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Post by Savage on Feb 28, 2020 19:55:38 GMT -6
Did you know, once per week, a GCWA wrestler gets murdered on television by Tony Savage? It's becoming an epidemic. But you can help stop this madness...
BWAHAHAHAHA! No! No the FUCK you can't! It's straight body bag mode from now on!
I'm here to fuck up your careers and your credit rating. Maybe take a shit in your sink and steal your email and sign you up for Scientology newsletters! You can't stop me; you can't even contain me! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Oh, p.s., all those donuts in the break room with a single bite in all of them? I put them back like that like nothing happened. Fuck all y'all! Hope your coffee break is fucked up now!!!
Please fell free to try to stop me!! Especially Puffer! I'm in this mode now!
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Post by Jack Puffer on Mar 2, 2020 19:11:36 GMT -6
We caught up with Jack Puffer, GCWA's GOOD DETECTIVE
Jack Puffer: Only a monster would bite into a donut and leave it behind.
And, what about those Scientology emails?
Jack Puffer: It's a religion? Interesting. I'll have to look into it.
And...what about Mr. Savage?
Jack Puffer: He's got a filthy mouth. I might have to introduce his salty mouth to my knuckle sandwich.
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Post by Mack O'Connor on Mar 3, 2020 3:59:22 GMT -6
Reporters caught up to Mack O'Connor to ask his opinion about statements made by Tony Savage.
Mack raises an eyebrow and takes a drag off a cigarette.
"Who the hell is Tony Savage?"
More as the story unfolds.
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Post by Savage on Mar 22, 2020 12:18:27 GMT -6
Reporters caught up to Mack O'Connor to ask his opinion about statements made by Tony Savage. Mack raises an eyebrow and takes a drag off a cigarette. "Who the hell is Tony Savage?" More as the story unfolds. I know what I am NOT...
Prematurely balding asshole with no belts in GCWA that pulls that "who the hell are you" crap like a rookie on Twitter!
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Post by Savage on Mar 22, 2020 14:48:15 GMT -6
We caught up with Jack Puffer, GCWA's GOOD DETECTIVE Jack Puffer: Only a monster would bite into a donut and leave it behind. And, what about those Scientology emails? Jack Puffer: It's a religion? Interesting. I'll have to look into it. And...what about Mr. Savage? Jack Puffer: He's got a filthy mouth. I might have to introduce his salty mouth to my knuckle sandwich. I don't talk shit; shit talks Tony!
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Post by Mack O'Connor on Mar 23, 2020 0:50:42 GMT -6
Reporters caught up to Mack O'Connor to ask his opinion about statements made by Tony Savage. Mack raises an eyebrow and takes a drag off a cigarette. "Who the hell is Tony Savage?" More as the story unfolds. I know what I am NOT...
Prematurely balding asshole with no belts in GCWA that pulls that "who the hell are you" crap like a rookie on Twitter!
I shave it!
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