Open Challenge by The Goldblums (next Inferno)
Nov 24, 2019 21:28:14 GMT -6
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Post by Adi Gold on Nov 24, 2019 21:28:14 GMT -6
The scene opens up on a shot of a wall with a GCWA logo on it. Just as Adi and Fisher Goldblum walk out from both sides out on screen looking into the camera.
Adi: Okay, GCWA World. Apparently no one takes myself and my big brother Fish' seriously around here. But that's going to change at next week's Inferno. Because I don't care if Mad Dog beat me at High Rollers and then when on to defeat Duce Jones for the North American title on the last episode of Inferno. And it certainly doesn't bother me that if i did win that match it could be ME as champion right now. Nope. Didn't even cross my mind.
Fisher: It be so cool if we were Champion, dough!
Adi: Me, shit for brains. I would have been champion. Because the people like me, despite what Tony Savage might say. Mr. Savage is a turd and I am very likeable. Probably the most popular star in GCWA right now. The few, very few, who don't like me, well, can simply eat shit. No one gives a damn about The A Lister Fixter Mister. Or what that idiot detective Puffy Daddy is investigating this week. No one cares about what our corrupt boss of GCWA is up to these days. They don't care about Bifford and Houston fighting for the GCWA WORLD title at Darkness Falls. Nope. They sure as hell don't give a damn about Big Biff's chicken burgers.
Fisher: Sandwich...
Adi: Annnnd... what?
Fisher: Chicken SANDWICH!
Adi: I never checked if it's on bread. But if it's on a bun, then it's a burger. Chicken Burger. Burger!
Fisher: Um...
Adi grabs him by the beard.
Adi: I am not going to budge on this. Chicken Burger...
She lets go of him.
Adi: The people care about me, Adi Gold and have sympathy for ol' donkey brains Fisher over here and all of our financial problems my family is having. It's a long, long, long sad story...
Fisher: Daddy and pappy couldn't get along. Closed the meat shop doors.
Adi: Ok. It's a short story. But all I know is even though we haven't made a big impact here in GCWA quite yet. There's nothing but time... and time is on our side. So to the point. What is our point again, Fish'?
Fisher begins flexing , clinching his fingers into fists and screaming into the camera pacing back and forth.
Fisher: WE ARE OFFERING A CHALLENGE TO ANY FOOL IN GCWA THAT CAN TAKE ON EITHER ME, ME OR MY SISTER, ADI ON THE NEXT EPISODE OF INFERNO! SO STEP UP AND PICK ONE OF US! BUT I HOPE, OOOOOOOH I HOPE YOU PICK ME!!! BECAUSE WHEN I'M THROUGH WITH YOUUUU! YOU ARE GOING TO BE A BLOODY STAIN ON THE RING MAT! THEN...THEN... THEN, MY GOING TO RIP OUT YER' THROAT OUT AND EAT IT!! AND THEN BREAK YOUR SPIIIIIIIIINE!!
He begins panting, out of breath looking into the camera as Adi looks on a little weirded out but smirking confidently.
Adi: What he said. I will not do those things to the challenger. But I will win. But you get the point... Who is going to set up? We'll be waiting. Because WE want YOU!! FISHER WANTS YOU!.... I, Adi Gold, I WANT YOU!!!!! Bring it!
For some reason crew credits roll up the screen to the song I WANT YOU by Animotion in what appeared to be a small budget and simple set was nothing but. Fisher and Adi leave off screen as the credits continue rolling for another 20 seconds.
