Post by Danger Boiz on Sept 4, 2019 22:49:09 GMT -6
We open to the view of a country road passing by the camera at a fair pace. The view of a sunset engulfing the background, reminds us of those warm nights sitting on the porch watching with your grandparents. We see the trees brushing by one by one as the camera pans to who is driving the vehicle that is taking us on this journey.
We see that familiar face of the Hall of Famer Dangerous Dan sitting behind the wheel. His hair in a ponytail and a fresh face. He sports a pair of dark blue expensive sunglasses over his eyes. He has one hand on the steering wheel and the other propped up on the door resting against his cheek.
The camera pans over and we see an unmasked Crazy Chris for the first time in a decade. Chris has one arm out the window and his right leg crossed over his left. On his lap we see the X Division title which looks just as fresh as it did ten years ago. Chris is staring out the window admiring the view he sees underneath the sunset.
Crazy Chris: I can't believe that we're finally back on the road for GCWA again. I never thought this would happen.
Dangeous Dan: I never thought it either little brother. Who would have thought the Danger Boiz would be back?
Chris reaches down and begins stroking the X Division title. Okay, get those dirty thoughts out of your head. Anyone would play with something in their lap. Oh Lord, I better just get on with this promo.
Crazy Chris: I can't believe that Ace is letting me continue my reign and gave me my title back. I haven't seen this baby in ten years.
Dangerous Dan: It definitely fits you Chris. It looked good on you then and it still looks good on you now.
Chris holds the championship up and stares over it.
Crazy Chris: It was a thrill Friday night to finally make our comeback in GCWA. My adrenaline was pumping and just being back on camera and having Ace support us was a thrill.
Dangerous Dan: I feel ya on that Chris and the fact that we were told that we were going to have our first match back as a team was just icing on the cake. We get to show the GCWA universe that we still have what we did ten years ago that made us Hall of Famers.
Crazy Chris: Right, our match against...
Chris pauses for a moment and seems confused as he predictably forgotten who his opponents are.
Dangerous Dan: You forgot their names didn't you?
Crazy Chris: No. I just felt the need for an unnecessary pause mid sentences.
Dan shakes his head and giggles.
Dangerous Dan: Gotcha! Well to finish your sentence it's...
Dan pauses.
Crazy Chris: You forgot too, eh?
Dan chuckles all while trying to play it cool.
Dangeous Dan: Thunder and Lightning!
Crazy Chris: Seriously? Who calls themselves Thunder and Lightning? Sounds like a couple of lazy boys who can't wreslte. This is probably going to be and easy victory.
Suddenly Dan breaks out into song.
Dangerous Dan: "Thunder, feel the thunder. Lightning then the thunder!"
Crazy Chris: Dude! What the hell?
Dangerous Dan: Just a young gun with a quick fuse.
Chris places his hand over Dan's mouth attempting to drown out the sound of Dan's singing.
Crazy Chris: Seriously Dan. Shut the fuck up!
Chris moves his hand from Dan's mouth. Dan wipes away the sweat that was on his brother's palm.
Dangerous Dan: Gross dude! But yes to what you were referring to. Remember our motto? Never take anyone for granted. Remember how CWF went for us? Remember our last run in OCW? The one tag titles that slipped our grasps yet again. We can't take anyone for granted, especially Earthquake and Typhoon.
Crazy Chris: You mean Thunder and Lightning?
Dangerous Dan: Yes! Right! That damn song should help me remember. I wonder if that's their theme song? Anyways, these two aren't any kind of natural disaster. We'll definitely show the world we're still the Danger Boiz, better than ever.
Crazy Chris: Yes we will and then afterwards, I'll start focusing on my next challenger for my X Division title. I'm ready to defend this belt that I have never lost. The belt that I have acquired the longest reigning. The belt that I have been undefeated with. Thunder, Lightning, you're about to feel the wrath of a true natural disaster. Mother nature is calling bitches and we're going to send you back to the sky where you boys belong. It's going to be one hell of a crazy ride.
Dangerous Dan: The endd is near boys. Can't you feel it?
