Post by Lucian Rage on Sept 4, 2019 22:37:19 GMT -6
-The scene satics on, you can tell its nothing more than a cheap hand held camera. You're walking through the isles of what seems to be a large market hardware store. You pass by the paint section, the lighting section when you come across R.M. Strong looking at toilets. The camera man walks up to him-
Brandon - What the hell are you doing?
-Strong looks up and gets a grin on his face as he lifts the seat on one of the toilets-
R.M. - I'm looking for Duce.
Brandon - You're what?
R.M. - I'm looking for Duce, you know, my opponent for inferno... Dammit.... Uhhh....
-Strong looks around, noticing an employee wearing a blue vest. R.M. points at him-
R.M. - YOU! Give me a females name, QUICK!
Employee - Uhh.... Miranda?
R.M. - Perfect... So what was I saying?\
Brandon - You wer....
R.M. - OH RIGHT! Dammit Miranda, don't you ever pay attention? I'm looking for Duce... In a toilet... Get it?
-Strong giggles to himself-
Brandon - You're a fucking child. What are you even going on about?
-The camera starts to static up, you hear Brandon cuss and smack it a couple times and the video kicks back on-
Brandon - And you couldn't spring for a better camera.
R.M. - Yeah, well, GCWA's budget isn't all that huge. They were just throwing contracts away.
Brandon - That one hundred percent explains how you have a job there. So you have a match? Don't you think you should be getting ready for that? You know, train, excercise.... Get sober.
R.M. - The hell is the point in any of that? Besides I am getting prepped. I'm out here looking for Duce everywhere. I've searched everywhere, and I just can't seem to find him. I just want to talk to him a little bit.
-Strong sits down on one of the toilets. He crosses his legs-
Brandon - I really don't think anyone wants to hear what you have to say...
R.M. - Well, too bad. Look, I feel bad for the guy. Do you realize what his name is? Duce.... Two... Number two.... How much did his parents hate him to name their only child after the second best number?
Brandon - Do you even know if he's an only child?
R.M. - Listen Linda...
Brandon - I thought I was Miranda today....?
R.M. - Dammit, wasted a name for another adventure, didn't I?
Brandon - Yup....
R.M. - Shit... Stop distracting me, I was going somewhere with that.
Brandon - Yeah, more than likely the unemployment line. Ace isn't going to tolerate your bullshit.
R.M. - -scoffs- Ace isn't the only one in charge anymore, his kids got some say. Last I heard they were going to ship him the place Duce goes.
Brandon - What?
R.M. - Down the shitter.
Brandon - That didn't make any sense what so ever.
R.M. - I'm not paid to make sense. I'm paid to... uhm... make.... people hurt...
Brandon - Yeah... their heads...
R.M. - YEAH! Cause I'll break them.
Brandon - No... because you never shut the hell up.
R.M. - RUDE! Look... Duce Jones is going to realize what he's stepped in when he gets in the ring with me. I'm going to flush him, and move on to the next.
Brandon - Is your entire promo going to be poop jokes?
R.M. - More than likely.
Brandon - Look man, that stuff doesn't fly here. The GCWA is a pretty serious place. Some of the most sacred histroy of wrestling. You're not going to get away with all the crap you pull here.
R.M. - That was twenty years ago... And then 10 years ago.... We're wrestling next to a horseshoe pit or some shit.
Brandon - Do you even know where you're going?
R.M. - Uhmmmm, Texas? Right?
Brandon - You know thats a state, not city, right?
R.M. - Of course I do, what do you think I am, stupid?
Brandon - Yes...
-Strong glares at him, the gets up off the toilet. He jiggles the handle and walks away. He stops looking back at Brandon-
R.M. - Look Miranda, I don't have any problem with this guy. I just wanna be able to eat more than the dollar menu. But I will give him this... He will always be number one at being number two.
Brandon - Don't you think he's heard it all before?
R.M. - Yes, but not with my razzamatazz.
Brandon - I hope he breaks your jaw.
R.M. - You're not the only one....
-R.M. gives finger guns to the camera before walking away. Brandon scoffs as he closes the camera. The video cuts, but there's still audio feed-
R.M. - Look man, we need to get the hell out of this store, like, ten minutes ago.
