Post by Savage on Feb 27, 2020 13:03:21 GMT -6
Hey, Outsiders roster. I know Mikey has "banned" me...
Pfft. I know where he leaves the key to the office; he can't stop me. He can't even contain me.
But I also know y'all some broke ass need clout like diabetics need insulin motherfuckers, and I've seen some of your finances. Yeesh. How do you get swole on ramen noodles and store brand Kool Aid! Being poor must suck.
So, do yourselves and your viewers and your checking account a favor, and demand that scruffy midget to book....
Drum roll, please...
THE TONY SAVAGE $75,000 ALL YOU CAN EAT LIGHT TUBE DEATHMATCH BATTLE ROYAL BUFFET!
It's simple;
It's a battle royal, but with shitloads of light tubes. And I mean AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF LIGHTTUBES!! EXTRA CRUNCHY GLASS SHARDS IN YOUR EYES AND TAINT FUN!! Pinfall, submission, death by severe hemorrhaging, sepsis or inhaling too much toxic fluorescent gas.
All Outsiders roster members invited.
So call Mike. Text him. Slide up in his DM's and demand this match happen, then, sexually harass him because you're secretly a little DTF (Down to Fuck) twitter weirdo...
This make this happen! $75,000 and a once in a lifetime opportunity to get CTE from yours truly on the big boy show. What are your waiting for?
Serious? What are you working for? You work for Mike, you got plenty of free time.
Pfft. I know where he leaves the key to the office; he can't stop me. He can't even contain me.
But I also know y'all some broke ass need clout like diabetics need insulin motherfuckers, and I've seen some of your finances. Yeesh. How do you get swole on ramen noodles and store brand Kool Aid! Being poor must suck.
So, do yourselves and your viewers and your checking account a favor, and demand that scruffy midget to book....
Drum roll, please...
THE TONY SAVAGE $75,000 ALL YOU CAN EAT LIGHT TUBE DEATHMATCH BATTLE ROYAL BUFFET!
It's simple;
It's a battle royal, but with shitloads of light tubes. And I mean AN ABSURD AMOUNT OF LIGHTTUBES!! EXTRA CRUNCHY GLASS SHARDS IN YOUR EYES AND TAINT FUN!! Pinfall, submission, death by severe hemorrhaging, sepsis or inhaling too much toxic fluorescent gas.
All Outsiders roster members invited.
So call Mike. Text him. Slide up in his DM's and demand this match happen, then, sexually harass him because you're secretly a little DTF (Down to Fuck) twitter weirdo...
This make this happen! $75,000 and a once in a lifetime opportunity to get CTE from yours truly on the big boy show. What are your waiting for?
Serious? What are you working for? You work for Mike, you got plenty of free time.
