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Post by rumormill on Mar 20, 2020 7:49:29 GMT -6
We here at the Rumor Mill have just heard some unsettling news. With the absence of any promo from Erin Gordon and Dexter Montgomery, people have been wondering about their silence. A backstage source tells us that they overheard members of the A-List talking in their locker room about plans to kidnap the two members of Team Outsiders in order to leave "the two weak links of Team Rejects" to fend for themselves.
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Post by Jack Puffer on Mar 20, 2020 14:00:39 GMT -6
From the desk of Good Detective Jack Puffer
"I have it on semi-solid authority that Dexter Montgomery is a notorious ghost. People have been searching for this specter for years and years. He's been called several names throughout pro-wrestling history. People hope to catch a glimpse of this phantom...only he never appears. Could this Sunday finally be the day that the legendary ghost makes his appearance? All signs point to no."
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Post by Lissandra Thomas (A-List news) on Mar 20, 2020 14:52:58 GMT -6
Where did you hear such bullshit? This is nothing but blasphemy and horrid horrible rumours. Dylan and I are not criminals for God's sake. If they didn't show up, it's not our problem.
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Post by Mack O'Connor on Mar 20, 2020 19:50:07 GMT -6
What is the A-List again?
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Post by zybala on Mar 20, 2020 20:05:15 GMT -6
What is the A-List again? Incest |
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Post by Mack O'Connor on Mar 20, 2020 21:29:17 GMT -6
What is the A-List again? Incest Thought I smelled something. |
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Post by zybala on Mar 21, 2020 17:39:35 GMT -6
I am hiring Puffer for this case! I want to know if my partners were kidnapped. I will pay TRIPLE your rate!
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Post by Dylan Thomas on Mar 22, 2020 4:59:30 GMT -6
I am hiring Puffer for this case! I want to know if my partners were kidnapped. I will pay TRIPLE your rate!
…………..Oh no, wait: It won't for 2 reasons. 1) Detective Puffer is a shit detective and 2) There is no fucking case.... As Lissie said, if Erin Gordon and Dexter Montgomery didn't show up, it's not our problem. Why does that automatically mean that the A-List kidnapped them?
You conspiracy theorists will be the death of the planet... well, you and the coronavirus.... |
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Post by zybala on Mar 22, 2020 12:29:36 GMT -6
I am hiring Puffer for this case! I want to know if my partners were kidnapped. I will pay TRIPLE your rate!
…………..Oh no, wait: It won't for 2 reasons. 1) Detective Puffer is a shit detective and 2) There is no fucking case.... As Lissie said, if Erin Gordon and Dexter Montgomery didn't show up, it's not our problem. Why does that automatically mean that the A-List kidnapped them?
You conspiracy theorists will be the death of the planet... well, you and the coronavirus....Like I said in my promo, I'm like the Coronavirus to your hopes of winning Ultimate Survivor; I'm canceling all plans. |
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Post by Jack Puffer on Mar 22, 2020 12:57:58 GMT -6
The Good Detective will be keeping a watchful eye on tonight's event in case any missing persons take place.
And, if so
Rest assured THE GOOD DETECTIVE will be on the case! Just as soon as the event ends, naturally.
Zybala will be billed triple The Good Detective's going rate. I hope you have a fresh, crisp Andrew Jackson ready, Mr. Zybala.
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Post by Dylan Thomas on Mar 22, 2020 13:11:28 GMT -6
The Good Detective will be keeping a watchful eye on tonight's event in case any missing persons take place. And, if so Rest assured THE GOOD DETECTIVE will be on the case! Just as soon as the event ends, naturally. Zybala will be billed triple The Good Detective's going rate. I hope you have a fresh, crisp Andrew Jackson ready, Mr. Zybala. |
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Ryot
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Post by Ryot on Mar 22, 2020 18:11:45 GMT -6
I refuse to speak on this situation.
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