Brandon - Why?
R.M. - Didn't realize they weren't working toilets.........
Brandon - What the hell are you doing?
-Strong looks up and gets a grin on his face as he lifts the seat on one of the toilets-
R.M. - I'm looking for Duce.
Brandon - You're what?
R.M. - I'm looking for Duce, you know, my opponent for inferno... Dammit.... Uhhh....
-Strong looks around, noticing an employee wearing a blue vest. R.M. points at him-
R.M. - YOU! Give me a females name, QUICK!
Employee - Uhh.... Miranda?
R.M. - Perfect... So what was I saying?\
Brandon - You wer....
R.M. - OH RIGHT! Dammit Miranda, don't you ever pay attention? I'm looking for Duce... In a toilet... Get it?
-Strong giggles to himself-
Brandon - You're a fucking child. What are you even going on about?
-The camera starts to static up, you hear Brandon cuss and smack it a couple times and the video kicks back on-
Brandon - And you couldn't spring for a better camera.
R.M. - Yeah, well, GCWA's budget isn't all that huge. They were just throwing contracts away.
Brandon - That one hundred percent explains how you have a job there. So you have a match? Don't you think you should be getting ready for that? You know, train, excercise.... Get sober.
R.M. - The hell is the point in any of that? Besides I am getting prepped. I'm out here looking for Duce everywhere. I've searched everywhere, and I just can't seem to find him. I just want to talk to him a little bit.
-Strong sits down on one of the toilets. He crosses his legs-
Brandon - I really don't think anyone wants to hear what you have to say...
R.M. - Well, too bad. Look, I feel bad for the guy. Do you realize what his name is? Duce.... Two... Number two.... How much did his parents hate him to name their only child after the second best number?
Brandon - Do you even know if he's an only child?
R.M. - Listen Linda...
Brandon - I thought I was Miranda today....?
R.M. - Dammit, wasted a name for another adventure, didn't I?
Brandon - Yup....
R.M. - Shit... Stop distracting me, I was going somewhere with that.
Brandon - Yeah, more than likely the unemployment line. Ace isn't going to tolerate your bullshit.
R.M. - -scoffs- Ace isn't the only one in charge anymore, his kids got some say. Last I heard they were going to ship him the place Duce goes.
Brandon - What?
R.M. - Down the shitter.
Brandon - That didn't make any sense what so ever.
R.M. - I'm not paid to make sense. I'm paid to... uhm... make.... people hurt...
Brandon - Yeah... their heads...
R.M. - YEAH! Cause I'll break them.
Brandon - No... because you never shut the hell up.
R.M. - RUDE! Look... Duce Jones is going to realize what he's stepped in when he gets in the ring with me. I'm going to flush him, and move on to the next.
Brandon - Is your entire promo going to be poop jokes?
R.M. - More than likely.
Brandon - Look man, that stuff doesn't fly here. The GCWA is a pretty serious place. Some of the most sacred histroy of wrestling. You're not going to get away with all the crap you pull here.
R.M. - That was twenty years ago... And then 10 years ago.... We're wrestling next to a horseshoe pit or some shit.
Brandon - Do you even know where you're going?
R.M. - Uhmmmm, Texas? Right?
Brandon - You know thats a state, not city, right?
R.M. - Of course I do, what do you think I am, stupid?
Brandon - Yes...
-Strong glares at him, the gets up off the toilet. He jiggles the handle and walks away. He stops looking back at Brandon-
R.M. - Look Miranda, I don't have any problem with this guy. I just wanna be able to eat more than the dollar menu. But I will give him this... He will always be number one at being number two.
Brandon - Don't you think he's heard it all before?
R.M. - Yes, but not with my razzamatazz.
Brandon - I hope he breaks your jaw.
R.M. - You're not the only one....
-R.M. gives finger guns to the camera before walking away. Brandon scoffs as he closes the camera. The video cuts, but there's still audio feed-
R.M. - Look man, we need to get the hell out of this store, like, ten minutes ago.
Brandon - Why?
R.M. - Didn't realize they weren't working toilets.........
