follow this up with a straight punt to their skull which I call the Mind Your Head, B****!
Dylan looks around the studio concerned for a few seconds.
Dylan: Er, sorry can I say that at this time of night?
Ellen: I wouldn’t worry – our censors picked that up. You… you aren’t a very nice man between the ropes are you, Dylan?
Dylan has to smile at this – he can’t help himself.
Ellen: I’m told that not many people like you in the GCWA. Fans and wrestlers alike…
Dylan: And that’s OK, I don’t need people to like me. I’m there to be the best that the GCWA has to offer and after High Rollers I’ll be able to prove that.
Ellen: Having said that… you’re friends with Ian Bishop, aren’t you? Better known in the wrestling world as ‘The Incredible One’ or ‘Mr. Incredible’?
Dylan: Yes.
Ellen: In reality, what’s he like?
Lissandra: Sorry Ellen, we can’t divulge that information…
Lissandra winks at Ellen who tries again to press, but the Thomas’s are having none of it, laughing.
Ellen: You know… for a while now I’ve been trying to get him onto this show but so far, to no avail. Do you think you two can put in a good word for me?
Lissandra smiles at Ellen and the audience.
Lissandra: We can certainly do our best for you, Ellen. But I will say this: Incredible is very… strong minded. We have to give him that.
Dylan smiles again and notices that his phone is ringing. He looks down and notices that it’s actually The Incredible One himself.
Dylan: Talk of the Devil… Sorry Ellen – can I get this?
Ellen: Is that Mr. Bishop?
Dylan: It most certainly is…
Ellen: Please do get it.
Ellen Degeneres smiles and Dylan answers the phone.
Dylan: Hey buddy! Hey… where are we? Oh dude, we’re on the Ellen Degeneres show!
The crowd whoop and holler at the cheap pop causing Dylan to wink at the camera.
Dylan: You know dude… apparently they’ve been wanting to get you on the show for quite some time and…
Dylan pauses letting his tag team partner continue talking.
Dylan: Oh… I see. Yeah. OK… we’ll talk to you later man, bye!
Dylan cuts off his phone and smiles at Ellen and she looks at him curiously.
Ellen: What did he say?
Dylan: Oh, he said that every time you called him, unfortunately he always had prior engagements.
Ellen: Oh… What a shame. So at High Rollers when you face off with this ‘Crazy Chris’, do you know what you’re getting yourself in for? I mean, have you faced him before?
Dylan: No. We’ve unfortunately never had the opportunity for a match yet. But I’m a good student of the game and I ALWAYS do my homework. The brawl last week however is a good indicator of what he’s capable of though. I mean… zoom the camera in on me for a second.
The camera zooms in and Dylan points to a mark on his right cheek.
Dylan: Do you see that?
Ellen: Yup.
Dylan: That is from a punch in the face from Crazy Chris last week and at High Rollers in Las Vegas this coming Sunday I intend to do much worse than that.
Ellen: Well… I’ve got to ask… do you have any words for Crazy Chris? If you do… Just look into the camera for us. I’d love to see an honest-to-goodness wrestling promo live and in action! Can you do that for us?
Dylan smiles nodding his head and searching for the camera.
Dylan: Danger Boiz!
Ellen looks confused at Lissandra who quietly explains that ‘Danger Boiz’ is the collective term for the tag team of Dangerous Dan and Crazy Chris and Ellen nods understanding.
Dylan: I said that last week I was a fan of yours – that Lissandra and I watched you previously, but after our little get together last week, we have to say that we as the A-List aren’t impressed at all. I guess one should never meet their heroes.
Dylan smirks at the camera.
Dylan: Last week, Chris… I smacked your brother around and then took him down with the Perfect Finisher. I mean, you were there – you saw it.
Dylan then beckons the camera forwards and then winks at the camera.
Dylan: But… then I slapped you around and ended up standing tall and that my friend, is a prelude to High Rollers when I beat you for your X-Division title. You Chris, may be the longest reigning X-Division champion in GCWA history but Chris… every reign has to end sometime – and yours ends in Las Vegas!
Dylan points at the camera, now with a serious look on his face.
Dylan: But… you and I need to have a chat… you see for some time now I’ve challenged you to choose our match because I’m that confident that I can beat you… and you still haven’t said. So… I’m going to at least add MY portion to it. Feel free to add anything else… But at High Rollers, I don’t merely want to beat you, I want YOU to say that I beat you. So let’s make this interesting… I make you TAP OUT! Submission wins only! No rope breaks! That way, there can be no discrepancies about when you LOSE your title in Las Vegas. What do you say? Can you beat the Messiah of Perfection at High Rollers? If last week is anything to go by… I’m gonna say no. See you in Vegas!
Dylan once again winks at the camera and sits down again. The studio audience whoop and cheer again and Dylan raises his hand in thanks, smiling. Lissandra and Ellen applaud and Lissandra kisses Dylan causing the audience to cheer once again.
Ellen: That was awesome! I don’t think this ‘Crazy Chris’ stands a chance in Vegas.
Ellen looks at the studio audience.
Ellen: What do you guys think?
The studio audience are split a straight 50/50 on this question. Some chant for Chris which Dylan and Lissandra can’t help but smile at. But then there are the ever faithful pockets of the Dylan Section who cheer for Dylan wherever he goes because they appreciate his work ethic. Dylan may be a smarmy arrogant asshole – but there’s no denying that he can wrestle. At least some people appreciate this.
Ellen: Wow… that’s about 50/50 wouldn’t you say?
Lissandra: Yeah, we would.
Dylan: I’m not really used to people cheering for me. You guys that are? Thank-you. Haha…
Ellen: Well Dylan, thanks for tonight – Where can we see the show?
Dylan: This coming Sunday, streaming live from GCWA.com. Don’t miss it!
Ellen: Thank-you. Right, that’s all we have time for tonight. Thank-you to Dylan and Lissandra Thomas. Goodnight!
The studio audience begin to applaud and the show’s theme tune plays again while Dylan and Lissandra hug Ellen goodbye.
Dylan, it would seem is absolutely ready for High Rollers. He really wants to end the reign of Crazy Chris. Will he be able to? Tune in on Sunday to find out!
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