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Post by Dylan Thomas on Aug 27, 2019 14:50:42 GMT -6
The last time we saw Dylan and Lissandra Thomas, they were stuck in the famous traffic of New York City trying to make it to JFK airport, so that they can get to Texas in time for Dylan's debut match at GCWA Friday Night Inferno. We open to the Thomas's touching down in Midland, Texas.
Lissandra: Well, it's certainly more um.... populated than I ever gave Texas credit for.
Dylan: Y'know what I read on the way here, baby?
Lissandra: What?
Dylan: Woody Harrelson is from here...
Lissandra: Really? I'll have to ask him whether that's true the next time we lunch...
Dylan looks at his wife and smiles.
Dylan: Doesn't he live in Maui?
Lissandra: George has flown the jet to Hawaii, don't you remember? That time in 2017?
Dylan: How can I forget? Our special take on the Wishbone Legsplitter? I'm telling you baby, I still ache from that. For someone with only marginal wrestling training from me... well...
Lissandra: Is sex all you think about?
Dylan: Lissie, I'm a guy. And in my defence, my beautiful angel.... it's sex with you. How can I NOT think about it?
Lissandra smiles and they kiss.
Lissandra: OK... Nice save... Anyway shouldn't we find the arena?
Dylan: Actually... isn't that it?
The Thomas's see the Midland Arena right in front of them after walking around whilst chatting.
Lissandra: What a stroke of luck! Everyone is so damn ugly here in Texas though! Hurry up and win your match so we can get back to LA.
Dylan: Agreed. Everyone is just so...normeeā¦
Lissandra: Normee?
Dylan: Average....mundane...
He shivers for effect.
Dylan: So... Lunch? Lets hope these Texans have something other than fresh roadkill on the menu...
We fade out.
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