With those final words, Chris turns his attention back to the sights of the country road. Dan continues on with his driving, turning on the radio as he does so. We fade out as the song "Thunder" plays in the background with both brothers now singing to the song.
We see that familiar face of the Hall of Famer Dangerous Dan sitting behind the wheel. His hair in a ponytail and a fresh face. He sports a pair of dark blue expensive sunglasses over his eyes. He has one hand on the steering wheel and the other propped up on the door resting against his cheek.
The camera pans over and we see an unmasked Crazy Chris for the first time in a decade. Chris has one arm out the window and his right leg crossed over his left. On his lap we see the X Division title which looks just as fresh as it did ten years ago. Chris is staring out the window admiring the view he sees underneath the sunset.
Crazy Chris: I can't believe that we're finally back on the road for GCWA again. I never thought this would happen.
Dangeous Dan: I never thought it either little brother. Who would have thought the Danger Boiz would be back?
Chris reaches down and begins stroking the X Division title. Okay, get those dirty thoughts out of your head. Anyone would play with something in their lap. Oh Lord, I better just get on with this promo.
Crazy Chris: I can't believe that Ace is letting me continue my reign and gave me my title back. I haven't seen this baby in ten years.
Dangerous Dan: It definitely fits you Chris. It looked good on you then and it still looks good on you now.
Chris holds the championship up and stares over it.
Crazy Chris: It was a thrill Friday night to finally make our comeback in GCWA. My adrenaline was pumping and just being back on camera and having Ace support us was a thrill.
Dangerous Dan: I feel ya on that Chris and the fact that we were told that we were going to have our first match back as a team was just icing on the cake. We get to show the GCWA universe that we still have what we did ten years ago that made us Hall of Famers.
Crazy Chris: Right, our match against...
Chris pauses for a moment and seems confused as he predictably forgotten who his opponents are.
Dangerous Dan: You forgot their names didn't you?
Crazy Chris: No. I just felt the need for an unnecessary pause mid sentences.
Dan shakes his head and giggles.
Dangerous Dan: Gotcha! Well to finish your sentence it's...
Dan pauses.
Crazy Chris: You forgot too, eh?
Dan chuckles all while trying to play it cool.
Dangeous Dan: Thunder and Lightning!
Crazy Chris: Seriously? Who calls themselves Thunder and Lightning? Sounds like a couple of lazy boys who can't wreslte. This is probably going to be and easy victory.
Suddenly Dan breaks out into song.
Dangerous Dan: "Thunder, feel the thunder. Lightning then the thunder!"
Crazy Chris: Dude! What the hell?
Dangerous Dan: Just a young gun with a quick fuse.
Chris places his hand over Dan's mouth attempting to drown out the sound of Dan's singing.
Crazy Chris: Seriously Dan. Shut the fuck up!
Chris moves his hand from Dan's mouth. Dan wipes away the sweat that was on his brother's palm.
Dangerous Dan: Gross dude! But yes to what you were referring to. Remember our motto? Never take anyone for granted. Remember how CWF went for us? Remember our last run in OCW? The one tag titles that slipped our grasps yet again. We can't take anyone for granted, especially Earthquake and Typhoon.
Crazy Chris: You mean Thunder and Lightning?
Dangerous Dan: Yes! Right! That damn song should help me remember. I wonder if that's their theme song? Anyways, these two aren't any kind of natural disaster. We'll definitely show the world we're still the Danger Boiz, better than ever.
Crazy Chris: Yes we will and then afterwards, I'll start focusing on my next challenger for my X Division title. I'm ready to defend this belt that I have never lost. The belt that I have acquired the longest reigning. The belt that I have been undefeated with. Thunder, Lightning, you're about to feel the wrath of a true natural disaster. Mother nature is calling bitches and we're going to send you back to the sky where you boys belong. It's going to be one hell of a crazy ride.
Dangerous Dan: The endd is near boys. Can't you feel it?
With those final words, Chris turns his attention back to the sights of the country road. Dan continues on with his driving, turning on the radio as he does so. We fade out as the song "Thunder" plays in the background with both brothers now singing to the song.