F*ck 'Em All

Brady Vega stands prominently in a studio lit facility, dressed in overalls, no shirt, and a beanie. He speaks into the camera set before him.

“It’s amazing how I’m the reason everyone is disgruntled in Iconic Pro Wrestling.”

Rex Cassidy watches through the camera lens, checking the timecode on the digital timer from time to time.

“Everyone continues to call me kid or boy and I continue to prove myself more than just a man.”

“They’re shook. The mere idea of the Gate Keeper entering IPW puts everyone on their ass. There have been claims that I pretend to be the best, by Stasi Herveaux, and that shit made me laugh.”

“It also proved a point.”

“In IPW, if talent were rain this whole place would be the fucking Mojave. My reign can only go as far as these idiots can see. Apparently, Ye was speaking to the fools running around IPW because the reign of Brady Vega is forever lasting and never ending, similar to the lies spoken by many of the Iconic Pro Wrestling…..Icons.”

“That’s not really a good name, as I do not believe everyone on the roster is an Icon. Let’s take my upcoming opponent, Jodi uh-“

Brady steps forward, leaning past the camera and out of frame. His words are quick and muffled and so is the response before stepping back to his mark on the floor.

“Well whatever her name is she is no icon.”

A door opening forces Brady to stop speaking and sends his attention in the direction of the noise. A smile creaks over his face as Rex is heard off camera saying, “Nitoh Son. X. Welcome.”

The Toku Addiction make their way into the penthouse and are greeted by Rex. Brady stands unamused as X steps into the center of the room with him. “I am really digging what you’ve done with the place. What’s with the overalls? I dig it.”

Brady looks at X still unamused as his fellow comrads take over his attempt at informing IPW they’ve signed the greatest of the greats to their roster.

Nitoh passes Brady with a bag of food in his hands. “Hey I think there are some frnch fries in the bottom of the bag if you want them.” Nitoh chuckles with Rex as they continue toward the kitchen area.

“So ya’ll not gone finish?” Vega shouts to Nitoh and Cassidy who are deep in their own side conversation. Bet Friends like none other. The two most lethal strikers and in-ring competitors in the business today decide to wander off and do their own thing.

X steps behind the camera. “I just push the red button right?” Before Brady can responds X’s finger mashes the record button.

Brady notices the red light signaling “ON-AIR” and immediately continues.

“As I was saying, my up coming opponent…. Jodi…” Brady is cut off by Xavier. “Jodi got a nice pair of eyebrows on her fam.”

Brady scrunches his nose and furrow his brows for a moment. “What are you talking about? All that shit is fake. Make shift. By design. It ain’t her. The only time that shit even comes to mind when you penetrate that ho’ and watch her reaction to the girth.

The trashing of a gong forces Brady and X to turn their attention to Rex and The Toku Titan. Nitoh places the rubber gong stick next to the small gong next to the chess game table. “Sorry to bother, but this is the only time I will give Brady credit on anything in life. That was a solid metaphor I hope someday you can be praised for your works although it is inevitable for you to die a villain.”

Brady stands a little confused, “Thanks.” He says with hesitation and skepticism in his voice. Brady drops the straps on his overalls exposing his tatted figure and defined physique.

“You know what, fuck it, Jodi ain’t gone make it too far so we won’t focus on respecting her name. The Gate Keeper steps down from his thrown before the gates to turn away another wanderer and deliver an eye opening message to the IPW locker room. There will be no mercy shown to anyone at any time, the champions have accepted this fate by running around with the precious metal and their punishments will be much more severe.”

“The landscape as we know it is destined to changed. The hills are rising and the valleys are becoming much steeper but the realization will always remain the same. At your lowests of lows and at your highest of highs I’ll be there waiting to bring about your demise.”

“The Kali Kings have been talking tough as shit for months and they still not ready for the evil spirts heading in the direction of their souls. Let Jodi be the example of what will happ---HEY! HEY! HEY!"

Nitoh stumbles backward into Vega's shot as he dodges a swing from Rex Cassdy. The two spar and shadow box around the set, trampling into the frame and over Brady's feet. Brady gets angry. "WHAT THE FUCK?!!!" Brady lunges at Nitoh and Cassidy, jumping in between them and swinging like its no bodys business. The trio fight amongst each other never landing a blow due to great competitiveness and skillsets, but watching it unfold is pretty amazing. Nitoh rolls out of the way befor bringing Cassidy down with a drop toe hold. X runs in quickly.

"Yo! Yo!" X shouts while breaking up the scuffle and the camera topples over quickly. From a dutch tilted angle we see X, Brady Vega, Geki Nitoh, and Rex Cassidy rolling around like cartoon characters. The dust ball of smoke and emoji's flies all around them as well.