Post by Lord Allton/PennyLord on Jan 26, 2020 13:46:16 GMT -6
We join Lord Allton and Bill on at Miami International Airport with Rob... [sorry Lord] Allton wanting to go back to England for a few weeks before his contract signing with Uber-Man at Dystopia 12. Bill is in a lot of pain from being Lord Allton's walking exoskeleton at Dystopia 11 and can barely walk.
Bill: Ow. Ow. Ow....
Allton: Would you quit your whining?
Bill: I could get into a lot of trouble for what I did at your wrestling event! I'm hurt, I may have to take time off to recover.
This angers Allton and he slaps Bill around the face.
Allton: You will do no such thing! You work for me. Do you understand? Now.... Let's go.
Before Allton leaves however, he spots a TV camera. Guessing that Uber-Man will be watching somewhere, somehow. He gets Bill to rip the camera away from the camera man.
Cameraman: Hey!
Allton: Get the fuck out of here before I lay you out you asshole. I'm a wrestler!
Cameraman: You? But you're in a chair. The fuck could you do?
Bill: Oh no....
Pennywise appears in Allton's head as the evil conscience Allton likes to keep around.
Pennywise: GO ON! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! DO IT!!!!!!!!
In a flash, Allton has rammed into the camera man and flattened him with his L.A.G. Punch.
Allton: Motherfucker! Don't you dare fucking question me again! Bill! Hold the fucking camera!
Bill does as he is told... And Allton slowly sarcastically claps.
Allton: Duce Jones. Congratulations. You got your little Tag Team titles back - you're welcome. Now get the fuck off of my show and don't come back unless you're personally invited by the only one in Outsiders who matters. Me. Uber man... Aww is someone butt hurt? Someone upset that they lost due to 'bad officiating'? I'll let you into a secret - it wasn't bad officiating. I screwed you on purpose to make a point. If you want to do something about it I'll be back off holiday from the UK in time for Dystopia 12. And when we have our contract signing, you can bet that that title is eventually coming home with me. See you when I get back. Hero.
Bill: Ow. Ow. Ow....
Allton: Would you quit your whining?
Bill: I could get into a lot of trouble for what I did at your wrestling event! I'm hurt, I may have to take time off to recover.
This angers Allton and he slaps Bill around the face.
Allton: You will do no such thing! You work for me. Do you understand? Now.... Let's go.
Before Allton leaves however, he spots a TV camera. Guessing that Uber-Man will be watching somewhere, somehow. He gets Bill to rip the camera away from the camera man.
Cameraman: Hey!
Allton: Get the fuck out of here before I lay you out you asshole. I'm a wrestler!
Cameraman: You? But you're in a chair. The fuck could you do?
Bill: Oh no....
Pennywise appears in Allton's head as the evil conscience Allton likes to keep around.
Pennywise: GO ON! HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE! DO IT!!!!!!!!
In a flash, Allton has rammed into the camera man and flattened him with his L.A.G. Punch.
Allton: Motherfucker! Don't you dare fucking question me again! Bill! Hold the fucking camera!
Bill does as he is told... And Allton slowly sarcastically claps.
Allton: Duce Jones. Congratulations. You got your little Tag Team titles back - you're welcome. Now get the fuck off of my show and don't come back unless you're personally invited by the only one in Outsiders who matters. Me. Uber man... Aww is someone butt hurt? Someone upset that they lost due to 'bad officiating'? I'll let you into a secret - it wasn't bad officiating. I screwed you on purpose to make a point. If you want to do something about it I'll be back off holiday from the UK in time for Dystopia 12. And when we have our contract signing, you can bet that that title is eventually coming home with me. See you when I get back. Hero.